Lord God Investigator

Luo Feng sent overseas students to learn magic from the Asgardians. It was a pity that this idea could not be realized. The queen Frigga randomly found a reason to refuse.

At this point, Luo Feng has come to understand, or Odin is scheming. His intention to send Thor as a negotiator is to deal with the people of the earth. He only allows Thor to accompany the guests of the earth to eat, drink and communicate, but he will not reach any agreement. Covenant.

The Earth and Space Fleet was parked in Asgard and began a friendly visit for...I don't know how many days.

To put it bluntly, His Excellency Luo Feng, the commander of the Earth Space Fleet, led his army in Asgard, and made up his mind that he would never leave unless the King of Odin used force to drive people away.

It takes time to cultivate relationships. Good girls are afraid of Lai Han. To deepen the mutual understanding between the two planets and eliminate the gap, the best way is to get along for a long time. The longer you get along, the deeper the relationship. Maybe more time. Mill, the originally stranded plan has turned for the better.

In addition, Director Luo is also thinking about selling some earth specialties to Asgard in exchange for some Asgard gold coins.

The Asgard gold coin is not made of gold. The material is a kind of cosmic rare metal that does not exist on the earth.

The universal currency unit in the galaxy is credit currency, which supports electronic transfers. In the Guardians of the Galaxy, Xingjue uses this currency. He used 30,000 credit coins to buy an inmate’s artificial leg.

Earth currency and Galaxy credit coins cannot be exchanged, and precious metals and gems on the earth can only be sold as garbage in the universe.

There are many planets made up of gold and diamonds, and hundreds of thousands of tons can be dug out by flying a mining spacecraft. The cost is only fuel.

The people on Earth who have just walked into the vast sea of ​​stars are actually very poor. Tony Stark’s entire net worth is converted into U.S. dollars and then converted into credit coins, which is tens of thousands. It is estimated that he is not as rich as an interstellar pirate.

Thor once joked that an Asgard gold coin can be exchanged for 4 billion U.S. dollars. What he said is a bit exaggerated, but in fact it is also in line with the real situation, because an Asgard gold coin can be exchanged for mining and refining 100 tons of pure gold. The dark matter fuel needed.

One hundred tons of gold is worth close to four billion U.S. dollars, but aliens in the galaxy rarely go to gold planets to dig for gold, because the value of gold is too low and it will not be worth the fuel money to dig it back and sell it, and it will lose money.

From the perspective of the Milky Way, the richest person on the planet is actually Luo Feng, who owns three infinite gems. If an infinite gem is sold to the collector, Difan, it can sell 4 billion credit coins, which is a lot of money. .

Don't take advantage of staying in Asgard to make a fortune, and when he flies to the Xandar star field, there is no earth fleet on the account, and there is no money to fill the short-distance jump generator with dark matter fuel.

As a result, Luo Feng's first pot of gold in Asgard was locked to sell mobile phones!

What is extremely incompatible with the advanced magic and divine power of God’s Domain is the way of information communication by the people of God’s Domain. What age are they, and they still use ravens and owls to deliver letters. Can't you kill hundreds of birds in one day?

After the communication engineers who came with the fleet set up power stations, communication base stations, and servers throughout Asgard to ensure signal coverage, Luo Feng began to sell mobile phones to the people of Asgard.

Before the departure of the S.H.I.E.L.D. fleet, it received a sponsorship from Apple. In addition to printing the Apple logo on the hull, it also helped Apple open up the extraterrestrial market. Therefore, the latest Apple mobile phones were put on sale first.

After the sales staff went through the streets and alleys to sell, it was considered to have sold a batch, but the user feedback was extremely poor, which greatly discredited the earth's commodities.

It’s not that Apple’s mobile phones are not good, it’s just that they don’t accept it.

Asgardians who have never used electronic products do not understand smart phones at all. In addition, their finger strength is much greater than that of humans. They accidentally crushed the screen and the body was bent, resulting in a high rate of damage.

Director Luo immediately took out a backup plan and launched another sponsor's product, which is China's unique Nokia-like elderly phone.

This kind of mobile phone integrates the shell of Nokia, the movement of the old phone, the physical buttons, the function is simple, the operation is simple, you can dial by one key, and support voice calls...

As soon as the old-age smartphones were released, they became popular in Asgard. Being loved by Asgard users, Asgard's communications revolution occurred overnight. Ravens and owls were laid off, and people no longer have to worry about walking around. On the road, you will be hit by a communication bird dung by someone.

If you want to contact someone, just take out the old man's phone, press the shortcut key or call the person's name directly, you can immediately dial the other party's number, and the other party can talk after being connected. How convenient and fast!

An Asgard gold coin can buy an elderly phone, and you can also enjoy the free phone bill for the first year, which is much lower than the cost of buying birds and raising birds. It is cheap and good.

