I’m Upgrade by Selling Moe [Interstellar]

Chapter 3: The world's first cute

Ji Wuxiu "..."

A cool breeze blew the panda cub's hair messy, rather pitiful.

The system was silent for a long time, and comforted: [This is an accident, so the host should not be discouraged. 】

The black and white creature trembled, and his lifeless face was full of grief and anger, "Why is this happening."

The system is still conscientious and conscientious to comfort the host: [It is the lightning leopard with an abnormal aesthetic, other creatures are not like this, rest assured the host. 】

The systematic vows energized Ji Wuxiu, stood up slowly, and patted the paw prints of the leopard on the white fur.

At this moment, the ten-second spicy eye buff has not passed, the black panther is still screaming and rolling, and the leopard's claws are stretched out because of the struggle, and the pink pads are exposed, giving it a powerful and cold image. Nothing at all.

Such a cold black panther, who said he was crazy, would be crazy.

Mr. Panda's furry face was lifeless, and his jet-black eyeballs watched the black panther's one-man show, which was a relief of hatred.

I actually dislike my ugliness, and don't look at how ugly you are!

This leopard is simply too much, not only despising his own achievements, but also insulting his own body's natural cuteness.

Think about the first time he himself came out to sell cute, although the skills are unfamiliar and the business is not proficient, but it is also forgivable.

But this leopard feels ugly...

ugly…

Ugly to spicy eyes.

It's unbearable!

Ji Wuxiu’s eyes instantly lit up a blazing fire, and his body shook his soft and fluffy hair. The tiger's body shook, like a sumo wrestler stomping his feet. The Wei Meng majestic body suddenly rushed to the black panther and raised his paw Going up is a bear pat.

—Kill you ugly!

Ji Wuxiu's two claws alternated with a hot wheel, directly hitting the Panther more miserably.

"Wow—" The Black Panther roared angrily after being beaten, his ears folded into airplane ears, grinning at Ji Wuxiu, pouting his hips and making a shocking sound, his pupils were full of anger towards Ji Wuxiu.

Are you afraid of dissatisfaction?

Ji Wuxiu was standing, his chubby belly looked more conspicuous, and he shook his plump bear's paw to show how mighty his fist was!

See how domineering I am!

Mr. Black Panther was taken aback and refused to admit defeat. He also lifted his paws and shook his paws like Ji Wuxiu, and the matte mat was instantly revealed.

There was silence.

Ji Wuxiu sneered silently, because his bear paw was bigger than that of the leopard!

The more I thought about it, Ji Wuxiu's smiling plump body trembled, and even slapped his thigh with bear claws. The eyeballs that were originally covered with dark circles looked even more...inconspicuous at the moment.

The black panther roared angrily, and the sharp nails suddenly appeared when he brushed it, and his eyes were full of stubbornness.

Even though the language is not clear, Ji Wuxiu still understands the meaning of the black panther. His hairy face seems to show a simple and honest smile, and then his sharp nails suddenly appear.

More importantly... even the nails are longer and thicker than the panthers.

The panther retracted its paws quickly, roaring angrily, and the long tail behind him swayed quickly.

Ji Wuxiu couldn't help but slapped Black Panther.

What are you yelling at you panda?

The black panther gas jumped, but he didn't dare to step forward, he could only hesitate and wandered, seeming to consider how to attack.

Ji Wuxiu's lifeless eyes widened in an instant. Does this leopard still want to attack me?

Black Panther who knows nothing:? ? ?

Ji Wuxiu's bear paw suddenly lifted up again, and it was a shot at the panther's face with wide eyes and horror. The violent sound shook the valley, the leaves waved, and the birds flew up and twittered.

The panther was beaten and quickly wailed, as if begging for mercy.

After a few hits, Ji Wuxiu stopped panting, and took a few steps back and sat directly on the ground. He didn't want to move when he was tired. His round back bends into a hairy ball, and his simple and stupid face was as dejected as ever, as if every day. All unhappy.

So tired...

Taking this opportunity, the panther was finally relieved from the state of being rubbed on the ground, and got up quickly. The vertical pupils were full of panic. The first reaction was to turn around and ran away, limping and disappearing at the end of the forest. It's gone.

From beginning to end, this Mr. Panther never looked back.

Like being afraid of getting hot eyes again.

Ji Wuxiu felt that he was even more angry.

This Panther is absolutely aesthetically distorted and abnormal!

After a while, the black-and-white creature couldn't help getting up slowly, walking the swaying inner character, and then moved to the soft grass and sat down again, regardless of how pitiful the grass under the buttocks was.

Mr. Panda sighed quite humanely, his limp body bent, looking like a ball of hair from the side, still black and white.

Because of the drooping dark circles, the round face seemed to contain infinite sorrow.

"System, I may be really not suitable for selling cute."

The system that hasn't spoken for a long time seems to know that the host is in a bad mood, so it cautiously said: [Host, this time is really an accident. Your appearance is the result of precise calculations by the system. With this form, the chance of being cute is absolutely 100%. Hundreds of successes. 】

Ji Wuxiu shook his feet, leaned against the tree trunk and smashed his mouth, his face was full of sorrow, "Forget it, those are not important, what is important is what should I eat later today?"

