Mad Son-in-law

There is a disaster, no disaster, nothing more than this.

Zhang Dabiao couldn't help but exclaimed: "I said Lao Zan, did you go out to drill the clothes pole in the morning?"

"What do you mean, kid?" Zan Xichuan rolled his eyes.

"Nonsense, there must be women's big pants on the clothes rail. Pazi! How else could you be so unlucky?" Zhang Dabiao teased: "You have caught up with the domestic version of "Death is Coming". What a lot of effort, you almost hung it twice! I think you go to the monastery to burn incense the other day, so that one day a dog grabs **** and chokes to death..."

"Shut up your stinky mouth, don't expect me to be good!" Zan Xichuan seemed to relax for a moment, and the unease just disappeared. He smiled and said, "God, this is to care for me, I just made a joke on purpose!" After that, he said to Lin Huang: "I'm talking about brother, you can tell me about your birthday horoscope!"

Lin Huang has always been upright and awe-inspiring. He didn't know what the old liar meant, and he didn't have the slightest sense of defense, so he said it honestly!

Zan Xichuan heard this excitedly, and slapped his face: "Good birthday! Then, let's worship the two of you. From tomorrow on, you will be my eldest brother..."

Lin Huang was a little speechless, and smiled bitterly: "Master Zan, don't be kidding! You are older than me, even if I worship you, I have to call you the eldest brother... Besides, we are all Mr. Wang's brothers, and our guests depend on the master. , No matter what, Brother Wang was in the lead!"

"No, no, no! Big brother has nothing to do with age, and it has nothing to do with seniority!" Zan Xichuan said solemnly: "Anyway, it's settled, you will cover me in the future! If according to the ancient saying, Wang Jie is my lord, what about you? My brother, this does not conflict! Hehe!"

Zan Xichuan, Zhang Dabiao, and Lin Huang joked as if nothing had happened, but Wang Jie seemed to have a clue from the side.

Tonight’s Zan Xichuan is indeed not right, and these two sudden killings do not seem to be a coincidence.

This dramatic encounter, as well as Zan Xichuan's performance before facing the danger on two occasions, is enough to explain what he seemed to feel.

Lao Zan usually didn't tell the truth. He boasted that he was a descendant of Guiguzi, and he was also a descendant of Jiang Taigong. This made him almost regarded as a big liar. But think about it conversely, the more he bluffs, is he hiding some of his abilities?

Wang Jie thought of the scene in the Moon Bay Building. Could it be that Zan Xichuan used arithmetic in the discovery of the secret room?

Although Wang Jie was not proficient in the Five Profound Techniques of Zhouyi, as a paper maker, he also knew many of these theories. Some people can’t get a glimpse of the constant of heaven... But, looking for a secret room, logically speaking, only Qimen Dunjia and Houtian gossip are all you need, and it shouldn’t be arithmetic. Why would he inexplicably suffer twice from the disaster of extinction? "Woolen cloth?

"Zan Xichuan, you have nothing to hide from me!" Wang Jie asked quietly.

Zan Xichuan grinned and said, "That's too much. For example, I used to go to the women's bathroom when I was seven, I used to swim in the women's bathhouse for half an hour when I was 15, and I lost the true body of a golden boy when I was 18, and I was 22..."

"Okay, I didn't say anything about you!" Wang Jie gave Zan Xichuan a glance and said: "I mean, you shouldn't have committed the precepts on the Five Profound Art before!"

Zan Xichuan scratched his head and said nonchalantly: "I am not a monk who violates the precepts or precepts. Okay, don't think about it. You should think about the three women in your house. Maybe, these two will have already been fighting. , The other one will be the referee!"

Speaking of these three women, Wang Jie was really worried.

Lan Shan said, this girl is clever! She just wanted to get that disk. Give it to her. It's better. If you don't give it to her, she won't force it.

But Liu Shan and Hao Meng were in trouble.

Liu Shan must be punished, but how to punish such a person who is heartbroken and on the verge of collapse?

Hao Meng deserves to be comforted. Similarly, how can he comfort such a person who has been so accustomed to killing?

"Hey, come back, Lao Zan, you can show your face today, I'll take it!" Zhang Dabiao broke Wang Jie's thoughts and said to Zan Xichuan: "You tell me, how do you know? Is there a secret room?"

Zan Xichuan said triumphantly: "You can't tell the secret, you know? This is strength. Besides, it's all about the cultural circle. I mean, you kid don't understand it!"

"Hey, I don't like to listen to you talking like this!" Zhang Dabiao stared at him: "Also in the cultural circle, are you talking about me as an old man?"

"Don't be convinced!" Zan Xichuan smiled: "Well, let's come to an introductory intelligence test in the cultural circle. If you pass, I will tell you about it! By the way, you are walking alone in the desert, thirsty and unbearable, in front of you. There are two bottles of water, one bottle of horse urine, and one bottle of pig urine. Let you choose, which bottle would you drink?"

"Is this a problem in the cultural circle? It's like a problem in the breeding circle!" Zhang Dabiao blinked, pondered for a moment or said: "If you have to drink, then choose horse urine. After all, herbivores, urine The liquid probably smells better!"

"Look, you are at the level of drinking urine!" Zan Xichuan reluctantly shook his head and said: "Where are the two bottles of water, you do not drink, you have to choose a bottle of urine, you say, just your IQ, I will give You talk about Zhouyi, do you understand?"

As soon as he said this, even Lin Huang, who had come to silence, laughed out loud.

Wang Jie also smiled silently, glanced out the window inadvertently, and suddenly saw a Phaeton flash past.

This is a low-key V12, don't look at the Volkswagen logo, but this is a luxury car from 2 million!

Generally speaking, people who can afford a luxury car at this price will basically not choose this car, because it is too low-key and will not show up in the car group...

Because of this, Wang Jie took another look, but who knew that when the two cars passed by, he suddenly found a little girl sitting in the car, white and pure, very delicate, as if she were a human being. Even though it was just a glance, Wang Jie instantly realized that this person had seen him...

After a few laps of his mind, he immediately remembered, isn't this girl the Bai girl he saw in the "Huahua World"... the girl named Sister Ni?

One person, one face, can feel like two people.

In the colorful world, the sister-in-law is innocent and innocent, with the youthfulness of the new arrival in the mountains, wearing national costumes, although not twitchy, it is not a showy.

But just now I saw her again, the red belt in the white robe faded away, and the ignorant and green face faded away, she was completely a fashionable urban girl.

The most important thing is that she is just a treat. Why did she sit in these two luxury cars just now, but she looked like a master?

If this is a person, then she deliberately appeared in Wang Jie's vision that day. A girl who is good at managing herself and acting must have hidden secrets behind her!

"Master, turn around and keep up with that Phaeton!" Wang Jie said coldly.