Live Beautification System

  Chapter 27 A Farce

   The lounge of Yunding Club is similar to the standard room of a five-star hotel. The two asked for a room, chatted for a while, and fell asleep slowly after being very tired.

   Just fell asleep for a while, when there was a loud bang on the door, a tall, long-legged young man barged in cursing and turning on all the lights.

  Ding Mu just fell asleep when he woke up suddenly, not knowing what happened, subconsciously lifted the quilt to cover his body, and hid by the window.

  The man saw Ding Mu running towards the window, cursing some adulterer or something, so he kicked Ding Mu with his legs. Fortunately, Ding Mu reacted more sensitively and avoided it. This kick hit the coffee table, and the cups on the coffee table flew and shattered.

Su Zili was also puzzled by Monk Zhang Er, but he was not completely shocked. When he saw that the person who entered the door was Song Tianlong, his brain turned quickly, and he immediately understood what was going on. He immediately stood up and grabbed Song Tianlong, and shouted: "Song Tianlong, What are you doing, you are trying to catch a traitor, you have gone to the wrong house!"

  When Ding Mu heard that he was arrested and went to the wrong house, he quit immediately and said angrily: "What's wrong with you, you have to take a good look with your eyes, we two men!"

  When Song Tianlong heard Ding Mu say that he didn't know Su Zili's sexual orientation at all, he immediately realized that the two were indeed green and white, and couldn't help being embarrassed.

Su Zili quickly winked at Song Tianlong first, and then smoothed things over: "Ding Mu, it's okay, a misunderstanding, it must be a misunderstanding, this person is my buddy Song Tianlong, he has a rather anxious personality. He has a fiancée Yu Jiaojiao, too. Our members here. Tianlong, this is the little brother I just met today, Ding Mu, he is a nice guy."

  When Ding Mu heard the word Yu Jiaojiao, he felt that he was not so innocent, so he couldn't help but weaken a little bit of confidence, and said coldly: "Brother, you are so reckless, you really scared me to death!"

   At this time, the club's security personnel rushed over, and Su Zili quickly helped Song Tianlong explain, saying that it was a misunderstanding.

  Ding Mu didn't say much because of Su Zili's face.

  The people in the club asked Song Tianlong to compensate the club for the loss of items based on the principle of turning big things into small things, and the matter was settled.

   Let Song Tianlong make such a fuss, Ding Mu couldn't stay in this room anymore, he found a room alone and lay down, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, the more he thought about it, the more something was wrong, the more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable it became.

  The few people I met these days feel a little strange, and I really have such an unclear relationship with Yu Jiaojiao, what is going on with these people. Ding Mucai was an eighteen-year-old half-grown child, and his heart felt like a cat scratching, extremely uncomfortable.

After thinking about it for a long time, she couldn't help but dialed Yu Jiaojiao with her mobile phone. In the ring tone, a pipa song was sung twice. When Ding Mu was about to give up and hung up the phone, the call was connected. Yu Jiaojiao's unique lazy voice seemed a little more sexy: "Why are you calling me in the middle of the night? Do you miss me so much?"

  Hearing Yu Jiaojiao's words, Ding Mu's mood became better for no reason, and he asked, "Where are you?"

   "I'm sleeping at home? It's midnight now, where can I go?" Yu Jiaojiao said angrily.

  Ding Mu felt relieved, and whispered: "An incident happened just now, which seems to have a lot to do with you. A man named Song Tianlong came to the club to catch rape. Is he your fiancé?"

"He caught an adulterer? Really or not!" Yu Jiaojiao covered the microphone, seemed to laugh for a while, and then said: "Yes, he is my fiancé, but it was arranged by the family, formally. He never cared about me. , I don't care about him, we two don't interfere with each other, he can't catch my rape. If you say catch a rape, catch Su Zili's **** is about the same."

   "Su Zili? A man?" Ding Mu was completely confused when he heard Yu Jiaojiao's words, "A man? Catch rape?"

   "It's a man, and he's your sister Xinran's fiance!" Yu Jiaojiao giggled.

  Ding Mu had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly realized: "No way, could it be that the two of them are..."

   "It's really stupid, I just realized it."

"******, I thought this kind of thing only existed in novels, wait for me to sort out my messy thoughts." Ding Mu recalled every detail of being with Su Zili today, "I didn't see it at all. Ah. Do you know what happened just now?"

   Then Ding Mu told Yu Jiaojiao about Song Tianlong kicking the door to catch the adulterer.

"This can only prove that you are a straight man, and you haven't thought about it." Yu Jiaojiao was trembling with laughter on the other end of the phone, "Actually, Tianlong and Zili are good in career, personality, and even appearance. , is definitely a young woman killer, but the two of them went to Brokeback Mountain hand in hand."

   "Then what should I do?" Ding Mu said depressed.

   "It doesn't matter, you can do what you want, and you can do what you did before. Just treat them as normal people. Homosexuals can also have ordinary friends of the same sex." Yu Jiaojiao was overjoyed and said to the point.

   "Okay, okay, I see, I'll bother you to rest, good night." Ding Mu hung up the phone in a hurry, and there was still an uncontrollable smile on the corner of Yu Jiaojiao's mouth.

  Early the next morning, Ding Mu found Su Zili and Song Tianlong, and said solemnly, "Both brothers, I know everything about it."

  Su Zili asked suspiciously: "What do you know?"

  Ding Mu plucked up his courage and said: "It's the relationship between the two of you, I know. I'm a 100% straight man, and I'm not the same person as the two of you."

  Su Zili couldn't hide his disappointment, and said, "Are you blaming me for hiding from you, deceiving you, and wanting to draw a line with me?"

  Ding Mu hurriedly said: "There, although we are not the same kind, we can still be friends."

   "Well said," Song Tianlong continued, "For you, you are worth paying. Come to my place when you have time and have a look at the car."

   "His Tianlong car dealership has some rare imported cars, and the modified cars are not bad. If you like cars, you can ask him to give you advice." Su Zili introduced.

"Great, I'll get my driver's license soon. I'll go find you then." Ding Mu changed the subject, "However, there is one more thing. My introducers are Yan Xinran and Yu Jiaojiao. ,us…"

   "Needless to say, I know, and I also guessed that Yu Jiaojiao must have told you about us. It doesn't matter. In fact, we are the two who are sorry for them." Song Tianlong said boldly.

  Su Zili said deeply: "I was born this way, it's genetically determined, I'm not interested in women at all, there's nothing I can do about it."

  Ding Mu opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say.

  Song Tianlong patted Ding Mu's shoulder proudly, and said in a low voice: "Tell you, practice your boxing and kicking skills well. If you really meet someone who catches a traitor one day, don't be afraid, just **** with me."

  The three of them laughed heartily, and the atmosphere gradually became harmonious.

  Ding Mu asked: "Brother Song, do you know kung fu?"

  Song Tianlong replied: "I am Korean, and I have learned a little Taekwondo. If you want to learn, you can practice in our club. The level of coaches here is still very good."

   "Okay, I'll come over and have a look next week when I get some time."

   "Hey, what are you waiting for next week? Master Li Daokui is coming today. Let's go and experience it in a while. It won't take long." Song Tianlong is very manly, and said directly.

  Su Zili said considerately: "Is there anything urgent?"

   "Well, not for the time being, but I have to report tomorrow, and I must go back to pack my things in the afternoon."

   "That's okay, it's still early, let's go and have a look." Song Tianlong greeted the two of them and went to the club's Taekwondo gym - Tiandijian.

  (end of this chapter)