Chapter 201 Warm-up before the duel

“King, it turns out that I am still not your opponent, but I have a word to ask…Do you powerful guys like hitting eggs?”

Sony’s face was pale, and he pointed at King and grumbled.

“Hit eggs? Oh no, I don’t have a hobby of hitting eggs. I just happened to hit your indescribable part. In other words, maybe you have the magic power to attract fists.”

King explained very seriously.

“No matter what, I am willing to bet and lose. Since the defeat is in your hands, then I am willing to catch it with all my hands. However, I will come out again sooner or later, and we will have to divide the match.”

Sonic gritted his teeth and spoke harshly.

“Hey, don’t try to be aggressive, if you want to bet and lose, if you are willing to catch it, you obviously can’t run, right?” Venerable the vest pierced Sonic’s heart with a heart-piercing sentence.

“Huh, I am an excellent ninja from the Ninja Village. I have already practiced the word’forbearance’ so thoroughly. How can I be knocked down by a small blow injury? If I want to escape, I only need to kick my feet. It can disappear from your eyes in an instant, so that you can’t even catch the shadow.”

“…”

Can’t see it!

King and Venerable Vest looked at Sonic’s situation at the moment, their faces were speechless.

“What do you look like… do you think I’m lying?”

Sonic stared fiercely at King and Venerable Vest, his legs clamped ham and eggs, shaking constantly, his delicate face was distorted because of pain, his forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and the whole person looked very prostration, as if he was licking too much.

Beep Beep Beep!

In the confrontation between several people, the police car arrived late.

“I lost this time, so I am willing to bow my head, next time I…”

Before Sonic’s words were finished, his mouth was blocked. Since Sonic is a good ninja with various escape methods, the police station used the latest special torture instrument manufactured by the Heroes Association to restrain Sonic’s body up and down. The instrument of torture was there, unable to move, and even his mouth was sealed.

Beep Beep Beep!

The police re-arrested Sonic and brought him to justice. After repeatedly thanking King and Venerable Vest for their help, they immediately escorted Sonic to the Stinky Prison. Such powerful criminals are safe only if they are kept in Stinky Prison.



“The matter is resolved.”

King looked at the police car going away with a headache. He thought he would be able to delay the tornado duel with Sonic’s prison escape, but he didn’t expect to get Sonic with little effort. It was really annoying.

“Let’s go, what should be faced is always to be faced, this is life.”

He smiled helplessly, turned and walked towards Mike’s car.

“King, wait a while.”

Venerable Vest suddenly stopped King without warning.

“Um?”

King looked back at Venerable Vest in incomprehension, what are you doing?

“King, in fact, there is one thing I wanted to tell you a long time ago.” The Vest of the vest let out a sigh of frustration and slowly said: “I have always been unconvinced with your title of the strongest man!”

“…”

how? Do you want to fight me too?

King was speechless, as expected, everyone wanted to climb and conquer my peak.

“But, I also know that, in terms of strength, I am not your opponent. For example, just now, I could not detect the figure of Sonic under the super fast movement, but you easily defeated the opponent. You are welcome. Say, I indirectly lost to you.”

Venerable Vest stared at King, and solemnly said: “However, the title of the strongest man cannot only be based on the strength, the man…the most important thing is to walk the kidneys.”

“Kidney?”

King is full of watts, what are you talking about? Why can’t I understand it at all?

“Hoo~” The Vest of the vest took a deep breath, as if making the next big decision, looking at King solemnly, “King, before you and Tornado are separated, shall we have a man’s test? Let’s take a look. Who is more man!?”

“Men’s test? Wrist-wrestling?”

King suddenly remembered the first time he met Venerable Vest at the Heroes Association headquarters. At that time Venerable Vest had stared at him aggressively, and then invited a contest between men-breaking the wrist. Fortunately, it was not held under Xiqi’s mediation. Otherwise, his small arms and legs would really not be able to do the opponent.

Unexpectedly, a few months later, Venerable Vest once again proposed a contest between men, and it was at the critical moment of his duel with Tornado.

“Of course it’s not a wrist.” Venerable Vest twitched his mouth, spitting in his heart. With the strength of your arm that shook hundreds of tons of objects, wouldn’t it be possible to break the wrist with you for abuse?

“what is that?”

“Of course, the competition between men has to take the kidneys, so I decided to challenge you. Let’s compete together with a traditional male competition handed down from ancient times… It’s farther than anyone else!”

“puff!”

King was stunned and looked at a serious Vest Vest, Watt, are you sure you are not kidding, the battle between our two dignified S-rank heroes is…who is farther from peeing?

“OK!”

After thinking about it for two seconds, he swiftly agreed. This test is better than breaking the wrist. At least he has a chance to win. But breaking the wrist, without consuming cards, basically loses, so he After weighing it in his mind, he still felt that it was far more in line with his current situation than anyone else.

“King, don’t have to be burdened, just treat it as your warm-up before the tornado duel, it doesn’t matter if you lose, after all, this can’t represent your true strength.”

Venerable Vest pointed forward, “There is a lawn there, and there is no one around now, so we can test with peace of mind.”

“In the open air?”

King was surprised. Isn’t it better to find a hidden place for this kind of thing? Is it too wicked to urinate in a park lawn in a city?

“Don’t worry, I don’t feel anyone around, even if we urinate, no one will care about us.”

Venerable Vest took the lead to wait on the lawn.

King slapped his forehead and reluctantly followed. My dignified man is actually doing such a vulgar thing, which is too cheap.

“Tell me about the rules…” The Vest of the vest glanced sideways and said in a low voice, “Look at whoever urinates far away. The one who urinates far away wins.”

“…”

What is the difference between this rule and not mentioned?

King twitched his mouth and nodded silently.

“Well, now that you understand the rules, then… the battle begins!”

Venerable Vest’s eyes narrowed, his arm muscles tightened instantly, his biceps bulged high, his palm violently tugged, slammed, and the zipper was pulled down. He prepared his weapon in an instant, aimed at the target, and prepared. emission!

Ziz!

The cannonball is launched, drawing a perfect parabola, and moving forward toward the enemy!

boom!

The artillery fire roared and landed leisurely, and the air was filled with the special smell of the artillery shells.

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