I’m the MC, Why Do I Suck at Cultivation

In the night.

Hundreds and thousands of miles away wind and cloud changed. Black clouds covered the city and were lightning and thundering.  The winds that were raging at this moment were very terrible.

The world changed, attracting countless eyes.

In Yin Yang Celestial Land.

Jiang Yuanyin was sleeping when suddenly, he opened his eyes in shock.

“It’s going to rain!”

“No! It’s the mystical stones that are moving!”

Jiang Yuanyin looked even more shocked as his gaze radiated two beams of divine mana that pierced through everything, directly seeing the unusual phenomenon in the Yin Yang arena.

But when Jiang Yuanyin saw Lu Changsheng present there, Jiang Yuanyin couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief.

But soon beams of light appeared inside the hall and Jiang Yuanyin face looked horrified.

“Master, Yin Yang Mystical Stones moved.”

“Master, the mystical stones has moved.”

“Master, the immortal relics in the divine stone are about to be released!”

The people who appeared were all the top leaders of Yin Yang Celestial Land. They all appeared here and spoke in succession with a shocked expression.

“What are you guys doing here in my place? The mystical stones are moving, so why don’t you go back and take a look.”

Jiang Yuanyin spoke. He didn’t understand. If there was something wrong with the stones then why did they come here?

The high-level people were silent. It was as if they wanted to say something, but they felt that Jiang Yuanyin was right.

But that was not the point. They didn’t talk nonsense! They followed Jiang Yuanyin directly to the Yin Yang martial arts field.

Soon, dozens of figures appeared over the Yin Yang martial arts field with all disciple of the Yin Yang Celestial Land. Naturally, people wouldn’t miss such a thing.

“The mystical stones moved. Can it be said that today I’m fortunate enough to see the immortal items contained in the divine stone?”

“Very likely, but how did those mystical stones suddenly move?”

“Didn’t they said that only predestined people could make the stones move? Who is the destined person?”

“Lu Changsheng! Daoist Senior Brother!”

“Yes, Senior Brother Changsheng.”

“I never thought that the destined person would be Brother Changsheng.”

The disciples discussed among themselves.

The sky above the Yin Yang Sovereign and the others were quietly gazing at the mystical stones, not far away.

“The mystical stones are moving abnormally, and it looks like someone destined has appeared.”

A Supreme Elder appeared and opened his mouth in wonder.

“However, the mystical stones are moving abnormally and the immortal treasures are being released, but brothers and sisters look at the sky. The dark clouds are covering the sky and lightning is striking. There isn’t any auspicious. What is going on?”

“Yeah, why do I feel like it’s not like an immortal object being released but rather a demonic weapon being released?”

“Dark clouds, thundering and lightning, as if to destroy the world. It’s doesn’t look like an auspicious occurrence.”

“Could it be that Ancestral Master was mistaken. This isn’t some immortal weapon, but a demonic weapon?”

Everyone talked about it, and they instantly noticed this strange phenomenon.

If it were the birth of an immortal weapon, it should be auspicious with golden clouds and bright light, but now the black clouds that were overwhelming the city, accompanied by violent winds made people feel uneasy.

“Master, do you remember what the Ancestor once said?”

An elder spoke up looking at Jiang Yuanyin and asked so.

“Ancestor?” Jiang Yuanyin thought seriously about it and then spoke up without slowing down, “Buy a house near the school district and profit on the starting line?”

(TNote: It’s old cliché advice from old people, meaning: having a house next to the school so the children canl get a head start.)

Supreme Elder: “…”

Pill Hall Master: “…”

Talisman Hall Master: “…”

Formation Hall Master: “…”

All the disciples: “…”

“Isn’t it?” Jiang Yuanyin looked full of curiosity.

“Senior Brother Sovereign, stop fooling around!”

The latter was somewhat depressed.

“Oh, I remember, my Ancestors had once said that having a house in a blind date, is twice as effective with half the work?”

