In Another Life

Chapter 80: 1 robber

Section 80

"Tell you two, did you hear that! What are you looking at?"

The sweat of the god's anxiety was sweating, Li Tian swallowed saliva, and now the two of them are too late to run.

A catcher came over to take a shot of the **** stick and shouted: "What the **** are you asking, I didn't hear you!"

The horror of the **** stick was trembling, and his brain was blank. He pointed the earth temple with his hand, and said in his mouth: "Temple ~~ this temple ~~"

Li Tian quickly took the call and pointed to the painting on the wall, saying: "Wonderful, it's so wonderful! You look at this painting, sir, it's really no one before, no one coming after, the painting is popular and flowing, with thousands of gestures. An unprecedented gem. "

Unable to understand in the clouds and fog that the crowds were listening to quickly, one of them pointed to Li Tian and asked, "Who are you! What are you doing, what are you talking about?"

"This official, you don't know yet, this painting contains a secret."

"Secret? What secret?" Li Tian's words immediately aroused everyone's interest.

"This official, what do you see in this painting?" Li Tian asked deeply.

Said the catcher looked at for a long time and said: "A pair of water chickens?"

"So what do you see?" Li Tian asked another catching fast.

"Also ask, this is a pair of wild geese!"

"What do you say?" Li Tian asked another official.

"A pair of quails, also laid an egg."

"Look, isn't the problem coming? The secret of this painting is that it can test people's IQ. As long as they are not mentally handicapped and idiots, they can basically understand what the painting is? Please take a closer look and look carefully. Then I was answering, all the people in Yamen, don't make people joke. "Li Tian finished speaking, ignoring everyone, and staring at the painting very carefully, motionless.

"Is it still necessary to see? My wife's third uncle is a master of Danqing. I have been deeply acquainted with his true biography. I have been smart since I was a child and I knew it was a pair of water chickens."

"Zhao Xiaosi, don't blow it, you are at that level, you don't know a few big characters, this is a pair of wild geese."

"It's a quail! An absolute quail!"

"Lao Li, this is a painted mandarin duck ~~"

"Obviously two ducks ~"

"No, the top is a chicken, the bottom is a goose ~"

Li Tian hurriedly and quietly pulled the **** stick and dragged him away, "You idiot, what a daze, don't hurry."

The two left the crowd quietly, but walked very slowly, daring not to run, afraid of attracting their attention, the **** stick whispered, "What on earth did we draw? We haven't cracked the secret code yet, what should we do if the six people are worried? "

"Relax, wait for them for two days, I think they will not come tomorrow, and they will leave a mark. Let's come back tomorrow and leave this land of right and wrong." The two slowly walked into the alley.

This group of patrolling officers are still expressing their own opinions, arguing for reasons. I saw an anxious blush and a thick neck, and picked up a stone. "This is a pair of wild geese. The quail you said should look like this." After that, I drew a quail of my imagination on the wall.

"The one you drew is a gadget, it should look like this." The other one also drew one.

"Hahaha laughed at me, you two are also called paintings, look at me ~~"

"You are wrong, look at me ~~"

In their argument, Li Tian and Shen Bang came to a small restaurant, which is basically safe here.

"God stick, take some money out, eat some food, find a place to live first, I have no money on my body." Li Tian said.

"My God, what do you call me to do in the restaurant, and all my private money is stolen." When it comes to money, the **** stick is heartbroken.

"Don't tell me that you don't have any money hidden in your body, let me borrow your business and give you interest."

"From hungry in the morning to now, I have taken out the money." The **** stick is a little anxious.

Looking like this, Li Tian knew that the **** stick was really out of money. A hunger sensation came from his stomach, smelling the delicious food on the table next to them, and the two swallowed.

"Guest officer, may I ask you two points?" A chap guy asked politely.

"Well, that, let's sit down and have something to do." Shen Bang said embarrassedly.

"The two of you sit down slowly." Rantang was quite sensible and didn't rush the two away.

"Humph! A pair of poor ghosts, want to run here to eat white food." A fat man on the side table said shamelessly.

"Mom is a fatter man than you, and I'm in charge of your business." It was embarrassing to have no money. He was also gossiped by others and the **** stick immediately replied.

"Dare to scold Master Ben, dead bald head to find out if you are dead, you poor ghost don't hurry up to **** me off." The fat man stood up at once, shouting with pride.

The **** stick also stood up angrily. Li Tian looked at it and quickly pulled the **** stick, "Forget it, don't worry about this dead fat man, let's go."

Even pulled the **** stick out, and the **** stick felt very angry in his heart, "Li Tian, ​​I must beat this pig's head today. Look at his sample, dare to tell Lao Tzu to get out!"

