Insectoids: The Job of the Males

    Zhou Luoluo came to the door early the next morning and waited. At that time, Cheng Chaoci had not eaten. In the end, I asked a question, and found that Zhou Luoluo didn't eat, so he went straight to here as soon as he got up.

    No way, I have to invite the bugs to have breakfast. Even ignoring Zhou Luoluo's identity, this guy is still a minor, and he is one year younger than Cheng Chaoci.

    "Did you meet the editor today, did you tell him that you are a male?" Zhou Luoluo asked while chewing bread, and the words he asked were vague, "The place you agreed on is at where?"

    "Male? It's not necessary." Cheng Chaoci thought about the address sent by the other party, "A shop called Capital Star BBQ Restaurant." Down to earth, down to earth to the point where Cheng Chaoci dreams of returning to his previous life.

    Chaoci felt familiar and down-to-earth, but Zhou Luoluo didn't think so: "That's not a place for males to eat at all!"

    "What's the difference?"

    "The difference is big!" Zhou Luoluo felt helpless, "Your editor doesn't know you are a male bug, the place he looked for must be delicious. There must be many customers who are delicious, and those customers must be Is it a female or a female, do you know how troublesome it would be for our males to go to that kind of place?"

    Cheng Chaoci changed his position and thought about it, remembering the enthusiasm of the military females when he first came to Capital Star: "Probably clear."

    "Then tell the editor to change place!" Zhou Luoluo panicked.

    "No need." Cheng Chaoci continued to eat breakfast, "Just wait."

    etc? What are you waiting for? Zhou Luoluo didn't understand, but he understood immediately.

    Cheng Chaoci changed into a set of clothes after eating, a black shirt with black high-waisted jeans, his long black hair was a bit messy, combed to the sides, revealing a smooth forehead, without smiling At that time, a pair of phoenix eyes were cold and sharp. It is completely different from the elegant gentleman style popular among the males on the capital star.

    In short, he is handsome and coquettish, as if he can go to the Niulang shop to sit on the table at any time. But inexplicably, there is a kind of temperament that repels insects thousands of miles away.

    This kind of fancy, cold and mourning dress is like a vampire, but there is no legend of vampires in this world.

    "Fuck! F*ck! What is this!" Zhou Luoluo shouted with wide eyes, "My God! My God! Wow!" handsome!

    Cheng Chaoci also deliberately followed this style, walked in front of Zhou Luoluo with a cold face, and used his fingers to tug at Zhou Luoluo's stunned chin, Saoli said in annoyance: "Yes It's the kind of people who are accosted by you who just look good and have nothing to do with me." He would have been hooked up by those military females, but it was only because he was accidentally involved in the military female that broke his nature.

    "Ahhhh! I can!" Zhou Luoluo once again let out his unique, eardrum-shattering scream, "Fuck! You are so **** handsome! Come on! Kiss me!" He opened his arms exaggeratedly and pouted. Of course, both bugs knew it was just a joke.

    Dang bang.

    The sound of the cup falling to the ground sounded, Zhou Luoluo, who was in a state of mad chicken crows, and Cheng Chaoci, who was in a pretentious state, turned their heads together, and found that Meng Yuele had just entered the door, standing not far away with shaking hands , looked at them incredulously: "I, I must remember to knock on the door next time before coming in."

    After he finished speaking, he turned and ran, as fast as a ghost was chasing him and biting him.

    Cheng Chaoci: "…"

    Zhou Luoluo: "I always think he misunderstood."

    "I don't think your feeling is wrong." Cheng Chaoci and Meng Yuele separated lightly, coughed twice as if nothing had happened, looked at each other and looked away.

    "Let's go." Zhou Luoluo stood up, as if nothing had happened: "The time is almost up?"

    "Mmmm." Cheng Chaoci returned to his normal coldness.

    In the painting editorial department, Li Jiu also packed up and prepared to go out.

    "Going to see that painter to talk about signing a contract?" The editor beside him stretched, this editor was also a sub-female, and his hair was dyed cauliflower green, "Where are you going? See you?"

    "Capital Star Grill." Li Jiu held up the glasses used for decoration on his face, "I heard that it is very popular with females."

    The cauliflower green beside him heard the name of the store and his eyes lit up: "Capital Star BBQ? I want to go too! I want too! Fuck, I like their house so much?"

    The colleague on the side snorted: "Don't, your character will scare the insects."

    "Probably not, the females are quite good, you think they are sub-females."

    If the female is a combat type, the female is the wave of literature and art. When there is a conflict, most females can solve it with a fight, and the female can live out a hundred and eight sets of palace scheming.

    Cauliflower green patted the table dissatisfied: "What do you mean! Is it discriminating against females? Ah!"

    In fact, the appearance of the sub-female is more popular with the males. After all, compared to the first female in the fighting universe, the small white flower type of the sub-female is too lovable.

    "And I really want to see mines hidden in the crotch!" Cauliflower Lu began to play a rogue, "I really want to see him! I seem to know why for a week, the third chapter of the little zombie Haven't come out yet! Why?"

    "And I seem to know whether he is a lewd or a wild and unruly one!" Cauliflower Green grabbed Li Jiu's pants: "Take me! Take me!"

