Marvel Book of Magical Events

Alex, the famous Cree pirate, felt that he would never forget that robbery in his life, and it was also that robbery that made Alex like gang-hopping tactics. It was an act at the beginning of his career, nothing special. Same as now, dilapidated ship, stinking crew with a mess of weapons of all types, smugglers, mechanically modified robbers, robbing everything and wanting everything. But unlike now, Alex, who was the first mate at the time, had a special captain. I was still a smuggler at that time. Drunk Alex patted the mechanical whore beside him, and said to his crew, It was a legend, we all called him the captain! Haven't you heard that story?

The strange-looking crew members shook their heads one after another, and the big guy with two heads was even more stupid. Alex took a sip of his drink angrily and began to tell the story.

Move your lazy asses, you gutter rats! You've been asleep for hours! Mate, give them medicine!

Captain, what is a mouse?

Shut up! Don't ask questions while I'm talking! Salomon slapped the Cree's first mate Alex in the face, then kicked over a villain who was trying to grab some more addictive drugs, and at the same time threw the potion belonging to the villain into his arms. He wiped his hands, One piece per person, no more! You bloody trash! How is the preparation of the weapon group?

The slaves are ready for the bow laser cannon! Alex replied in a panic. It was an armed merchant ship, but the previous owner didn't seem to have imagined that the short smuggling trip would be robbed, and thus saved money for guns. In addition to the laser cannon on the bow, there are only some small cannons on this ship that can be used. As a live ammunition weapon, its performance outside the atmosphere is not excellent, but it is barely usable.

Very good! Salomon sat back on the lacquered captain's throne, and through the strengthened glass in front of him, he could see the faint light from the deep starry sky. Helmsman, full left helm! Let's give that son of a bitch a good look! he said, Quartermaster, hand out the weapons!

Yes, Captain!

Yes, Captain!

Salomon watched the shrinking numbers on the radar chart between the ship's coordinate system and the target ship's. He looked at his watch and estimated that the first attack would take another fifteen minutes. During this period of time, he has to keep restraining the actions of the crew members. If he doesn't keep an eye on these guys, they may fight in the next second. So he drew the sword, and all fell silent, for they had all seen how many men the captain had killed with that sword. It was a horror like stuffing ice cubes into the brain, and it was an emotionless killing. Even the crew members who had taken addictive drugs shut their mouths and stood obediently behind the captain.

Flames suddenly lit up around the captain. Accompanied by the melodious melody, a large golden-red bird emerges from the flames.

He's a wizard, Alex said slowly to the crew, and even the most ferocious pirate gasped at the word, like a lingering nightmare. It was a weird journey, but we didn't know it at the time. Alex sighed, looking at the terrified expressions of the crew. We thought he would bring us wealth. He did, but it was accompanied by death. Whether it was his enemy or his friend. But that's another story. Let's talk about that naval battle. I can't deny that I learned a lot from that captain.

The first mate, Alex, endured the high temperature emitted by the big golden-red bird, and quietly poked his head out to look at the contents of Salomon's notebook. This period of time is a good opportunity for Salomon to take a vacation. He has time to think about the future military system, weapons and equipment, communication methods and tactical operations, including how to maintain efficiency when dispatching between various departments. He turned his head and glanced at the first officer who poked his head out. Suddenly, the first officer felt that he could understand the words written by the captain. He can read all scripts, including Xandar. The first mate, Alex, knew that it was the captain's handwriting. He was very careful not to offend the captain, suppressed his inner curiosity, and studied the contents of the notebook as quietly as possible.

Keep it safe. Salomon stood up from the captain's seat, handed the notebook to the first officer, and left behind the big golden-red bird. The crew has slowly felt the gravitational pull from another planet, and this is the battle area that Salomon booked. He didn't just want a ship, he wanted a fleet - circling around so long that the planet's gravity was a trap for him. He drew his sword and drove the crew to the bow, shutting them in with a large gate. First officer Alex watched Salomon, glowing with light, pass through the airlock and float into space without using any equipment.

Alex! The captain's command went straight into the mate's head, pulling him back from the shock, Speed ​​up, you bastard!

Yes! Captain!

He stood on the top of the spaceship and waved his long sword, ordering the spaceship under his feet to slam into the enemy! Whenever new crew members boarded the ship, Captain Alex would tell them this story. Whenever he recalled this experience, he felt the blood vessels beating drums in his ears. The firepower of the enemy ship passed by the reinforced glass, but it didn't fall on the dilapidated spaceship at all. The first officer suddenly realized, he cheered, pulled the power of the propellers to the highest, and rushed towards the enemy ship with unparalleled speed. The laser cannon on the bow fired first, breaking through the thin armor of the enemy ship. This smaller and faster smuggling ship slammed into the enemy ship. The pirates who had just taken the drug ran out of the smoking hatch shouting, shoving, and coughing loudly.

If the lights had been brighter and the fire spray had been smaller, they would have seen the vicious scar above the bow.

Nothing could stop him, whether it was a thick steel door or a mechanically transformed warrior, nothing could pass two rounds under Salomon's hands. He stepped on blood of various colors and wet limbs, and stood in front of the pirates with his long sword raised. Long live the captain! the pirates roared, following Salomon's footsteps and charging forward, their weapons firing indiscriminately. The cannon fired by the chief mate sent out deafening thunder in the cabin. They don't care who they killed, or who they were killed, they want to vent their violence!

On that day, we captured this ship! We captured this fleet! Captain Alex patted the armrest of the seat emotionally. He led us to do it, and we are proud of him! You scum, waste and soft-bodied eggs in civilization, you are in luck! He stretched out his pale prosthetic limb and pointed to the crimson flag hanging on the captain's throne. A large golden bird with long tail feathers was drawn on this precious natural woolen fabric. A long sword piercing through a flag. On the other side of the captain's cabin, a portrait drawn from Alex's memory was hanging there.

In the portrait, Salomon is holding a long sword, with light shining from the back of his head.

You will be under the watchful eye of the captain, bathed in the glory of the captain! This is the glory you will never get in your life! You bastards that no one wants! Cheer, no matter what you were, you are our family now! We will give you glory and wealth! Drink, friends! Let us cheer for Captain Salomon! Long live the captain!

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