Lord of Puluo

Faceless, he insisted that Li Buluan wanted to steal his oil.

Li Banfeng got angry: This oil is stuck to my body. It's too late for me to dislike it!

He said angrily: If you have the ability, don't take me away!

Who said we were taking it away? Take it back if you can!

Take off your clothes first!

The clothes are my own, why should I take them off?

If you don't take it off, you're going to steal the gas!

Unable to explain the truth, Li Banfeng then ran away.

The wind in the jungle was so strong that sand and rocks hit our faces from time to time.

Li Banfeng rushed out against the wind, and with a small face, he chased after him from behind, grabbed Li Banfeng and said, It's too late, you come with me.

What's too late?

You just come!

Faceless took Li Banfeng and ran towards the jungle. When they arrived near a giant tree, they saw the entrance to a cave.

He said to Li Banfeng with a small face: Drill!

Li Banfeng frowned and said, Why do you have to do this?

If you don't drill, you will definitely die! He said with a small face and got in first.

Li Banfeng sensed that the danger was approaching, and it was indeed a safe place to escape into the cave. He followed Xiao Zhan into the cave together.

The structure in the cave is very complex. You can see the root system of giant trees and large and small caves on the rock wall.

Shameless, he found a high-lying cave to hide in, and asked Li Banfeng to go in with him.

Not long after, water accumulated in the cave, and the water level rose rapidly. The lower caves were submerged by the water. Even the cave where Li Banfeng was located, the water level was about to reach the entrance.

Where does this water come from?

Li Banfeng reached out to the entrance of the cave, took some water, and observed it.

Although it is very clear, the water is slightly sticky.

The little face rubbed his nose and said, I just had some runny nose.

Li Banfeng took the opportunity to apply the water on his small face, and said sincerely: I really didn't come to steal your oil.

Then how do you think you got here?

I was hunting in Xindi, and for some reason I fell into the oil lake. Li Banfeng made up a reason.

New land? Which new land? He still didn't believe it with a small face.

Li Banfeng couldn't give a better explanation, so he just made it up: In the new land of Green Water Bay.

Green Water Bay? Is there such a place?

I remembered, it used to be Beggar Bay, but later the land was taken away by Luhuazi and turned into Green Water Bay. So, it was Luhuazi who asked you to steal oil?

Li Banfeng frowned and said, Lvhuazi and I don't know each other!

Then who asked you to steal oil?

How did you know that I was here to steal oil?

Otherwise, what else could you do here?

Li Banfeng couldn't tell clearly.

He thought of a good way: How about this, you take away all the oil on my body, don't leave a drop of it, you just have to worry about it, and I will be cleared of suspicion, but the clothes are my own, and I must not leave them behind. for you.

He thought for a moment with a faceless face and said, Okay, this place is not suitable. Let's go out and get things done first.

Li Banfeng looked at the clear liquid outside the cave, then turned to see how big his face was.

Why don't we go out later? The tide hasn't ebbed yet.

It's easy to say when the tide goes out! He took a deep breath with a small face.

Chiliu~

Gudong!

He swallowed the snot.

Li Banfeng turned around and looked again. The tide had receded, and only the ground was still a little damp.

Following Xiao Lian out of the cave, Li Banfeng figured out the general structure.

This forest is like the nostrils of a small face, and the lush trees are like the nose hairs of a small face.

The crypt just now was a small pore on the face.

With a small face, Li Banfeng left his nostrils.

In the blink of an eye, the two came to another forest, which was even more lush. Not only could they not see the edge, but they could not even see the height of the trees.

Is this a beard?

His face is not big, but his beard is not short!

Standing in front of Li Banfeng with a small face, he coughed, and all the fat on Li Banfeng's body disappeared.

Okay, the gas is gone, let's go! He waved to Li Banfeng with a small face.

Farewell! Li Banfeng turned and left.

After taking two steps, he shouted angrily, You have my oil on the soles of your feet, and you still say you're not here to steal it!

Li Banfeng didn't know how to explain: Can we be reasonable? You are full of oil, how can I not get it?

The little face thought for a moment and said: I want to reason with you, but this matter is unreasonable. You are wandering around Xindi in Huaziwan, you shouldn't come to me!

Li Banfeng said: There are so many unreasonable things. I am in your face, and now you are in front of me. Do you think this is reasonable?

The little face thought about it for a moment, it was quite unreasonable.

When he raised his eyes to look at Li BuFeng again, Li BuFeng had long disappeared.

Where are you going? Stop right here!

Li Banfeng didn't look back, he just ran forward.

If you can't explain this clearly, just don't talk about it.

Since I've been through the nostrils before, I will drill into the nostrils to a certain extent and let you sneeze me out!

The small-faced man seemed to have sensed Li Banfeng's intention, and shouted loudly: You go and try it, I will drown you directly, and I will drown you with yellow snot!

…

Green Water City, east of the city, Lu Chunying's residence.