    Li Jiu couldn't move her legs, and helplessly looked at the cauliflower green fake pattern and cried: "I can take you there."

    The cauliflower green rubbed and sat up, Li Jiu continued: "But don't say too much, especially if Zanglei doesn't look very good, don't show it to me A look of disgust."

    "I promise! I promise!" If it weren't for the Zerg society's firm materialism, Cauliflower Green would have reached out to swear.

    Li Jiu arrived earlier than the agreed time. He set the location ahead of time, for fear that the painter would not be able to find it. The barbecue restaurant is quite big. After the two bugs sat down, they ordered something first.

    "Cai Lu, wait a minute and keep your mouth shut." Li Jiu warned again.

    As a colleague for many years, Li Jiu knows that Cai Lu has never had a bad heart, or that his mind is quite simple, but his words are really ugly. A lot of words basically come out bald without going through the mouth, and the end result is that everyone is embarrassed when they say it.

    It is my duty to help, but it is really ugly when I speak. I don't know how many colleagues can't wait to put more than a dozen layers of glue on this guy's mouth to prevent him from being disgusting. If he can survive until now without being beaten to death, he points to the kindhearted person who is happy to help the worm.

    "No problem! Later, even if Zanglei looks like being run over by a mecha, I will definitely pick it up." Cai Lu's words were sonorous, "I will praise him for drawing. Well, the coloring looks good!"

    In fact, Li Jiu's worry and Cai Lu's assurance all stem from speculation about the appearance of Zanglei, and the conjecture about the appearance of Zanglei in the crotch is well-founded.

    Whether this little zombie king is really a male is still in doubt. But this is meaningless and is a kind of YY of the author, probably because there are no male insects in real life, or I have never seen a male insect at all, so I drew something like this.

    But there is one thing to say, although the great **** criticized Zanglei's "dirty" mind, but the great **** seems to be one of the fans. It is said that the painting style is too fragrant, and the little zombie king is too cute to bear.

      of two males.

    A white coat with long hair, big and bright eyes, and a cute face. One has a gas field of 2.8 meters, and the plate is neat and smooth, and it looks like a cold batch.

    Both of them were looking at the store, not knowing what they were looking for.

    "You only have the photos you edited? Didn't you send them to him?" Zhou Luoluo was puzzled, and Cheng Chaoci was a little embarrassed: "Uh, I forgot, he didn't ask me for it, I just Didn't post."

    The two males were talking so quietly that the females in the store could not hear them clearly, but soon, a strange silence filled the surroundings.

    "Ah ah ah ah, I really want to go up and chat! Li Jiu, I won't accompany you today, I'm going to meet a male!" Cai Lu didn't dare to turn his head to look, only dared to move his eyes Crazy hints.

    "You really dare to go, you can amplify your voice a little bit." Li Jiu was a little helpless, "Don't, I feel that the male in black clothes is very difficult to mess with. Don't look back and don't hook up Come on, get into trouble."

    "But he's so handsome." He lowered his voice and screamed, exclaiming his breath, "Why are there males here? Or two?" Insect shop?

    Zhou Luoluo looked around in horror, but he didn't look at the insect in the photo, and couldn't hold back: "Who is it? Who is it? Why didn't I see it! The store isn't that big! Fuck! I got goosebumps when they looked at me! I'm going to die!"

    "Wait for me to see." Cheng Chaoci turned on his brain and sent a message asking if the editor had arrived, and which table would he be at.

    Li Jiu, who buried her head and pretended to disappear, was stunned when she received the news: "Zanglei, he's here."

    "Huh?" Cai Lu hurriedly looked over and saw a female worm walked in at the door of the store. The female worm was a little fat, and she couldn't move her eyes from the shock of the two male worms in front of him. . It's not particularly ugly, but it probably lacks muscles, and the facial features are still decent, but it fits Cai Lu's fantasy of Tibetan Lei.

    Cai Lu and Li Jiu looked at each other, Li Jiu nodded: "Zang Lei said he was at the door, it should be."

    "Here! Hidden mines! Here!" Cai Lu stood up and waved his hand in a particularly loud voice, as if to hide the fact that he was secretly watching the male insect.

    "It's there!" Zhou Luoluo saw Cai Lu, who was waving his arms and wearing cauliflower green hair, "I said why didn't you see him just now! I thought he was sleeping on the table. !"

    Cheng Chaoci also saw it, the one wearing the decorative glasses was the editor who sent himself a 3D photo, raised a smile and walked towards the other party: "Hello! I'm sorry I didn't see it just now. you."

    "Huh?!" Cai Lu froze in place, and Li Jiu opened his eyes slightly.

    Seeing Cheng Chaoci sitting in front of them, Cai Lu took a deep breath and lowered his voice: "We're talking about hidden thunder in the crotch, what is this man doing here?"

    Li Jiu also shook her head in disbelief, saying that she did not know, did not understand, did not understand.

    "Hello, I am Hidden Thunder in the crotch." Cheng Chaoci stretched out his hand to Li Jiu, and it was embarrassing to say this ID himself, "Uh, you are Editor Li, right?"