Love Apartment: I Am Invincible

　　Chen Meijia picked up one piece and said, "Thousand layers, thousand layers, 1000 memories, but nothing was demolished. .."

　　Zhuge Dali picked up another glass of juice and said, "This is called Wuxian Squeezed Wuliangye. There are 5 kinds of coarse grains in it, which means that the five grains are prosperous. I wish us a bumper year!"

　　Zhao Haitang picked up the juice and said, "Wuliangye, yes, I really can't find a house, it's really going to be cold at night!"

　　Hu Yifei picked up another biscuit and said, "Potato smiley face cake, how festive, everyone is always laughing!"

　　 Curry Sauce said, "Do you think this cake is round, does it look like the circle outside the characters?"

　　Suddenly, everyone was in no mood to eat again.

　　Hu Yifei said, "Dali, aren't you going to tell everyone a joke?"

　　Dali nodded quickly and said, "The hunter aimed at the fox and fired a shot, but he died. Guess why?"

　　No one was in the mood to guess, only Zhang Wei said, "Did the gun go off?".

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　　"Wrong, because it's a bar, a reflex arc!"

　　However, everyone did not laugh again, and the atmosphere in the apartment was very embarrassing.

　　After a while, everyone murmured to Shiye Chen Meijia that the fox character for fox and the character for demolition were eight strokes.

　　Hu Yifei was speechless: "Can this be associated with each other?"

　　At this moment, Zhuge Dali continued: "The next one, you will definitely laugh, a group of water molecules lined up neatly and ran over, and other water molecules praised, worthy of being an ice!"

　　"Bing, what's wrong with Bing?" Hu Yifei said, "Bing is not Babi."

　　"The frozen ice and the demolition of the demolition are both 6 strokes," said Curry Sauce.

　　Everyone was speechless, still bringing this?

　　At this moment, Lu Ziqiao came back from outside the room and said, "I just met the landlord, and he returned the deposit to me, and also gave me a 02 cancellation fee."

　　Chen Meijia forced a smile: "Really?"

　　Hu Yifei said: "Now you can go to the mall to buy and buy."

　　Lu Ziqiao said: "Let go and buy it, Mika, don't you always say that you don't have enough makeup? Buy him a full set this time!"

　　Chen Meijia said: "I still feel that I used to be happy to rub everyone's cosmetics, but now that I'm gone, I can't rub it anymore."

　　"It would be nice if there was a sale, at least to divert attention," said Curry Paste.

　　Lu Ziqiao said, "When I first came back, I passed by Xiao Hei's house. He was having a clearance sale. There are all kinds of weird stuff. If you are interested, go take a look. I will prepare a milk for Xiao Xiaobu."

　　After saying that, he walked into the bedroom.

　　Everyone looked at each other, and Hu Yifei said, "Special sale? Why don't you go and have a look?"

　　With that said, everyone came downstairs.

　　Blackie's sale.

　　Slogans and banners were written all over the sale.

　　"Two dollars, it's not in vain, use it all year round!"

　　"Use your shot when you should, the opportunity doesn't come every day!"

　　It just feels like a two-yuan small commodity store.

　　Xiao Hei shouted in the room: "Take a look, take a look, exclusive invention, private collection Huili big sale!"

　　Hu Yifei said: "Sell a pair of slippers, grab money!"

　　Xiao Hei said: "These are metal detection slippers, which can detect metal objects within 10 meters. Wearing them, you can walk and hunt for treasures. Maybe you will find a mine one day!"

　　Hu Yifei tried a few times and said, "No response!"

　　Xiao Hei: "Be patient!"

　　"It was detected that it takes time to walk 100 meters, and it took a long time. The uncle didn't fucking laugh at me!"

　　Zhao Haitang said speechlessly.

　　Xiao Hei said, "How can I make money without patience?"

　　"This is it!" Chen Meijia was suddenly surprised: "This eye mask can stop sweating, I just bought an eye mask for Ziqiao, and it can also stop sweating!"

　　Zhao Haitang said speechlessly: "What's the principle? Is there such a thing?"

　　Xiao Hei explained: "It has a sound sensor in it. Once it detects the sound of snoring, it will vibrate, and the person who vibrates will wake up. When you wake up, you will naturally stop snoring!"

　　Everyone is speechless, can't you sleep with this on? 090"

　　At this moment, Curry Sauce picked up a commodity and said, "What is this thing for?"

　　Xiao Hei explained: "This is a pen holder, which is very suitable for text workers who are stressed and have a hard time. It can be used to relieve stress!"

　　After he finished speaking, he picked up a pen and stuffed it into the pen barrel. The pen barrel let out a scream: "Ah!"

　　Everyone looked at this scene strangely, and Xiao Hei explained: "You can also call it, chicken butt box!"

　　Curry sauce said speechlessly: "Do you have any more boring inventions?"

