Lord God Investigator

Nick Fury figured out that the so-called ring scar was burnt on his bald head with nine polka dot incense scars, and then angrily rejected the master’s request. He would rather betray his master than destroy his perfect and precious round bald head. .

In order to avoid the great day when the Aegis Gate was established, he had to clean up the door and kill the evildoers and splatter blood on the spot. Luo Feng could only helplessly fulfill Nick Fury's wishes and avoid his ordained incense scars.

"Rotten wood can't be carved!"

Luo Feng cursed the big apprentice and threw out a secret book of "Shaolin Powerful King Kong Palm" to him in annoyance, and then ignored him.

Turning to Natasha, the second female disciple, Luo Feng smiled kindly: "My dear student, I have chosen a martial arts path for you as a teacher. Here is a secret book of "The Palm of the Five Poisons". It's suitable for you. This set of palms is suitable for female fighters. The wounds of the middle palms will show cinnabar-like fingerprints. When they die, their face will be dark and painful."

Natasha's fighting style is the use of various technological props, and the use of poison is also the strong point of this female spy.

She asked with some doubts: "Isn't the function of the Five Poison Palms similar to that of a spy's venom gloves or venom ring? I don't need to practice, and if I wear poisoning equipment, can't I achieve the same killing effect?"

Luo Feng repeatedly shook his head and said, "How could it be the same? The "Five Poison Palms" martial arts also comes with light exercises and enemy hands, which can greatly enhance your fighting skills and lethality in close combat. You pass on a set of hidden weapons, called the "Ice Soul Silver Needle," and you can attack and defend from far away and close to you. Both of these poisons are mysterious toxins that cannot be eliminated by modern technology, and they are by no means comparable to ordinary poisons. "

Hearing what Master said, Natasha was very interested in "The Palm of the Five Poisons" and the Ice Soul Silver Needle, and happily accepted the secret book that Luo Feng handed her.

"Coelson's lover, come, come, these waste, cough cough, I am most optimistic about you among the disciples."

Luo Feng beckoned to Coleson kindly, took out two cheats, held up one of them and said: "This one is "Lingbo Weibu", it is a set of light skills, the most suitable for dodge and move, if anyone wants to Poke you with a dagger, you can turn the danger into a breeze by using Lingbo's microsteps."

After introducing "Lingbo Microsteps", Luo Feng held up another secret book: "This is "Tianshan Zhuangmei Hand". This martial arts set includes three-way palm and three-way capture. It is most suitable for you to change your spiritual motivation. After you practice, remember to protect your hands. Don’t let anyone cut them off. Even if you have a high-tech prosthesis installed on your hand, it’s not worth the loss."

Coleson frowned when he heard it, and felt that the master gave the cheat sheet to him. No matter how he opened his mouth and shut his mouth, he was cursing him. He was jabbed with a dagger and his hand was chopped off. How could he have so many disasters and difficulties!

"Come here."

He sent the cheat book to Coleson and sent him two more warnings. Luo Feng waved to Hawkeye Button again: "Apprentice, you are the only one who is good at using bows and arrows among the brothers. Master Kong Nai really doesn't have any bows and arrows. For martial arts, there is a set of "Feng Dancing Nine Heavens" bowing techniques, but unfortunately it is only suitable for women to perform. How about you also have a shot of LM serum?"

Button repeatedly shook his head and said, "Master, the disciple has already married a wife and had children. I really can't become a girl. This will give my children a childhood shadow!"

"Really don't think about it?" Luo Feng persuaded, "This "Feng Dancing Nine Heavens" has a very powerful bow. With Qi to defend the arrow, you can shoot nine tracking arrows at the same time. Under the invigorating Qi, the arrows are invincible, comparable to you. The archery skills you master now are a hundred times stronger."

Button shook his head like a rattle: "Master, you can spare me. How can I explain to my children that Dad has become a sister?"

