Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

"Mr. Zhang San, hello, is it really you?"

There was a hint of disbelief in the middle-aged man's voice. After all, there are three million netizens in the live broadcast room now.

The odds of being able to connect to yourself are similar to winning the lottery.

"Well, hello, I'm... Forget it, you can also call me Teacher Zhang San."

"Excuse me, can I help you with any legal issues?"

After a moment of silence, Lin He said patiently.

"Well, Mr. Zhang San, I do have a legal question to consult with you."

"The thing is, a few days ago, I was riding an electric bike on the road and accidentally hit a woman."

"And then, I also felt that I was wrong, so I proposed to pay her 200 yuan, but the woman disagreed and insisted that I take her to the hospital for examination."

Lin He nodded. Isn't this story quite normal.

If you hit someone with your bike, you will naturally have to take them to the hospital for a checkup.

The middle-aged man continued: "After arriving at the hospital, I took her to the surgery and spent hundreds of dollars. After the examination, there was nothing wrong with her body."

"But this woman is unrelenting and insists that I take her to check the internal medicine again."

"Finally, cervical erosion was found out, and now this woman insists that I hit her."

"I also said that everyone's physique is different. She didn't have this problem before. I must have knocked it out for her."

"If I don't pay for her soup, I will go to court and sue me."

"I just wanted to ask Mr. Zhang San, what should I do about this?"

Got hit by an electric car and knocked out cervical erosion?

Also cheating on people.

Everyone's physique is different.

This...women are weird too.

Sure enough, before Lin He spoke, the netizens in the live broadcast room were happy.

"Dude, where did you hit someone? This is a serious problem."

"You stepped on the horse and slammed the wheel into it?"

"As soon as I hear this guy is an honest man, I can guarantee that this disease was not caused by you, but by his boyfriend."

"You can be lucky, it's fortunate that you didn't find out that you are pregnant, otherwise you will also be responsible for the child in your belly."

"I'm a gynecologist, and I can tell you responsibly that this condition in the girl's mouth can't be knocked out in a day or two, and it wouldn't have happened without hundreds of violent blows. This woman is very Obviously cheating."

...

Lin He looked at the comments in the live broadcast room speechlessly, sighed secretly, and then said seriously: "Actually, you don't have to worry about this matter at all."

"Since you have taken the other party to the hospital for examination and there is no trauma, you have already fulfilled your legal obligations."

"As for the other party going to court to sue you, then let her toss about it casually."

"I believe that as long as a judge with a normal mind, after reading the prosecution materials, he will not file a case."

"What you have to do now is, don't answer the phone, don't answer WeChat, whether the woman calls the police or sues, just let her go."

The man said in disbelief, "Is this all right, Mr. Zhang San, don't lie to me."

"The woman said that as long as I dare not answer the phone, she will call the police and arrest me."

"It made me not in the mood for screwing these days."

Screwing, working in an electronics factory, no wonder it is so simple, and people are frightened by a few words.

"Well, let me ask, how old are you this year?" Lin He asked.

"I'm 19 this year. I've been working in an electronics factory since I graduated from high school last year," the man replied.

"Okay." Lin He urged, "Just do as I said. You are still young, don't ask why, these questions will be understood when you grow up a bit."

"Okay, bye."

Lin He hung up the phone and rubbed his eyebrows.

This guy is too simple.

"Okay, let's connect with another fan."

Lin He looked at the screen and cheered up.

beep...

As Lianmai's voice sounded, soon, another fan's Lianmai was connected.

A hearty voice sounded, "Hello, Mr. Zhang San, it's a pleasure to be with you. I've encountered a trouble recently, can you help me?"

"Please tell your story!" Lin He said succinctly.

"It's like this. As for me, I'm in my thirties this year. I open a small company with only a dozen employees."

"Some time ago, an employee who visited a concubine was caught by the police station and detained for a month."

"You know, in a small company like ours, if some employees don't come to work for a month, it will affect the normal operation of the company."

"And then, I fired him."

"Now this employee wants to sue me and ask me to compensate him 100,000 yuan."

"After the first-instance judgment of our intermediate court, our company lost the case and must compensate the plaintiff 100,000 yuan."

"Teacher Zhang San, what should I do about this?"

Prostitution, dismissal.

There seems to be nothing wrong with what the boss does.

After all, such a morally corrupt person, expecting him to stay in the company will bring about a good atmosphere.

A few days ago, several students from Fudan University were expelled from their students because of this kind of thing. This kind of thing has become commonplace.

"Why did the first-instance judgment lose? What is the reason for the other party to sue your company?" Lin He asked.

"He said I violated the labor contract law." The man said.

Oh I got it.

Lin He had probably guessed the circumstances of the trial that day.

Lin He smiled and said, "That's true. Whoring is a public security violation and does not constitute a crime."

"After being arrested for prostitutes, you only need to face administrative penalties and cannot terminate the labor contract."

"According to our country's laws, companies can unilaterally terminate labor contracts only when employees face criminal penalties."

From the perspective of labor contract law, it is strange that the boss does not lose.

"Ah, that's right, Mr. Zhang San, you said, is there a way for our company to win the case, or to pay less."

The man cried, "I'm just a small company, and it's really too much to pay the other party 100,000 yuan all at once."

"Actually, it's not difficult for your company to win the case."

Lin He said lightly: "The other party has been detained for a month, and he didn't go to work, right?"

"Then the question is, has the employee asked for leave from the company?"

"I don't think so. By the way, that night, he seemed to have sent a leave message in the company's WeChat group, but it was too late, and I didn't reply." The man thought for a long time before he said.

"It's not over." Lin He showed a smile on his face. "You must know that when an employee asks for a leave, it is not as simple as informing the company, but requires the company to decide whether to grant leave."

"You are the boss and naturally have the right to decide whether to approve the other party's leave."

"Well, you continue to appeal. During the second instance, remember not to debate the contract law with the other party."

"As long as you grasp one point of view, the other party has been absent from work for one month in a row, and your company fired the other party because of this."

"Do you understand it?"

"Absence from work... dismissed, okay, Mr. Zhang San, I understand."

The man's voice was a little surprised, "Thank you very much for helping me with advice, I know what to do."

After the man finished speaking, he hung up Lianmai.

Then, 5 super carnivals floated on the screen.

When Lin He saw this scene, he secretly said something bright and bright!

Even Mai one by one, Lin He also helped them answer their questions one by one.

Soon, it was the last mic.

As long as you complete this link, you will be rewarded with 100 madman points from the system.

Beep beep... even the microphone is connected.

"Please say your question."

The other party was not allowed to speak, and Lin He took the lead.

"That's right, Mr. Zhang San."

"Last month, I drank some wine at home and fell asleep."

"Then someone called and said my car was parked in the wrong place and told me to go downstairs and move the car."

"I didn't think much about it at the time. I thought that the stupid old lady in my family had parked the car crooked again."

"When I went downstairs, I found that my car was parked fine, so I reasoned with him."

"The parking spaces in our community are all public, and whoever parks early will own it."

"The other party insisted that the parking space is commonly used by him, and asked me to move it."

"I was also a cheap hand. I was too lazy to quarrel with him at that time, so I got in the car and prepared to move the car away."

"Who knows that grandson is not a thing, I just drove a few meters away, and his backhand is a report call."

"Now the police have convicted me of drink driving and I lost my driver's license."

"Mr. Zhang San, is there any way you can help me leave my driver's license?"

"This matter is too unfair!"