Late Night Cafeteria: A Bowl of Fried Rice to Save Iron Man at the Start

Chapter 181

Dongpo layman?

After hearing this name, Zhou Xuan turned to look at the old man in white shirt, in his fifties, with a goatee under his jaw, just like an old gentleman teaching in a private school, but his awe-inspiring righteousness is amazing.

This world also has Su Dongpo!

It is the three great Confucianists of Confucianism.

The appearance of Su Dongpo made the whole venue noisy.

“It’s the Dongpo layman. Didn’t he retreat in the Confucian Academy for hundreds of years and attack the second-rank and semi-sage? How could he suddenly leave the customs?”

“Hey, that Su Dongpo who testified by words? His Shui Diao song head is a masterpiece of the ages!”

“When will the bright moon come, ask the wine to the blue sky… This word is said to turn day into night, and can summon the power of Yuehua into one’s body. Back then, the Dongpo layman turned into a crescent moon with the power of this word, in one fell swoop. Shoot and kill the Third Stage Great Demon Heavenly Wolf King that is raging in the northwest of the Xuanlong Nation.”

“Yes, I still remember that layman Dongpo once wrote a poem to commemorate that battle… He would pull the eagle bow like a full moon, look northwest, and shoot Sirius… This poem is also a very strong word of war, and the scholars blessed them with their own talents. , Reading this poem can fabricate feather arrows out of thin air. The stronger the strength, the more feather arrows. It is simply a big move for group battles!”

Lay Dongpo is a celebrity in the Kingdom of Xuanlong. Many children recite his poems before enlightenment, but his poems are so powerful that they can’t memorize them.

For example, Dongpo layman has a poem “Niannujiao. Chibi Nostalgia”, which is the supreme warfare word of water wars. The phrase “Go east from the river, the waves are exhausted” can control the billowing water waves. Another sentence: “Rocks pierce through the sky, stormy waves hit the shore, and thousands of piles of snow are rolled up.” The water waves can turn into huge waves 100 meters high and flood the enemy.

Another sentence, “Lupin and Lunban, between talking and laughing, the ash will be wiped out.” It can boost your morale, and you can also summon flame feather arrows to shoot at the enemy.

Therefore, Su Dongpo is known as the “Sage of Ci”.

What is “Holy”?

The second half holy is the “Holy”.

The Dongpo layman has the title of “Sage of Ci”, which means that he has the ability to be promoted to the second-rank and semi-sage. But since Dongpo lay layman became a third-ranked great scholar three hundred years ago, he has never made progress.

Since then, since a hundred years ago, in order to hit the second half-sage, the Dongpo layman has not been able to retreat.

Unexpectedly, he would show up here.

Not only was everyone surprised at the entire venue, those who were watching the live broadcast even stared at the old goatee.

Lay Dongpo has not been out for a hundred years, and for ordinary people, he has never seen a real person in his entire life.

Especially the middle school students are staring straight at the “culprit” “head” that made them die in Chinese class.

After all, Su Dongpo’s words rarely need to be recited.

The Chinese teacher patted the textbook and said, “This one must be memorized, the other one must be memorized, and the test must be taken.”

At this moment, several elders from the Palace of Confucianism have respectfully greeted them, and the elders of the other two colleges have also greeted them together.

After all, the Dongpo layman is a third-rank realm, and these elders in front of him are all fourth- and fifth-ranks.

Su Dongpo looked at Zhou Xuan, smiled slightly, and explained why he appeared here, and said: “The old man was in retreat, but suddenly he was very moved and wanted to come out for a walk.”

“It’s hard for people like me to fluctuate again, but every time there is a problem with the state of mind, it will inevitably indicate something.”

“That’s why I left the customs, and happened to see Saint Meng Kaya watching the scene here with a small box, and seeing the magical mapo tofu you made, my heart throbbed, and I rushed over.”

The small box mentioned by Su Dongpo should be a mobile phone, right?

He has been in retreat for a hundred years, and he has become a little out of touch with the current society.

However, Confucian scholars are good at “world governance” and can grasp the known information of the world in a very short time, but Su Dongpo does not know what a mobile phone is, which shows that he is indeed in a hurry.

After speaking, Su Dongpo looked at the empty plate with regret and sighed: “Unfortunately, I am still a step late.”

On the side, Liu An blushed, and he ate such a large plate of magic mapo tofu in a trance.

Hiccup~

Under tension, Liu An burped, and a spicy aroma of Mapo tofu came out of his mouth.

For an instant, Liu An’s face burned and rushed to condemn him, saying: “Please forgive me, Dongpo layman, this magical mapo tofu has been eaten by the trail.”

Su Dongpo waved his hand and asked with a smile: “I just tasted the sauce and vaguely saw a world of flames, but I was aware that there was a flaw in it… Classmate Liu, you have tasted the complete magic mapo tofu, but What unusual sights have you seen?”

Liu An pondered for a moment, first hesitation glanced at Zhou Xuan, saw that he smiled and nodded to himself, instantly his heart was settled, and he said without reservation: “When I ate that magic mapo tofu, I saw a god in the illusion. , He called himself “Vulcan Zhu Rong”, He gave me a white flame, so I can be promoted to the sixth rank.”

Hiss~

On the entire platform, a dozen elders were all horrified.

“Vulcan Zhu Rong? Is there such a god in this world?”

“Liu An, shouldn’t you be so stunned that you have delusions?”

But what Su Dongpo was thinking about, as a third-ranked Confucian, he could get in touch with more secrets, “¨〃Vulcan? I really want to see it!”

After that, Su Dongpo looked at Zhou Xuan and asked peacefully: “Can Xiaoyou Zhou cook a meal for the old man?”

“I have a volume of “Taibai Immortal Poetry Stickers” here, and I would like to exchange it, can I?”

“”Taibai Immortal Poems”? Dongpo Lay, this is your great Confucian treasure, give it to Zhou Hunchu…”

The Confucian Sage Wen Gong was shocked and discouraged. He knew the value of this “Taibaixian Poetry Post”. This post once recorded two poems by the poet Li Taibai that had never been passed down to the world.

Value is alluring!

This poem post can’t be exchanged even if you use a city!

Poetry fairy Li Taibai, a genius Confucian student more than 1,500 years ago, not only used poetry to prove Taoism, but also practiced the Taoist sword fairy art.

Once wrote a poem “Xia Ke Xing”:

Zhao Keman and Hu Ying, Wu Goushuang Xueming.

The silver saddle illuminates the white horse, rustling like a meteor.

Kill one person in ten steps, not staying for a thousand miles.

When things happened, he went away and hid deeply with Mingshen.

This shows that Li’s (have) Taibai sword celestial skill is superb, and later generations of scholars can use this battle poem to temporarily acquire the sword celestial skill and become a knight with superb swordsmanship.

It’s a pity that such a genius who came out of this world was missing after becoming a three-ranked great Confucian. There was a joint calculation between Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism, and there was no trace of Li Taibai.

Even Lingshan first-grade bodhisattva went to hell to search, but his soul was not seen.

However, the first-class might be sure that Li Taibai has not passed away.

Lay Dongpo ignored the persuasion of others, and a yellowed scroll appeared in his hand, on which there was a strong white spirit surging.

Vaguely Zhou Xuan saw a scene of the fairy world with white clouds in that talent.

Zhou Xuan was inexplicably excited. He only felt that this thing had something to do with him. He couldn’t wait to take this scroll.

“Since it was invited by the Dongpo layman, then the kid is naturally more respectful than his fate. It just so happens that I have a dish that suits you perfectly.”.