Marvel – Immortal Path

Big Ben, or the Palace of Westminster clock, may be the most famous clock in the world.

This clock tower, built in 1858, has witnessed the glory and decline of the British Empire.

Harry Potter, who had just mastered the magic net system before, used magic to hit Big Ben because of an accidental operation, resulting in a large piece of rock missing on the surface of the clock tower, and the potholes were extremely obvious.

The British Government immediately came forward and explained that this was a natural situation arising from the long history of Big Ben. Please rest assured. And immediately mobilized a repair team to repair Big Ben.

However, the world is difficult, and the landlord’s family has no surplus. Under the background of economic recession, the British Empire has given full play to the inefficiency of the capitalist bureaucracy, shirks each other’s responsibilities, and has not been able to complete the restoration.

This resulted in a quarantine zone under this iconic clock tower, which was surrounded by the Scottish police, and people were forbidden to step into it. And the tower itself above, still exposed a large piece of rock.

"tsk tsk tsk, the British Empire is no longer decent."

Wade Wilson looked at the mottled and sunken shadow of the bell tower, smiled jokingly, and took out one from his pocket. A pair of mediocre black-rimmed glasses, put on oneself.

This spectacle is an employee-specific model produced in the academy’s urban underground experimental base. Deadpool presses a button on the temples of the spectacles, and Li Ang’s silhouette appears in the mirror, directly projected into Deadpool’s In the eyes.

"Good evening, Boss."

"Good evening, Mr. Wilson."

Li Ang, the secret mastermind, is sitting at No. 93, Diagon Alley Behind his desk, he didn't know that Diana Princess, who was far away in Paris, France, had glimpsed the global layout of the meme company. Even if he knew it, he would only smile slightly and exclaimed "smart".

The Demi-God Princess from the Greek gods is certainly interesting and a rare sample of great scientific research value, but it is undoubtedly more important to solve the problem of the invasion of foreign gods.

Calling Wade Wilson, who specializes in assassination, to London is also part of his plan.

Li Ang indifferently smiled with his subordinates and said casually: "In 2012 to commemorate the 60th anniversary of the Queen’s accession to the throne of the United Kingdom, Cameron, then Prime Minister of United Kingdom, signed with hundreds of parliamentarians. The bill was approved, and Big Ben was officially renamed'Elizabeth Tower' to make Galeries Lafayette happy.

Apart from this, many Commonwealth countries with Galeries Lafayette as the supreme leader also spent 20 billion pounds. Celebrations are held in various places.

Among these 20 billion pounds, the United Kingdom Ministry of Defense also specially allocated 1.5 billion to distribute new uniforms and badges to 190,000 United Kingdom soldiers to create a millennial celebration. Try to make this commemorative ceremony magnificent."

Wade Wilson was also a little embarrassed when he heard Li Ang’s casual remarks. He himself is a Canadian citizen, a member of the Commonwealth, and he knows what he is now. What kind of bird the Commonwealth has become.

1.5 billion pounds are allotted to 190,000 United Kingdom soldiers, which means that a person’s uniform, up to 8,000 pounds, will be exchanged for 12,000 USD and 66,000 renminbi.

There are so many luxurious and extravagant clothes that can afford this price, and how thick-skinned it is to make the corrupt United Kingdom bureaucrats propose such a proposal.

Li Ang, who was watching the sights of the Palace of Westminster with the help of communication glasses, didn’t care, picked up a sharp voice, said with a smile:

" The 60th birthday of the old lady is so beautiful and lively. The neighbors will say that this old lady is very lucky and has face, and this family can stand up in that area!

The people are like this, the country is more So!

If even Elizabeth Galeries Lafayette’s 60th anniversary celebrations are embarrassing, not only will Galeries Lafayette’s face, but the British Empire’s face will have no place to put it!

What? This reflects the peace of the Commonwealth, Qinghai, Yan Guotai and the people?

In this way, not only foreigners look down on you, but even the ordinary people look down!

Foreigners look down on you and they bully you, and ordinary people look down on you and don’t accept You, this will cause something to happen, and the foundation of the ancestors of the British Empire will be destroyed!

These principles, the parliamentarians and the central hall, do not understand or do not want to understand?

I think they don’t want to understand!

In other words, they are loyal to being courtiers, and all let the wild cats eat them!

Well, today, Elizabeth Galeries Lafayette has also put his words here. Whoever makes Galeries Lafayette uncomfortable on this birthday will make him uncomfortable for the rest of his life.

What is the trifling of 20 billion pounds? After embezzling the navy’s money, and saving a few ships, won’t the Summer Palace’s money come out?

Only in this way can the decentness of Lafayette and the decentness of the British Empire be demonstrated!"

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Li Ang’s one-man show that lashed out at the British Government immediately drew the applause from Deadpool, "Okay! Very good, Boss, you are really high. In just a few words, the British Empire’s inability to support the old decent status quo ridiculed it. It’s so exquisite and wonderful."

"Hehe, Wade, you have a good eye." Li Ang slightly smiled, who was rare for a while, said casually: "By the way, Constantine is in the vicinity , You will meet with him as soon as possible, and proceed to the next step."

"Okay." Deadpool hurriedly nodded and said yes, looking around.

"Wade, here."

A standard London tone stopped Deadpool in a daze.

John Constantine, still wearing that long brown yellow trench coat, stood under the street lamp, dangling a cigarette, and whistling cynically moved towards Deadpool.

The personal relationship between Deadpool and Constantine is pretty good. Although the two can't talk about heroes and cherish heroes, they are barely a friendship between slut and scum. They often go to the bar to drink after get off work. Together with Bain and the others, form a two-handed game; when out of Quest, they also occasionally form a team to kill individuals and set fire together, which is relaxed and comfortable.

"It's coming."

Deadpool scratched his head, walked up to Constantine in a hurry, and said hello, "John, you smoke all day long. If you don’t leave your mouth, you are not afraid that oneself will die someday, leaving your wife and child unattended?"

"Departing from the world? What do you mean? Tuberculosis or lung cancer?"

Constant Ding Hun spit out a smoke ring indifferently, and said calmly after the smoke: "Even if my lungs are completely necrotic, just go to Doctor Strange to report and receive the next batch of artificial lung organ transplants, and you will be able to recover in minutes. Healthy."

Deadpool rolled the eyes, indifferent expression.

According to the internal evaluation of Meme Pharmaceuticals, it is not expensive to cultivate a brand new artificial organ from a petri dish. The artificial organ production process improved by Dr. Strange is not much different from the production of hydroponic meat, and the cost is just as low.

But in order to take into account the interests of memetic pharmaceuticals and other medical fields, and to prevent the people from doing their own lives, relying on the cheapness of artificial organs to harm oneself's body through various unhealthy lifestyles,

Memes has deliberately increased the overall price of surgery in the provision of artificial organ transplant surgery that has been rolled out all over the world, making the public a lot more cautious about organ transplantation.

Not only that, Dr. Strange, who is in the world, has also specifically tightened the barriers to entry for artificial organs. Many citizens waiting in line must pass the "number-only lottery" method to get the organ transplant. qualifications.

Constantine dropped his cigarette butt on the ground, touched the mess, and said: "Okay, don't talk nonsense with you, did you bring things?"

" It's all here."

Deadpool picked up the package and made a stubborn gesture in the direction of Big Ben. "Let’s go. It’s time to let those Blood Races know who the British Empire really is. Calculate."