Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

108 – Salvation (8)⚝

I did not respond to the call of the professor of public administration. I didn’t want to present it for them, because it was a short thesis that I couldn’t have completed without Tyria’s help. So on Friday morning, without hesitation, I headed straight to the horseback riding field.

“Good water. Did you say you’ve never ridden a horse?”

No one came close to us, no matter how much we f*cked up in the basic horsemanship class. The reason I couldn’t ride a horse was because of the advice of my father and uncle. Now, what are you doing if you ride a horse that is only used for supply and ceremonies? With the advent of battle wizards, the battlefield was reorganized around infantry, so horseback riding was an obsolete skill.

Thanks to that, I had to listen to the princess’s sneering laughter throughout the lecture.

“Asshole, I’m dying of laughter! Pretending to be so damn confident?”

It was openly ridiculed for dropping a horse twice. It’s been a long time since the magic lecture started, and the obstacle was already in progress. It’s disappointing that I can’t keep up. When I wake up with my school uniform messed up, the combat cadets also point fingers at me and giggle.

─Bastards, fill your pride with this.

Stuck in the mud and smelling of dirt, Ain approached.

“Hey, I mean.”

I don’t answer because I’m in a bad mood, so I put my foot on my feet and keep talking.

“I also handle it gently. The more the beasts are threatened, the more frightened they become.”

Let’s brush his mane, and the horse purrs and likes it. Since it was a practical subject, I had no choice but to continue, so I stepped on the stirrups and climbed up. Again, the combat cadets laughed. Ain shouted loudly, confidently, and shouted out from the crowd.

“Let’s do it with a magic spear!”

“Yes, it’s a magic lecture, so let’s compete in horsemanship!”

“Right!”

It’s very merciless because these things seem to be advantageous to them.

“Be patient, don’t get caught up in the provocation.”

“Patience? Bastard, hold your pee!”

I’m just going to jump on it. The professor seems to have given up on the uncontrollable royal family, so let’s try at least a javelin match. However, there is no protective equipment, so instead of a lance, a cavalry sword for practice is given. While the horses are fighting, why am I doing it?

“I’m going to finish it all by myself, so shut up somewhere.”

I firmly grasped the reins to say whether or not to fall off the horse. Suddenly, an unheard-of scream rang out.

“Ho-roll-rollo!”

─Crazy b*tch, excited alone.

They hold up a lot of wooden swords and beat them mercilessly, and they hit not only people but also horses. If you’re like me, you can’t tell if you’re a philanthropist or a tyrant on horseback. Still, one horseback riding is like a ghost, so there is a taste of watching.

“Carolololo!!”

—Your eardrums will explode.

Perhaps he learned magic from a witch doctor in the south, he keeps talking onomatopoeia of unknown meaning. The amazing thing is that the words understand it, and the breathing is in sync. I had nothing to do, so I just ran away. The stallion I rode also flinched. We only snorted together.

“Surrender!”

“Because I lost!”

“The answer is to punish the bastards!”

This time, he calls his horse by his name while making a sound, caralalala.

“Biel, run into it!”

Gear came back after both of them fell off the horse. Both the owner and the horse are sweaty and savage.

“Have you seen it?”

“I thought it was the leader of the demons.”

Why on earth are you screaming an unidentified sound? It means communicating with the horse. Well, you said you raised horses in the annex. Giving bread for people to eat must be healthy. Look at me with a sad expression.

“How long do I have to become as good as you?”

“You can’t be forever. Because you are less talented than me!”

“It’s just that I haven’t had a chance to ride it because I don’t use it on the battlefield these days.”

You know how to drive a wagon, so it’s sarcasm that you’ll use me as a coachman. I playfully wielded a cavalry sword, but I didn’t dodge and got hit. After apologizing for the unintentional beating, Ain muttered with his eyes twinkling.

“Kirololololo?”

─You’re lucky.

Now they charged me, so I immediately abandoned my horse and ran away. Ain skillfully blocked the attack with a cavalry sword. Even so, if it was a battle with the bandits, it would be a win. I tried to take out the bow without even realizing it, but let’s stop my hand.

“You dirty bastard! Did you win with great weapons?”

And then I use the horse to charge. I couldn’t stand it and let out a word of anger.

“Professor——!!!”

Let’s call them anxiously, and they finally come on horseback like the military police. Lowering the lance to restrain her princess, she gave her last breath and threw herself into the wall with her father Palos. hehehehe, I want you to laugh like a crazy b*tch.

“Is it fun?”

Ain had a really happy expression. With dirt all over her face, I’m glad she messed up her magic class. She sighed, and the horse that had ridden me came to her side and let her breathe. She said as she quietly brushed her mane.

“Yeah, tamed it that way.”

“Take good care of your horse. Aren’t you going to die like that?”

Father Palos took a deep breath—oh—whoop——he was controlling his breathing while exhaling deeply. She was as excited as the owner, so I thought it was a match made in nature. After the lecture, we ate together in the annex and ran. If it’s a middle distance, my skills are somehow similar, so after running for two hours, I washed up and went to the library.

“You’re late.”

“Senior, look at it for a few dozen minutes.”