Everyone: “…”

“Okay, okay, just a few jokes with you guys, what?” Seeing the anger growing in the eyes of the crowd, Jiang Yuanyin smirked and then appeared to be very serious, “My ancestors once said that Yin Yang Mystical Stones with one yin and one yang, contained two great immortal’s treasures, but later, as my ancestors soared, he noticed that one of these two mystical stones had a great evil.”

He was so earnest that everyone nodded.

“Exactly! The Ancestor said this. My master’s master’s master’s master’s …. The master is the disciple of the time, and it was recorded in ancient books too. Yin Yang Mystical Stones, one yin and one yang, there may exist an immortal weapon as well as a peerless demonic weapon.”

The other side said firmly.

“In other words, these moving mystical stones are hiding a demonic weapon?”

“No wonder the heavens and earth have changed so much. I didn’t expect it to be a peerless demonic weapon.”

“Since ancient times, demonic weapons have drunk blood. If it’s released, won’t it attract bloodshed?”

Everyone had some concerns.

However, Jiang Yuanyin shook his head and said, “I don’t know about others, but nephew Changsheng may have a way to suppress this demonic weapon.”

He said this with great certainty.

“Why is Senior Brother so sure?”

A senior member curiously asked.

“Because of him. He looks handsome.”

Jiang Yuanyin said very seriously.

In an instant, the crowd was silent again.

Some people wanted to refute, but what Jiang Yuanyin said was true.

Plus, understanding the nature of this Sovereign, they didn’t said anything more.

Soon, everyone looked away.

The stones shook violently, and the cracks became deeper and deeper.

In an instant, a terrible Qi rushed out, forming billowing waves. Liu Qingfeng, Li Yang, including the other disciples, were pushed away hundreds of meters in an instant, but Lu Changsheng was unscathed.

It was not that Lu Changsheng was so powerful, but the Pagoda of Heaven and Earth played an extremely important role at this moment.

Ten thousand streams of mysterious yellow Qi draped down on him blocking the monstrous ferocity.

Crack Crack!

Crack Crack!

Crack Crack!

Terrifying sounds rang out, and the mystical stone cracked open. Blood-red light swept over ten thousand miles, and the sky turned red at this moment. The kind of red that oozed was terrifying.

And what was even more terrifying was that the mystical stone cracked open and a strand of red blood flowed out, making it look horrifying.

The ominous Qi spread, like an invisible claw, heading to kill Lu Changsheng at the first opportunity.

Buzz!

Buzz!

Buzz!

However, at this moment, the Pagoda of Heaven and Earth burst out an immense amount of golden light. A monstrous aura pervaded, like a hundred thousand mountains suppressing and blocking this frightening ominousness.

At the same time, the level-twelve Cyan Lotus appeared at his feet, spreading an infinite Buddhist light, and the cyan ten-thousand-character Buddha seal surrounded Lu Changsheng, resisting the ominousness.

The unusual phenomenon of The Hundred Schools of Thoughts activated automatically, and a series of voices could be heard. The ominous phenomenon was suppressed.

“The sky is healthy! Gentlemen strive for self-improvement.”

“Dapeng rises with the wind in one day, soaring for 90,000 miles.”

“Don’t wait for the youth’s head to go white.”

“The blade of the sword has been sharpened and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold.”

(TNote: All four sentences above are quotes from respected scholars throughout history.)

This mystical stone contained something terrifying.

Lu Changsheng was forced to open the unusual phenomenon abruptly, and the Pagoda of Heaven and Earth and the level-twelve Cyan Lotus woke up automatically at the same time, suppressing this ominous phenomenon.

What’s even more frightening was that Lu Changsheng found out that some terrible things are difficult to suppress.

This is terrible.

This was the first time Lu Changsheng felt danger.

He had a hunch.

If he had failed to suppress it, then most likely he would have been squashed here.

“Ganesha Suppression!”

Lu Changsheng took a step forward, and for a moment a divine elephant appeared, attracting ten thousand rays of light. In the middle of the void, the divine elephant’s precious appearance was dignified, with great power, ruthlessly suppressing the mystical stone.

This evil weapon, however, seemed to resist even more ferociously.

This is very dangerous.

It was tricky.