Living With the School Flower: The Master of Flirtation

Before the end of the second class, Niu Peng and Zhou Qiang actually got five big cockroaches. At the end of the class, Ling Xuejiu said that she was going to the bathroom, but Li Mengjie said she was going too, so the two girls left the classroom together. went.

Xu Renjie was worried that when he released the cockroaches, Ling Xuejie and Li Mengjie would see them. Seeing them gone, he was instantly happy and ordered Zhou Qiang to quietly put the five cockroaches under the seats where Ling Xuejiu and Li Mengjie were. He went, and when the two girls came back, he pretended to walk over as if nothing had happened, looked at Ling Xuejiu who was sitting on the side of the corridor and said, "Xiaoxue, Xiaojie, I'm so sorry yesterday, I After searching for a long time, I still can't find those movie tickets..."

  Ling Xuejie was annoyed when he saw Xu Renjie, and before he could finish his words, he said in an angry voice, "Xu Renjie, don't call me Xiaoxue, call me by my name."

   "Oh, well, I'll call you by your name, and I'll call you Xueji? Hehe!" Xu Renjie didn't care, he deliberately looked down, and then suddenly shouted, "Ah! There are cockroaches..."

Ling Xuejiu looked down and saw that there were a few cockroaches under the table. He was so scared that his face turned pale. He stood up and was about to run out, only to see Xu Renjie blocking the aisle in front of him, so his hands were conditioned reflexively. Pushing, there was a scream of "Ow", Xu Renjie fell backwards and directly overwhelmed the table behind him, and his waist was pushed against the top of the table, the pain was excruciatingly painful, and he was sweating profusely.

Li Mengjie's group also discovered the cockroaches under the table. Although this girl is usually bold, but as a girl, she is also afraid of reptiles such as cockroaches from the bottom of her heart, and she was shocked, ah With a sound, he quickly got up and ran out. It happened that Xu Renjie got up from the ground and blocked the aisle in front of him. Therefore, Li Mengjie also stretched out his hand and pushed it like a conditioned reflex. Suddenly, Xu Renjie screamed again. He fell down, and accidentally hit the corner of the table just now, so painful that he bared his teeth and almost didn't cry.

"Damn it! My waist is killing me." On a playground outside the school, Xu Renjie touched his waist with one hand, and slapped Zhou Qiang and Niu Peng with the other. After a few moments, he cursed: "Damn it, you two are rice buckets, what are you thinking? Can you guys not be so mentally retarded? Especially you, dead fat man, didn't you **** say Ling Xuejiu saw cockroaches? Afterwards, will you slap into my arms? I will slap you, uncle!" While speaking, he slapped Niu Peng's head again, but he accidentally twisted the sore spot again, and the pain was unbearable. Moaning out.

   "Cough!" Niu Peng scratched his scalp embarrassedly, and said, "Boss, I didn't expect Ling Xuejie and Li Mengjie to react like that. When girls see cockroaches on TV..."

"Damn, do you have the guts to say it?" Xu Renjie was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. Then, he scolded the two younger brothers bloody. In fact, he didn't think about it. Although his two younger brothers were mentally retarded, Is he just smart? If he was smart, he wouldn't have gone according to that plan.

   "Boss, this one doesn't work, how about we switch to another one?" Zhou Qiang knew that Xu Renjie was quite angry, so he quickly diverted his attention.