Is this really just an RPG? !

Chapter 1 - Preparation time for trouble (3)

From the endless library, you can learn about the characteristics of the heroes of the past dynasties.

Even including their unique abilities.

As the newest brave man, I will naturally try to understand these things, but in the end I inexplicably come to an extremely subtle conclusion: as long as a brave man has the ability of "accidental situation B+". Specifically, it is "it is easy to encounter unexpected situations" and "the unexpected situations encountered are always related to the things you are dealing with", so "you can meet Lilith and Emily even if you just go to a place to rest" "I'm only slightly surprised by this situation.

but……

What's happening here?

Why is there sitting across from me a nun, Miss Sen, who can eat with grace while making the number of empty plates increase at an incomprehensible rate?

Could it be that she will be one of the important figures in this incident?

"Neil, don't you want to eat?"

"ah……"

I seem to be in a daze for too long.

"Try this."

"Barbecue, seems to have added a lot of condiments... Mick?"

Because the taste in the meat slices is too familiar, it reminds me of a food I encountered when I was traveling. It is a barbecue dish made of local specialty sheep. The processing method is also very ordinary, which can be said to be nothing. Special place, the only thing that impresses me is this seasoning called Mick.

Special sauce for barbecue with the juice squeezed from the tree fruit of the same name and a variety of common seasonings.

Because I was too hungry, I patronized to fill my stomach, and set off early in the morning the next day, only to realize that I didn’t ask how to make this sauce, which is one of the rare regrets in my life. .

"Thank you for knowing the name of this sauce."

Lilith looked at me with a little admiration, but I wasn't proud of it at all.

Because the words "so brave and Qiuqiu are foodies" are written on her face.

Ah... I don't mean to tell from the expression or eyes.

Everything is taken literally.

"You have words on your face."

"Eh? Brave, what are you talking about! Concentrate on eating meat, and learn from Qiuqiu on your left."

Lilith let out a "hahahaha" laugh.

It sounded extremely stiff, as if laughing on purpose.

The words on her face also disappeared in a blink of an eye. I think it should be a prank she made with magic... Anyway, it is not the first time she has done this.

As far as I know, "Her Majesty the Witch of the Destruction of the Alexander Empire" will always do a lot of troublesome behaviors unconsciously. In addition, they have been acting together during this period of time. I can't understand it, and I can pretend I haven't seen it.

But what she did just now was definitely on purpose.

He showed it to me on purpose, and turned his face to face me on purpose.

Even enlarged the word "foodie".

"I don't want to learn from such a bad guy at all... Oh, she won't be seen by anyone. Only a few of us can see her. I have already exposed my true nature in front of acquaintances, so there is no need to hide it. Bar."

"Ah...that's great."

"..."

Lilith's words really made me a little unable to continue.

Could it be that this princess is actually...?

While thinking, I put the meat on the plate into my mouth.

At that moment, my thoughts stopped.

The strong taste in my mouth prevented me from concentrating on Lilith's affairs. This barbecue, whether it is taste, softness, or the temperature that is a bit hot, is so just right, and its characteristics are so well matched, as if all barbecues should be like this.

Obviously there is quite a lot of oil, which should make people feel greasy, but because of the Mick sauce, the greasy feeling can be controlled to a just right level.

What a great meat dish.

I suddenly understood why Miss Sen behaved like this.

In the face of this kind of happy food, no matter what you eat, you can't overestimate it!

The most important thing is the texture of this meat. I really can't tell what kind of creature it is from.

"Lilith, what kind of meat is this?"

"Huh? Guffler Meat."

"Gufley?"

I tried my best to recall, but I couldn't find any information about this creature from my memory.

Besides, the name "Gefuli" is too strange! It sounds like it was thrown together randomly.

"I mean, goblins! This is fresh goblin leg."

"..."

"Don't you understand? Goblins are the kind of miscellaneous soldiers who are sent to the brave to improve their experience and then level up!"

"..."

It's not that I don't understand.

It would be better to say that the second half of Lilith's sentence is even more inexplicable.

I just... After learning the truth, I felt a mysterious nausea, wanting to spit out everything I just ate, including breakfast, as if this was the only way to ensure that I would not fall into any strange abnormal state. If you think about it carefully, creatures like goblins are not edible creatures no matter what! Even if you tell me it's made from slime, it's more reassuring than saying it's made from goblin meat.

Anyway, I also watched the incredible teaching course "How to Eat Slime Properly".

——By the way, the teacher in charge of teaching is Qiuqiu who is eating at an exaggerated speed next to me at this moment.