"It's fine." Luo Feng could only wave his hand helplessly: "Then I will pass you a set of "The Hidden Weapon of Tang Sect" and a copy of "Little Li Fei Dao" cheats. Don't shoot arrows, I will give you more The functional bat belt has a variety of darts in it, which is much more effective than the multi-functional arrows you developed."

Barton frowned. Master told him to give up bow and arrow requirements, which really made him hesitate. Archery is his most proud ability. He suddenly changed to throwing darts, and he really couldn't turn around.

Seeing Barton’s hesitant expression, Luo Feng said displeased: "Don’t you want to underestimate Huaxia’s hidden weapon techniques. The two sets of cheats I gave you are the martial arts masters of the year. Tangmen’s hidden weapon techniques are treacherous and unpredictable, Xiao Li. Throwing knives are even more commonplace. They are nowhere higher than the archery skills that your circus practiced. You still dislike it?"

Seeing the master's anger, Patton quickly took over the cheats and no longer shied away.

Hawkeye Button switched to concealed weapon repair because Button has excellent eyesight and a talented shooter. He can hit all eighteen shots in golf. He is definitely a concealed weapon genius. That broken bow is really good. Waste talent.

Finally, it was Falcon Sam’s turn. Luo Feng gave him a copy of "Strong Eagle Claw Skills", saying: "This is a top-notch gripping technique. After training, it can produce a strong grip. With your technological wings, you can imitate it. The culling of the eagle can be considered as your falcon."

In this way, Luo Feng sat down with his five major disciples: Blackhead Nick Fury, Black Widow Natasha, Smiling Tiger Coleson, Eagle Eye Button, and Falcon Sam all got their matching martial arts.

As the saying goes, the master leads the door and the practice is up to the individual. Luo Feng dare not determine how far they can go on the road of martial arts in the future, but he believes that the effect of the practice should be seen soon, because the Marvel universe is different from the Falun mainland world. , High compatibility with various forces.

Whether it is divine power, magic, martial arts, magical skills, black technology, abilities, and mutations, they can be used freely in this world, and many superheroes practice Chinese martial arts without the so-called qualifications, age, roots, and roots of the real world or the martial arts side. Perception limits.

Just like a superhero "Iron Fist" Danny who has something to do with the Avengers, he learned martial arts in Kunlun and returned to the United States to fight for justice.

In addition to the five disciples who entered the room, there is also an outside disciple, that is Tony Stark. Seeing that several senior brothers and sisters have received the cheat sheet gifted by Luo Feng, he is also irritated, so he comes forward. Shy face said: "Director Luo, also teach me a kind of Chinese martial arts, I will pay the tuition!"

Luo Feng smiled and nodded: "Tony, you are called Iron Man, but you don't actually have a body of steel. You rely on high-tech armor. You might as well be called Armor Man. In order to make you worthy of your name, I will teach you a set of skills. How about making you invulnerable and your body comparable to steel martial arts?"

Tony's eyes lit up when he heard that he was in need of such martial arts!

Wearing Iron Man armor, because of physical limitations, the armor is actually not easy to move, far from reaching the highest power output of the armor.

This is because the human body reaches its limit when it bears an overload of more than 10g. Too high an overload will cause the pilot to appear black-eyed or even faint. When he is flying in armor, he encounters fierce battles. After a series of dazzling maneuvers, the body will be It's very uncomfortable, and not vomiting in the helmet on the spot is already regarded as the result of his hard work.

Black technology armor can resist the impact of external forces, but cannot offset the acceleration of gravity and centrifugal force. Black technology also has to follow the basic laws of physics, so Tony can't drive the Iron Man armor for ultra-high-speed flight and ultra-high-speed maneuvering.

If he obtains the body of steel, he can perform more acrobatics in Iron Man armor, and he can fly faster and harder, even without fear of falling from high altitude caused by damage to the armor. .

, "I will preach you "The Tiger's Roar Golden Bell, Longyin Iron Cloth""

Seeing him on the bait, Luo Feng smiled and said, "This martial arts suit is suitable for a rich person like you to practice, because you want to practice soaking your body in a medicated bath made from expensive Chinese medicine and taking a variety of precious medicinal materials. Support, you can't afford to practice without money."

