It’s No Use Calling Me Mom

    The high-spirited Zhao Guiren, no, it's Zhao Guifei, Zhao Guifei stood in the main hall of Zhongcui Palace and pointed to the palace maids and eunuchs who came and went to move things and put things on display. Good point pointing.

    Can you be unhappy? Thinking of her as a powerless and powerless commoner from the market, she climbed to the position of a noble concubine within two or three years after entering the palace. Looking at the entire harem, the encounter like her was only the previous Gao Guifei.

    Thinking of Concubine Gao, Concubine Zhao slowly walked to the door of the main hall and looked at the east side hall with the doors and windows closed for a while, hum! Now that his grade is higher than hers, in this Zhong Cui Palace, the only person who can call himself the Palace in the future can only be himself, but not her Gao family.

    "Ben Gong, Ben Gong." Concubine Zhao slowly muttered to herself twice, she couldn't help laughing for a while, and she laughed so hard The seventh prince in his arms turned his head around and looked around.

    Looking at the cute little appearance of the Seventh Prince, Concubine Zhao stepped forward and took him from the palace maid, hugged him in her arms, and kissed him twice: " Mother's be careful, you have to grow up in peace, it's up to you whether your grandfather's family can be named a marquis or not."

    Concubine Zhao in the main hall was at ease, but Concubine Gao in the side hall was about to burst.

    This Zhongcui Palace, since the emperor ascended the throne, is his own, low-level concubines themselves are not allowed to live with them, and now the main hall is actually owned by the Zhao family The **** got his finger on it?

     Queen Wang, she definitely did it on purpose! She deliberately brought the Zhao family to Zhong Cui Palace to disgust herself!

    Good good good good! I have said long ago that this Wang family's goodness is all fake, but in fact this **** is ruthless.

    If she was really virtuous, she would not have arranged for Mrs. Zhao, who had a holiday with her, to come to this Zhongcui Palace.

    Looking at the harem, the one who can often be favored, except myself, is the Zhao family. The harem knows it.

    At the beginning, I relied on her high status, but she tossed her a lot, but now she is higher than herself, and the Queen has made her the master of Zhongcui Palace Hall, doesn't this make it clear that he will fight with Zhao's arena?

    I am not afraid of that Zhao family, the question is, what does the emperor think? Why did he agree to let the Zhao family move to this Zhong Cui Palace? Could it be that in His Majesty's heart, can the Zhao family be on par with him?

    Listening to the faint movement from the main hall, Concubine Gao was anxious and annoyed, and almost bit her silver tooth, she couldn't let the emperor be defeated by Wang's The hypocrisy is deceived! It's been almost a month since I've been grounded, and it's time to tell the emperor about his grievances.

    The rather literate concubine sat down at the table and wrote a sad and tactful poem, complaining about the ruthlessness and indifference of the emperor, and telling her The emperor's thoughts and inner grievances.

    After the poem was sealed, she thought of the two dazzling flesh on Mrs. Zhao's chest in the main hall, and she crossed her heart to embroider a light yellow daffodils on her azure tulle Flower's apron and envelope are together.

     Summoned the only remaining confidant of the palace, and explained it like this, the palace servant took the order and went out with the burden.

    As soon as the palace staff left, Concubine Gao frantically ordered people to prepare water. She wanted to bathe and dress up, waiting for the arrival of the emperor, she was sure that the emperor would come!

    There are no less than seventy or eighty concubines in the entire harem.

    Beauty? Among the concubines and concubines in the harem, there are not ten or eight who are more beautiful than him, and he is not the best among them.

    By family background? His father is only a fifth-rank local official, let alone attracting the attention of the emperor, he can only meet the emperor when he returns to Beijing to report his duties after three years of tenure.

    By talent? This is nonsense. I only know how to write a few neat little poems, but compared to Li Concubine, who is very talented and good at writing essays, and Zhang Guiren, who writes and writes poetry, I don’t have enough ink in my stomach. .

    By children? I have both sons and daughters, but the four concubines, Xian, Shu, Zhuang, and Jing, were all canonized as concubines because they gave birth to princes. I didn't see any of them being favored by the emperor, and the number of times they went to their palaces was extremely limited.

    So I rely on my temperament, which is the temperament that suits the emperor's taste.

    Just like that letter, which of the other concubines did not clamp their tails and behave as men after being punished? Who dares to complain about the emperor? I dared to do it myself, and I was confident that the emperor would not be angry when he read the complaint in the letter, but he would also feel sorry for himself. If he felt distressed, wouldn't he have to visit him?

