Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

105 – Salvation (5)☆

I just looked at it because I couldn’t understand it.

“Because he knows he is ugly, he must have a slave spirit. Ampong. You are at the bottom of Heoden’s Boars from today. It’s lower than pig’s feet, so you know the rank properly and crawl on your own. Otherwise, I’ll kick you out anytime and ask you to give me back 300 Luzen. If you hear me, answer me. Aphasia doesn’t mean you can’t answer, right?”

“Uh uh…… Huh…… Ugh!”

“Yangmul, change some of the posters on your way back.”

I received a new announcement in a bewildered mood. I took Rosa and pasted it up at the place where the posters are posted.

[Announcement – Heoden’s Wild Boar Recruitment Guide]

·Hyeonwon: 4 people.

·Capacity: 5 people.

·Period: It starts when you come.

·Configuration: Head (Strategy), Yangmul (Combat), Jokbal (Supply), Amppong (Duty), Teeth (Incitement).

·History: 5 v. 0

·Eligible candidates: Those with a tight head.

·Ineligible: Any stinky, dumb b*tch.

·Recruitment method: Interview ▸ Verification ▸ Pass.

·Benefits: Delicious lunches and treats for minor wounds.

·Note: Chan Gallery declined.

It was an Ein Kamphunt-like article. Her bold writing style, as well as her insistence on not accepting chan, are hers. Seeing that she erased the slaves of beauty on standby, the princess recognized the usefulness of the kite.

─If you come into their fence, they will protect you somehow.

So even if you mistreat Rosa right now, she will embrace you after time passes. By that time, when it turns out that your divine power is weak and really incompetent, I will have to work hard to make up for it. I don’t know the future, but wouldn’t she be able to know that there is a different world through this incident. If you interact with the academy cadets, you will be able to plan a new life.

“Holy Lady, would you like to go eat?”

Let’s encourage them by saying that they worked hard. They look sad.

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“Huh…… Whoa……… Wooooo!”

“You can talk now.”

“Muh, muh, I was scared…… Oh, really, it looks like a demon, but I will continue to see it from now on, isn’t it?”

Sometimes you have to watch it. When the royal family convenes, everyone must gather, and the moment they protest, they will be expelled, so they have no right to refuse.

“I owe you 300 luzen, so I have to follow you for the time being.”

To think of Clie’s children, Rosa shed silent tears.

“Then, the hero…… Always stay by my side…… Will you give it to me?”

Roza has to keep going with me anyway. If she accompanies an apprentice nun on her outings, she will have to pay a silver coin.

“As long as you are traveling with me.”

“Huh, Rosa’s yo, hero…… !”

“Let’s have a meal.”

I purposely headed to a shabby place. It wasn’t to save money, but at Francesco’s request. He asked them to be careful because the bread and soup provided by the church will feel rough if they get accustomed to the food sold outside.

“Oh, it’s delicious…… Wow, it’s great to know this place. Any true warrior…… Come on, know how to make a saintess happy. It was like that in fairy tales too. The hero says I am omnipotent. Is that right, Pon Pon Hero?”

—It’s phone pong.

This was the restaurant Kite told me about. It mainly sells soup dishes, but the price is cheap and the taste is good. An Ain would vomit, but the food itself is clean, with a slight smell.

“Didn’t it taste good?”

It’s not a lot, but I asked for half of it.

“Irene Seo, thanks to the saintess, I can imitate the saintess too…… I want to bring you some.”

I felt sorry for him begging for permission. I ordered another one.

“I have nothing to give you…… Even if you keep buying me something delicious, uh, I can’t carry money around!”

There are no pockets in the saint’s clothes. Carrying property seems to be considered taboo as it is considered unclean. This means that when Rosa is with me, she is always penniless.

“Instead of…… Jo, the hero, I’ll prepare a lot of things you like. All, look forward to the next treatment…… Please.”

Again, ha, ha, he was breathing disgustingly, so I told him to calm down. I want you to practice not stuttering, so I ask you to teach me yourself. I had her repeat what she just said to her.

“The hero instead.”

“Instead, yo, yo, the hero!”

“A bunch of things I like.”

“Joe, Joe, what you like…… Haaa…… Come on, a lot…… Haaa.”

I can’t seem to fix it, so let’s leave it alone. If you see that he doesn’t stutter the prayer, it’s not congenital stuttering.

“I’ll take you to the cathedral.”

“Yes…… The heroine’s saintess will obey bo, bo, bo.”

Just in case I don’t know what else this girl is up to, she wonders what I like.

“Me, pure underwear…… Transparent Oh, cloth…… And four, a token of love, and a true heart!”

“Are you saying you’re going to keep wearing nasty clothes?”

Bow my head and babble at my point. It was that she was confused because she liked it and pretended not to. Since I was answering as an advisor alone, I told him to do as he pleased. I can’t lie. I don’t hate when Rosa shows me her underwear and reads the Bible with her crotch open. Just.

─It’s a little scary.

“Yo, hero!”

At a point not far from the cathedral, Rosa stopped me. I looked around to make sure no one was there.

“Go, thank you, I also drew this on my body. Look at the marked area, would you like to see it?”

If I say no, I’ll be tired, so I’ll allow it.

“Haaa…… Ha ha…… It’s this way. You have to look closely inside.”