Tony nodded confidently. He didn't need money for anything. This martial arts suits him perfectly.

"After you are successful in cultivating the golden bells and iron cloth shirts, I can also teach you advanced martial arts "Titanium Body", which will make your body as hard as titanium. At that time, your armor may be blown. Unscathed. In this way, you are the real Iron Man."

The more Tony listened, the more excited he became, and the more he listened, the more itchy he became. He quickly said, "Director Luo, what are you waiting for, teach me."

Luo Feng smiled and stretched out his hand: "Then take the money first. If you want to practice magical skills, you must at least give me the cost of the medicinal bath and dietary therapy?"

"No problem, how much is it?" Tony took out the high-tech mobile phone and wanted to transfer money to Luo Feng.

"Not much, one billion dollars."

"Water?"

Rao, a rich man like Tony Stark, was also surprised by the figures reported by Luo Feng: "Are you sure that the medicinal baths used are medicines that exist on earth? One billion US dollars, you can probably buy all the Chinese herbal medicines in China. ?"

"Mr. Stark, the price I gave is very fair." Luo Feng said with a serious face: "It costs one million US dollars to buy Chinese herbal medicines. I will charge you 900 million for the manual cost of preparing medicated bath potions for you. Ninety-nine million dollars."

Tony's anger rose in his heart, and said angrily: "What kind of justice is this? You can sell me a billion dollars when you make one million dollars of herbs? Why don't you rob the bank?"

Luo Feng said earnestly: "One billion US dollars weighing 11 and a half tons, it is too tiring to grab a bank and it is more convenient to grab you."

Tony was holding the palladium element reactor on his chest, and his chest was constricted with anger.

"Tony, that's not the calculation of the account." Luo Feng explained patiently: "As a successful entrepreneur, have you heard the story of'drawing a line worth ten thousand dollars'?"

"At the beginning of the 20th century, one of the Ford motors broke down, and almost the entire workshop was out of operation. Related production work was also forced to stop. Mr. Ford invited the famous physicist and motor expert Stein Menz to help. After checking the motor, Steinmenz drew a line on the shell with chalk and told the maintenance personnel to reduce the inner coil by 16 turns at the mark. After doing so, the malfunction was eliminated."

Luo Feng talked freely: "The manager of Ford asked Stemenz how much he would pay. Stemenz said: "It's not much, it only costs 10,000 US dollars." His words stunned everyone. It’s only $5. Steinmenz explained: It only costs $1 to spend a line, but it costs $9,999 to know where to draw the line."

Tony's chest became even more tight when he was filled with Luo Feng's chicken soup.

Luo Feng didn't intend to let him go, and continued: "Otherwise, you can spend one billion dollars to buy all the Chinese herbal medicines on the Huaxia market, find a big swimming pool and soak in it, and then you can swim in it every day. You can't soak yourself upright."

Tony sneered: "I don't believe Quan Huaxia, you can'golden bells and iron cloth shirts'. I will send someone to Huaxia to find out the secret recipe for making herbs sooner or later!"

Luo Feng smiled and said, "Then you can try it. Even if you have a secret recipe, this kung fu is a water-milling kung fu, and no results will be achieved in twenty to thirty years. I can use your innate true energy to help you get through the job. The second channel of the governor can help you ease your muscles and cleanse your marrow, making your practice speed ten times a hundred times faster. When you look for Huaxia, look for it and see if there is anyone other than me, an innate martial artist, who can use Innate True Qi. ."

Tony sighed deeply. In order to become a real Iron Man, he had to endure the bad breath, picked up the phone again, and let Jarvis transfer one billion US dollars to the special hospitality account of the director of SHIELD.

Luo Feng nodded his head in satisfaction when he saw the transfer prompt message. He said that when he teaches you "Titanium Body", the price will be at least ten times higher. By then, you will spend 10 billion US dollars on the global titanium metal. I bought them all and gave me the money.