Think about it carefully, since monsters and beasts can eat people, it is normal for people to eat monsters and beasts. After all, this is the competition of nature, and if monsters can be used as ingredients to make good dishes, it can also ease the burden. There is a food crisis in many places, because monsters are always characterized by a large base and rapid reproduction. When using manpower to expel and hunt monsters, it will not be a pure loss.

However, this is just my thoughts.

Physiologically, I still reject dishes made with this kind of ingredients.

——I really miss the home-cooked dishes I tasted in the Alexander Empire.

I turned my head away and thought about it while looking out the window.

"Oh! Regarding the preparations, how are your highness and senior sister doing?"

The topic has been off track for so long, so it should be back on track.

I try to divert the attention of the few people in front of me to what I have to do next.

"Okay……"

It was rare that Emily would give such a reluctant answer.

I don't know what she did when Qiuqiu and I went to the Adventurer's Association. It is not an easy task to get back the crown that Julie wants from the ice dragon. Dragons like shiny and precious treasures, especially the treasures in their own hands, unless the other party suddenly changes their mood to play for a reward. Otherwise it will be difficult to take that object from the dragon's protection without a fight.

It's just so unreasonable.

But they are so powerful that 99% of the creatures on the entire continent dare not provoke them.

Although according to the information given by Qiuqiu, the current Lord of the Ice Field is just an immature young dragon. His parents and sister left the land where they have been inhabiting for some reason, and only the male young dragon survive alone. This does not mean that things will become easier to handle, but it will be more difficult to make a choice.

Young dragons are not as stable as adults.

They are like bear children with great power, and there is no possibility of reasoning.

"The most troublesome thing is that if you call, you may call your parents, which makes the situation worse."

After telling the three women in front of me about the information I got, I add this personal thought.

A little stomach ache.

After learning about the content of this commission from Julie, I don't think it's an easy task. First of all, to enter the Yongdong Plain and find the ice dragon's lair alive is a task that requires a considerable amount of work. What's more, stealing his treasure from the dragon's nose is an act of courting death.

"I always feel that I must have done too much to accept this kind of commission."

"Don't feel it, it's the truth."

Emily looked up and squinted at me.

I was a little guilty by her stare.

It seems that if it weren't for the fact that I was involved in such a complicated matter, Emily could go back to the academy as long as she went to the permafrost to find the materials she needed and practiced the potion that could restore her body's age! I don't know how the college is being rebuilt now. Because of the destruction of Melville, a quarter of the college was unusable, and a large part of the reconstruction work was placed on the restoration ground.

Thinking about it this way, I seem to be running in time, right?

At least he wasn't pulled over to help with the academy.

"It always feels like the brave is planning something bad."

"Eh?"

"stare……"

"No no no! I was just thinking about how to get the crown! Seriously!"

I looked at Lilith seriously, trying to make her believe my words.

Unfortunately, the other party gave me a subtle look back.

"I said……"

Sen, who had been struggling all this time, finally spoke.

"You guys have been talking for so long, haven't you prepared how to deal with the ice monster?"

Me: Huh?

Lilith: Huh?

Emily: Huh?

Qiuqiu: Mmmmm, cough cough!

Wait! It seems that there is a different style of painting just now?

"Didn't you do any research?"

Sen asked again, but unfortunately, after I, Emily, and Lilith looked at each other, I came to the same conclusion: I didn't think about this question from beginning to end. Because everyone present has encountered such things as monsters. Unless it is a particularly powerful one, there is no need to think about countermeasures.

"The monsters in the permafrost are not the ones you often see."

"no?"

Emily subconsciously turned her attention to Sen.

"It's just that they have a very special temper, and they will give you a... Emmm... Do you understand?"

Sem said while spreading the five fingers of both hands, and then connecting the ten fingers, which looked like she was grabbing a spherical object, and then her arms waved, and the two hands separated suddenly. I just understand what he roughly described, but I just can't figure out why sign language is used to notify others of this kind of thing.

What if someone doesn't understand?

After all, in this world, I don't feel strange about anything happening.

"That's right, once they are stimulated, Neil will drop!"

"That's it! They actually dropped Neil!"

There was a surprised expression on Lilith's face, and she quickly covered her mouth with her right hand.

——Although I really want to complain about her raising her hand slower than her expression, but what does that Neil drop mean?

"What? They will drop the hero at every turn?"

Emily also expressed her surprise, and poked the bone on the plate into two sections with a fork.

——I don’t know exactly how much her power is, but I think brave should not be a verb.

"Hey! It seems to be like this! The monsters unique to the ice field are more irritable, and if they disagree with each other, they will lose their masters!"

Even Qiuqiu dropped the knife and fork in his hand.

"Should I, should I complain about your words?"

I felt a headache, and I squeezed my brow with the thumb of my right hand, trying to calm down my emotions in this way. Basically I can understand what Sen is saying, but I can't understand why the rest of them say that about me, even if I have most of the attack methods, it will cause a series of explosions and unevenness of the ground.

——I suspect that my unlucky life must be because Mother Earth is no longer caring for me.

"Can you stop now? I think I understand well, Miss Sen is talking about an explosion, right?"

"Um."

"What kind of explosion method?"

"The group of guys are almost all Wryyyy characters, as long as they are poked, they will try their best to rush to you, and then detonate their magic core."

"..."

What do these monsters believe in!

Why are you so rude!

"Even if you don't provoke them, they will explode because of each other, and then there will be chain explosions."

"..."

So how come such a group of monsters have not become extinct until now!

"Unfortunately, the only thing that can compare with their self-destruct ability is their fertility and growth rate."

"……oh."

After being helpless for a long time, I could only choke out a single syllable in response.

I'm starting to regret accepting the princess' commission.

I don't know if it's too late to return to the prison in Sihaigang.

Finding the dragon's lair from the extremely cold ice field is not an easy task. I have already prepared for it, but I didn't expect the reality to be so cruel. I really don't know what kind of mentality Lindsay, the creator god, created this strange creature.

"This is just a kind, the name is Boom Boom, it looks round and furry and cute."

"But it's actually dangerous."

I narrowed my eyes and Sen immediately nodded in agreement with my comment, paused for a moment, and continued.

"In addition to this, there are two other types, namely Peng Donghong's snowman who hits you with snowballs, a humanoid monster with hair all over its body," swallowed some unknown vegetable on the fork , took another big sip of water, this time Sen didn't lift his head up, "Besides, the snow girl, her own existence will cause a blizzard that can freeze most creatures."

"Is there a way to solve it?"

Sen's tone sounded very stable and without any fluctuations, as if he was simply reading the introduction of a certain book. Emily probably deduced from this that she should know how to deal with it accordingly. But I don't think the matter can be solved so easily, maybe most people will mistakenly think that Sen is a reliable nun! However, I can't think of it this way. Her appearance and identity can't fully express the essence of who she is.

If you really want to describe it, it would be better to say that it exists like an adjudicator.

This is what I got when I dealt with the head demon with her.

Qiuqiu is still lazily fiddling with the food on the plate. As the most lazy elf partner in this century, as long as she doesn't ask questions, she will never take the initiative to find answers...Of course, I also doubted whether she was caught With this setting, there was an urge to delve deeper, but this urge completely dissipated within half a day.

——Sometimes she doesn't think so much, maybe it will be more convenient for me to act!

——Besides, such a Qiuqiu would be more childish.

Lilith's attention was on Ron.

Seeing that pure white cat, I unconsciously thought of Roger from the Demon Space.

——Do you want to find some time to stroll around the cat?

Just when I was distracted, Sen finally planned to explain how to deal with those three strange ice monsters.

"Boom Boom can't fly, and his jumping ability is also very poor. You just need to fly over them, but the 'pure white fluff' you need is the whitest hair on Boom Boom's body, which means you have to find a way to seduce them. Get a single Boom Boom, find a way to make it unconscious, and find that hair while it's unconscious."

"The whitest?"

I tried my best to restrain my facial muscles, hoping I didn't make any too weird expressions.

"Ah!" Sen nodded, taking it for granted, "Boom Boom's hairs are almost all gray, only the only hair connected to their magic core is pure white."

"Oh...wait a minute, magic core?"

I almost spit out all the water I drank in my mouth.

Even though I tried my best to swallow it, the result is that I still feel that my throat is very uncomfortable.

——Almost became a hero who was choked to death.

"Yeah, so if you pull it out, run quickly, or it will explode."

"..."

I turned my head to look at Emily and Lilith, only to find that they had the same expression as me at this moment.

"Ahem, don't be so surprised, the next snowman, this is not too troublesome."

That's right, but I clearly saw Sen making a swallowing motion.

Maybe this "not very troublesome" is just the result of comparison with the last hair-plucking.

"Snowmen will encounter them no matter what. It is not a problem to directly break through by force. It may consume a lot of stamina and mana, so the best choice is to have a snowball fight with the snowman, but most of the snowballs thrown by the snowman will be dropped by Neil. .”

"..."

Can you stop describing it this way?

I know that I do some damage every now and then, so I don't need to use it repeatedly as a meme.

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