Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

This afternoon, Lin He and Zhang Xuanmai were sitting in the office bragging.

Lin He thought about it for a while, and felt that he still had to consult Zhang Xuanmai, the great lover.

"Mai, you said, what kind of gifts do boys usually give better for girls' birthdays?"

Lin He personally poured a cup of tea for Zhang Xuanmai, and then looked at Zhang Xuanmai sincerely like a primary school student.

"Girls gifts?"

Zhang Xuanmai was stunned for a moment, and said, "Lao Lin, you want to give a gift to a girl, who is it, is she beautiful, how old, what are you doing..."

Zhang Xuanmai is like a member of a secret intelligence organization. After three or two sentences, he can't wait to ask the other party's measurements.

Lin He waved his hand and said impatiently, "Don't talk about those useless things, let's talk about giving gifts first."

"Is that so." Zhang Xuanmai touched his nose: "Giving gifts depends on personal circumstances."

"It depends on the identity of the other party, what is your relationship with the other party, and what purpose do you want to achieve by giving gifts."

"In the information you gave me, Lao Lin, only one gender was disclosed, so it is difficult for me to analyze this for you."

Lin He thought for a while, and felt that Zhang Xuanmai's words seemed to make some sense.

So he couldn't help saying: "It's just a friend, Yan Xiyue, the one you saw last time."

"On her birthday next month, she gave me a special mention, so I thought about what gift to give her."

"You also know that I'm not good at dealing with girls, so I'll ask you, a lover, to help me out with ideas."

What, Lin He is going to send a birthday present to that beautiful girl last time?

When Zhang Xuanmai heard this, he immediately became interested.

With a wretched smile on his face, he said, "Lao Lin, ask a more private question, don't think about it too much."

Lin He looked at Zhang Xuanmai, wondering what he meant by this.

Zhang Xuanmai rubbed his hands and said, "Then what, did you get on?"

With a wretched smile, obscene actions, and vulgar language, Zhang Xuanmai at this moment looks just like the old turtle in ancient times.

"No." Lin He lit a cigarette and uttered two words.

"Can you help me come up with ideas? If you can't, just get out of the way and don't bother me."

This idiot, just laugh when you laugh, can you stop laughing so lewdly.

Your expression looks really rude.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry." Zhang Xuanmai sneered, and then analyzed seriously: "Lao Lin, I probably guessed what you meant."

"You want to use Yan Xiyue's birthday to give her a gift to bring the relationship between the two of you closer."

"If possible, it would be better to pierce that layer of window paper by the way."

"That's what it means."

Lin He nodded, the bastard finally said a few words.

Zhang Xuanmai touched his chin and thought for a while, and suddenly, his eyes lit up: "If you want to say that, Lao Lin, I have a suggestion."

"I guarantee that after you send this gift, you can quickly shorten the distance between the two of you."

"The most important thing is that this gift is not only affordable, but also extremely practical."

"What?" Lin He asked impatiently.

Zhang Xuanmai looked around and said in a low voice, "Electric toys?"

Lin He looked at Zhang Xuanmai with a black question mark on his face, and looked at Zhang Xuanmai with a brain-like look in his eyes.

Zhang Xuanmai explained: "Lao Lin, listen to me first."

"You said just now that Yan Xiyue was celebrating her birthday, and she specifically told you whether it was or not."

"What does this mean? It means that she is also interested in you in her heart."

"Look, the two of you have known each other for a while, and both of you have good feelings for each other. It's just that a layer of window paper has not been pierced."

"As soon as you send that thing out, she will naturally know what you mean."

"As long as Yan Xiyue accepts your gift, the two of you will be able to have a good night's sleep."

"Well, I have a good idea."

After Zhang Xuanmai finished speaking, he looked at Lin He proudly.

'Stupid. ' Lin He scolded angrily: "I always thought that you are a great lover, you are usually very romantic, and you can live among thousands of flowers without a leaf sticking to your body."

"I didn't expect that now, you are not called romantic, and the one who rides a horse is called lewd."

"It's a girl's birthday, if you ask me to send that thing, is it you or me."

"Fuck!"

Lin He felt that it was a waste of emotion to discuss this matter with Zhang Xuanmai today.

I regret it now, having told him so much just now.

"Hey, Lao Lin, don't be angry, I'm telling you this from experience."

Zhang Xuanmai said solemnly: "The so-called quick knife cuts the mess, sometimes you want to speed up your relationship with a girl."

"The sword must go sideways."

"As long as the other party sees your gift and doesn't turn around, it means that the two of you have a great possibility of continuing to develop."

"Look, Lao Lin, you're not bad, the handsome guy of 1.8 meters has the buff of Zhang San, and that Yan Xiyue still has a good opinion of you, I think you just do as I say, and you will explode at night. Her crystals should be fine."

"and also……"

Zhang Xuanmai talked about his reasoning incessantly, but Lin He no longer wanted to hear him beep.

He waved his hand and said, "Mai, let me give you a piece of advice, can you get out of your way?"

"Please immediately, immediately, quickly disappear from my eyes."

"I'll be annoyed when I see you, understand?"

It's all a broken experience, and it's a set of things to talk about.

Lin He now finally understands that Zhang Xuanmai's four-game losing streak in court is not without reason.

After more than ten years of reading sage books, this is the only thing in my mind now.

When Zhang Xuanmai saw that Lin He started chasing people, he also put away his hippie smile.

He took a deep breath and said, "Okay, Lao Lin, I admit, I was joking with you just now."

"Dude, you really have an idea, would you like to hear it?"

Lin He looked at the serious Zhang Xuanmai, did not speak, and quietly waited for his next sentence.

Zhang Xuanmai said, "Lao Lin, let me ask you one more question, do you really want to develop with that Yan Xiyue?"

"You're not talking nonsense. When did Lao Tzu ask you about emotional issues?" Lin He lit a cigarette and threw one to Zhang Xuanmai.

"That's much easier to handle." Zhang Xuanmai clapped his hands and said, "In my opinion, you can just send a car directly, and the more expensive the better."

"Send a car?" Lin He was a little stunned: "Do you want to be so extravagant?"

Zhang Xuanmai smiled and said, "You don't understand Lao Lin, right? It's a bit extravagant, but it works fast."

"Mr. Shuren said a wise saying: The speed of two people's emotional development depends entirely on the speed at which you spend money."