I’m The King of Chaos

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Once reincarnation, Jin is at hand.

Seeing Liu Box and Fan Yu standing stupidly in a daze, Jin Shangyu said with a smile, "Well, forget it, you haven't heard of it, there are more things you haven't seen! Don't try it first!"

"Ah! How did this make it! The color is bright red, the taste is rich and juicy, it is crispy but not broken, and it is fragrant and not greasy."

"I said eldest brother! You are not a chef too! How can you taste like this!"

"Well, you don't know! Our elder brother was also a famous chef back then! Later, because of some things, he became a handyman!"

"Forget it, don't mention the unhappy things! Isn't it good now! Living is more important than anything else! Besides, what is this called Pork! I guess most people can't do it!"

"Brother, this is called Dongpo meat! Forget it, just call it what you say!" It was very happy to see the two older brothers, and Jin, who was a new chef, was also very pleased.

In all, Jin Shangyu, as a traveler, has never made Dongpo meat once in modern society. The reason why I did so well today, to put it bluntly, is mainly because these people have not known the smell of meat for two months.

In other words, even if the meat is cooked directly, the brothers will shout that it is delicious.

Of course, Jin Shangyu still tried his best.

"Damn, Su Dongpo, you great writer! You should thank you Xiaoye me! Without me, how could your Dongpo meat show up in earlier dynasties!" At one point, the two old brothers were eating When his mouth was full of light, Jin had such thoughts in his mind.

After dinner, a delicious meal also gave the three people more topics. Lying in a small pierced ear of less than ten square meters, looking at the not-so-bright ever-bright lamp, which shimmers from time to time, Jin Shangyu really misses the most insignificant light bulb in modern society.

"Brother! I think you've always been restless these past two days! Could it be that something is wrong with your brain again!"

"Your brain is not right! Brother, I am fine! Well, ask one thing, do you really have ghosts in this world!"

"Ghost! There should be! But no one seems to have seen it!"

"This! Actually, I really hope there are ghosts, so we can be ghosts after we die! Maybe we won't be bullied like we are now!"

"Um, I'm sorry! This topic is a bit heavy! Let's change it! I don't know if the two old brothers have married a wife!"

"Forget it, they are all my own brothers, just talk about it, just to pass the time! Before I was a handyman, I really had a good friend! But I didn’t touch anything! I guess it’s early. Just get married! Alas!"

"Oh what! Boss, you finally got along for a while! Unlike me, I have lived in the palace since I was a child. I see a lot of beautiful women, but I don't want to touch them!"

"Hahaha, it turns out that the two of you still have such a past! I said second brother, I heard that there are beautiful women in this palace! I also heard that our old emperor also invented a trick called'Sheep Che Wang' Fortunately' method! Have you heard of it!"

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"I said, you kid, where did you hear it! This is the crime of beheading! But don't tell me, I really know this! It is said that because the harem has nearly 10,000 fans, every night After a busy day of government affairs, the first emperor was always worried when he wanted to play, and he did not know which concubine to choose. Later, I heard that the first emperor thought of a fair and reasonable way to solve this problem, that is, let the sheep pull He walked around the palace in the car at will. He was sitting in the car, wherever the sheep stopped, the emperor would go to which concubine! But whether it was called'Yang Che Wangxing', I don't know!"

"Damn, it turns out that Emperor Wu of Jin really has such a thing! It seems that later generations did not wrong him!" After hearing Fan Yu's account, Jin Shangyu also muttered in his heart.

In this way, the three brothers lived aimlessly in the mausoleum of Junyang. Fortunately, Jin Shangyu made a new thing from time to time, and finally time passed a little bit.

However, one day, just as the three brothers were chatting, there was a sudden jagged footstep outside.

"Quickly, before Zhengling! Someone may be here!" While talking, Liu Box already brought Fan Yu and Jin Shangyu to Jin Wudi's Zhengling quickly.

"Kneel down, someone is really here!" After a simple sentence, the three of them also knelt in front of the spirit together.

At this moment, the sound of footsteps outside is getting louder.

"The emperor is here!"

"Damn, it turned out to be that foolish emperor! Why did he come! Nothing happened! It stands to reason, this is only a few months, and nothing should have happened!" Hearing shouts outside , Jin Shangyu was also thinking silently in his heart.

"You, all, go down! I want to go in alone to worship Emperor Father!"

"Yes! You, and you, all follow me! Let's pick up the emperor in a while!" Just under the order of a strange yin and yang, the footsteps outside were still chaotic, but they were getting weaker.

However, just at this moment, the sound of only da, da, da footsteps is getting clearer. Don't think about it, know that someone has walked in.

"Oh, there are three more people here! It should be the guardian!"

"If we go back to the emperor, we are handymen who guard the emperor! Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

"Handyman, spirit watcher! Are you never going out of Junyang Mausoleum!"

"This, we can stand for the emperor, this is our merit!"

"Oh, it's a hard-failed person! Forget it, let's kneel with the widow for a while!" Of course, the person who came in was not someone else, but was the second emperor of the Great Jin Dynasty, Sima Zhong, who was called the mentally retarded emperor by the world. People.

But now in Jin Shangyu's eyes, it looks like a different person. Although he was still wearing Sima Zhong who was filial piety in appearance, his eyes were obviously full of wisdom energy, which was not a manifestation of mental retardation at all.

"Damn, it is said that Sima Zhong is a foolish emperor, how come he looks like this now! Could it be said that historical judgments are also inaccurate, maybe the story of the'government toad' and'why not eat meat porridge'? all fake!"

For a time, Sima Zhong's image also changed in Jin Shangyu's mind. Although the man's historical knowledge is not as good as those of master-level figures, he still knows some allusions.

However, in the face of such a situation, it can be seen from their pale faces that Liu Box and Fan Yu are already a little stupid. They never thought that the current emperor would stand in front of them alone.