Madman in a Fantasy World

36. Galaxy Z Flip

“We have arrived. Guest.”

“thank you.”

He stretched behind Luna, who was paying the wages.

I’m dying to sit in this fucking wagon for hours.

We left in the morning and arrived well after lunch.

As Adela said, there was a distance, so if we left after lunch, we would have to go to the inn as soon as we arrived.

If it hadn’t been for the scenery I saw on the way back, I would have accidentally blown up the wagon out of boredom.

I will be a corpse by the time I arrive to travel a distance that will take more than a day later.

“We’ve arrived, Luna! It’s the beginning of town!”

“This isn’t a name like that, but…”

“I know. It’s just a tradition.”

If you don’t do this, you won’t feel like you’ve arrived.

A manor overlooking the vast sea.

This place, which smells like exaggeration, is not as large as the Empire, but it seemed that a lot of money was spent on the development of buildings and territory.

Clean buildings and specialties that can only be found here. In particular, as it is close to the sea, there were many ornaments processed with fish or shells.

“Your lord here seems to be a better person than I thought.”

“Yes. It’s not a territory that nobles I know would do.”

They recklessly raise taxes and secretly commit embezzlement. Isn’t this something that comes out at least once in any novel if there is an aristocrat?

The territory where I am is a place that seems far away from that.

This is evidenced by the high quality of life of the common people.

As well as the option of hiring an adventurer using the territory’s funds for the kidnapping of commoners.

It’s not something nobles who live for their own taste would do.

“Umm… but I’m losing my memory here.”

I mean it’s long.

“What?”

“Is this here? The episode where Yeomisae comes out?”

“·······?”

I don’t know. Let’s go.

We headed to the Adventurer’s Guild in the Devon Counties.

It was because Adela said that you need to show the request to the guild in the territory.

-You must never buy and hit there! You see!

-yes.

What the hell am I doing to treat you like that?

A building made of brick and painted white.

At the top, a wooden signboard read “Adventurer’s Guild.”

Since the size of the territory was smaller than that of the empire, the adventurer’s guild was also smaller than the empire’s adventurer’s guild, but it still had everything.

“welcome.”

Receptionist I don’t know who.

I always see Adela, but when I see someone else, the feeling is different.

“I’ve been asked to investigate our disappearance case.”

“Yes. Can you give me the request?”

The receptionist stamped the request we submitted and returned it.

“Is this the end?”

“Yes. If you take this to the Count’s mansion, the Count will give you a detailed explanation.”

I always think of it, but the adventurer’s guild handles things quickly.

‘Surprisingly, things will end quickly.’

After getting the request back, I left the adventurer’s guild and headed for the mansion.

Finding the count’s mansion was not difficult even for me, who was a long way.

Where would it be if it was the count’s mansion in the county?

It is definitely not the largest building.

We headed to the large mansion that can also be seen from the Adventurer’s Guild.

“Stop! This is the mansion of the Earl of Devon! You can’t enter without permission!”

Then the soldiers guarding the entrance blocked us by crossing their spears in an X shape.

A common sight in medieval fantasy.

“We are adventurers who have been commissioned here.”

Unfortunately, we are precious guests who came as a request from the count.

I took out the request form and showed it to the soldiers.

Then one of the soldiers approached and began to check the request I gave him in detail.

“Hmph! How do we know if this is real or fake?”

“I’m proud that the bastard who works in the county can’t even recognize the family seal, you idiot.”

It was always there in the novels.

Stupid characters that the author seems to have taken out their brains, and extras who don’t know how to handle the aftermath.

If something similar to this had happened in the original work, the main character would have been complaining loudly as if he couldn’t figure out what to do.

Luna, who was next to me, also looked at that stupid figure and seemed confused as to whether what she just heard was correct.

Hey, the count even put a seal on the request to certify that he is himself.

Doesn’t the guy who guards the count’s house in the county know whether this seal is real or fake?

What is in front of my eyes is something that cannot happen if it is a real person.

‘Then is it Mine?’

Wouldn’t it be possible to find out if I kill it?

Should I pull out the sword or not? When I was at the crossroads of my choice, he spoke first.

“You’re good at talking about cheaters.”

her? Do you dare to challenge me, trained as a K-netizen?

The subject of land in the Middle Ages?

I need to show a little bit of the spicy taste of K-Netizens.

“You must have been born as a retarded child due to a lack of oxygen because your head was so big during childbirth that it got caught in the middle. Your mother must have suffered a lot after giving birth to you.”

“This, this bastard!! Did you finish talking now!!”

“No, less. Do you know what your mother did to feed you, you idiot? Right in the window between my crotches—-.”

“You fucking bastard!!!”

***

Office in the mansion of the Earl of Devon.

Only the crunching sound of a quill filled the room.

– aaa!!!!!!

“·······?”

