Love Apartment: I Am Invincible

　　Chen Meijia picked up another thing: "What is this?"

　　"This is lanolin, which may hurt you when breastfeeding your baby. This can relieve your pain."

　　The curry paste explained in time.

　　Chen Meijia said speechlessly: "I don't think this is a maternity bag, it's a fright box!"

　　"Isn't there a little gift to make you feel good?"

　　The curry paste said quickly: "Yes! Everyone has prepared a small gift to put in it!"

　　With that said, Zhuge Dali took out a necklace: "This black onyx string given by Sister Yifei is said to be able to fulfill wishes and bring good luck."

　　Chen Meijia held the necklace: "If I make a wish that it doesn't hurt during childbirth, will it come true?"

　　Zhuge Dali said speechlessly, "If you use it to knock yourself out, it may not hurt."

　　Curry sauce held another gift: "Zhang Wei posted everyone's photos to bring you spiritual strength. The photos can accompany you and support you instead of us!"

　　Chen Meijia took the photo, looked at Su Ye, Zhang Wei, Curry Sauce and others in the photo, and showed a smile.

　　"I didn't expect him to be so sweet!"

　　Immediately followed by a response.

　　"and many more?"

　　"What is a photo to replace you? Are you going to leave me alone in the delivery room?"

　　Zhuge Dali said with an embarrassed expression: "The delivery room is very private, and no one except the husband should be able to enter."

　　"Su Ye also sent snow lotus specially picked from the North Pole, a few hundred yuan per milligram, to replenish your vitality!"

　　Zhuge Dali quickly took out Su Ye's gift and explained again.

　　Su Ye has no shortage of this money now. To prepare it for his friends, he must prepare the best, top-quality medicinal materials that he specially invited to buy.

　　In this regard, Zhuge Dali felt that Su Ye was very attentive.

　　Not only rich, but also willing to worry about friends.

　　Chen Meijia held the snow lotus powder, pouted her lips and said very moved: "Thank you, Mr. Su, this gift should be the most precious, and it has a great effect on me, thank you!"

　　Zhuge Dali smiled: "Where is it, we are all good friends."

　　Then he said, "I gave you your favorite scented candle, do you like it?"

　　Unexpectedly, Chen Meijia showed a worried look and fell into a mental state again.

　　"I heard it when I was a kid. Storytellers say that when the candle goes out, the person is gone."

　　Zhuge Dali was speechless for a while.

　　However, I am very considerate. Pregnant women are like this. There is no way, and it is easy to think a lot.

　　Chen Meijia then said, "Curry, what gift are you giving me?"

　　Curry sauce immediately took out his own gift: "I put a book on high math, if you really feel pain, just read the book for a while, you will definitely be sleepy within a minute, and it will not hurt when you fall asleep!"

　　"That's good, I finally have a decent present!"

　　Chen Meijia showed a satisfied smile. Both of them are math idiots. This kind of gift can resonate very well.

　　Just as the three of them were talking, the door of the apartment was opened, and Hu Yifei jumped in and ran in, followed by the depressed Su Ye and Zhang Wei, and the seriously injured Lu Ziqiao in the middle.

　　Hu Yifei said excitedly, "I, Hu Hansan, are back!"

　　"I'm home!"

　　Curry sauce said quickly.

　　Zhuge Dali noticed the miserable condition of Lu Ziqiao and the others behind her, stretched out his finger and said, "Let me guess, the three of you held hands and were struck by lightning?"

　　Only this explanation is in line with the status quo of the three.

　　"Meijia, we were wrong, we will take the exercises seriously from now on!"

　　Zhang Wei cried out loudly.

　　"It's good to save you a minute of pain!"

　　Zhang Wei wanted to cry without tears.

　　Zhuge Dali looked at Su Ye, "You must have suffered too!"

　　Regardless of whether it was three seven or twenty one, Zhuge Dali quickly stepped forward to comfort Su Ye, hugged him, and comforted him in his own way. .

　　Su Ye felt a very warm feeling in Dali's arms.

　　Zhuge Dali asked both strangely and distressedly: "Dear, what happened to you? Why is it so miserable?"

　　Hu Yifei said carelessly: "Damn, I took them to experience the labor pains!"

　　"It hurts too much!"

　　Zhang Wei shouted with a fresh memory.

　　"Speaking!"

　　"Being electrocuted twice is stupid!"

　　Chen Meijia came over and patted Lu Ziqiao twice, and found that Lu Ziqiao was motionless, apparently half unconscious.

