Marvel – Immortal Path

Monkeys, this is Li Ang's definition of the three divine races.

It is said that people want faces and trees want skins, so gods (regardless of the gods) pay much more attention to their dignity and skin than ordinary people.

Being so humiliated by an Earth mortal in front of his face, even the best-tempered gods have an angry look on their faces. Some grumpy ones have even pulled out all kinds of weapons from behind. Prepare to let this Terrans class know what pain is.

"Why, dissatisfied?"

Li Ang grinned and pointed to the frost giants said with a smile: "You are not male and female yin and yang people."

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"What?!" Laufey looked shocked, curling his neck and shouted: "What are you talking about? We are called the original physique full of divinity, inherited from the original frost giant Ymir!"

"That's a yin and yang person," Li Ang said with a smile: "With two sets of reproductive systems, it looks like a female is actually a male, and it looks like a male is a female. Although I don't mean to laugh at your physical defects, you are shamelessly general. This trait is proud of, it’s very annoying.

Don’t you know that yin and yang people have bad ass?"

"You, you!" Laufey only felt blue veins on his forehead. Can't wait to slash Li Ang with a knife.

"What are you, yin and yang people have bad ass, yin and yang people have bad ass, yin and yang people have bad ass, you frost monkeys, learn from me and read it hard."

Li Ang is extremely Laughing wickedly, seeing Asgard's soldiers wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, he reprimanded: "What are you Asgardian laughing at? Didn't I say you?

Mother of Odin, it's Shuang Giant Bestela, this also means that all the descendants from Odin down may contain different chromosomes in their bodies.

Especially Frigga, the queen of heaven, you feel that you have been in bed with you for so many years Yes, is it really a 100% male?"

Sure enough, Frigga's face immediately showed the constipation of menopausal women.

"Like I said, monkey." Li Ang spread his hands, calmly playing the non-existent dust on the placket of the elastic.

The Olympus gods on the wooden ship in the distance gave out a slight laugh. These gods especially like to see other gods being insulted by their faces, and they can't talk back.

"Don't be frivolous, monkeys."

Li Ang straightened his face and pointed his finger at the largest Olympus Demi-God, Hercules. Said: "Take this Titan as an example. His mother is the mortal Alcmene, the wife of King Amphitrite of Thebes.

Zeus induces Alcmene, semi-compulsory Land has a relationship with it-in order to make oneself cool, Zeus even asked Sun God and Goddess of the Moon to extend the night, making the night three times as usual, and finally wearing a green little girl for King Thebes Hat."

Li Ang’s statement made the Olympian gods even more embarrassed. As the father of Zeus, his degree of integrity is far higher than that of Odin. Speaking of which is really dark history. A lot.

"If this is considered to be a characteristic of ancient Greece, then if you go deeper, you will find that Alcmene is actually the granddaughter of Perseus and Andromeda, and the fairy Perseus, the British seat, is the daughter of Danae, the daughter of Zeus and King Agos.

According to this calculation, Alcmene is the great granddaughter of Zeus—the father of Olympus. , Actually had a relationship with own granddaughter and gave birth to a baby."

Li Ang smiled and said: "Such a violation of human morality can only be done by monkeys."

The Olympus gods tried to refute, but after thinking about it carefully, they couldn't refute it. The chaotic blood relationship is a major feature of the Olympus god system.

"More than that, the Medusa killed by Perseus in his trial was actually an ordinary Priestess of the Temple of Athena. In order to humiliate Athena, Poseidon The center of the temple abused this Priestess.

In order to avoid the divine battle, Athena even ignored Priestess and even beat him upside down, accusing Medusa of insulting the purity of the temple and cursing her as a Banshee. ,

Such shameless, ritual and bad behavior, no matter how like a monkey, can only be done by a monkey."

Li Ang talked about Olympus with great relish. The dark history of the Goddess even rubbed his hands in excitement. “In addition, the first Divine King of Olympus, the god of the sky, Uranus, was caught in a family quarrel with his son Goddess Gaia. Cronus cut down the dragon root with a sickle. The dragon root fell into the deep sea and stirred up bubbles. After countless years, Goddess Venus was born.

Olympus Among the gods, the most beautiful one is actually a "hang"? When you think of the statue "Venus with Broken Arm", does it feel that Goddess with the broken arm fits its original meaning as a "hang"?"

"Enough!"

The gods of Olympus really can’t listen to their ugliness. These dark histories will be destroyed even if they are heard by their own family, even more how. In front of the two gods! This kind of humiliation is unprecedented!

"How can it be? Since it is done, don’t be afraid of others saying it~"

Li Ang said with a smile: "But to be honest, Zeus angered the Europa Among the cows, there is a wretched male Poseidon who trained Minos’s wife for a little white cow. Later, there is a big hero Ai Akos pushing the baby seal madly regardless of the size difference.

Nowadays on Earth Welsh Old Iron and Middle Eastern Old Iron, their habit of having relationships with little lambs, is it passed down from your Greek god system?"

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Slaps don’t bring them like that! Can you save some face! !

Many Olympus gods only felt that blood was surging, their faces flushed, and all of them sharpened their swords. They seemed to spout flames in their eyes when they looked at Li Ang.

"Calm down, calm down!"

When Diana Princess saw that the situation was not good, she hurriedly pulled out the long sword and stood on the bridge loudly shouted: "Li Ang is bewitching you Mind, I have read his information. Once I listen to his words, I will fall into a logical trap and never get out! Don’t let your emotions dominate your mind!"

This one is from Paradise Island Demi-God, the female of the United States, looked at the passionate gods of Olympus who couldn't listen to the persuasion, and reluctantly covered her forehead.

"These youngsters are really not calm."

A lame, hunched, deformed, deformed middle-aged male deity looked at his excited compatriots, and the look of scholar Diana Princess shook his head and shook his head. , Seems to be proud of own good temper.

Unexpectedly, Li Ang turned his gaze to the ugly god, and said loudly, "Hezhunstos, the god of fire and forging, your mother is Hera, the goddess, and father is the gods. Father Zeus, born so noble, but because of Innate’s deformity, he was abandoned and loathed.

As an adult, you offered a golden divine throne to the queen Hera, but you set a laser on the divine throne, leaving Hera to death. On the throne.

In desperation, the gods invited you back to Mount Olympus, and the heavenly father Zeus used public office to avenge private wrongs because the god Aphrodite refused. Zeus’s courtship, he will mate Aphrodite to you as a condition and let you release Hera.

As a result, you marry Aphrodite, the god of love, as your wife. After the peak of life, but unexpectedly Aphrodite thinks you are too ugly, short stature, no heroic temperament, red apricot out of the wall, and War God Ares rolled the sheets.

You are resentful in your heart. , Made a big net. When his wife commits adultery with others, the adulterer will be exposed to the net and publicly displayed in front of the Olympian gods, attracting the gods laughed heartily. In the end, Ares will pay the fine for the adultery. , Everything calm and tranquil, return to normal.

If love is a light, it must be the color of forgiveness, and it must be your color."

After that, Li Ang With a wink and a smile, he moved towards Hezhunstos in a very wicked way, reaching out his hand to show his heart, "You have to think for the good. There was once a man named Wu Dalang who was the same short stature, and his wife went out for the red apricot and flew with the adulterer. , Actually poisoned Wu Dalang on the spot.

Compared with this Wu Dalang, your monkey's luck is pretty good~"

"ahhhhhhh ahhhh!"

Hezunstos's sanity disappeared, fiercely pulled the rudder handle on the bridge and screamed: "Fire! Fire! Fire!"