King of German Mercenaries

Because of the success of Qu Yili and the bull's nose ring, Marin's right to speak at Huffman Manor has been greatly improved. Old Huffman and Mrs. Mary began to value Marin's opinion.

Squinting that he had the right to speak, Marin decided to take advantage of the opportunity at home to make some changes to the backward Huffman estate. In addition to improving productivity, at the same time, we must also change some of the bad habits of the people in the manor.

For example, Marin's first reform plan focused on the bathing problem ...

The Huffmans were devout Catholics except Marin who came through. Everyone believes in the nonsense "no bath is pure" propaganda propagated by the church. Therefore, except for the sweaty Adler who often washed his body with water after training, the Huffmans and Marin's brothers and sisters took a long time to take a bath. In order to cover up the odor caused by her long absence from bathing, Mrs. Mary specially applied musk and other spices to her body.

In fact, the Huffmans' baths are okay. For example, they take a shower every few days in the summer. In winter, the interval may be longer and you will not take a bath for two or three months.

For some devout believers, it is normal to not take a bath for several years. For example, the King of the Sun, Louis XIV, only took 7 baths in 72 years. He sharpened his sword in ten years, and he took a bath in ten years ...

When the family was eating together, Marin was a bit reluctant to get too close to his cheap relatives. Because they all have a bitter taste caused by not taking a bath for a long time ... This makes Marin have the illusion that he is not eating at a noble house, but eating with a group of beggars who do n’t like bathing in the helm of the beggar ... ...

Marin, who could not bear it, immediately arranged for the serfs in the manor who could carpentry skills, circled two huge oak barrels, painted them, and air-dried them for a few days as bath barrels. At the same time, he built a closed small room next to his room and placed the tub.

Then, in the eyes of the whole family's surprise, Marin began a "suicide" career taking a bath every day ...

"Dear, why did you torture yourself this way? Didn't you enter the emperor's army to hit you so hard? It made you so suspicious that you wanted to commit suicide ..." Madam Mary looked at Marin with a worried look. The old Huffman had already rolled up his sleeves and was ready to "save" Marin out of the tub ...

Marin heard this, first hesitated, then laughed:

"Haha, mother, who told you to take a bath to commit suicide? This statement is ridiculous!"

住 "Stop, this is what the prestigious bishops say!" The old Huffman exasperated.

爸爸 "Dad, my teacher once walked the world, and he told me that in Turkey, people regard bathing as a habit, and every town has a public bathroom."

别 "Don't tell me about the pagans in Turkey. They are devils." Old Huffman was very dissatisfied.

"Even so, ancient Rome had public baths, and the Romans often bathed in the bathrooms, and they didn't say that the ancient Romans were sick!"

"Ancient Rome has not been destroyed by our great Germans?" Retorted the old Huffman.

"They were defeated by the German army, not soaked in a bath ..." Marin was speechless and anxious for the old Huffman's IQ.

"This ..." Old Huffman couldn't think of a rebuttal.

"My dear, are you sure you will not get sick in the bath?" Mrs. Mary asked worriedly.

"I'm sure, and very sure! My teacher said that people in Asian countries, including that great empire in the East, are accustomed to bathing. I have never heard that bathing makes people sick."

"But the bishops of the church never lie to us?" Adler countered.

"Well, may I ask, does the Bible say that bathing is sick? God hasn't said this and **** hasn't said it. This statement seems to have come out after the Black Death, and there is no basis."

"But I still feel bad ..." Old Huffman couldn't refute Marin, but still insisted on his opinion.

"It's okay, if you don't believe it, you can watch it. I take a bath every day now and see if I can get sick!"

"But boy, I'm afraid ..." Mrs. Mary was still worried.

别 "Don't worry, Mom, I won't joke about my life. He taught me, but a great man, not a bishop with limited skills!"

In the next few days, Marin took a high-key bath every day, and sang the German version of "Bath Song" while washing in a small bathroom. It looked very high, which puzzled the whole family.

And Kahn and Kohler, under Marin's order, took a bath in Marin's small bathroom every day after taking a bath. Of course, they have their own bath tub.

After half a month, the three Marin bathed and washed very high, and the family was very worried, for fear that Marin suddenly became sick and then farted ...

But Marin, Kahn, and Kohler were all alive. Then the Huffmans and Marin's brothers and sisters began to wonder ...

Later, in order to forcefully change the habits of his family, Marin took the time and quietly deceived his two younger brothers, Simon and Albert, into his own room. Then, he violently stripped the tub that was thrown into the small bathroom beside him. in……

全 The whole family can explode now. The old Huffman of UU reads www.uukanshu.com and even chases Marin with a stick full of manor. Even Mrs. Mary, who always loved Marin, was angry this time. Had it not been for Marin himself to prove that bathing was okay, Mrs. Mary would probably have joined the ranks of pursuing Marin and performing "Men and women doubles" on Marin with the old Huffman.

In the worry of the whole family, the two skin monkeys, Simon and Albert, have not become ill. Then, the family began to feel relieved ...

傻 Adler started this silly and daring first. Marin instructed the woodworkers in the manor to build more wooden barrels. Adler asked for a return and set up a small bathroom near his room. Then, he also learned Marin and began to bathe often ... However, Adler did not have the cleanliness of Marin. He did not wash every day, but once every two or three days. But even so, Adler was considered "religious" ...

The next thing to try is Mrs. Mary. As a woman, I naturally prefer to be cleaner. It was no problem to see the two sons bathing frequently. So she was very excited ...

Then, she also began to take frequent baths, washing herself freely and fragrantly ... and then, she couldn't escape the old Huffman's claws ...

"Go and go, dead ghost, you smell bad, go to take a shower, or don't even think about going to bed with your mother!"

Alas, the old Huffman also joined the bathing army with grievances ...

As Mrs. Mary began to take her daughter Anne with her, all members of the Huffman family began to take a bath ...

When I ate with my family again, Marin no longer felt like eating at the helm of the beggar ...

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