Love Apartment: I Am Invincible

　　In order to make Su Ye concentrate on writing, the heavy responsibility of cooking was once again on Hu Yifei's shoulders.

　　Mika explained plausibly, "Am I just in time for a big supermarket sale? The more you buy, the better the deal!!"

　　When Zhang Wei heard the words "cost-effective", all the cells in his body responded strongly.

　　He asked expectantly, "How much is it worth?"

　　Mika said earnestly with her fingers crossed, "Originally, a steamed bun was two yuan and five yuan, but now it's a special price of one hundred and only two hundred and fifty!"

　　Are you sure this isn't a joke? !

　　A steamed bun is two yuan and five, a hundred steamed buns, isn't it two hundred and fifty? !

　　Where is the discount? ? ?

　　Lu Ziqiao knew Mika the best, he explained, "She doesn't look at discounts, she looks at her face!"

　　As soon as this is said, everyone understands it!

　　Lu Ziqiao shook his head helplessly and sighed, "The money you made selling the small cakes was all yours to feed the little fresh meat."

　　At this time, Xiao Hei just came over and said, "This can't be blamed on Mika, the preference for people with good looks is determined by human biological instinct."

　　Seeing Su Ye, Xiao Hei, who had a serious face just now, immediately put on a smile, "Master, you have been waiting for a long time!"

　　Su Ye waved his hand and said it was all right.

　　Zhang Wei was restless here, and complained, "Xiao Hei, I've been waiting for you for a long time, and it's finally here!"

　　Xiao Hei Jin Su Ye did not respond to him, nor did he pay attention to Zhang Wei, and continued, "Health is closely related to human biological instincts, but human biological instincts are flawed and unfair. If you want to overcome this instinct The problems it brings will require my invention!"

　　"Last time, at the prompt of Master, I successfully completed my new invention, congratulations, you are all lucky ones out of ten thousand, and got the opportunity to try my new invention for free!"

　　Hu Yifei thought about it for a while, and said suspiciously, "Are you saying that out of [-] people, a few of us were selected? Or are we even numbered??"

　　Zhang Wei nodded with satisfaction, the word free trial sounds very tempting.

　　He said with a smile, "This kind of good thing has never happened to me. It seems that I have to turn around."

　　Xiao Hei took out his new invention and showed it to everyone, "This is my new invention! Glasses with average appearance!"

　　Except for Su Ye, the others were unfamiliar with this word.

　　"Simply put, whether it's Xiao Xianrou or Lao La Lao, as long as everyone's faces look the same, they will become average faces, so they are also called average-looking glasses!"

　　"The famous science fiction writer Ted Chiang described this kind of glasses in his science fiction novel, and now, under the guidance of Master, I have made it a reality!"

　　Hearing Xiao Hei's explanation of his invention, there was a burst of cheers around him.

　　According to what he said, these average-looking eyes are a life saver!

　　For Mika, who is looking at the advanced stage of face cancer, it is more effective than covering her eyes. Seeing an average face will make her give up!

　　Before Lu Ziqiao could take it over, Zhang Wei snatched away the glasses of average appearance. It was a good thing to take advantage of this, of course, let him come first!

　　He took the glasses expectantly, and the moment he put them on, the corners of his mouth were twitching.

　　This Nima everyone put on his own face!

　　Even putting his face on Su Ye's body was so abrupt!

　　He usually attributes his bad looks to his bad figure, but now he has absolutely nothing to say!

　　So dare he be this average face? ?

　　Zhang Wei looked around at everyone and jumped up from the sofa in fright.

　　He quickly took off his glasses and shouted, "I'm going blind!!"

　　He walked in front of a few people and thought it was just his own illusion.

　　He took off his glasses, massaged them for a while, and put them on again.

　　But the result is still the same!

　　Under the eyes, everyone put on his Zhang Wei's face!

　　Zhang Wei cried, "What the hell?!!! I'm not playing anymore!!!"

　　After he finished speaking, he took off the glasses of average value and threw them at everyone.

　　Xiao Hei also distributed the average-looking glasses in the bag to everyone.

　　Everyone who wears glasses understands why Zhang Wei is so crazy.

　　Hu Yifei laughed and clapped the table, "'Why do you all turn into Zhang Wei's face? Hahaha!"

　　Everyone wearing glasses also made a merciless laugh.

　　Lu Ziqiao laughed exaggeratedly, "Zhang Wei has an average face!!! Hahahahaha!"

　　Zhang Wei said indignantly, "If the average face of men is me, why is the average face of women also me!"

