Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

113 – Seriously (3)☆

I silently pushed the kite away and sat it where I had just put my butt.

“Give me the soap.”

I snatched her soap from her as she held out to the end, then made her stick out her feet. The ugly feet shone white in the moonlight. As she slowly rinsed her with water, Kite twitched her toes, saying that it was okay not to do it.

“The lord’s daughter did it to her vassal’s son first.”

How could I not, I shared her guilt by paying for the rudeness.

“Don’t cry.”

“Yes, brother…… I won’t cry anymore.”

The lake swallowed our sadness instead. I cried a little longer, cursed at her fate.

─What can you protect with tears and what can you change?

I believe that the cheapest thing in the world is tears. All that do not progress are dead. Tears are like that. The helplessness that flowed only downward, unable to go against anything, flowing endlessly along the sadness. I couldn’t rely on the most useless thing that I wouldn’t trade even if I gave money.

He raised his arm and stole my eyes. When Kite’s blown eyelids were washed away with water, he forced a smile. Forced to smile prettily all her life, her face once again drew a familiar expression of submission.

“Kite.”

─I won’t say this again, so you should listen carefully.

“Yes.”

“If you really dream of a future with me.”

She wanted to cry again, so I stretched out her arms and forced her to nod.

“It has to change.”

To be honest. I told her that I hate incompetent and stupid women, and that she had never considered a serious relationship with someone like that. Kite put on a hurt expression when he said that you were that kind of woman. There was a knot in her chin.

“Brother, I am saying something pathetic…… I know.”

“Tell me.”

“Does my body smell bad?”

“If it’s about sweat, yes.”

“How about…… Tell me. I’ll listen, I’ll try to listen.”

“It smells sour. When I was young, I was immature and said it smelled like an animal, but it’s more like a lime or vinegar scent.”

“But…… Brother though.”

“Yes.”

“Even if my body smells like that…… But if I ask for a hug, will you give me a hug?”

Instead of speaking, I gently tugged at the back of the kite, which was covered in dirt and water.

“Is that okay?”

“Yes…… Because I’m going to change…… Brother…… Brother…… Give me a chance.”

Because you just keep on chanting for a chance.

“I know you will get hurt.”

“Yes, I will hold you a little longer…… Sometimes it’s because I’m too afraid of what my brother says.”

“Lose some weight. When I see you, rather than thinking that you are pretty, I think of what it would feel like if I did that.”

All men are like that.

“Let’s go.”

I had to go back. No one could see it, but I couldn’t be here all night. It’s not something that can be solved by luck. When I got Kite up, her legs gave out. To put it on his back, he hesitated and said he was sorry and put his arm on it. The stars shine. The moon was over the lake, illuminating our way home.

“Kite, you really need to lose weight.”

“Ah really…… I get it.”

I finally returned to my original form, so I headed towards my destination with a comfortable mind.

“What are these beggars?”

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Ein Kamphunt, whose sleep was disturbed, looked quite uncomfortable. He didn’t have time to explain everything, and the guards were on watch, so he just asked to be put to bed. The princess looked at us before long.

“Night. Lamb and pig’s feet. Sweat. Water. Mud. Dirty clothes. Weird smell.”

And then.

“You don’t have to say more. Take a bath and eat breakfast tomorrow. I have to sleep, so explain later.”

We bowed our heads together. When Kite entered her bath first, Ain came to my side and struck her on the back with his fist. Do not ring your female, and this baby is bored to be a hug.

“I cried too!”

“Asshole. Do you see that you are proud of it?”

Perhaps his right hand hurts, he frowns and sighs.

“No big deal. It’s fine if you didn’t ring. Yangmul, don’t you just make a woman cry?”

No matter how hard you are, you could be kicked out of Heoden’s wild boar, so I ended up eating the same. He joked that if I fell in love with him, he would recommend Chan Gallery as his successor.

“You guys sleep together in the room over there. Maybell has prepared the bedding, and I’ll talk about it in the dorm.”

“What shall I say?”

“You should say that the two of you came together as three.”

“You will be expelled, not expelled.”

“I will use you guys as my enlisted soldiers. You are the coachman, and Kite is the stablekeeper.”

“Is he really good at raising animals?”

“Bastard, because dreams are like that, you’re not smart enough!”

Since we’re kidding, Kite has washed up. Her thick locks of hair came down to her waist. Ain watched it quietly, and then she quietly whispered to me.

“Save it. A girl as pretty as her is rare even in the royal palace.”

Please spare me too, since an ugly bastard like you can’t even set foot in the royal palace, you’ll end up in the bath.

“Today’s off-schedule work, so I need a tip?”

When I came out, Maybell said that and laughed. If one silver coin is enough, I have to give two. Now I have to go to the dormitory supervisor’s office, but she complains that it’s not such a hassle.

“I will never be like this again.”

“I’ll cover my eyes with two silver coins.”