Lu Chunying raised her face and asked Xiao Yeci to roll her eyes.

Mom, look carefully. Are there any bloodshot eyes in my eyes?

Nanny, Mom has been rolling your eyelids for half an hour. Now your eyes are red and bloodshot everywhere!

Lu Chunying rubbed her eyes and said, Brother Qiu told me that when you see Mrs. Duan, you should pay attention to your eyes. If there is bloodshot eyes, something big will happen.

Xiao Yeci was also worried. He checked Lu Chunying for a long time, shook his head and said, Nanny, close your eyes and rest for a while. When the bloodshot blood subsides, I will take a closer look.

…

In the Lu family mansion, Qiu Zhiheng was reading a newspaper in the small building when Zhang Huaiyi knocked on the door and walked in.

Qiu Zhiheng looked surprised: Mr. Zhang, when did you come?

Before that, Qiu Zhiheng had called him Huaiyi, but now he always calls him Mr. Zhang.

Zhang Huaiyi smiled and said: My mother cooked a few dishes herself and asked you to come over for dinner.

Mrs. Shaohong is here? Qiu Zhiheng deliberately mentioned Duan Shaohong.

What I'm talking about is... Zhang Huaiyi looked embarrassed for a while. He looked at Qiu Zhiheng and said, Uncle Qiu, I am actually...

Qiu Zhiheng waited quietly for him to finish.

Zhang Huaiyi didn't know where to start.

…

Three days later, Li Banfeng and Little Face sat side by side in a canyon, each holding a roast chicken and chewing slowly.

This canyon is a small forehead wrinkle on a small face.

Li Banfeng held the roasted chicken and inspected it many times, but he still felt uneasy: This chicken didn't grow on your face, right?

The little face was not angry and said: Have you ever seen a chicken on the face? I got it from hunting outside!

Don't tell me, this roast chicken tastes good, but it's a bit boring.

Are there any vegetables? I'll relieve my tiredness.

What are you trying to do to relieve your boredom? Little Face became less unhappy, When I was a kid, I would be happy for days if I could eat greasy meat once, and you still want to relieve your boredom!

Li Banfeng gnawed on the chicken wings and asked: Just because you couldn't eat oil when you were a child, you made so much oil?

The small-faced man gnawed on the chicken leg and sighed: What's wrong with oil? It's fragrant and smooth. All the delicacies in the world are in oil.

Dishes without oil and water cannot be served on the table, and people without oil and water cannot be served on the table. As long as there is oil and water on the table, life is not sad. Don't you think oil is the best thing in the world?

Li Banfeng nodded and said, I didn't say the oil was bad, but I really didn't come here to steal it.

The little face nodded and said: I believe you. We have been together for the past three days, and I can see that you have a good character.

But there's one thing you did wrong. You shouldn't have peed on my face.

Li Banfeng said: I have no idea. It's been three days, where else can I pee?

Even though she has a small face, she still feels uncomfortable: You can pee on your cheeks, but you shouldn't pee on my mouth!

I just saw the tree there, who knew it was your mouth!

That's not a tree, that's my beard! He said angrily with a small face, I really want to let you go, but I feel uneasy.

Li Banfeng advised: Don't worry, if you don't let me go, it won't be as simple as peeing on your face.

He looked at Li Banfeng with a small face and said, You're not crazy. You know where I am. I'm afraid that you will leak the news and people from Neizhou will find me again.

It’s not that I can’t trust your character. If you are caught by people from Neizhou and tortured, can you promise not to reveal my whereabouts?

Li Banfeng said: Don't worry, I can't guarantee this.

But you don’t have to let me know where you are. You can change places after you send me away!

I can't change places, I can't move.

Li Banfeng was startled: Why can't you move?

It's just that I can't move... The expression on his small face was a little sad.

The two of them ate the roast chicken in silence, eating nearly half of it. They said to Li Banfeng with a small face: You said you came here in a daze. I believe you. I will find a way to send you out in a daze so that you don't know who you are. How did you leave? Just pretend we haven’t seen each other before.”

Okay! After I get out, I will pretend I have never seen you and I will never tell anyone about this! Li Banfeng put down half of the roast chicken and agreed, patting his chest.

The little face sighed and said: Are there any disciples of my Taoist sect in this world?

You're talking about oil repair, right?

He nodded with a small face.

Yes! I've met two of them.

The little face blinked with a little excitement, Are they all okay?

How can I say this?

One was a light bulb. I gave it a spicy stick in another state. It should be no big deal.

He is from the Dark Star Bureau, and his life should be pretty good.

There was also a man named Rong Jinan, the supporter of the Geng family medicine store, who almost tortured Xiaopang to death.

I fed him to my wife, is this good?

Okay! Everything is fine! Li Banfeng gave the answer according to his own understanding.

As long as everything is fine, as long as I still have disciples! The little face stood up and said, When you see the salesman in the future, remember to tell him and ask him to come and save me.