Turn around and walk the skirt up to the chin. Ten small ♡s are drawn on the back of the knee. It is both pretty and messy. Anyway, you shouldn’t give it away because you expressed your gratitude by using your own body as fire.

“I can feel your sincerity.”

Now that we’re done, I slightly bend my knees, straighten my hamstrings, fold them back, and lower the hem of my skirt. It’s a more comfortable expression than before. I went to the entrance of her cathedral and led her to her lay monk. He asked to see me for a while, so I followed him.

“Things are going well, but if you are going to be with Rosa in the future, you will need to be baptized.”

When I asked, it was similar to Pong’s Sesinje. It’s about washing your body in clean water and coming out, the only difference is that it’s a religious ceremony. What’s a little annoying is that you have to study the catechism for 4 weeks, but you should listen to it on Saturday.

“Can I ask St. Rosa to read the Bible?”

“Of course it is possible. In fact, it is a difficult situation for a priest to teach one by one. Rosa is still a saint, so there won’t be any problems as long as she maintains her position. However, once Irene-sama officially becomes a saint, she must listen to Irene after that.”

“Yes.”

I was told to go back, so Rosa ran out again. I know it was sent to the warehouse, but I wonder why it came, so let’s open our eyes wide.

“Mi, I brought you some wheat grains. If you chew this long, it tastes sweet. See you on Saturday, warrior!”

Then they run away. It smelled of straw, and it must have been shaking the wheat. Seeing that it was done in the spring, it meant polishing old things. Holding a handful of wheat grains, Francesco laughed hysterically.

“Aren’t the two of them a good match?”

“What do you mean to me, who is not even a believer?”

Francesco laughed and pushed his back. I have to see Rita-senpai today. We agreed to reconcile, but we haven’t exchanged seals since. I guess I should contact you to have a meal with me first.

“Let’s go to the library?”

When you come up to the dormitory, Tyria urges you.

“You haven’t been studying properly lately.”

“How do you know that?”

“I always go to church and leave notes, but it’s obvious!”

To be honest, studying in a dormitory is difficult. Kite and many others send seals, so it’s not once or twice that I’ve lost my concentration. These days, Lia also sends a note playfully. Really nothing special

「I’m bored.」

「Professor is constipated.」

「Bedivere is hungry.」

All of her seals are questionable. So, what can she say, she is just confused because she is like a servant who only does her own thing and runs away. So, I responded in a similar way.

「Me too.」

“Kite too.”

「My roommate too.」

This is why I spend less. It seems like they are just talking to each other without any particular intention or purpose, but it is a bit annoying because the recipient pays the cost. I don’t want to be mean to the kid, so I’m going over it right now.

“Come prepared with a book.”

She definitely refused to be dragged away unilaterally.

“I have to have dinner with Rita-senpai.”

“Again?”

Rita and Rita thought it was all over, so she asked back what the end was, since she hadn’t even started.

“Did I tell you? The guys in this room were also kicked out after only following women. You listen to my advice very carefully!”

I rubbed my ears and answered bluntly.

“Do you think I will get good grades?”

“f*ck!”

“The assistant is also good. I’ve never fought a battle and never lost. It’s to the extent that even you, who are smart, can have a conversation.”

Let’s say there’s no problem, I can’t feel the intellectual gap between you and me these days. To talk about a very difficult magic theory and explain what it is.

“How do you solve something you have never learned?”

Tyria now packs up my book and tells me to come out right away. She said she would never put up with an idiot roommate.

“Look at this and talk.”

I opened the seal that arrived yesterday. It was sent by the professor of the public administration lecture I took every Friday.

「I apologize for hurting the cadet’s feelings by adding unnecessary words…… (Syncopation)…… I contacted you separately because the thesis of this short paper seems plausible. If you don’t mind, why don’t you reveal your thoughts in front of everyone at the upcoming recital? Since there are few views on regional integration that have such an emotional consensus as the subject, I think it will be a fresh stimulus. If you plan to come, please check the date and location below.”

“Did you see it?”

“It’s because I reviewed it!”

“I’m busy with the presentation topic given by the professor.”

“Then I have to go study even more. Wake up and stop procrastinating, are you really going to be a pig?”

Tyria wheezes that it doesn’t matter what the name is, and she heard a joke at the student council about my genitals being so heavy. Ain calls me Yangmul or Bural every time, so there are rumors that it is of extraordinary size.

“Is it a high praise?”

“Really dirty. Upset. I’m going to the library, so come back later. If you come to the academy, study. It’s a meal with a different woman every day of the week. While meeting saints, princesses, seniors, and even childhood friends, why on earth do they not take care of roommates? Do you know that I am doing this to like myself? I’m afraid you’ll become stupid, so I’m taking care of you!”

─Another menstruation.

Meeting Rita-senpai first is the first thing I do, so I come by myself by 7 o’clock. I heard that you have to study for three hours until 10:00 to be effective, so I said I would understand. OK.

“Wash up and come.”

“Why?”

“I can’t concentrate if there is a bad smell next to me.”

─I was thinking of sitting apart, but what kind of nonsense are you talking about again?

I was too lazy to answer, so I told him to stop. I used the crunchy charcoal to write a sealed letter to Rita-senpai.

「I eat meat. With your money.”