Love Apartment: I Am Invincible

　　Curry Sauce said, "It's rare to see Zhang Wei being such a man!"

　　Soon, Zhang Wei picked up the chopsticks again, picked up a piece of salted fish, and ate it.

　　Immediately he was half dead.

　　Su Ye said lightly: "The salted fish contains a lot of sodium chloride. Long-term low-dose exposure will cause symptoms of water-testing migraine and dyspnea. Its half lethal dose is three grams. It's better to eat less Zhang Wei!"

　　Zhao Haitang was speechless and asked, "What's going on?"

　　Su Ye smiled and said, "That's what happened."

　　"In the past few days, the community gym has held activities. It costs 5 yuan to experience a day, which attracts a lot of uncles and aunts. The experience activities originally took half a month. I didn't expect the boss to think that there were too many elderly people, and temporarily decided to stop the promotion."

　　"These old people came to complain to Hu Yifei. Hu Yifei is from the community street management committee. Hu Yifei went to the boss to have a theory, but the boss moved out Zhang Wei!"

　　Hu Yifei said loudly, "He's a dog-headed military strategist!"

　　Everyone asked suspiciously: "Who is the dog-head military division?"

　　Hu Yifei quickly replied: "Of course he was disliked by the old man. At the same time, he has nothing to do in his spare time, and he likes to eat salted fish, Zhang Wei, lawyer Zhang!"

　　Zhang Wei was already too salty, so he quickly picked up a glass of water and drank it, and said speechlessly, "Can you say a few less salty words!"

　　Zhang Wei then defended himself: "I was originally the legal counsel of the gym. The gym has the final right to interpret the activity, and has the full right to unilaterally terminate the activity. The boss does this reasonably and legally, and has the final right of interpretation!"

　　"You can't keep your word, or you'll be a profiteer!"

　　Hu Yifei said quickly.

　　Picking up another plate of pig's tongue, Zhang Wei said, "Come and eat some pig's tongue, take care of your mouth, don't help Zhou Yu!"

　　Zhang Wei is a rare man, and said loudly: "Eat what you eat!".

Chapter 134

　　After speaking, he picked up a piece of pig tongue, put it in his mouth, and said loudly: "I will be responsible for every word I say!"

　　Just after chewing a few bites, Zhang Wei suddenly started screaming loudly: "Wow, why is it so spicy?"

　　Zhuge Dali smiled and said, "Zhang Wei, we are still waiting for you to fight back!"

　　Zhang Wei said: "The original intention of the boss to organize the event is to attract more young people to apply for the card. Who knew that so many old people would be attracted. They wash clothes in the shower area and sleep on the equipment. Many customers have complained! "

　　Hu Yifei said loudly: "You have the right to enjoy services after spending money. What's wrong with taking a break after exercising?"

　　Chen Meijia said, "How hot are those uncles and aunts?"

　　Lu Ziqiao said: "There are so many aunts and aunts, and one or two are too hot. It is understandable that they are hot!"

　　Zhang Wei said speechlessly: "Can you stop mentioning spicy characters, this pig tongue is killing me!"

　　After speaking, he took another sip of water and continued: "Where do they come to exercise? They just use it as a tea house, laundry room, and they are still resting. They go to eat melon seeds and eat hot pot, and there is garbage everywhere!"

　　Su Ye and Dali were shocked: "Can you still eat hot pot in the gym?"

　　Zhang Wei said: "The air-conditioned room, it's cool to eat in it!"

　　"I personally appreciate this kind of shrewdness, but as a legal advisor, you must be business-oriented!"

　　"It's too spicy, I want to drink some ice!"

　　After finishing speaking, Zhang Wei was too hot to eat, so he went to the refrigerator to find something iced.

　　At this moment, everyone suddenly realized that Zhao Haitang seemed to be remembering something on a piece of paper.

　　Dali couldn't help but ask strangely, "What are you doing, Zhao Haitang?"

　　"Sigh." Zhao Haitang sighed speechlessly: "Sigh, my last novel died, but I found that the evaluation of the last chapter was not bad, it seems that the setting of Superman Superman Dad is very popular, I plan to Write a story about a secret agent's dad!"

　　Zhuge Dali smiled and said, "You don't copy Su Ye? Su Ye has authorized you!"

　　Zhao Haitang said loudly, "As a man, how could you possibly copy Su Ye!"

　　"No matter how good Su Ye's work is, it's also Su Ye's. I want to write my own original work. This is called the spirit of the author!"

　　At the same time, after the rhetoric is over.

　　Zhao Haitang smiled bitterly to herself and said, "I don't want to copy it, but Su Ye's works are too popular. As soon as they appear, they will be copied all over the Internet!"

　　"I copied it, and I didn't copy the essence at all, and I didn't read it at all, so I might as well write it myself!"

　　Chen Meijia said strangely: "What does this have to do with the quarrel between Hu Yifei and Zhang Wei? What do you remember?"

　　Zhao Haitang said, "The secret agent and his female boss had a disagreement over the mission and had a dispute. Such a scene was just used as a material!"

　　After speaking, he pointed to Hu Yifei and Zhang Wei, obviously referring to these two people.

　　Zhuge Dali said to Zhang Wei again: "Elder Zhang Wei is a vulnerable group. By 2020, my country's population over 60 years old will account for % of the total population, and the problem of aging will become more and more serious. Treating the elderly better is treating your future self. better!"