"Stick, don't worry, you can't spare this kid. When he finishes eating, let's find a place with fewer people and teach him well. Are we running out of money? Then grab it, it's crowded now. We can't beat each other, and the poor don't be embarrassed to **** them. The pig's head is sent to the door, and even the money is robbed, so that he knows why the flowers are so red. "Li Tian slowly said to the **** stick.

"I said, when did Li Tian start to be a good person. That's enough buddy, as far as our skill is concerned, we can't beat martial arts, beating the pig's head should be no problem. I will find a place for no one. He came to a fair fight between the two. "When the **** stick heard that he was going to **** the fat man's money, he immediately got a spirit.

"You attack from the front, I smash him from behind, tactical cooperation must be tacit, the guiding ideology must not be messed up."

"I'll prepare some lime powder again, just in case, anyway, that kind of grand fight, we can't be embarrassed to do it. I can't afford to lose that person, and it's a joke, how can I still mix up in the future.

"For your present spirit and nerves of shamelessness, Li Tian pays my highest respect."

"Encourage with Jun!" The two shameless guys shook hands violently.

Two hours later, the fat man finally walked out of the restaurant, struggling with leisurely steps. He didn't know that he had been caught by two mischievous guys.

"Dead fat man, let's meet again." God sticked his arm and stopped in front of the fat man.

The fat man glanced at the **** stick, and he was a little bigger than the **** stick in shape. He was obviously dominant in figure, and said indifferently: "Dead bald, looking for a fight, do you know who I am? Laozi is ~ "

Before the fat man had finished speaking, the **** stick launched a sneak attack, "I inserted my eyes, lifted the yin legs, mom, I was beaten by you, a fat man, and I care about who you are ~"

The fat man was caught off guard by surprise with the **** stick, and finally pushed the **** stick away. The angry finger **** stick said fiercely: "Lao Tzu must kill you today, dare to attack Master Ben, Lao Tzu ~" When he had finished speaking, he fell to the ground.

Li Tian raised a thick wooden stick and stood behind the fat man and said, "No time to know who you are. Stick, search, where is the money hidden?"

The actions of two people can be described in four words, that is, return home with full load.

"Why is this dead fat man carrying so much money on him, who is he? It's really puzzling." The **** stick looked at the silver ticket and the gold ingot in his hand. Don't mention how excited he was.

"First find a high-end inn to live in. The more high-end the place, the less the official house will be checked. When tomorrow's morning, the people of the six ethnic groups will quickly leave the city, and there is still a big thing to do." Li Tianbian said while walking.

"What's the big deal?" Shen Bang asked casually.

"My Marshal Yuci's gold seal was searched by He Jiugu, and I was afraid that she would hand it over to the government of the rebels. If our people don't know about it, that thing can mobilize the entire Daan's soldiers and horses." Li Tianye This matter is very anxious.

Just when Li Tian and Shen Gu made a fortune, looking for inns everywhere. In the official residence of Lord Fu Yin in Xinyang City, Lord Fu Yin and Wei looked at his old friend He Jiugu, "You are definitely wrong this time. I just received a report from Master Yang. , Marshal Da Tian and the envoy of Daan have been burned to death in Wangqiutan by Master Yang. This is very exciting news for my warrior army ~ www.readwn.com ~. "

"Li Tian is dead? Then those people in my dungeon?" He Jiugu was very suspicious of Fu Yin's words.

"Well, that's right, those couples must be posing. Lord Yang is a famous ghost army division. Whoever dares to talk about this kind of thing again, it is a bulletin issued by the military literature of the Ministry of Defense. Now we are in the territory of your country. There was a band of gangsters who were specifically assassinating officials and wealthy businessmen, and the people who got them panicked. I guess the few you arrested might be their same party. "Master Fu Yin said to He Jiugu.

He Jiugu thought for a while, the military literature of the Ministry of Military Affairs was not in disorder, are the few who escaped from me really posing? He Jiugu touched the gold seal of Marshal Hu Guo, who wanted to take it out and ask Master Fu Yin to check the authenticity. But thinking about it, it's still okay, since it's pretending, then go back and stamp the gold and play with some pieces of jewelry.

"Senior Yin of that house will not investigate anymore?" He Jiugu asked.

"No, not only to investigate, but also to investigate severely. From tomorrow on, as long as there are more than five people with swords in the city, all will be taken to prison and then said, and this group of gangsters must not be soft. I will command the following people , Every time you grab one, you get a reward of twelve. "

"Adult, I will go to the prison to help you identify one by one, these people have killed my men, and my aunt will never let them go!"

"That's hard Jiu Gu, hehe." Fu Yin said, reaching for Jiu Gu's towering breasts.

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