Larry's Adventure: Reborn as a Charming Fox

4. Where Are My Balls?

Translator: Ann Yi

Murk smirked at the success of their plan.

Larry was still curious about Murk’s real identity. He didn’t look as simple as a stray cat.

“Ack-ack-ack-ackawooo. (Murk, are you a cat fairy?)”

Murk shook his head. “Meow. (I’m just an ordinary stray cat)”

Larry didn’t believe it.

He could sense a faint trace of spiritual energy from Murk. And that trace of spiritual energy… if Larry didn’t make a mistake… should belong to a human being.

He had to be wary of Murk.

Although his cultivation now was as weak as a piece of rubbish, city scavengers might still find him useful. Maybe Murk’s owner was a scavenger in his previous life?

Yes, maybe Murk’s owner was working at a waste transfer station, making the most of the last bit of value from the waste. That must be the reason why he reincarnated as a stray cat.

At the thought of that, Larry shivered.

Murk nudged Larry with his paw.

“Quick! Run!” Then, like an arrow shot from a bow, he leaped out of the door over the tree lawn and ran wildly on the walkway.

Larry was confused. He slowed down and heard something—the nightmare of his life.

“Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the way…”

It was the music played from a Mist Cannon Truck!

Larry remembered that once he drove a roadster in his previous life, and he was waiting at a red light at an intersection, and he was sprayed by a Mist Cannon Truck, and become wet all over like a drenched chicken.

Damn the Mist Cannon Truck! The tree lawn was just at the edge of the road, and he would certainly get wet and become a drenched fox if he didn’t run now!

Even if he got wet, he wouldn’t be able to showcase it as no man was here to watch him!

However, misfortunes never came singly. A street sprinkler was also heading towards them.

Murk stopped in despair.

“Meow.” Murk said, “(Tell Chalk, my little sweetheart, that I will always love her.)”

Then he closed his eyes and the sprinkle head of the street sprinkler just poured over his cat skull. He became a totally drenched cat.

Larry could not escape either. The hospital nurse had just washed his clean and fragrant fur yesterday, but now it smelled like reclaimed water, and his wet fur was still dripping.

The two little fellows rushed into the medical waste transfer vehicle and were thrown into the garbage heap at the transfer station.

The fox and the cat sat in the huge pile of garbage, surrounded by broken glass and used needles.

“Meow (Both of us are waste now).”

Larry didn’t respond to Murk’s teasing. It was nice enough for Murk to take him here, and he could sense the existence of the Essence Orb. It was somewhere in the garbage heap and there was an invisible thread connecting the little fox’s body to it.

But he couldn’t feel the exact location of the Essence Orb, so he could only do it in the most primitive way: digging with his claws.

Even though Larry was a little fox with a protective fur layer and he wouldn’t easily be scratched by glass, needles were still a threat to him.

Murk didn’t sit idle either. He poked something here and turned something over there before he started to roll around the rubber lid of a bottle.

‘After all, he is a cat.’ Larry thought inwardly.

Larry rummaged for a while, and then he circled around the garbage heap. Finally, he found out a special location. Whenever he walked to that place, the invisible thread would tighten.

Now that he knew where his testicles were, the next thing to do was to dig up!

All hard work paid off. Larry didn’t know for long he had been digging, but he suddenly saw a small bottle filled with clear liquid and two meat balls swaying in it.

‘Are these fox’s testicles? They are so small!’

Larry was amazed and tried to grab the bottle with his claws, but his claws weren’t as flexible as human’s hands. He tried for a while before he decided to continue digging sideways and then drag it with his teeth.

Suddenly, the door of the garbage heap opened.

“Hey! How come there’re two dogs in here?”

Murk turned back angrily, “Meow! (You are a dog! All your families are dogs!)”

“Quick! Go get the tools and seize them!”

The waste transfer station staff in blue uniforms had found them!

“That’s weird! Why aren’t they running? Aren’t they afraid of people?”

“Louis! Louis, put the gloves on! Be careful. They might bite you. And don’t fall into the heap!”

Larry sped up his claws and Murk came over to help. Finally, they dug out the glass bottle!

At the same time, two large hands with gloves grabbed Larry’s and Murk’s napes.

The staff named Louis glanced at them. “A stray cat and a stray dog. I guess they came in here to find food. William, hand me a rope.”

Murk meowed and Larry instantly understood.

The little fox stretched his head to bite Louis’s wrist. It was the only exposed and unprotected part of his body. Louis was afraid that he would be infected with rabies, so he threw Murk away and grabbed the little fox’s mouth with his glove.

Murk jumped out of the trash pile when Louis held onto Larry, then he slammed the lid off the glass bottle with his claws!

From the glass bottle, formalin flowed out first, and then two pink testicles slid out of the bottle.

“Louis, here’s the rope.”

A rubber shoe appeared in Larry’s eyes.

And this rubber shoe mercilessly stepped on one of Larry’s testicles.

At that moment, Larry could clearly hear the sound of his testicle shattering.

“Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! (What the hell did you do?! Hurry and move your foot! You are stepping on my testicle! Ah, my balls! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!) ”

“Huh? The cat has run away? I’ll go catch it.” The owner of that shoe said.

“Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow?! (Don’t you step on my other testicle! ! Damn it?!)”

The left foot of the rubber shoes indifferently stepped on the other testicle and squashed the meatball into a meatpie.

Larry’s heart was shattered into millions of pieces. When the first testicle was broken, the energy sea in his body was only weakened. After the second testicle was broken, his energy sea had turned into a dead sea.

And it was a dead sea in the winter. It was cold, and no living creature was willing to make waves in there.

Murk gave Larry an apologetic meow.

Larry ignored him.

Louis tied the two little guys up with rope and took them to a stray animal rescue station.

The staff of the rescue station opened their legs and looked at their crotches. “The fox was neutered a few days ago, so it should have a master. The cat wasn’t neutered, so it was probably a stray cat.”

The staff member at the rescue station was a girl with an extremely high hairline. Her forehead was shining brightly, and Larry even saw his lower half in the reflection of her forehead.

He regretted it. He regretted it incomparably.

“The two little guys had been drenched by water, and the stitches on the little fox’s wound were open. I need to deal with it today.” The little girl looked at Larry’s wound and said.

He would rather a handsome man looked at his lower body, even though he had got no balls now, and even though he had lost his dignity as a male.

“I’ll call the High Charity Pet Hospital and make an appointment for this afternoon.” The little girl asked Louis to fill in the form. “Thank you for your support of our work.”

High Charity Pet Hospital?

The two little guys were all ears.