I had to study with Tyria while preparing the presentation material Enboza Menshi requested. After holding out until closing time, we headed home together. When asked what she did today, she learned how to ride a horse, but Ain was playing around with it.

“Are you the only one who can get close to the princess in Heoden?”

It’s because she didn’t say anything, but after defending her personality saying that it’s okay, she immediately changes the subject.

“Why didn’t you learn horseback riding?”

“I ignored it because it was of no use in getting ahead.”

Then, in the south, if you can’t ride a horse, you won’t be considered a nobleman. Since there is an example of someone coming on horseback when proposing to marry, he wanted to show off his ostentatiousness. In the northern part of the country, if you come on horseback, you’re considered rude.

“You will be proposed to by a man on a horse.”

“Maybe?”

“Something romantic, some pretentious, I don’t know.”

“Every educated person knows how to ride a horse, so learn it well.”

I asked if you knew how to ride.

“Have you ever had to wear a skirt?”

She won’t ride when her husband gives her a ride. Even if you say that you have no intention of getting married, you are looking forward to it in your heart. Sooner or later Within five years we will all be married and have families. That is, if there is no problem.

“Both of us can’t ride horses, so by Southern standards we’re good guys.”

“You know how to ride now, right?”

“If you rode my car, you would have to be prepared to fall off three times a day.”

I kept giggling at what was so funny even though it was said without much thought. So when I got good at it, I joked that I could give you a ride to the bathroom. I thought the chewy was like this again, Tyria threw a flame in my head.

“If you are kidnapped by the bandits, you can run away with this.”

Horses are afraid of magic, so sarcastically, your gray fireball might be useful. When I come back, I lock all the desks, so I become very gnarled like a toad. Threw a pillow After a bit of a pillow fight, I fell asleep. And at dawn, that is, around midnight, when I always wake up.

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…… Tyria was groping my face.

She touches her temple with her fine fingertips, then pushes her little finger into her ear hole. Soon after, he poked her ring finger and middle finger alternately, then stopped, so he pretended to be awake. I go outside without saying a word to the bathroom. I borrowed her candle and followed her. Something was tight up my throat, but I think it would be better not to talk.

“Didn’t my features look a bit ugly?”

When I was going up the stairs, I made a sound that I didn’t even want to say.

“You call that a horse?”

Yes, because you are pretty. They cheered me on saying that I would marry a man much better than me. Smile The ball well was broken. I asked him to wake me up if he couldn’t wake up tomorrow.

“Yes.”

Tyria affirmed without hesitation.

“Good water. Didn’t you sleep?”

As soon as she arrived at the arena, Ain asked her, and she replied, “Don’t you remember what you did yesterday?” She then spreads her hand and shows it. She said that she injured her finger and couldn’t guarantee victory today.

“Then you can defend yourself.”

“Ha, you don’t even have strategy meetings anymore?”

Chan interrupted again, so we both told him to stay silent and cheer.

“I’m going to sleep, so tell me the results when you’re done.”

En Boja Mensi lay down on the mat again, and a happy face was sitting right next to her. We just glanced at each other. I think it’s less uncomfortable after Rita-senpai started talking sh*t not too long ago. As long as you don’t talk about your appearance, you’ll be fine. For some, that’s the opposite. Hearing that kite smells like sweat makes me sick.

“Get started.”

The duel began with the words of Enboza Mensi. Tack-tack–I bumped the wooden sword a few times, and I felt that the breathing on the other side was very well matched. Chuckle. She was pressuring her little by little, but Chan seemed to feel that she was in trouble, so he gave a sincere instruction.

“It’s a ploy to drive me off the market!”

Tighten up step by step. She asked Ain if she wanted to change her karate, wouldn’t it be dangerous for her? Her right hand hurts. She trusted her judgment and obeyed, because she had the odds if she had to finish quickly. Eurachacha, while screaming and attacking.

—That’s impossible.

“Stop it!”

It won’t open. It just fell out and fell away from me. I tried to apply belatedly, but the two of them had already started pushing Ain out of the field while surrounded. He told me to show my back and run away right away, I didn’t listen until the end and fell outside. It was a loss of a pair like never before. Someone clapped my hands, so I turned around and rolled my eyes.

“Chan?”

“I knew it would be like this.”

Seeing how my teammates acted like that even though they were losing, I could see how much resentment they had built up.

─It’s f*cked up.

You have to defeat them alone. Today could have been our pair’s first defeat. Oh oh The military song of the combat cadets began to sound. Finally, Enboza Mensi woke up. She caused huge flames to rise at either end of the smoke stage and cried out in a coherent manner.

“Let’s bet!”

I will bet 20 luzen on the assistant. The immature Lia also turned her pocket inside out and pulled out her two silver coins. Now, when the guys who joined the battle came out one after another, Rita-senpai went around with her notebook.

“Now, everyone has tried it, so you know?”

Skillfully harvest, divide into two sides, and even write down dividends. Stunned, I looked under the performance stage, and before I knew it, Ain also threw a gold coin into it. Win somehow Then she swears that she won’t drive out Amppong.

“Keep your promise?”

I dropped my wooden sword to the floor and grabbed dirt in both hands. Good night. I’ll give you the ugliest, dirtiest victory in the world. These bastards, don’t you know that I’m a lot older than you guys in real life?