　　Su Ye explained: "It's okay, the doctor said it's okay, just take a rest and you'll be fine!"

　　Zhuge Dali was a little moved again, secretly kissed Su Ye's forehead, and asked in a low voice, "Are you really going to participate in the labor pain experience for me?"

　　Su Ye immediately smiled bitterly: "That's still fake."

　　Zhuge Dali then asked, "Does it hurt to have a baby?"

　　Su Ye fell into memory, and his mind was full of the reactions of Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao, "It was a painful and long torture process."

　　Immediately afterwards, he began to explain that although he did not feel it, he could also understand the difficulty of women giving birth.

　　"At the beginning, it seemed that a durian was walking in your stomach. The durian accidentally stepped on the banana peel, and the durian slipped in your stomach..."

　　"The thorns on the durian made your stomach full of blood, and suddenly the durian found the durian littering the banana peels, and the two durians fought!"

　　"One was holding a red-hot iron rod, the other was holding a large frozen ice ball, and the two durians were fighting and beating! Suddenly the fight between the two durians attracted the durian police. The two durians started to run, and the durian police began to chase. , you seem to have a lot of durian slippery in your stomach..."

　　Zhuge Dali was amused and laughed, and patted Su Ye: "You are so humorous, tell me jokes every day!"

　　Then he asked, "And then what?"

　　Su Ye recalled: "I just experienced level 6 labor pains, and then... I became like Zi Qiao."

　　Su Ye pointed to Lu Ziqiao.

　　Everyone was so immersed in Su Ye's description that they couldn't come out. Even Hu Yifei thought what Su Ye said was too funny, and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

　　"Su Ye, you are so talented!"

　　"Really, only you can describe it so aptly and playfully!"

　　"Dali, I envy you for having such an interesting boyfriend!"

　　Immediately, Hu Yifei began to ask Dali, "Tom, have all the snacks been added?" and said to the curry sauce, "Curry sauce, don't steal it!"

　　Obviously, the curry paste is stealing snacks, and Yifei also knows 0 ..

　　At this time, Chen Meijia suddenly said, "Everyone..."

　　Everyone quickly replied: "Here, Sister Meijia!"

　　"Can I ask you one thing?

　　"Sister Meijia, don't worry, we have prepared your maternity package properly!"

　　The curry sauce said quickly, wanting to reassure Chen Meijia.

　　Unexpectedly, Chen Meijia said: "Because you guys are here, I'm not worried about the delivery package. I'm just afraid that having a baby will be too painful. Talking about jokes on the Internet can relieve the pain and distract me. Su Ye, can you tell me some jokes? Write it down first and use it when you are expecting to give birth?"

　　Obviously, Su Ye's joke earlier inspired Chen Meijia.

　　When Su Ye heard this, of course there was no problem.

　　With his abilities, a hundred jokes are no problem.

　　Zhang Wei quickly said: "Yes, there are some jokes, search a lot on the Internet!"

　　Chen Meijia said, "I don't want to listen to that kind of online stuff, I want to hear real people around me!"

　　Su Ye thought thoughtfully: "That's not a joke, that's an embarrassment."

　　"I'll contribute an embarrassing incident of Zhang Wei first!"

　　Zhang Wei was suddenly unhappy: "Why don't you tell your own?"

　　Su Ye snorted: "How could I be embarrassed?"

　　However, everyone thinks about it carefully, Su Ye does not seem to have any embarrassment, just like he was born perfect, and like his character, doing everything to the extreme, naturally he will not leave any embarrassment to himself. It is also the place where Zhuge Dali admires him very much.

　　Immediately afterwards, Su Ye began to speak: "By the way, Zhang Wei once took a promotional photo for his studio..."

　　Following Su Ye's narration, everyone fell into the scene at that time.

　　At that time, Zhang Wei was taking pictures, and it was Xiao Hei who could take pictures who took pictures of him. The two were constantly adjusting their postures.

　　Zhang Wei asked narcissistically, "How do I look?"

　　Little Hei said: "Perfect!"

　　"Come on 321, eggplant!"

　　As a result, a very sandy photo of Zhang Wei came out!

　　As Su Ye spoke, he laughed and took out his mobile phone, showing the photo of Zhang Wei to everyone.

　　In the photo, Zhang Wei's appearance is really excessive.

　　"Okay hahahahahaha!"

　　"Hahahahaha!"

　　"Hahahaha!"

　　Everyone was amused and burst into laughter again. Zhuge Dali was laughing madly beside him, and he was speechless when he patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder.