Haotian:"Still better than me?"
"I don’t know who was pissed on by the monkey!"
Haotian smiled and looked at Tathagata in front of him!
Smiling slightly!
"But I pinned him under Wuzhi Mountain for endless years, unable to move!"
"This is not a strong proof!"
Tathagata raised his hand and said directly!
There was a smile on his face!
"I squeezed a monkey and got pissed on my hand! Still better than me?"
Haotian looked at Tathagata in front of him with a strange look!
"I have ten thousand Buddhas in the Western Heaven and countless Bodhisattvas and Arhats under my command!"
"He is the leader of Buddhism!"
Tathagata looked at Haotian in front of him and said seriously, with seriousness in his eyes!
"Was your hand peed on in front of thousands of Buddhas and countless Bodhisattvas and Arhats in the West?"
"It has been seen by Buddhist people!"
"No, the whole prehistoric period saw it!"
Haotian looked happily at the Tathagata in front of him!
"you! The Buddhas of the past, the Buddhas of the future, and the ancient Buddhas who burn lamps are all my subordinates!"
"Got a reminder from the future Buddha and got pissed on by a monkey?"
Haotian looked at Tathagata in front of him!
"you you you!"
"Can you say something else!"
Tathagata pointed at Haotian and said angrily!
Obviously this guy made him very angry!
"OK OK!"
"Your mother is a bird!"
"you!"
"Your uncle is a roc!"
"you!"
"Your grandma is a bird too!"
"Didn’t you say yesterday that you wouldn’t talk about family matters?"
Tathagata suddenly thought of what Haotian said yesterday!
He spoke for the first time!
"All right!"
"You were peed on by a monkey!"
Haotian looked at Tathagata happily!
Are you angry? It's okay to be angry. That's what you said to me yesterday!
It's absolutely disgusting!
"you you you you!"
Tathagata looked at this guy in surprise!
This guy has actually become smarter!
"be careful!"
"I heard that after you suppressed the monkey, you even lost your hand!"
Seeing Tathagata about to leave, Haotian continued to strike!
His eyes were full of disdain!
"Okay, okay, you win!"】
"I went there, but I didn’t expect that the Emperor of Heaven would actually use the same method!"
"Tathagata Buddha:"What he said are all my words!""
"The number of appearances of the Great Sage is really large!"
"you do not say!"
"Didn’t the previous scene say that the Great Sage is the son of Ying Jie!"
"Who is the son of Ying Jie?"
"have no idea!"
"Forehead!"
"............."
Seeing Haotian using the same method, everyone in the world was dumbfounded!
They didn't expect that Haotian would actually use such methods!
It’s simply that Tathagata’s methods have been transferred here!
"Forehead!"
"Why is it me again! Are you out of words?"
At this moment, Sun Wukong was staring at the sky!
He originally said that Zhu Bajie would come next!
"Brother Monkey, just get used to it!"
"I estimate that the number of times I've been on the screen is less than one-tenth of yours!"
Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong happily and laughed out loud!
Sha Wujing also had a smile on his face because Haotian got back the game!
But at this time, Tang Seng's face turned dark!
"Huhuhu, don’t be angry!"
"It’s just a second creation video!"
"Buddha and Emperor of Heaven should not be like this!"
Tang Seng took a few deep breaths and slowly looked up at the sky!
He felt that it was time for him to take a good breather!
"That’s it!"
At this time, Sun Wukong shook his head helplessly!
Now he is used to it! He doesn't want to say anything more!
There will probably be a lot of videos of himself in the future!
It's better to get used to it earlier!
At this time, Tianmu's Beside!
Two small screens appeared again!
The figures of Haotian and Tathagata were reflected in them!
At this time, the people in the world also looked at them!
There was curiosity in their eyes!
They were curious, this Are the two of you the same as in the video?
Tathagata Buddha, who was in the chaos at this moment, saw himself in the picture! He felt depressed for a while!
Then he silently looked at his right hand!
It seemed that there was still urinary odor on it!
If he had known this, he would have never let the monkey urinate on his hands! He should have taken action directly!
Tathagata thought! He felt helpless for a while!
Then he looked directly towards the heaven!
Then he saw Haotian is suppressing a smile!
"God, is this too much?"
Tathagata said in a deep voice!
There was dissatisfaction on his face!
"Didn't Tathagata Buddha smile just now?"
Haotian heard Tathagata speak first!
He also stopped smiling and looked at Tathagata silently!
"Hum, the video is telling the truth!"
"It seems to me too!"
Tathagata and Haotian looked at each other, with anger in their eyes!
"Humph, be optimistic about Heaven, just in case someone takes it to Lingxiao again!"
Tathagata looked at Haotian and said directly!
"Unlike you, I got my hands peed on by a monkey!"
Haotian looked at Tathagata with yin and yang!............
()Please give me the data from the big guys, please!
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