Director Luo’s second pot of gold also locked the arms trade. He purchased a large number of M16 rifles and a large number of rifle bullets that were eliminated by the US Army from Texas, and wanted to sell these weapons to the Asgard army. .

I don’t know why. Asgardian fighters pick up two M16 rifles, which are much stronger than holding swords and shields made by dwarves. If the Asgardian army can replace the weapons eliminated by the US army, they will face death. The Heroic Legion of the goddess Hela is not without the power of a battle.

However, the idea is very good, but the reality is cruel. No one cares about this batch of arms. Asgardian fighters sneered at the fire sticks of the people on earth and disdain to use them. Luo Feng had lost his pants in this deal.

Since the arms business couldn't be done, Luo Feng could only concentrate on selling mobile phones to save some fuel money for the fleet.

After all, the dark matter fuel cannot be produced on the earth. The dark matter fuel that supports the fleet to Asgard is still drawn from the fuel tank of the Zetaru mothership, and it is used a little less.

After thousands of mobile phones were sold, it was like a small butterfly fanning its wings, causing a storm, and the lives of Asgardians gradually changed.

This morning, King Odin came to the balcony of the fairy palace and looked down on his people as usual, but he heard the sound of singing from below.

"You are my little apple..."

"the vast horizon is my love……"

"Love is not about selling if you want to buy..."

"You are mighty and majestic..."

...

His Majesty the King of God had a headache when he heard it. Asgardians are very talented in language and can quickly master a language. Odin has been to the earth thousands of years ago and is able to understand the languages ​​of all nations on the earth. Of course he can understand Huaxia.

It is precisely because he understands that he has a headache. What kind of broken songs are these? How come this kind of song is popular in God's Domain? This is really a shame!

Lost the faces of the gods!

With patience, Odin squinted one eye and looked down, and saw that his subjects lined up on the square in front of the fairy palace, dancing weird dances to different songs...

Take a closer look, his eldest son Thor happily stood in front of a phalanx as the lead dancer, his **** twisted decently!

Whoops, Odin groaned, clutching his chest, staring gold star in front of him, and almost swept down from the balcony.

It was almost dusk when the **** king was angry.

The ringtone library pre-stored in the movement of the Huaxia elderly phone is naturally a classic square dance dance that is loved by the elderly friends of Huaxia. Of course, mobile phone ringtones can only be selected from these dance music.

After the people of God Domain bought the phone, they had to be washed out by these ringtones every time they called. At first, they were bored like Odin. They felt that the taste of Midgard people was really bad, and the phone ringtones were terrible.

Many Asgardians approached mobile phone salesmen and asked to change their phone ringtones to Asgardian harp music.

However, the movements of these old copycat phones are cheap, and the ringtones are integrated on the movement. It is not so easy to change. If you want to change the ringtone, you have to return to the factory.

The manufacturer is on the earth, and it is not up to these salesmen to decide whether to return to the factory, so they reported the matter to Luo Feng.

Luo Feng was also in trouble. He did not say hello to the United Nations when he led the fleet away from the earth. It was a sneak run. He never planned to go back until his mission of collecting power gem information and searching for soul gems was completed.

Anyway, Asgard is about to be twilight of the gods. After Luo Feng has collected this ticket, he does not plan to do business with Asgard for a long time. There is no need for after-sales service.

Therefore, Director Luo asked the salesperson to tell the Asgardians: "Dear users, once the goods in this store are sold, they will not be returned or exchanged. If you like to buy it, you can't buy it."

This shows that the phone users in Asgard can only continue to endure the bad ringtones.

But after a long time, every time you make a call, you will be ruined by the ringtone. It is annoying and annoying, and the Asgardians have discovered that they can sing unknowingly!

From time to time, I hum a melody naturally.

These songs are poisonous!

After a few days, the Asgardians who originally hated these songs discovered that they gradually fell in love with these saliva songs with a sense of rhythm and rhythm.

Among Huaxia salesmen in charge of the sales of elderly machines, there are a few older middle-aged women. They are busy with sales work every day. In the evening, the entertainment activities are dancing and fitness in the square in front of the fairy palace.

Once you come and go, there are curious people from God's Domain to join in, and dance with the familiar mobile phone hot songs, which can be regarded as experiencing the unique square dance culture of Midgard.

With the increasing popularity of mobile phones, several Divine Comedies are spreading more and more widely, and more and more people join the dance phalanx. Dancing with Divine Comedies has become the most dazzling Protoss style in God's Domain...

Prince Thor is also a person who likes to be lively, and having fun with the people is the righteousness of the King Mingjun. He also participated in this entertainment and fitness activity that the gods and people like to see. Because of the graceful dance and good-looking figure, he became Lead dancer……