At that time, Isaac, who was doing business, put down the quill he was holding and checked the source of the sound through the window.

What came into Isaac’s field of vision were the soldiers gathered in front of the front door and his restless butler.

In order to ascertain the cause for himself, Isaac headed for the main gate with minimal armament.

“Cedric. What’s the fuss?”

“Go, head of household…! How did this happen?”

– Dududuk.

A creepy sound came from the front.

screams soon followed.

“aaa!!!!!!!!!!”

What came into Isaac’s field of vision were his own soldiers scattered around him, a red-eyed man folding his soldier’s waist like an origami, and a beastman woman behind him.

“Look closely, Luna. This is called the Galaxy Z Flip.”

“aaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

A man who makes incomprehensible noises.

Soldiers rushed to stop him, but all folded as lightly as paper.

Just how strong he is, and how he can bend the body of an adult man like that origami.

That man, who seemed to be about 20 years old, had a different strength from his apparent physique, which was a phenomenal scene.

“You bastards. That’s why you only have to meet the count. Why are they not cockroaches? The more you catch them, the more they pop out from somewhere and bother people.”

Even the requirements he wants are himself.

I don’t know what happened, but I couldn’t just watch the damage anymore.

Isaac took a step and moved forward.

Cedric, the butler, stopped him, but he couldn’t stop Isaac.

“I’m Isaac Devon, the head of the household. What’s the matter?”

“Avoid the ship, Count! This guy is dangerous!”

said the soldier.

However, Isaac gave the soldier a small smile. as if it’s okay

“Are you filming a sitcom right now? If anyone sees it, they’ll think I’m here for terrorism.”

“aaa!!!!!!!!!!”

“I’m here, so let him go now!”

After saying that, the man in front of me let go of the soldier in his hand.

Shaking his hands a few times, he took a piece of paper out of his pocket and spread it in front of Isaac’s eyes.

“·······?”

A situation in which a person who has been looking for himself suddenly spreads a piece of paper to himself.

Despite the unexpected situation, Isaac calmly skimmed through the contents of the paper.

“···uh?”

***

I really hate sweet potatoes.

Not the sweet potato you eat, but the stuffy situations that come out of the novel.

Although it is said that appropriate sweet potatoes and cider are necessary for immersion in the novel, immersion will drop dramatically if you bring out the unreasonable sweet potato development.

In that sense, the extra soldier who stopped me was the same.

There is no cider, and the existence itself is a sweet potato.

So I just folded it in half.

‘The kids here fall too easily for provocation.’

It’s really funny from my point of view to go crazy like that after just a few pad rips.

If it were in Korea, my mother’s highest level of education would become a pizza school in an instant, and my dad would become a person who fought with seagulls because he wanted to eat shrimp crackers and ended up with a two-week total.

After I showed Luna how to make a Galaxy Z Flip in the Middle Ages using the fainting soldiers.

I was able to enter the drawing room only after showing the request document I had brought to the count who came out to check the situation belatedly.

“I’m sorry. Our soldier caused disrespect. We will take proper action against that soldier.”

“Yeah. It was fucking disrespectful.”

If it had popped out just one minute later, it would have turned it into a Galaxy Z Folder, not a Galaxy Z Flip.

Still, if you take enough measures, I plan to forgive you with a broad tolerance.

‘I don’t know how to take further action from there.’

“Keuheum. Now I will explain the request.”

After a flurry of fuss, it’s time to get down to business.

Isaac Devon said:

At first, I didn’t know because only people with few personal relationships disappeared, but recently, there have been many cases of complaints coming in because their families or close friends have disappeared.

Isaac, who belatedly grasped the seriousness of the situation, hurriedly investigated, but it was difficult to find even a trace of something, and it is said that disappearances are becoming more frequent.

Since manpower involved in maintaining public order was also needed, there was no more manpower to conduct the investigation, so he entrusted the request to an adventurer to help.

‘This line is the same as the one I saw in the novel.’

It feels artificial, as if the Count’s lines were fixed and he recited them as they were.

The more you hear, the more confident you are.

The fact that the request we’re currently doing to investigate the disappearance is related to vampires.

“Okay. Count, let’s make a deal.”

“······Yes?”

“If I solve this request within one day, the reward is doubled. Cole?”

The Count, who had been thinking about my meaning, soon made his eyes look fierce and glared at me.

“You speak as if you know something. What if I say no?”

“If you’re curious, refusal is one way.”

As if he wasn’t the owner of the land for no reason, the atmosphere changed 180 degrees from the nadenade he showed until now.

‘What if I refuse?’

The Vampire Queen wakes up and watches until the estate is about to be destroyed, then helps at the end and runs away with only the reward money.

At my words, the count laughed heartily and accepted my offer.

“hahahahaha! Great! If you solve it within a day, I’ll double the reward.”

“Ah. I just doubted it, so I won’t do it unless it’s tripled.”

“·······?”