Invincible Spicy Bar System

At dusk, the village under the mountain was full of smoke, and Su Xiaochen happily hugged the puppy and walked down the mountain.

"Whether you run or run, follow me, eat fragrant, drink spicy, how to say is my savior, I want to repay you."

The puppy shivered at the fright of this neurosis, maybe he already regretted meeting Su Xiaochen.

The fragrance was tangy, Su Xiaochen randomly found a house and started knocking on the door bang.

"No one, no one, I am coming in!"

The door was opened from the inside, and a girl with a ponytail came out angrily, "Are you sick? Didn't you see that the chimney was gassing? No one in your family, no one in your family!"

"..." This girl has such a hot temper.

Su Xiaochen was speechless. Seeing the other's momentum, he cleared his throat and said, "Oh, girl, Dongbei Yin, our fellow!"

"What Northeast Bank, don't get close to me, say, are you a bad guy? What are the intentions of coming to my house!" The little girl looked wary.

Su Xiaochen's hairy, this girl has a bad temper, right?

"Have you ever seen a bad guy as handsome as I am, and you have problems with this problem first." Su Xiaochen decided to let the other party know that a student who graduated from his junior college can't be bullied by a little hairy girl!

"What's wrong?" The little girl answered according to the script as expected.

Humph! Su Xiaochen dropped the puppy, held up his hands, pretending to be an expert, "First of all, you come here with a steamed bun."

"..." The little girl was taken aback, then nodded cutely: "Oh, good."

She ran into the house, not so much, the little girl held the freshly baked buns and handed it over: "No!"

Su Xiaochen nodded in satisfaction, picked up the bun and blew a few mouthfuls before eating it. He was really hungry.

"Why did you eat?" The little girl was hooded.

After a steamed bun, feeling a lot of strength, Su Xiaochen smiled slightly and touched the other person’s head old-fashioned and said: "My child, you are still too young, do you think the bad guys came out?"

Looking proudly at the other party's tears rolling in his eyes because of his good words, Su Xiaochen stroked his hair smartly: "Don't be moved, I'm so selfless."

"You are mentally ill, I will kill you!"

Ouch!

A miserable howl resounded throughout the world.

...

"It's all you. What kind of buns are you looking for? It's okay now, something has happened now, don't panic with me, I will cover you!"

Seeing the little girl in front of him pounced in the arms of a middle-aged man and kept crying, Su Xiaochen knelt down and pointed at the puppy in front of him.

The puppy blinked dumbly, looked at each other with an idiotic expression, and kept wagging its tail.

"Who is that you bullied my daughter?" Su Xiaochen frowned when the other party came over with a pole. Su Xiaochen suddenly picked up the puppy and handed it over: "Oh, my mother, my fellow, If you have anything to say, please don't do anything if you can be noisy. It's really impossible. This dog will leave it to you."

"Who has talked to you fellow, talk to me well, did you bully my daughter." The middle-aged man was full of anger.

"Ask you, did you bully her daughter?" Su Xiaochen pretended not to understand, and shouted at the puppy in his hand.

The puppy looked innocent and whimpered.

"Father, this person is not really mentally ill, I think it's better to let him go..." The little girl was a little scared.

The middle-aged man also hesitated, "I originally wanted to give him two steamed buns. Looking at him like this, I thought he was a homeless person who was mutilated by the Tianmen Sect, but if he is really sick, he must be driven away. he……"

Upon hearing that there was a steamed bun, Su Xiaochen immediately turned a hundred and eighty degrees, "Brother, I am not sick, you see my name is Su Xiaochen, I am 21 years old this year, I am 1.85 meters tall, unmarried, and have never talked with a girlfriend so far. , Still a virgin... (one thousand words are omitted below

"..."

After a thousand words of self-introduction, the father and daughter of this family finally believed that Su Xiaochen was a "normal" person.

After a simple exchange, Su Xiaochen learned that the little girl was named Wen Yao and her father was named Wen Tianci.

Just after eating a mouthful of steaming steamed buns, Su Xiaochen wanted to know about the world. The introduction in the system was very vague. He only knew that it was called the Celestial Continent. As a result, he felt that the mountains were shaking.

"What's wrong, there won't be an earthquake?"

Thinking of the earthquake, Su Xiaochen subconsciously went directly under the table.

"Crap! I'm afraid it's the people from the Tianmen Sect who have come here, Brother Su, don't move inside the house, I'll go out and have a look!" As soon as Wen Tianci finished speaking, he turned his head and found that Su Xiaochen was missing.

"People, people..."

...

"Listen to me from the people in the Tobacco Village. We are members of the Tianmen Sect. The Sovereign has an order. Today, I want your Tobacco Village to contribute a thousand catties of grain and get it quickly!"

"What, a thousand catties! We just paid it a while ago,"

"That's right, I have already handed in a thousand catties before, and now we pay another thousand catties, what else should we eat?"

The sound alarmed the villagers. Su Xiaochen also came to the entrance of the village following Wen Tianci at the moment. He saw eight men in white clothes standing at the head of the village, each holding a long sword, with a fluttering demeanor and a very extraordinary bearing.

"It's the Eight Immortals of the Ancient Sword of Tianmen Sect!" Wen Tianci exclaimed.

"What Ancient Swords and Eight Immortals? Those guys who wear the same costume dramas?" Su Xiaochen asked.

At this time, one of the Eight Immortals of Ancient Sword and Eight Immortals walked out with a sword, "Where is your village chief, come out and see me!"

Wen Tianci stepped forward with an ugly look, "I don't know what the Immortal Zifeng said."

"Wow, Brother Godsend is still the village chief!" Su Xiaochen exclaimed.

Wen Tianci's mouth twitched.

"Hmph, Wen Tianci, don't pretend to be deaf, the lord has an order, quickly gather a thousand catties of grain, and I will leave later!" Immortal Zifeng snorted, eyes full of contempt.

"This buddy is dressed in white, why is it called the Zifeng fairy?" Su Xiaochen sighed again.

The corner of Zifeng's mouth twitched.

"Well, Immortal Zifeng, our Tobacco Village just handed over a thousand catties of grain to the Tianmen Sect last month, and now it takes less than a month to ask for it again. I really can't get it out!" Wen Tianci was nervous.

"Huh, does the Tianmen Sect raise pigs? Why do you eat food so quickly? How many pigs do you have, and eat a thousand catties of food in a month!" Su Xiaochen was shocked.

Immortal Zifeng was angry. He was too lazy to care about Su Xiaochen, who was like a beggar. Who would have thought that this guy has nothing to say, but now even his master dare to insult and speak so loudly, which makes him Can't throw it anymore.

"Who is it, get out of here!"

As soon as Immortal Zifeng raised his hand, there was a gust of wind, and everyone who was blowing narrowed their eyes.

"Brother Xiaochen, the fairy is calling you!" Seeing that Su Xiaochen didn't respond, Wen Wan hurriedly pushed the other person for fear of injuring the people in the village.