Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

186 – Test (8)★

I wasn’t the only one who couldn’t stand this hell. Jean and Pan lit twin wicks in her eyes and cursed at her. A trick came to mind at the accusation, which was so raw that it could hardly be said to her cousin.

─Politics is a real battle, f*ck you?

That’s what Ain always said. She made fun of me, who didn’t know politics, and wondered if I could beat guys who were good at politics. However, I suddenly realized it now. The enemy of the enemy is an ally. In other words, here and now.

“Hey!”

“Kyaaah——!!”

Dick and the ladies of the flower garden, who share a rapport like beasts, are enemies of Jean and Pan, so they are also enemies of me.

“Hey, don’t you guys look like dicks too?”

Pointing at an ally struggling in narcissism, he said to Brother Zhang.

“You bastard?”

“Are you making a mess?”

The two of them answered at the same time, so I swung her wooden sword as a bell and stood closer.

“What you do is f*cking stupid.”

The two counterattacked in concert. It is a force that cannot be overcome. Jean and Pan when holding a wooden sword are completely different from them when punching. Looking back at Dick, he’s still bluffing with his arms crossed. He said he would wait until everyone was exhausted and finish it with overwhelming skill, but he couldn’t do that.

“Die, you idiots!”

While spatting out curse words, he sprinted forward alone. Jean and Pan continued to backtrack at the series attack, which had no stamina arrangement. I spoke quietly and bluntly to my dear enemies.

“George helps you?”

My pupils are shaking. I could read the desire that it didn’t matter if I lost as long as I could knock Dick down.

“I’m also very cocky.”

“Jean?”

“Don’t be shaken, I’m grinding my teeth!”

Finally, words start to fall apart. After digging without missing the time, Dick finally stepped out. It seemed that I had to move because I was the only one receiving attention. When he joined, the Zhang Pan brothers also began to get nervous.

“Pan!”

“Damn it, I hate that bastard even more!”

—Yes, me too.

I nodded, and Jean and Pan widened their distance by biting his wooden sword.

“I’ll hit you, just hit one.”

He said only his lips softly and then threw himself away. Exclamation burst out at the reckless charge. In fact, it was an incredibly dangerous thing to do by opening the chest. Pan dealt with Dick, and Jean stabbed my stomach with a wooden sword. It was a slight miss, but it was a serious blow that made me vomit.

“Kuuk!”

I deliberately screamed more and collapsed.

“Deman, are you okay!?”

Dick comes out to save you, but you need to know one real skill.

“I can’t stand it any longer!”

Let’s change karate right away, and the senior shouted, “I can get the ball.” Dick Gallery widened his eyes as if he was embarrassed by the unexpected scenario, but he moved forward with the audience’s interest on his back. Not wanting to help, he stepped back and crossed his arms, and the eyes of the Jangpan brothers changed.

“Jean.”

“Plan.”

As they called each other by name, they switched to attacking posture. He aims his sword in a manly manner, without any defense, and begins to attack Dick as if to kill him. I used my injury as an excuse to back off and just watch as Dick did.

“Oh, it must be the chairman’s turn this time!”

“As expected, are you saying that being alone is enough?”

The cheers of the women rose and Ada calmed down by the time she waved her handkerchief at Dick. She looks at Rita, her eyes wink, but the corners of her mouth are smiling. I thought I knew what that complicated expression was, so I raised her wooden sword and shouted.

“The Great Dick Galliller——!!”

There is no answer even after adding a strange spirit called “Hooo”. As I turned around, a thin voice burst out from behind me.

“Ho, ho…… Boo…… !”

I thought it was Rosa because she limped, but Rita timidly waved her wooden sword.

Dick was really great. He fends off attacks from his cousins beyond anything I can imagine. On the contrary, when he tried to counterattack, he far exceeded the level of his cadet. However, the skills of the twins, which have been honed for a long time, are not easy. If it was one-on-one, the difference in skills would be overwhelming, but in a 1-on-2 match, even Dick couldn’t win.

“Deman!”

I let go of my arms at the request for help from my goddamn ally.

“Whoops, I have to step in.”

Let’s say f*ck it like crazy, and I’m in a hurry, so I’m going to stop Jean.

“Die, you thief!”

“Bastard, you’re not even a big brother!”

─These guys are good. It’s very cheap.

Inwardly, I cheered for the Jangpan brothers and deflected their attacks. Huhuhu, as he helped Dick while maintaining a villain-like voice, the audience became agitated. Unlike him who works hard, I think my attitude is bad, but I have to think about who the hell paid for this. For narcissists, the bitter taste of defeat is medicine.

“Now!”

When he gave the signal to attack, he stretched out his arm and struck Jean with the tip of his sword.

“The place where I was injured earlier is throbbing.”

After he apologized saying he was sorry, he said he didn’t care and started filming Musou alone. It was literally the extreme that a 19-year-old man could show, and it was ecstatic. Dealing with his cousins alone isn’t enough, he even prepares to stomp his shins.

—A qualified narcissist.

“They ignored me as a collateral, can’t the two of them deal with me alone?”

I heard the real voice that Dick had been hiding. It was neither dignified nor gentle, rather a rough voice like a wounded wolf. As he wielded his wooden sword as if crying, he was beyond amazed and in awe, so he couldn’t even intervene.

