Can anyone tell me what's going on?

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Chapter 3 The poor monk is an honest man (5/[-] for collection!)

  "Amitabha, Bodhisattva, do you do it yourself or do the poor monk do it?" Jiang Liuer held the fourth immortal rope in his hand.

  "Hahaha!" As if hearing a joke, Lingji showed the flying dragon staff: "Although this seat is not as amazing as your Jin Chanzi, who has been proving Dao for [-] years, I have already It's Da Luo!"

  "Amitabha, the poor monk is offended!" Jiang Liu'er sighed, why are there always people who don't follow the Tao?

  After a while, a scream broke through the barrier and spread outside.

  "what!"

  "Oh, it hurts me to death!"

  "Don't slap in the face, don't slap anyone in the face!"

  "Ow!"

  "I was wrong! I knew I was wrong!"

  In the side room, Sun Wukong sighed: "Why are there always people who can't think of it and want to offend Master?"

  "Who knows, there are still many people who don't believe in evil in this world!" Zhu Bajie replied.

  "If you don't die, you won't die!" The black bear spirit shook his head.

  Monk Sha: ? ? ?

  Why is this road completely different from what I thought?

  An hour later, the screams from the hall finally ended.

  Lingji Bodhisattva, whose nose was blue and his face was swollen, could no longer look like a human being.

  Lingji's mind was filled with only one thought: "Why is this Jin Chanzi's body so strong?"

  "Dip! Congratulations to the host for successfully beating Lingji Bodhisattva to death, and rewarding the host with a body card!"

  "Friction! Friction!"

  At this moment, Lingji Bodhisattva heard a strange sound, and hurriedly struggled to force the swollen old Gao's eyes to open a small slit.

  However, Jiang Liuer came over with a sock in his hand: "Come on! Be good! Open your mouth, it won't hurt very much!"

  ???

  Lingji Bodhisattva's intuition was dark, and he fainted out of anger.

  "Dip! Congratulations to the host for feeding Lingji Bodhisattva with a stinky sock in his mouth, and reward the host with a health card."

  "Okay!" After dealing with Lingji Bodhisattva, Jiang Liuer stood up and clapped his hands, and turned his eyes to the three Buddhist quasi-sages who were already trembling: "It's time for you, this clothes..."

  "Jin Chanzi, if you have something to say, don't be impulsive!"

  "Yeah, one slip can turn into eternal hatred!"

  "Impulse is the root of all evil!"

  The three big bodhisattvas suddenly panicked!

  Nima, if you take off your clothes and hang it up, you won't have to come out to be a human in the future!

  "Amitabha, don't worry, the poor monks are honest people and won't do anything to you!" Jiang Liu'er said gently.

  The three of them breathed a sigh of relief when they heard it, thinking that Jin Chanzi wouldn't offend the three quasi-sage masters at the same time, right?

  "Come on, you are different from that Lingji. You are a quasi-sage. I will give you the treatment you deserve. Pick one for yourself!" Jiang Liuer said with three stinky socks.

  Guanyin: ? ? ?

  Wenshu: ? ? ?

  Puxian: ? ? ?

  pick?What to pick?

  Pick a favorite smelly sock?

  That's why you said you won't tell us how?

  The three of them seemed to be able to imagine the days when they would become the laughing stock of the Three Realms in the future.

  "Or, hand over your spiritual treasure?" While the three of them were panicking, Jiang Liu'er smiled evilly.

  After a stick of incense

  Very good, the person who knows the current affairs is Junjie.

  Holding the suet jade vase, the Wu hook double sword, and the Dunlong stake in his hand, he picked it up again.

  The flying dragon rods dropped by Lingji Bodhisattva are four innate spiritual treasures, three of which are top-grade and one is middle-grade.

  Jiang Liuer left the hall contentedly...

  "Dip! Congratulations to the host for successfully blackmailing Guanyin Bodhisattva to death, and reward the host with a fixed body card!"

  "Drip! Congratulations to the host for successfully blackmailing Manjusri Bodhisattva to death, and reward the host with a fixed card!"

  "Dip! Congratulations to the host for successfully extorting Puxian Bodhisattva to death, and reward the host with a fixed card!"

  "Dip! Congratulations to the host for successfully extorting Lingji Bodhisattva to death, and reward the host with a fixed card!"

  Early the next morning, Jiang Liuer's master and apprentice

  He got up and packed his luggage and left. Not long after the few people left, the originally spacious and bright mansion collapsed and turned into a few dead trees.

  Guanyin, Manjusri, Puxian and Lingji were tied with five flowers and hung on the tree.

  "Now, what's the matter?" Guanyin was a little melancholy...

  Why does this happen every time?

  "I...Should I call for help?" Wenshu thought for a while and said.

  "Then don't you want to lose face?" Puxian was expressionless, and he felt a husky in his heart.

  It's shameful to say it, there is also a Daluo among the three quasi-sage bodhisattvas of Buddhism.

  Jin Xian, was he just shown his IQ and hung on a tree?

  "Woooooo!" Lingji, who still had the smelly socks in his mouth, yelled.

  "what did he say?"

  "do not know……"

  "Then wait, the World Honored finds out that we haven't gone back, and will definitely come to rescue us..."

  "My spirit treasure..."

  "Woooooo!"

  PS: Please collect!Ask for flowers!Ask for a review ticket!Ask for a monthly pass!ask for support~

  There is a mysterious organization called Penguin Junyang, the secret code is: Pa Liu Yi Wu Jiu Wu San Jiu Zero!

  Or directly search: Journey to the West: Tang Sanzang, the madman of death.

  There are red envelopes every day!

Chapter 4 Which sage made the move? (5/[-] for collection!)

  Lingshan Daleiyin Temple

  After speaking a passage of scriptures, the Tathagata Buddha stopped: "Master Guanyin, you tested the perseverance of those who took scriptures from the lower realm. What was the result?"

  ...A needle could be heard quietly falling in Leiyin Temple.

  Everyone looked at each other in dismay, and the newly promoted Quansheng Da Shizhi Bodhisattva stepped forward and said, "Report to the World Honored One, Guanyin Bodhisattva has not returned since he descended to the realm seven days ago."

  ???

  Tathagata was stunned, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart. What the hell?

  "Dragon Subduing Arhat, you go down to the realm to investigate, and see Guanyin Bodhisattva and the others now.

  where is it. "The Tathagata said.

  "Respect the decree!" The Dragon Subduing Arhat led the order to the lower realm. After a while, the Dragon Subduing Arhat ran into the Daleiyin Temple from the outside with a panicked face.

  "Buddha, it's not good, the three Bodhisattvas Guanyin and Manjushri were sealed with mana and tied to a tree together with a monster who couldn't see their feet."

  "What?" Daleiyin Temple immediately became a sensation.

  "My God, those are the three Quasi-Saints!"

  "Who did it?"

  "Could it be that the saint shot?"

  "What about Lingji Bodhisattva?" Tathagata Buddha

  asked quickly.

  "Reporting to the Buddha, I didn't find the appearance of Lingji Bodhisattva," said the Dragon Subduing Arhat.

  "Quick, bring them in." Tathagata Buddha also had the same doubts in his heart. If he could silently seal the three quasi-sages and bind them with mana, I am afraid that there are only three corpses of the saints.

  It's just... which saint intervened to get the scriptures?

  However, he saw the dragon subduing Luohan with a confused look: "That, Buddha, you just let me see where they are, and you didn't let me bring them back."

  Tathagata: I @#¥%…

  An hour later, Guanyin, Manjusri, Puxian and others have already watched

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