As a panda, and only a few months old panda cub, Ji Wuxiuwu's eyes are constantly watching the surroundings, looking for the national treasure's favorite delicacy-bamboo.

The system makes a sound in due course: [ding! The staple food of pandas is bamboo, but also a small amount of meat, as well as wildflowers, vines, weeds, honey and so on. 】

That means that the host, don't just stare at the bamboo!

Ji Wuxiu's words about the product system have a lot of connotation, "System, isn't there no bamboo here, right?"

The system is a little guilty: [This...if you sell cute, you will have bamboo. 】

Ji Wuxiu couldn't help but chuckles in his heart, shaking his paws, "What do you mean?"

I don't know why, as a human, he doesn't actually have any obsession with bamboo, but since becoming a panda, he swears that after hearing that he can't eat bamboo, he couldn't help but want to get angry!

The system sound is a bit floating: [It means literally... 】

Ji Wuxiu's eyes were red, and his paw slammed on the tree trunk, leaving a string of shallow scratches, "Clarify what's going on?"

The system hesitated: [That is, the host is no longer on the earth, there is no panda here, so where is the bamboo. 】

Ji Wuxiu shook his body, sat down, his face with dark circles under his eyes was lifeless, "Am I not on the earth?"

When he said this, Ji Wuxiu's voice was still a little dazed.

Even though he died before, then had the system, and finally came back from the dead, even if he became a panda, he was not as at a loss as he is now.

It's like duckweed without roots, and suddenly loses the courage to support it.

The system was taken aback, and quickly calmed down: [Host, this is not the time for you to fall into a period of hesitation. 】

Ji Wuxiu didn't speak, and continued to lower his head, with a few dull hairs floating in his round little head, letting it sway in the wind.

At this time, the system seems to have a human touch, [Host! Please speak! You won't really lose the courage to live, will you? 】

The black and white panda still hangs its head, motionless, maintaining a stance of leaning on all sides.

[I was wrong, host! 】

The panda still didn't move, but after a while, there was a snoring sound, and the body shook with the snoring sound. The chubby body was difficult to keep calm, and it didn't take long to slid down and fell asleep on the lawn.

The most important thing is...there are also large fonts.

It's like a thick and full blanket.

Full of desire/hope that makes people want to lie down.

system:【…】

Ji Wuxiu was too tired...From death to rebirth, and then experiencing himself as a panda, all sorts of things piled together, constantly stimulating the tight nerves, and when he finally relaxed, he fell asleep.

The system was considerate and did not speak any more.

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The wind blew the leaves and made noises, but it still didn't wake up the sleeping panda.

Ji Wuxiu didn't know how long he slept. He even had a dream, dreaming that he had conquered the world like a panda. Everyone was crazy for him and exclaimed as a **** for his cute actions.

Countless cameras and lenses are constantly shooting at me.

I'm afraid to miss every moment of his cuteness.

Ji Wuxiu smashed his mouth and let out a hey laugh.

【Host…】

[Host... Wake up soon. 】

Ji Wuxiu was so distracted by the noise that he could no longer fall asleep. He opened his eyes irritably. Before he could say anything, he was yelled by the system in his mind: [Don’t sleep, look at the one behind you Sika deer, you have to seize this opportunity and work hard to be cute! 】

Ji Wuxiu quickly cheered up, and he didn't care about wrestling with the system. He got up to his feet, his movements almost not like the slow panda before.

Ji Wuxiu looked left and right, staring wide-eyed, and at the same time looking hard, he did not forget to say to the system in his heart: "Where is it?"

[Behind you...you just turn around. 】

The system's voice was extremely calm and could not hear any emotions, but Ji Wuxiu couldn't help but flushed his face. Fortunately, he couldn't tell because of his thick skin. He nodded with restraint, "I know."

The sika deer stared at this strange creature curiously with wide watery eyes.

It has never seen such a strange creature.

So fat and ugly...

The black and white creature slowly turned around, revealing a face that was pretending to be honest, but still obviously lifeless and melancholic, especially the conspicuous drooping dark circles that made the sika deer startled and couldn't help it. Fuck down.

—Really ugly!

Sika deer's IQ is not high, but instinctively feels that this creature is very weak, so weak that it can even bully it at will, which makes it less nervous, relaxes its muscles slightly, and stares at this creature with more curious eyes.

Ji Wuxiu was a little guilty at the moment. He stared at this sika deer, which was obviously very cute and soft, and said to the system with a guilty tone: "I think this sika deer looks at his face every day, and it must be immune to my cuteness."

The system tone is cold: [Host, your image is the first most adorable creature in the world voted by the people of the earth, do you understand? 】

That means-a sika deer in a mere sack, in the billowing natural cuteness, is simply vulnerable.

Hearing that Ji Wuxiu blushed again, he bit the bullet and said: "Then I will try."

Realizing that selling cute's first order is about to succeed, the system's voice is a little more exciting: [Host, come on! 】

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