    Concubine Gao carefully cleaned up her body under the service of the palace servants, while secretly calculating in her heart, when the emperor came, she would sue the queen well, She had to reveal her hypocrisy, and along the way, she had to expel the Zhao family from Zhong Cui Palace! I don't want to live under the same roof as the pig butcher's daughter!

    The fragrant soup bathed in green salt to clean her teeth, and after she cleaned herself up and sprayed the fragrance, Gao Fei was wearing a very light gauze nest on the couch with her head raised. Waiting for His Majesty the Emperor to come.

    The left can't wait, the right can't wait, where did the emperor go? The confidant did not come back. Could it be that the confidant did not see the emperor? Or was His Majesty the Emperor busy with state affairs and did not return to the harem?

    His Majesty the Emperor, who was eagerly awaited by Concubine Gao, has now returned to the harem.

    In Wang Qingqing's Changchun Palace, His Majesty the Emperor, with an uneasy face, read the letter in his hand, and placed it on the small table at hand, facing the side The palace servants held the sky-blue tulle embroidered with light yellow daffodils in the tray, and they didn't even bother to glance at it.

    "Indecent!" Wang Qingqing put the tea cup in her hand on the small table: "As one of the six concubines in the palace, Mrs. Gao Acting in such a wrong way? It's a shame that the concubine felt that she was punished severely a few days ago, but now it seems that the concubine's punishment was too light, and she allowed her to be so arrogant and frivolous!"

    The anger at Wang Qingqing, the emperor's majesty showed a bit of embarrassment, if the letter and the obscene clothes sent by Gao hadn't been caught by the queen When he gets it in the public eye, he will only think it is fun, and it is the pleasure of the boudoir, and he will definitely reply with interest.

    Unfortunately, this matter was caught by the queen, Wang Qingqing put the "frivolous" hat on Gao in front of many palace servants Going up, as a wise and wise prince, it is definitely not possible to plead for the "frivolous, arrogant and arrogant" concubine again.

    After scolding Concubine Gao in front of the emperor, Wang Qingqing covered her face with a handkerchief, choked up with embarrassment on her face The lustful emperor apologized: "The concubine is guilty, the concubine is sorry for your majesty's trustworthiness, and I am sorry for the entrustment of the queen mother. It is the incompetence of the concubine that caused the harem to be so miserable."

    Wang Qingqing is not wrong, it is not appropriate to intercede for Gao, and it is not what he wants to follow Wang Qingqing to reprimand Gao again, what can His Majesty do? ? He had no choice but to say, "It's okay with Ah Qing, it's Gao's ignorance."

    The palace maid Shunyi handed Wang Qingqing a cup of hot tea: "Madam, calm down, last time you faced the wall for ten days, your legs were so swollen that you couldn't stand. You have done enough, everyone in the harem, so you mustn't blame yourself any more."

    When the emperor heard this, he hurriedly asked: "There is still such a thing? Why don't you send someone to report it to me? Ah Qing is better now?"

    "It's not a big deal, but it's only been painful for a few days." Wang Qingqing wiped her tears with a handkerchief and said calmly: "Your Majesty is busy with state affairs, why are some trivial things disturbing? His Majesty."

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    His Majesty the Emperor is ready to reward himself to the hardworking Wang Qingqing.

    You must know that the queen is ordinary in appearance. She has been married to the emperor for more than ten years. Now, for His Majesty the Emperor, staying in Changchun Palace is just forcing yourself to pinch your nose and eat old vegetables.

    It's just that now the sweetheart baby has made a mistake, the queen would rather be wronged herself without being too harsh on Gao. The Queen expressed her gratitude.

    Therefore, His Majesty the Emperor decided to put the Queen to sleep once tonight as a token of gratitude.

    Look at what the emperor means, is he going to stay in Changchun Palace?

    The emperor's words shocked Wang Qingqing, oh my go, even if I don't do anything, I don't want to share a bed with a public cucumber Sleep together!

    "Your Majesty, the seventh prince is young, and Concubine Zhao is always timid and docile. Today, her mother and son have just moved into the Zhongcui Palace. I wonder if they can sleep comfortably?" Wang Qingqing was full of worries Color: "Why don't your majesty go to visit and give her mother and son peace of mind."

    When I mentioned the Zhao family, His Majesty the Emperor thought of her good skin and two huge pink peaches on her chest. A fire started.

    The queen understands what she means. Since she refuses, it is inconvenient.

    "That's the case, I'll go and see one or two." His Majesty the emperor, who didn't have to force himself to eat the old cabbage gang, accepted Wang Qingqing's kindness unceremoniously. Pidianer drove the Zhongcui Palace.

