Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter 108: Your Majesty, You Are Cancer

It turned out to be brought back by Taibai Doglegs.

This dog leg is very good at coming, and if there are any good things in the mortal world, bring it back to the Jade Emperor to taste.

The heart of Jade Emperor about this is deep.

Therefore, he is the celebrity in front of the Jade Emperor.

Some gods couldn’t help but become curious about this energetic power.

Since the Jade Emperor said it was a good thing, it must be a good thing, and they wanted to taste it too.

at the same time.

Western sky.

Tathagata Buddha is also making arrangements to bring Maitreya Buddhism to the lower realm.

This cigarette must be monopolized from Tang Sanzang’s hands.

It would be even better if Tang Sanzang could be forced to make a great oath.

Following several Maitreya Buddhas approaching Tang Sanzang for cigarettes, the Buddha found that this kid was very good at doing things.

Don’t worry about handing it over to him.

Even the Buddha took the initiative to open the Buddhist treasury, selected some treasures, and gave them to Maitreya Buddha.

Let him buy a lot.

He believes that it will not be long before Taibaijinxing will come to exchange cigarettes again.

Tathagata Buddha must make preparations in advance.

Be an agent, earn a price difference, and make a big difference.

Thinking about it this way, the Tathagata Buddha admired his wit more and more.

“This time we must find a way to completely monopolize cigarettes from Tang Sanzang, and it doesn’t matter if we spend a lot of money.” Tathagata said with earnest heart.

It is one thing to send Maitreya Buddha to the lower realm and monopolize cigarettes. You can also help Guanyin Bodhisattva when necessary to make this difficult.

“Buddha decree.”

Maitreya Buddha took up the post of Buddhism and happily left the realm.

Zhu Ziguo.

Tang Yu and his party walked into the capital and instantly attracted a lot of attention.

Just because they are a group of people, it is really weird.

Tang Yu didn’t care about this.

It is posted on both sides of the capital city wall with notices.

Said that the king was sick.

If anyone can heal the king, he is willing to divide it equally.

This is heart disease.

three years ago.

The Empress of the Golden Saint Palace is taking off for her majesty.

Huang Feng hung over for a while, looting the Empress of Jinsheng Palace.

Since then, the emperor suffered from heart disease.

The main reason is that Golden Retriever’s roar is too rampant.

It didn’t count as looting the Empress of the Golden Saint Palace, and he left a word.

“Labor and capital are the Tai Sui of Qilin Mountain, don’t you agree to do me?”

As the king of a country, how can you tolerate being so provoked.

King Zhu Zi really sent someone to the match to be too old.

It’s just that Qilin Mountain is far away, the march is difficult, and many people died on the road.

There are not many people left at Qilin Mountain.

The result is conceivable, they are monsters, so many people come for nothing.

Regarding this, King Zhu Zi lost a woman, and also paid a lot of money to the people and lost a lot of soldiers.

The country was originally small, but now it has become even weaker.

On the one hand, he was worried that his woman would be given to Yoxi by the monster, and on the other hand, he was worried that other countries would attack.

Under anxiety, King Zhu Zi became ill.

Looking at the notice, Tang Yu hesitated a little.

According to Buddhism’s crippled calves, even if they don’t receive the notice, those Yinbi will try to find a way secretly.

In that case, it might as well take the initiative to follow.

When he reached the imperial list, Tang Yu took the notice directly.

Suddenly the people all around started talking.

Tang Yu turned a blind eye to them.

When I found out where there was a brothel, I took a pig and plunged into it.

Just about to order the girl, a group of soldiers walked in mightily.

The brothel suddenly knelt on the ground.

I thought it was coming to crack down on pornography.

“Who took the emperor’s list?” the leading soldier asked loudly.

Tang Yu frowned. Why was he so anxious that he had to wait for him to finish.

“I picked it up.” Tang Yu stood up.

The leading soldier was taken aback for a moment. He turned out to be a monk and entered the brothel?

“It turns out that it was the eminent monk who took the imperial ranking. If so, please invite the eminent monk to follow me into the palace and see your majesty.”

Thought for a while.

In the palace, girls must be indispensable.

And here are all knelt down, definitely can’t pick up guests.

Also, I took the imperial list myself. If I don’t go to the palace with them, it is very possible to force myself to take me by looking at their appearance.

After considering it, Tang Yu nodded: “Well, I will tell you your Majesty to prepare the banquet.”

The leading soldier hurriedly sent someone back, and very intimately bought a sedan chair for Tang Yu.

Western sky.

Tathagata Buddha sighed.

There was another change.

How can this be good?

Under normal circumstances, according to their setting, Monkey King took the emperor list with curiosity for a while, and diagnosed and treated His Majesty Zhu Ziguo.

But at this moment, it turned out that Tang Sanzang took the initiative to follow, and he still went to the palace to diagnose and treat King Zhu Zi.

Does he know how to heal?

However, there are Maitreya Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva staring at him in secret, and it must be possible to make this difficult to complete anyway.

Thinking about it this way, Tathagata Buddha was a little relieved.

With a few apprentices, followed the guards to the palace.

I heard that someone took the Huangbang.

The minister knelt on the ground and greeted the holy monk.

When he arrived at the emperor’s palace, King Zhu Zi’s face was a little pale: “Knock to the Tang sage.”

Let’s not say that the Datang Saint Monk took over the Emperor List and can treat him.

Just come from Datang, you can’t afford it.

I have heard that this monk is Li Shimin’s imperial brother.

King Zhu Zi naturally became polite.

“Troublesome sacred monk will diagnose and treat me. If my disease can be cured, I am willing to divide it equally.”

“Pull it down, I am not interested in your country. Li Shimin is my elder brother. In a word, Datang has half of mine.”

Things Cao.

I look down on people too much.

King Zhu Zi gave a slight smile on his face: “Yes, yes, the great power of Tang Dynasty, naturally it is far from comparable to small border countries like me.”

Some ministers’ faces were also not good-looking. If it weren’t for the holy monks of Datang, maybe they had already started to cut him off.

Wu Keng’s second nerd and the third stunned all looked at his master.

Along the way, I haven’t heard that my master knows how to heal.

At this moment, some jokes are coming.

“Eat first, and after dinner, I am treating your majesty.”

Tang Yu really doesn’t know how to do medicine, of course, if he wants to, he can directly exchange all kinds of things with the system.

“Quickly, set a banquet.” King Zhu Zi hurriedly gave orders.

Under Tang Yu’s intentional or unintentional reminder, prepare a table of delicacies from the mountains and the sea.

The four masters and apprentices feasted.

After eating and drinking.

After King Zhu Zi was anxious, he pretended to take his pulse slowly.

“You have no pulse?” Tang Yu was a little surprised, how could he not feel his pulse beating.

“Master, you made a mistake.” The second nerd reminded him secretly.

“Ah? Oh.” I touched the back of my hand under this look, no wonder I didn’t feel the pulse beating.

King Zhu Zi looked at him with a hint of suspicion.

He didn’t even know the pulse.

But maybe it is really capable, otherwise it is impossible to take the emperor’s list.

Pretending to be King Zhu Zi’s pulse for a long time.

After a while, Tang Yu opened his eyes and sighed.

With this sigh, King Zhu Zi suddenly became nervous: “Holy monk, how is my illness?”

“Your Majesty, you are cancer.” Tang Yu said.