Taking her money out of her real pocket, Maybell smiled and rose from her seat. As long as she’s serving as the princess’s maid, she won’t have this much money. Deep down, she must have said that on purpose so that I wouldn’t be sorry.

“Kite?”

Seeing no answer, she was already asleep. I went to her side, who was soundly asleep, and knelt down on her knees. Even when she slept, she curled up, putting her feet together and pressing her palms with her head to hide them. The reason she slept in such an uncomfortable position must have been because she didn’t want to show her ugly limbs. Without saying a word, I stretched out her hands and feet and laid her down right away.

“Good night.”

As I said that, I heard her voice in my dream.

“Yes, brother.”

When I woke up in the morning, everything was the same. Except for Ain tying up my hair strangely. Kite giggled as soon as she saw me, so when I looked in the mirror, I saw that I looked like a savage from the outskirts.

“How is it, Maybell worked hard all night?”

I accepted the basic archery lecture because they said they wouldn’t charge me for lodging. Soon, breakfast was served. It was wheat porridge and sweet salad. There’s no such thing as meat or fried food, so why don’t you eat those things?

“You bastard, if you eat meat in the morning, you will be upset all day long. Do you really know nothing?”

When I asked if her head was heavy, Kite came to my side and just looked at the princess.

“I thought the dogs would appreciate it if you kicked it off, but that male and female pair are f*cking f*cking!”

“I get mad at myself, curse at myself, and curse alone.”

“Yes, Your Highness is a bit strange.”

As we attack together, now Kite ordered her hair to look weird too. Maybell hesitated, but Kite let her touch her hair first. At the table the two left, Ain asked seriously.

“Yangmul, bring me another wild boar.”

It’s not long before the joint evaluation, so we need to confirm the members of the circle before it’s too late.

“Is the saintess accepted?”

“First of all.”

“I don’t know what incitement is, so what kind of person do you want?”

“A smart kid who knows how to achieve his goals without morality or conscience.”

She said that women are better than men, so she asked why. The original name of the propaganda active in the tournament is ‘strategy’. However, if you write it like this in the recruitment notice, it’s not intuitive, so it’s just called instigation.

“Because there are many things to negotiate, a woman is better than a man. There really is such a thing as beauty. But the female’s face is all over the place, and the saintess is uglier than me. However, I, a strategy, cannot compromise in front of others by fawning over them. To be honest, I don’t think my face is bad, but the impression has to be quite dirty. And what do you say I’d rather send a piglet, even if it’s cute, and get a sweet potato. You’d be lucky if you didn’t get hit on the cheek. At this point, you know what I mean, right?”

─Headache, don’t pour it out all at once.

“If you’re a pretty and clever woman, you’re eligible, right?”

“Yes. Because of you, the female and the wild boar are in trouble, so you have to pull them out properly. If you bring a b*tch with a full face this time and ask for it, I’ll explode and castrate you. Please bring your talent with you. Seriously, if this fails, I’ll kick out that foolish b*tch. Listen seriously.”

There were only two people that came to mind.

“Tell me in a bit more detail what the ruse does.”

“I don’t know exactly. Every year, the event or content of the tournament changes. But, negotiating and tricking others is what stratagems do. If you’re not flexible in your thinking or can’t fawn in front of others, then even if you’re smart, it’s useless.”

I was thinking of Tyria, but wouldn’t it be difficult if I did this? She is smart, but only high in academic intelligence. She is unlikely to do well because her experience and sense of interpersonal relationships are diminished.

“You don’t need magic?”

“You don’t do that in tournaments. Madou has a strange contest among them. There is. Is it an academic conference? It’s boring just listening to it, but I draw something strange whether it’s a magic circle or a driving circle. Just do something like that isn’t it geometry? Oh you don’t know Well, there is such a study. If you shoot an arrow, at what angle will it fly and how many meters will it hit? f*ck hair…… Why the hell would you spend money on something like that!”

“Calm down. Geometry is not the enemy.”

“Anyway, I made it clear. If you want to save the female and Amppong, come to your senses and make an arrangement?”

At that moment, Maybell came in. When she was ready, she wiped the area around her mouth with a napkin and came out into the living room.

“Awesome.”

The kite is made into a twin tail. It’s double-headed. Wasn’t that something seven- to eight-year-olds do? More than inconsistent, it was ridiculous. If Leah does it, she can manage to digest it. Still, it was a little tan because I had a lot of hair.

“Pig feet.”

“Ah…… Four, Your Highness?”

“It suits you very well, so please try it often in the future.”

─An evil b*tch.

When Kite asked her how she was doing her hair, she replied that she seemed to have handled it pretty well. Looking younger than her age, she knows that’s a compliment. She said, well, she won’t change in just one day. In the future, he will be a somewhat dull, stupid, and still my childhood friend who works hard.

“Let’s go to the rubbish lecture, boars!”

Ain slams the door, grunts, and waits, so I’ll go back, and then Kite will go back…… She cried helplessly and went on her way. Unlike last night, it was a clear day without a single cloud.