“f*ck, don’t be mean to our Chan!”

“Baby, who would have wanted to be born in the family?”

In fact, the gallery family is heading for a civil war. Dick kicked them in the stomach with a surprising feat. Just like Ain does, it’s almost like a miracle to see him block a counterattack by using one foot as an axis to perform a back-and-forth kick. Was the lack of muscle in his body actually a last resort for this type of taijutsu?

“Senior!”

Belatedly, they came to their senses and tried to support him, but they were already too immersed in each other. Only heavy breathing and a beastly growl bound the three of them. Swearing and accusations mixed with the sound of the blows. The old feelings between them were regurgitating onto the rooftop like dirty vomit.

“Jean!”

“Don’t give up!!”

“Don’t give up on you!!!”

Brother Jangpan gathered his ranks and moved towards Dick. Hwaap——With a spirit close to screaming, Dick lowered their swords. The attack was so strong that the wooden sword with the iron core was bent.

“Huh…… I’m going to die hard.”

Finally Dick broke his back. I failed to manage my stamina. Jean and Pan also trembled and withdrew. They are afraid He was afraid of his cousin who was born in a collateral line who was far superior to him.

“Senior, I will organize it.”

Everyone fell into a state of exhaustion in the battle close to the previous helmet. It moved slowly, so I hit it with a wooden sword, and Jean and Pan fell down and Dik Doo knelt. Contrary to expectations, it turned out to be a bland match, and he shouted in a sluggish voice.

“I won.”

No one responded, so I said it again.

“Heavy rain?”

It’s the same. After all, no one would come to see a victory like this. However, I was proud because I won. No matter what other people think, winning is winning. Whether it is skill or politics, there is no reason to be ashamed of victory.

“Deman von pong——!”

I was about to quietly leave the circle, but Rita summoned up the courage to shout. She took Ada’s handkerchief from her and held it up and waved it in the sky. It was so timid, it was a sight that could rather be called pitiful.

“Winning…… !!”

However, the gears were declared. Rita looked right at me, so I shrugged her shoulders with a defeated look.

“Senior, Chairman, please.”

I gave up what I had to do so that she could shine. Rita ran into the circle. Using that as a signal, several cadets rushed in to take care of the gallery family. I was really hurt, but no one asked me, so I felt lonely.

—I should go to Rosa.

Several faces passed, but I had to receive treatment first. Neither Tyria nor Kite will stand still if you show your injuries. Nagging and crying are now specifications. First of all, you can erase the bruises in the sanctuary and report to Ain.

“Pawn Pong?”

Rita called me while I was packing my equipment. Dick-senpai seemed to be looking at it anyway, and the third graders were supporting him while making strange noises. I thought he passed out, but his eyes are straight open. He smiles brightly, so he doesn’t reciprocate with laughter. There doesn’t seem to be any malice, so you can apologize next time.

“Yes, senior.”

“Is your arm okay?”

“I’m going to see Rosa.”

“Even if it’s an emergency, you should do it!”

Looking like you don’t know how to do it, you roll up my sleeves without permission. Max’s eyes widened. When I slipped away, Rita turned to Complex and Rex and grabbed my arm again.

“Isn’t it broken?”

“You have to check to know.”

“Follow me. I’ll give you some medicine.”

I flatly refused. I don’t want to embarrass her with her bad reputation, and these scars feel like a badge of honor to her. The wounds left on my body all have their own reasons. It’s not even an honor, but I don’t see it as a disgrace.

“Rather than that, I’d like to talk to senior Ada for a bit.”

I ignored it because I looked with blurry eyes. As she approaches Lady Cardano, she greets her with an awkward smile.

“Thank you for cheering me on.”

“Ah…… It’s nothing.”

This time, since I was her junior, I respectfully respected her, so I took out a hand bag from inside my pocket.

“This is a reward.”

“What if I give you something dirty and unwashed?”

Suddenly, Rita breaks in and snatches my handkerchief. They scolded me for giving me something smelly like this as a present, so I left, saying I was sincere anyway. With this, he practiced the manners he had learned from Sir Ruben.

“Hey?”

When I wake up Rosa who was sleeping in the sanctuary, she falls asleep in surprise. Clearly a saint doesn’t wear a petticoat, given that she shows a garter belt. Maybe it’s because I’m in a mess, he comes to me right away and I’m restless, asking how did I do this.

“What about Friar Francis?”

I asked him because he couldn’t see him, and he said that Sunday is a holiday.

“What are you doing here?”

“Po, phone and phone…… Imagine playing together…… Huh.”

You just blush without saying anything. When the smell of fishy sweetness comes out and ventilation is heard, Dodo runs and opens the window wide with tiptoe. I think I will live as long as the wind blows through. When he takes off his top, saying he needs treatment, he looks like he is going to die when he sees the bruises on his forearms. Seeming to be deeply concerned, she placed her hand on her crown.

“Roza-sister, I am sick.”

So, when you say that even your sister doesn’t have to be sick, she sheds tears like a child. If I try to treat him without Gi-Rod, it doesn’t seem to have much effect, so when he says he wants to sleep, she brings her a blanket and pillow. She dozed off, smelling her sweet sweetness. She had a dream about her mother. Somehow resembling a woman I know, she woke up and her mind was confused.