Jin Yiwei is on duty, signing Fengshen Legs at the beginning

“Candied haws on a stick, three pennies a piece, sour, sweet and delicious!”

“Osmanthus cake, we sell osmanthus cake for ten cents a pound.”

“Let’s cut cakes and sell them. One knife will cost you three cents.”

“Parrot, a talking parrot, you only need three taels of silver to buy one.”

“Selling inflatable dolls. Beautiful inflatable dolls. It only costs a hundred cents and can relieve your loneliness. What are you still hesitating about?”

A certain street in Suzhou City is bustling with traffic and people. It is a bustling scene, and the sounds of various small merchants and hawkers can be heard endlessly.

Huang Shaojie and Zhang Biao, wearing the uniforms of the imperial guards, walked on the streets paved with bluestones and patrolled the streets leisurely.

Passing by the inflatable doll stall, Huang Shaojie couldn’t help but look at it curiously.

Not to mention, it is more lifelike and beautiful than the inflatable doll sold by a certain treasure in his previous life.

“Sir, do you want an inflatable doll? If you like it, you can get a 30% discount.”

The boss asked Huang Shaojie with a lewd smile.

Huang Shaojie rolled his eyes speechlessly, kicked the despicable boss to the ground, and walked away with Zhang Biao.

“You can’t hit someone if you don’t buy it, right? It’s already 30% off, why do I still want to give it to you for free?”

The boss climbed up from the ground with his hands on his chest and muttered quietly as he watched Huang Shaojie leave.

“Parrot, a talking parrot, I will definitely make you happy if you buy it home!”

“Hey, can your parrot really talk?”

Passing by the stall selling parrots, Zhang Biao couldn’t help but stop and asked.

The boss cupped his hand and said with a respectful smile: “Don’t worry, Mr. Cha, I’m a budgerigar. Not only can I talk, but I can also make people happy.”

“oh?”

Zhang Biao suddenly became interested and whistled at the green parrot in the cage, “Come on, tell me a few words.”

“Bah! You corrupt officials will bully and plunder the people! Sooner or later, you will receive retribution. The sky will strike you like lightning, and you will not die a good death!”

The green-haired parrot raised its head and shouted at Zhang Biao with a very angry tone, imitating it very well.

Zhang Biao’s nose was so angry that he took out the saber from his waist, put it on the boss’s neck, and shouted angrily:

“Okay, you old guy, you taught me these words, right?”

The boss was so frightened that his face turned pale. He fell to his knees and kept kowtowing: “I’m sorry, sir! This parrot was told by others. It’s none of my business. I really didn’t teach you anything.” This beast has never said such a thing before!”

Zhang Biao was about to get angry, but Huang Shaojie stopped him and said with a smile: “Forget it, don’t argue with a mean-mouthed bird.”

Zhang Biao then gave up and put the knife into its scabbard.

“Thank you very much, gentlemen! It’s all my fault that I don’t discipline this beast properly. I’ll kill it when I get home.”

The boss got up from the ground, wiped his sweat and bowed to the two guards in imperial robes to apologize.

“Help! Help! Someone is trying to kill the bird…Buy this bird quickly!”

The green parrot screamed in fright, flapped its wings and kept screaming in the cage. It looked like it was really frightened.

Huang Shaojie was amused by the bird and said to the boss: “I bought this bird. How much money does it cost?”

It would be nice to buy such a smart and interesting bird back and play with it for a while.

Moreover, he felt that this bird might not be an ordinary parrot.

The boss waved his hands repeatedly: “I just want to give it to you. Where can I get your money?”

Huang Shaojie said with a smile: “If I accept your bird in vain, won’t it have to call me a dirty official who bullies the people every day in the future?”

After that, he took out an ingot of five taels of silver from his body and threw it to the boss, “Take it, there’s no need to look for it.”

The boss gratefully collected the money and then handed the birdcage to Huang Shaojie.

“Fortunately, someone bought it. I was really scared to death.”

The parrot in the cage finally stopped flapping. He patted its belly with his right wing and let out a long sigh of relief in a human tone.

Huang Shaojie stretched out his finger and flicked the parrot’s head: “If you talk nonsense again, do you believe I will burn you?”

The parrot immediately fell down in the cage and pretended to be dead.

This made Huang Shaojie and Zhang Biao burst into laughter.

Carrying a birdcage, he continued to wander the streets.

…..

“Boss, give me a slice of cake.”

On the street in the distance, a beautiful woman with black hair and a skirt walked to the cake-cutting stall with a basket and said.

“Good!”

The boss stabbed it and weighed it, “There are three taels of silver in total.”

“What? You want to sell a cut cake for three taels of silver. Why don’t you go and grab it?”

The beautiful woman opened her mouth wide in shock and shouted angrily at the cake-cutting boss.

The boss is not tall, but he is very strong, and his appearance is very ugly and ferocious.

He held a bright cake-cutting knife in his hand, and said harshly to the beautiful woman in Chu Guoyu:

“I’m a serious businessman, and I didn’t rip off customers. I didn’t say it so harshly! Hurry up and take out the money.”

The beautiful woman said angrily: “You just said that a knife only costs three taels of silver. Why do you charge me three taels of silver now and say it’s not a rip off?”

The cake-cutting boss sneered: “You bitch, you’re deaf, aren’t you? I just said one knife and three taels of silver, who told you how many copper coins?”

The beautiful woman was angry and angry. She turned around and was about to leave, but the cake-cutting boss grabbed her by the arm.

“You bought my cut cake and want to leave without paying any money. What a beautiful idea!”

With that said, he directly picked up the piece of cake and threw it into the beautiful woman’s bamboo basket.

“You…if you don’t let go, I’ll call someone.” The beautiful woman was so angry that she was shaking all over, frightened and frightened, and she shouted, “Here comes someone, this person wants to blackmail me…”

“Don’t listen to this little woman’s nonsense. She bought my cut cake after we had agreed on a price, and then left without paying. You are the one to judge!”

Passers-by looked over one after another, but when they saw the cake-cutting boss holding a bright cutting knife in his hand and looking fierce, they didn’t dare to meddle in other people’s business.

“Brother Zhang, what happened there?”

From a distance, Huang Shaojie saw the cake-cutting boss grabbing the hand of a young woman, but the young woman was shouting in horror.

“Let’s go and take a look.”

The two of them quickly came to the cake-cutting stall.

At this time, the cake-cutting boss was reaching out to feel the money on the young woman’s body, and also took the opportunity to squeeze a few hard on the beautiful woman’s plump breasts and round butt.

“What?”

Zhang Biao stepped forward and shouted coldly at the cake-cutting boss.

When the cake-cutting boss saw the two official servants coming, he took his hands out of the young woman’s body, cupped them and said with a smile:

“The two policemen didn’t know something. This woman bought my cut cake and wanted to leave without paying for it, so the villain grabbed her and asked for the money she paid for selling the cut cake.”

“It’s not like that.” The woman angrily pointed at the cake-cutting boss and angrily said, “Two poor men, this sinister boss promised to cut cakes for a few cents a piece, but in the end he wanted to take three taels of silver from the slave’s family, and the slave’s family didn’t want it. He grabbed me by force and took several taels of silver from my body. He even touched me several times and pinched me so much that it hurt!”

As the woman spoke, she raised her sleeves to cover her face and sobbed in shame and anger.