Larry's Adventure: Reborn as a Charming Fox

8. Secret Skill of Evelynn Foxclan

Translator: Ann Yi

‘What should I do? What should I do? Junior June is a frigging pervert! If I leave with this little witch, I will definitely be sexually abused to death by her!’

Larry shivered when he thought about what June would do to him if he left with her.

“My Junior, look, you really catch me at a bad time. I got bumped by a car two days ago and had an operation. Do you know how to take care of wounds of a fox?”

‘Is she kidding me? If I leave with her, I would definitely be sexually abused to death! Alright, maybe the abuse is not the matter, but I really don’t want to be sexually abused by a female fox fairy!’

June sneered, “Senior Brother, you’re more delicate than before, huh? Are you worrying that I can’t take good care of you?”

She said it in a way that if Larry dared to say no, she would get physical.

“Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! (No, no, no, please let me explain!)” ‘Yes, that was exactly why I refuse to go with you!!!’

But Larry didn’t dare to say that out loud!

“Meow-meow-meow-meow. (He is now just an ordinary fox and has just had an operation. If the wounds get infected, he will die.)”

Larry was so touched that he almost cried. ‘Murk, you’re a genius. Thumbs up to you!’

Larry nodded fiercely, “Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! (Yes, I am now a weak, delicate, and ordinary fox. Junior June, you don’t want to see me die from infection, do you?”

Larry blinked his big cute foxy eyes. He had already looked at himself in the mirror. No wonder people always said that foxes’ eyes were enchanting. If he had these big eyes when he was a human, no man would ever say no to him.

He tried his best to appear vulnerable in front of June, and he was about to lift his legs and show her his wounds. It was just that the posture was too embarrassing and he had never done it in front of a girl before.

He was ready to show June his wounds for freedom’s sake! Compared to freedom, his dignity was nothing!

June frowned and looked at Larry suspiciously. This was the first time she had been in such a situation, but when she thought about how innocent and naive her senior brother had always been, she decided to believe him.

“You’re right. Just look at you, you are locked in here with something like that. If Master knows about it, I’m afraid that he will take you back immediately.”

In June’s view, Murk, who she called “something like that”, was not worthy of having a name.

The thought of the Master who June just mentioned again gave Larry a headache.

“Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! (Then what do you want? Between you and Master, whoever takes me away from here, I’ll die in your hands. If you don’t want me to die, then help me!)”

Even if he were to die, he would rather die on a handsome guy’s bed. This was Larry’s life principle that no man could change, not even a fox!

“I haven’t spent some quality time with you yet. How can I let you die? You’re in such a poor state and you are indeed useless.”

The way of cultivation for the Astraea Foxclan was to absorb the pure spiritual energy between the Heaven and the Earth, and compress the purest spiritual energy in the world within their bodies. Their bodies were the best containers for the purest energy.

It was said that the legendary Kurama Fox was also from the Astraea Foxclan. Although it was very difficult for Astraea fox fairies to refine the spiritual energy, Heaven favored them. There was no Lightning Tribulation for them when they grew their tails.

However, in such a highly developed society where the environment was severely polluted, the spiritual energy was contaminated, making it even more difficult for Astraea fox fairies to cultivate themselves.

June’s father was an Astraea fox fairy, while her mother was an Evelynn fox fairy. It was said that her mother had used some tricks to give birth to her.

“Of course, I hope that my Senior Brother could be fine. Only when you are safe and sound will I be happy. Hahahaha…” Larry didn’t know what June was thinking about, but he had a bad feeling about it.

“Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! (Then, how about I tell you when I’m fully recovered?)” And when will that be? Larry didn’t know either!

Even though June believed Larry’s talk about wounds getting infected, June was not stupid either. It was just that she happened to be busy, and it would be inconvenient for her to take a sick fox with her.

“I will teach you a way to recover your magic power. Do as I say, I will pick you up later.” Before Larry could resist, he was picked up by June.

His legs was struggling frantically. “Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! (You can’t bully me just because I’m sick! ! Foxes have rights too!)”

“Senior Brother, ever since you went down the mountain, you’ve become quite talkative. How about giving me your tongue?” Larry didn’t think that she was joking as she said it with a faint smile on her face.

He immediately shut his mouth and was as quiet as the grave. He was lifted in mid-air by June, so he covered his wound with his big tail shyly.

Murk was just castrated yesterday. He didn’t want to hang up in mid-air. He could also tell that June didn’t mean to hurt Larry. So he thought it a good idea to be a transparent cat with no sense of existence.

Larry felt that something unfamiliar suddenly appeared in his mind. The thing inside was even more erotic than the gay porn he had watched before.

‘What is this? Is this how fairies share resources with each other? The download speed is very fast, and I don’t have to worry that I’m downloading Mickey Mouse series in disguise of a gay porn!’

“This is a secret skill of the Evelynn Foxclan. It’s quite suitable for a fox fairy like you in this condition. If you want to turn into human form as soon as possible, you should try it more with that human being. The spiritual energy in his body is much better than ordinary people.”

When Larry heard that he had a chance to turn into human form again, his eyes lit up.

‘I’ll try it! I’ll definitely try it!’

Not until June had left did Murk stop pretending to be dead.

“Meow? (What did she do to you?)”

Thinking about the scenes June had shown him in his mind, Larry decided not to tell it to Murk. Now that he had no balls, it’d be too hurtful if he told him that.

Then he suddenly remembered.

‘I don’t have balls either!’

‘I can’t do it, and that is just so sad!’

When Noah opened his eyes, he saw that the middle part of his pizza had been eaten up, and only a circle of crumbs was left.

‘Ah! I am totally screwed!’

On the floor which was as clear as a mirror, there was ketchup, cheese and pizza crumbs. Noah only felt he was doomed and he didn’t notice that Larry had already finished all the stages of the Assassin’s Creed on his Xbox, and there was a congratulation picture shown on the television.

‘Is it too late for me to pretend that I have never ordered a takeout here?’ Noah panicked.

“Meow~ (You’re dead!)” Right now, Murk was pissed off at everybody. So, when he saw that Noah was frightened, he felt so happy.

Noah didn’t know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that the cat was… laughing at him?

“How dare you meow at me! It was you two who caused this mess! I didn’t even touch the pizza when it was delivered! When your master comes back, remember to confess to your crime!” Noah wondered if Frost would let him go and believe him that it was the pets who had caused the mess.

After Larry cleared the game on the Xbox, he came to a corner and began to quietly enjoy the snippets in his mind.

And he didn’t feel sleepy anymore.

“Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding…”

Noah was hurriedly cleaning up the mess on the floor when he heard a loud laughter coming from behind him.

He turned back and saw the little fox lying on the sofa, laughing inexplicably. And the look on its face was somewhat obscene.

Sure enough, the pets that Frost kept couldn’t be normal. There was either something wrong with the fox’s brain or it was too smart, and Noah was inclined to believe in the latter.

It turns out the legends are not all fake. At least gaining power via intercourse is true.

The method of gaining spiritual power that Junior June transferred into Larry’s mind was… to sleep with others together. Larry was very confident. He believed he could do more and better than that!

The thought of doing it with Dr. Frost was super exciting!