　　Xiao Hei said, "Yes, garlic-flavored chewing gum, strawberry-flavored anti-wolf spray, chili eye drops, and crayfish-flavored lobster. Would you like to try it?"

　　The curry sauce sighed: "I don't want to buy it as soon as I hear it!".

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　　At this moment, Hu Yifei suddenly picked up something: "It's a coincidence, isn't this the black-tech moisturizing instrument I gave to Zeng Xiaoxian?"

　　Chen Meijia said, "Is this useful?"

　　Hu Yifei: "It's easy to use, I used it to rectify Zeng Xiaoxian!"

　　Chen Meijia said, "Did you hit Teacher Zeng with it?"

　　Hu Yifei said: "That's not true. We once agreed to give each other a surprise gift every week. Every time I prepared very carefully, this guy actually gave me 7 hourglasses in a row!"

　　Everyone was shocked, Zhao Haitang said, "After all, Teacher Zeng's radio station is in the desert, so it makes sense to send a few hourglasses from local materials!"

　　Hu Yifei said: "It's okay to send an hourglass. He still said in the show that the sand falls down, you call it an hourglass, I call this thing a sand drop!"

　　As soon as these words came out, everyone suddenly laughed.

　　Hu Yifei said: "So I asked Xiao Hei to modify this, and give Zeng Xiaoxian a good tribute!"

　　Chen Meijia said, "Mr. Zeng mocked you so much, yet you gave him such a good thing~!"

　　Hu Yifei rolled his eyes: "You think too much, Zeng Xiaoxian does different facial exercises on the beauty device every day, and he doesn't have to wear it for a week!"

　　Curry sauce said strangely: "How do you know?"

　　Hu Yifei smiled: "Because, I asked Xiao Hei to add a hidden camera in it. When Zeng Xiaoxian did this facial exercise, he was very stupid!"

　　Everyone laughed after hearing this, and Hu Yifei then said: "As a result, this guy's face twitched and he went to see the fans with his mouth crooked!"

　　"Hahahaha!"

　　Everyone laughed.

　　Chen Meijia said: "This beauty device can't be used for beauty, and it's just laughing out wrinkles, I've ordered this one, take it back to tease Zi Qiao!"

　　Xiao Hei suddenly said, "Okay!"

　　Hu Yifei said again: "Xiao Hei, why do you plan to find a room in the future? I can pull you into the apartment-hunting mutual aid group!"

　　Xiao Hei said: "No, I have a lot of invention patents under my name, and I don't have to worry about nowhere to go, but no matter where I go, I may never meet neighbors like you again!"

　　With these words, everyone's expressions suddenly became low, and Chen Meijia said in a low voice: "I know that good neighbors like us are really rare."

　　"No no no." Xiao Hei said: "I mean, I have never seen such a useless neighbor who came to me for help whenever something was in doubt. It's been 10 years. I doubt you even me. You don't even remember your real name!"

　　Hu Yifei: "Who said that! We all know your real name!"

　　Xiao Hei hissed and asked Chen Meijia, "'You tell me!"

　　Chen Meijia was stunned and struggled for a long time: "Your name is... Hegel!"

　　Xiao Hei said speechlessly: "My name is Bai Kai, I'm used to this feeling of crying and laughing, and I'll never leave again!"

　　Unbelievable, Xiao Hei's real name is Bai Kai!

　　Everyone's mood suddenly sank.

　　Hu Yifei said: "Take your time, it will only make people more empty, if you want to be happy, we should go to the bar for a drink and walk around the dog!"

　　After finishing speaking, he pulled everyone around and went to the bar (Nuo's).

　　Chen Meijia stretched out her hand to Xiaohei and shook it, and said, "Then we'll go first, take care, Brother Bai!"

　　Blackie felt a little bewildered.

　　...

　　Soon, everyone came to the bar to drink again.

　　In the bar, Zhang Wei flipped through his mobile phone and said, "It's really hard to sell things online now. The book covers on my bookshelf cost 30 yuan, but the other party insisted that I cover the cost of the package and include the postage!"

　　"Don't sell it." Zhuge Dali said. .

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　　Zhang Wei said: "It's not bad. Someone else said that he wanted to buy my SpongeBob pajamas, and he wanted to see the effect of the upper body. I took a photo for him to see, and he said that you are a buyer's show. Then it flashed, you can't say too much!"

　　Chen Meijia said: "I looked around the rental information, and now renting a house is the same as looking for an object. If you like it, you can't rent it, but if you can afford it, you can't rent it. It's hard to find a suitable one, but you don't rent it. With a baby!"

　　Dali said: "Sister Meijia, I compiled a table last night, listing the rental prices, environmental conditions, and property levels of all properties within a 5-kilometer radius. I'll send it to you for your reference!"

　　Zhao Haitang said: "The house in the love apartment is very warm and the scenery is beautiful. We only found it precious when we lost it. We always thought that many people would come to Japan tomorrow. In my eyes, even Zhang Wei has become so cute."