Lord God Investigator

Ming frothed, fainted with a weird smile, and lay motionless on the ground.

Hinata was trembling with fright, but he didn't dare to wake him up, and kept saying: "What to do, what to do..."

Two figures jumped out from the hiding place, headed by Miss Big-chested Ninja Tang Xiaotian, and the other was Nara Shikamaru.

"Sister Xiaotian, is this really appropriate?"

Shikamaru looked miserable and scratched his head and said, "It's really troublesome, do you girls have such trouble chasing a guy?"

"Stop talking!"

Tang Xiaotian unceremoniously punched Shikamaru in the head, and said viciously: "Let you do whatever you want, don't talk nonsense, remember, this matter is not allowed to be spread, if it is leaked out, I will never take you lightly. Let Metro take your skin off!"

Shikamaru shrank his neck, like a quail, not daring to talk too much.

When Metro was training Shikamaru, Tang Xiaotian was a teaching assistant. He helped Shikamaru through a hellish year, and she also became his confidant big sister. It was one of the few in Konoha Village who could point out the lazy cancer of Dongshimaru. People with advanced patients.

Naruto’s whereabouts was revealed by Shikamaru, who worked with Naruto and served as Naruto’s secretary. Shikamaru carefully planned the entire "assassination" process, and only he, a cunning man with an IQ of 200, can quietly steal it. The ground dug a big hole for Naruto.

Hinata looked worried and said with tears in his eyes: "Naruto-kun will be fine, right?"

"Relax!" Tang Xiaotian waved his hand and said, "The vitality of the vortex clan is stubborn, you can't die!"

"Sister Xiaotian..." Hinata flushed with shame, and asked suspiciously: "If you do this, Naruto will feel my heart. Will you like me?"

"of course!"

Tang Xiaotian nodded as if he came over: "Those stinky men, don't look at a person who looks like a dog. They seem to be more serious. In fact, the instinctive reaction is the same. Sister, I have suffered this kind of loss, and I didn't leave a good for the person I like. His first impression, the result has always been disliked, and now it’s too late to make up for it."

As a smelly man, Shikamaru didn't like to hear such words, and said angrily: "Sister Xiaotian, you are slandering."

"cut!"

Tang Xiaotian gave him a white look, and said with a cold face: "You have a face to say, just take you for example. You have an IQ of 200, and you are known as the second smartest person in Konoha. I will ask you, what kind of girl do you like? Child, answer truthfully!"

Shikamaru lowered his head in shame, and said in a mosquito-like voice: "Big..."

"So, no matter what kind of man he is, he will always choose the big one in the end!"

Tang Xiaotian said naturally: "Naruto lacked maternal love, and his mother died when he was born. He didn't even drink a mouthful of milk in his entire life. What a great shortcoming. The action just now aroused his most instinctive attachment to his mother. Make up for his lack of heart, so that he has a special affection for you."

Hinata's eyes turned into white circles, and he didn't understand what Tang Xiaotian was talking about.

"Why, don't you believe it?" Tang Xiaotian said, "If you don't believe me, you can ask Lumaru. He is a boy and a smart man. See what he says."

Shikamaru sighed and said, "I really want to refute this fallacy, but it seems there is nothing to refute."

"Sister Xiaotian, will Naruto start to like me from tomorrow?"

Konoha's strategist was unable to refute it, it might be true, Hinata asked expectantly.

Tang Xiaotian shook his finger and said, "You are too naive, girl, this is the first step in a journey of a thousand miles. Scientific research shows that it takes at least 21 days for a person to form a habit. If you feel uncomfortable and unnatural, you will gradually become accustomed to it in the next 7-21 days. After 21 days, you will not be used to it."

Hinata was stunned, and said in amazement, "Are we still ambushing Naruto twenty times?"

Shikamaru heard his brain hurt, and shook his head: "Sister Xiaotian, even if what you say is true, Naruto has super shadow level strength and a smarter mind than me. I planned to ambush him once and succeed. Seizing the opportunity of his chakra exhaustion and physical exhaustion, he will have to do it twenty times. I can't think of a way to kill me!"

"What are you afraid of! If there is a will, things will happen. Some things seem difficult, but as long as you persist, miracles will surely happen!"

Tang Xiaotian waved his hand indifferently: "Anyway, he won't suffer. Next time it won't be as difficult as this time. Even if he says no, he will still be very honest."

...

With the morning sun shining on his face, Naruto opened his eyes and was surprised to find that he was lying on the bed with no injuries on his body and was still very comfortable.

Rao is a little confused and perplexed by Naruto's intelligence. What happened last night, is it a sweet dream?

Even if it was a dream, it would be a bit too weird, how could you dream of Hinata, and dream of being suffocated in Hinata's arms?

Is it because of too much work pressure recently?

Recently, Naruto is very worried about the attitude of Konoha's old ninja, fearing that the old ninja will unite to resist and destroy the reform.

Among the many ninjas, Naruto worries most about Konoha’s strongest ninja, the Hyuga clan. Is it because of this that he thinks day by day and dreams at night, dreaming that the young lady of the Hyuga family used this weird way Assassinate yourself.

After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't figure it out. Naruto simply stopped wasting his brain cells. There was still a lot of tedious work waiting for him. On the contrary, he didn't suffer any harm, so he temporarily forgot everything that happened that night.

However, occasionally thinking of the suffocating joy in the dream, Naruto's heart will also itch, producing a different kind of charming mood.

...

Another late night, the tired Naruto once again set foot on the way home, came to the street near his home, he suddenly had a sense of sight, dark streets, dim street lights... as if he had experienced it in a dream!

Squinting his eyes and looking behind the lamppost, there really is a dark shadow hiding there!

Hinata walked out slowly. This time she was wearing a high split cheongsam. The cheongsam was very close to the body, showing her plump figure vividly and vividly.

Naruto couldn't help swallowing and spitting.

The cheongsam lady walked towards Naruto in style. This time Naruto was not fixed by the shadow restraint technique, but it was like a moth that fell into the spider web, stiffly motionless.

"Hinata...please respect yourself!"

Naruto said with difficulty: "The last time I was negligent, I will resist this time. You also know that I am very powerful. No matter what you think, I have a heavy responsibility. I will never compromise. Even death. I won’t be submissive! Come here again, I’m going to make a move, don’t blame me for being ruthless!"

Hinata walked forward with red cheeks, turning a deaf ear to Naruto's threats, slowly raising his arms to embrace Naruto's neck, and pressing hard.

Naruto, lying in Hinata's arms, felt the tolerance of the warm fragrant nephrite, and muttered, "It's really fragrant."

Tang Xiaotian, who was secretly watching from the shadows, smiled, stretched out his hands to support his cheeks, and muttered with a smile: "Man, even if he has the power to destroy the world and the ambition to save the common people, when he is exhausted, he is still no match for the warmth of a girl. A soft embrace."