    The side hall of Zhong Cui Palace was guarded by palace staff sent by Wang Qingqing.

    "Your Majesty!" Concubine Zhao, who was wandering around the palace with satisfaction, saw the emperor's arrival, she was so surprised that she didn't know what to say, she was about to Greeting the emperor in a proper manner, suddenly thinking of Queen Wang's words, she suddenly bent her knees and performed a simple blessing ceremony very casually, and went up to grab the emperor's sleeve.

    "Your Majesty, come quickly!" Concubine Zhao had a bright smile on her face, her eyes were shining: "Look, Your Majesty, is the concubine arranged like this? "

    The emperor who was pulled by Concubine Zhao's sleeve and dragged directly into the inner hall did not get angry, nor did he reprimand Concubine Zhao for misbehavior, he followed with great interest Concubine Zhao Gui took a look at the rearranged Zhong Cui Palace.

    After visiting the palace in Concubine Zhao's speechless commentary, she went to the side hall to take a look at the seven princes who had been asleep long ago. Hot water is ready.

    The Emperor went down to the clean room to wash up. If she wanted to leave the past, Zhao Guifei had to hurry up and wash up in another small room, then lie down on the bed and wait tremblingly for the emperor Your Majesty's blessing.

    Tonight, Concubine Zhao didn't want to do this. The emperor was not displeased by her simple etiquette earlier. Joy.

    The emperor's performance made Concubine Zhao revolve several times in her heart. She believed Wang Qingqing's words completely.

    Concubine Zhao changed into a light gauze, took a robe to wrap the gauze tightly, and broke into the clean room, where there were eunuchs Waiting for the emperor to take a bath, Concubine Zhao grabbed the loofah from the eunuch's hand: "Your Majesty, my concubine is here to help you rub your back."

    His Majesty the Emperor laughed: "You still serve people?"

    "You can learn from a concubine." Concubine Zhao smiled at the emperor, dipped a loofah with water and wiped the emperor's body: "You are the husband of a concubine. , how could the concubine not serve you?"

    "Good good." The emperor laughed happily: "Today I will enjoy your service."

    "Oops!" Concubine Zhao wiped the emperor's bath, and wet the robe with three strokes or two, so panicked that she quickly dropped the loofah and twisted it His soaked sleeves: "The robe is wet, how can this be good."

    "If it gets wet, it's wet, just change another one." It's just a robe, and His Majesty the Emperor doesn't care.

    "Your Majesty said it lightly." Concubine Zhao twisted her sleeves and gave the emperor a charming white look: "This is the first time this robe is worn by a concubine. I can't wear it after seeing the water, it's a pity, this is the concubine's favorite piece."

    Concubine Zhao's white eyes not only did not annoy the emperor, but her annoyance even made His Majesty the emperor amused: "Shit! Who asked you to wear it to serve I, won't you wear a small shirt?"

    "The concubine changed her clothes." Concubine Zhao looked at the eunuchs standing beside her and pouted, "Isn't there someone under her?"

    This is not accustomed to having eunuchs to serve, the emperor can fully understand, although eunuchs are rootless people, after all, they still look male, many of them are new to the palace. The concubines are not used to it.

    "You all go down." The emperor waved his hands and drove all his servants out. Sha Xiaoyi went to serve the emperor.

    Thick robes can get wet, and tulle jackets can get wet too, without much effort, Zhao Guifei’s soaked jackets stick like layers of leather On her, the delicate figure under the looming gauze made the emperor thirsty.

    The emperor stretched out his hand and pulled Zhao Guifei into the tub. Just turned off the lights.

    In the east side hall, the high concubine, who was also covered in tulle, watched the lights go out in the main hall from the cracks in the window, trembling all over, hating her facial features. twisted.

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    Book of Jin. After the "Biography of the Queen", although he was in a high-ranking position, he did not forget his simple career, he was devoted to spinning, his utensils and clothes were unliterate, and his clothes were washed and washed, and his food did not taste good.

     "Da Ming □ □ High Emperor Records": (Queen Ma) The ordinary clothes are well practiced, and the clothes are washed, and they don't like extravagance. Although the quilt is bad, it is not easy to bear.

    These two historical facts record that the king and queen of the Jin Dynasty and the queen of the Ming Dynasty wore washed clothes because they were extremely frugal, so the ancient nobles did not wear them. washed clothes.

    The commoners are different, forget which book it wrote, a woman was criticized for being extravagant and wasteful for owning five clothes! So glad I live in modern times (dog head)

    They are so wasteful! (Condemnation) It's nice to have money! (envious)