　　Zhang Wei said speechlessly: "I understand the truth, but some old people have seriously disrupted the business order. When they see handsome guys and beauties, they swooped on them and tried their best to sell their older single children. They almost turned the gym into a blind date corner. I couldn't take it anymore, so I ended the event early!"

　　Hu Yifei suddenly said: "It was obviously the boss who thought that the elderly only had experience and did not apply for a card, and he could not make any money, so he terminated the activity and drove them away. What you said is an example, and other guests must have a way to coexist with the elderly! "

　　"Doesn't your conscience hurt by killing the old man in one go?"

　　"Do you have a conscience!"

　　"Come on, eat some pig heart tonic."

　　After speaking, Hu Yifei reached out to the pig's heart in front of him.

　　Zhang Wei was so angry that he said loudly, "Eat what you eat~!"

　　After speaking, he took out a piece of stinky tofu from the heart of the fried pig with stinky tofu and stuffed it into his mouth, almost spitting it out.

　　The people in the apartment onlookers suddenly felt disgusted and covered their noses.

　　Zhuge Dali also said speechlessly: "This stinky tofu is really!"

　　After finishing speaking, he threw himself into Su Ye's arms with a disgusting face: "Su Ye, it really stinks. Fortunately, the smell of cologne on your body saved my life!"

　　Su Ye smiled and said, "Why don't you hold tight?"

　　The other people next to them looked speechless: "Sprinkle dog food again, you two are not finished!"

　　After he finished speaking, he continued to cover his nose.

　　Only the curry sauce was alone, and he rushed up and said loudly, "It's so fragrant!"

　　before the table.

　　Hu Yifei said with a cold face: "If you mix this up again, your reputation will be spurned like the taste of this dish!"

　　Zhang Wei spat out the stinky tofu, covered his nose and said, "No way, it's too stinky, I'm just doing my part!"

　　Hu Yifei said; "It's easy to collect money. If you don't make money, you will regret it. The promotion must go on!"

　　Zhang Wei said loudly: "On behalf of the boss, I tell you that the promotion will end tomorrow!"

　　Hu Yifei slammed the table and said one word with a sneer: "Okay!"

　　Between the two, it was obvious that the conversation had collapsed.

　　Hu Yifei, I'm going to make a big move.

　　At this moment, Su Ye stood up, raised his hand and said to the two of them: "Everyone is a friend, so don't stand up like this. I want to express my opinion on this matter."

　　At this time, everyone's eyes stopped on Su Ye.

　　Curry sauce said in shock: "Su Ye, do you also have an opinion on the old man?"

　　Su Ye replied: "Of course not, I just want to clarify this matter, what the hell is going on!"

　　Zhao Haitang also said: "God Su, tell me quickly, I will write down any good things you have and use them as materials!"

　　While speaking, he also recorded Su Ye's words.

　　Hu Yifei and Zhang Wei also quickly looked at Su Ye.

　　He opened his mouth and said, "Su Ye, what do you think you can say!"

　　After all, now Su Ye is the most prestigious person in the entire apartment.

　　Although Su Ye usually speaks very little, every sentence is on point, and everyone wants to hear his opinion.

　　Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia also said at the same time: "Right, if you listen to Su Ye, maybe you can have other opinions?"

　　Su Ye smiled lightly: "I see it this way, this matter may be due to the old people's failure to uphold merit and accept modernization, but what Hu Yifei just said is right, this matter is indeed because the boss can't make money. , so the event was terminated, but the boss legally has the final right to interpret this matter, I think you should investigate it clearly before speaking, and don't be so eager, maybe your thoughts will change?"

　　"Also." Su Ye said again: "If you can ask me for help, my company will provide you with all services for free!"

　　Papapa, everyone applauded and said to Su Ye, "It's great, I didn't expect you to be so loving towards the old man, Su Ye!"

　　Su Ye smiled lightly: "They are all part of the apartment!"

　　Hu Yifei also relaxed physically and mentally: "Well, I'll investigate now, and then I'll have a theory with you!"

　　After he finished speaking, he stared at Zhang Wei fiercely.

　　Zhang Wei also raised his head, combed his hair, walked in front of Su Ye, and patted Su Ye on the shoulder: "Good brother, remember what you did for me today, and I'll investigate it too!"

　　Hu Yifei and Su Ye left.

　　Zhang Wei suddenly stood up and said excitedly, "This time, with Su Ye's help, Yifei didn't refute me, she must have been conquered by my eloquent eloquence!"

　　Zhao Haitang commented: "Mr. Hu's voice just now was good, with pride in a low-key, and a storm hidden in peace. It seems so soft that you can't unscrew the cap of the mineral water bottle, but you can actually unscrew the cap of your heavenly spirit. You are miserable!"

　　Zhuge Dali also said: "Teacher Hu is usually like this before he gets angry!"

　　Lu Ziqiao: "Yes, Xiaobu must remember, don't mess with Yifei aunt in the future, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous!"

　　Zhang Wei was so shocked that he didn't dare to speak.

　　......

　　Soon everyone went to work, went to school, and left the apartment.

　　Only Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao remained in the apartment, and Lu Ziqiao went to maintain the shop and take care of the children at the same time.

　　Chen Meijia was alone in the living room and turned on her mobile phone.

　　Looking at the circle of friends, curry sauce posted photos of going out to eat.

　　Sighed.