Okay, I agree.

The little face was not angry and said: Didn't you just say not to tell anyone? Now I have to tell the salesman!

That's why you asked me...

Before Li Banfeng could explain clearly, he rushed up with a small face, and Li Banfeng ran away.

The small-faced man chased Li Banfeng all the way through the vast forest that stretched for dozens of miles.

There are many oil lakes in the middle of the forest, and Li Banfeng walked around them one by one along the shores of the lakes.

The little face doesn’t shout: “These are my eyebrows!”

From the forehead to the eyebrows, the place where I had chicken before was really forehead wrinkles.

Li Banfeng was not in the mood to appreciate the scenery, so he ran forward. Not long after running, a wasteland appeared in front of him.

There is no grass, no trees, nothing, just wilderness, an overall flat, slightly undulating wilderness.

These are my eyes! The little face chased up from behind.

Li Banfeng then ran.

A pimple on a small face can form a lake. According to Li Banfeng's understanding, the area of ​​an eye is estimated to be close to the ocean.

But he didn't see the ocean, only the wilderness, the endless wilderness.

He ran for an unknown amount of time before the wilderness finally disappeared and the terrain gradually moved upwards. There was a high mountain in front of him. Li Banfeng had been to this place before.

Face doesn’t yell, “This is my nose!”

Li Banfeng turned around and shouted: I didn't see your eyes!

Covered!

Li Banfeng was puzzled.

With a small face, he repeated: My eyes are covered.

Blindfolded.

He said there are blindfolded people in Nevada.

Was his eyes blindfolded by someone from Neizhou?

After running for a long time, Xiaolian shouted: Stop!

Li Banfeng stopped temporarily, leaning on his knees and panting.

In fact, he was used to it. In the past three days, he had used his Taoist methods to the limit, trying his best to avoid dealing with Face.

The small-faced man stood more than ten meters away and asked Li Banfeng: You know the footwork of the old train and you can also sing Train Ballad. Are you a friend of the old train?

I'm his brother!

Okay, I believe you! The small-faced man nodded slightly, You said you didn't steal my oil, but why is my oil less?

How do I know this?

Could it be that bitch in the glove stole the oil?

Don't talk nonsense about this.

Li Banfeng said: It may have flowed away. It may have been evaporated by the wind and sun.

Steamed it dry? He stopped laughing, You really don't know where this place is?

I really do not know!

He looked around with a small face and sighed: This place is hard, it's really hard, I'm living a really hard life, I want to tell others that I'm miserable, but no one talks to me!

Li Banfeng was silent for a moment and said, I have talked to you a lot these days.

Yes, I have said a lot. I will let you go and send you to the new land of Huaziwan, but I can't let you take the oil away! You keep running forward!

Li Banfeng ran forward for dozens of miles when a strong wind blew and Li Banfeng's body floated in the air.

Lian Bu shouted: You can't let you take away the oil, I've taken it all back!

The oil and water on Li Banfeng's body disappeared completely.

If you meet an old train, tell him that burning oil is better than burning coal!

The airflow rose sharply, and Li Banfeng flew out from a gap. First there was darkness, and then there was a thick smoke and dust, which made Li Banfeng unable to open his eyes for a long time.

When the smoke and dust cleared, Li Banfeng fell to the ground. When he opened his eyes and looked again, Li Banfeng saw a big rotten tree and vines wrapped around the tree.

This is a common sight in Xindi, and Li Banfeng seems to have been here before.

The new land of Green Water Bay is not unfamiliar to Li Banfeng. As long as he finds the direction, Li Banfeng can quickly find Zhengjing Village.

After sitting on the ground and resting for a while, Li Banfeng took out his gloves.

Tell me, did you steal the oil?

Glove used his index finger as his head, shook his head repeatedly and said, Why should I steal that thing?

You really didn't steal it?

I didn't steal it! Gauntlet felt aggrieved, I just stole half of the roast chicken, and you ate the rest.

After saying that, Glove spit out the roasted chicken.

Li Banfeng smiled: Looking at your potential, what are you doing stealing chickens?

Not to mention, the roast chicken made with a small face is delicious.

What on earth did he go through?

Is he the founder of You Xiu?

Where is he?

He recognizes the train man, and he also recognizes the salesman. The train master is difficult to find. If you meet the salesman another day, be sure to ask him.

In fact, I don’t have to ask the salesman. I can go and see him myself.

In the future, when I have more ways to deal with him, I might as well go to Youhu to see him again.

Li Banfeng picked up the roast chicken and wanted to take a few more bites, but suddenly he saw that the roast chicken was missing.

Who? Li Banfeng was shocked!

A woman's voice came to my ears: Okay, I agree.

Li Banfeng was stunned: What did you promise?

The woman replied: Start taking the school exam!

A halo of light lit up around the plot.

PS: What is this exam for?