　　Xiao Hei put his hand on his chest and said easily, "I only calculated the average appearance of men, and I only used you for dual purposes."

　　Zhao Haitang said excitedly, "Look! At two o'clock, there is a Zhang Wei in a maid outfit pouring wine!"

　　Everyone looked in that direction and let out another burst of laughter.

　　Lu Ziqiao raised her hand and said, "I suggest that Mika be the first to use these glasses, she really needs it!"

　　"I'm going to go to the last show to promote a small cake later, and Mika will leave it to you. Whether our baby fund will not be in short supply, we will see today!"

　　Hu Yifei has a class later, and the curry sauce has to go to work. Zhang Wei has a headache when he sees these glasses, and Zhao Haitang is even more reluctant to go into this muddy water.

　　This heavy responsibility naturally falls on Su Ye and Zhuge Dali.

　　They brought Mika, who was wearing glasses, to the supermarket at the gate of the community.

　　Mika looked suspicious of life, "Why is Zhang Wei's face all over the world? I can't take it anymore!!!"

　　Zhuge Dali comforted while supporting Meijia, "Sister Meijia, get up from wherever you get trapped, come on!"

　　The three walked to the store where Mika bought a few cartons of milk last time.

　　When the sales clerk saw Mika, it was as if he saw fat, and he ran over like a fly.

　　You must know that this little brother's appearance is very good in Mika!Buying a few cartons of milk isn't a problem at all.

　　The little brother in the sales clerk ran towards Mika with two green onions.

　　"Sister Meijia, you are here!!"

　　"Today's promotion of green onions in supermarkets! The origin (Nuo Li Zhao) directly provides four yuan per catty, and buys a bundle of twelve for only fifty yuan!"

　　The sales clerk moved his body and leaned in front of Mika.

　　If you want to put it on weekdays, Mika will definitely be recruited!Not to mention buying one bundle, even ten bundles are fine!

　　But today is different!Mika put on average-looking eyes!

　　In her eyes, there was Zhang Wei exaggeratedly squirming in front of her.

　　With a look of disgust, Mika said angrily, "A bundle of twelve pounds, isn't that forty-eight? How come the more you sell, the more expensive it is?!"

　　Su Ye and Zhuge Dali couldn't help but laugh.

　　Can't believe that these glasses can improve Mika's IQ? !

　　The salesman hadn't given up, and continued to show off. He said affectionately to Meijia, "Sister Meijia, I miscalculated, it's forty-eight!"

　　He made a squat gesture, took a bite of the green onion in his hand, and said, "Come! Take a bite! Refreshed!"

　　Mika went straight back, this is too perverted, to actually nibble with green onions on the road? ? !

　　the most important!Zhang Wei's face actually hangs! !Place!

　　Mika felt nauseated for a while and complained, "tui! Your bad breath!!"

　　After he finished speaking, he dragged the two of them away.

　　Su Ye asked with a smile, "How about it, Mika, is the average face still useful?"

　　Mika shook her head like a rattle, "This whole world is full of Zhang Wei's face, I'm really sick to my stomach, my eyes hurt, just let me take off the tears."

　　Zhuge vigorously stopped him, "Uncle said that before he comes back, you have to wear it obediently. I don't think it's very useful. You have even improved your math skills!"

　　Mika pouted and had to give up. .

Chapter 80

　　night.

　　Curry sauce is sitting in the living room, watching horror movies with Xiao Hei's average-looking glasses.

　　Leng is to see horror movies as comedies.

　　Hu Yifei, Dali, and Su Ye, who were sitting beside them, also laughed together.

　　After watching the curry sauce of the movie, he asked inexplicably, "Sister Yifei, why do you think a man would kill his wife and children?"

　　Hu Yifei sighed, "Damn! It's not good to meet people! Some scumbags can't be found for a day or two."

　　When Curry Sauce heard this, he unknowingly worried about himself, "I always meet scumbags..."

　　She has a scumbag physique, and with so many boyfriends she's dated, none of them are not scumbags.

　　I don't know if it's bad luck, or my vision is not good.

　　Hu Yifei can be considered a successful marriage anyway, and her eyesight should not be bad.

　　"How do you usually choose your contacts? I'll help you analyze it!"

　　Curry sauce said without hesitation, "Handsome!"

　　"The first is to look at the face and choose the most handsome one in the crowd!"

　　Hu Yifei snorted, "Then what?"

　　The curry sauce is confused, do I need a second for this?

　　She said with a puzzled face, "Then we are together!"

　　Hu Yifei gasped, no wonder curry sauce would always meet scumbags.