I’m The King of Chaos

"Brother, don't look! Long live Lord may have to go to Mrs. Xie to rest! Brother, I am going to serve! You should go to the handyman's room first!"

"Um, I'm sorry, I made my brother bother! In fact, Long live Lord has already made an order to let my little brother be his personal guard!"

"What, you can actually be the bodyguard of Long live Master! That, that's great, in the future, our brothers can be more recent!"

"Get close to a fart! If I don't say this, you will send me to the handyman's room! It's really unpredictable!" Jin Shangyu hated from the bottom of his heart when he thought of the old traitor who was in charge of Yanling. However, thinking about returning, Jin still generously bowed to Yanling to show his gratitude.

"Come here! When is the time? I still don't hold the lights!"

"Go back to the Lord Long live! Now you have the lamp! It's just that you told me not to make it too bright!"

"Oh, so! Okay, let's go to Mrs. Xie first!"

"Long live Lord Luoyun Palace!"

"Damn it, Luoyun Palace, I haven't slept in the history class of Lao Tzu, why don't I have any impression at all!" As he followed Long Jia slowly to a small palace, Jin was also in his heart. Thinking.

At the moment when Jin Shangyu was stunned, a woman like a fairy walked out of Luoyun Palace leisurely.

She saw a little vermilion lips on her powdery face, her expression was eager and ashamed, and she smiled, already upside down all sentient beings.

"The concubine welcomes the driver who is late, so please punish me!"

"Get up! Uh, is the bed ready! The widow still wants to play that fun game with you!"

"The concubine body is already ready!" When this sentence was said, the face of the glamorous woman was obviously a little red.

"Damn, what game is not game, isn't it just sex? Poor Lao Tzu, a modern person! This Sima Zhong is really blessed!" Seeing the jade hand of the woman called Mrs. Xie, she changed her hand. Huang Sima Zhong introduced a gorgeous bedroom, Jin Shangyu really felt unwilling to be a man.

"I mean brother! Look, Long live Lord has already settled down, should we take a break too! In addition, I will help you take care of your residence too, don't you think?"

"Yes, yes, everything depends on my brother's arrangements!"

"Listen to you all! This is the new guard Jin Shangyu! Don't underestimate my brother, he is our personal guard ordered by Long Live Lord!"

"Yes! I'm waiting to meet Master Jin!"

"That, it's all my own, don't give me the courtesy!" As he spoke, Jin Shangyu was already led into a partial hall by the general manager.

"Brother! This is where all of us live! This room, what do you think! There is also a suite in it. If you are not satisfied! Let's change it!"

"Satisfied, of course satisfied!" Yanling said with a smile in a luxurious room.

In fact, when he first walked into this house, Jin Shangyu was impressed by the carved and jade columns.

I saw pillars of white marble standing in the four corners of the room. The surrounding walls were all carved with white stone bricks. The orchids carved from yellow metal bloomed enchantingly among the white stones, and the blue gauze curtains waved with the wind. Of course, the most eye-catching thing here is the antique table of the Eight Immortals.

auzw.com"Damn, is this the legendary agarwood furniture!" Just when the chief executive turned and left, Jin was also instantly immersed in a happy dream .

At that moment, he even thought of himself alone, standing in the auditorium of China Institute of Technology, smiling happily.

"Damn, what's wrong with me, isn't it just a super luxurious room! What's that! There is not even the simplest ordinary electric bulb!" Suddenly, without knowing what it was, Jin Shangyu suddenly fell into a trance Came out.

Because reality told him that this is no longer a modern society, but this is the darkest era in history-the Great Jin Dynasty.

There was no sleep all night. In the early morning of the next day, when the first ray of sunlight shone on the palace inner hall, Jin Shangyu got up early. After habitually stretching his waist, he instinctively told him that this place is no longer modern society.

However, the moment he pushed open the door, he almost didn't frighten Jin.

I saw outside the door, and didn't know when it was, there were four beautiful beauties standing there. Because of the uniform court costumes, Jin Shangyu seemed to be a quadruplet sister at first glance.

"Master Jin is well! Please wipe your face!"

"Damn, what the **** is this, a piece of white coarse cloth, a box of powder that doesn't know what it is!"

"My lord, please use it! Is my lord planning to let us help!"

"No, no, no, I will use it! Well, put these things down! Wait a while, I will do it myself, that's it!"

"Yes, Master Keyan said it!"

"It's okay, if he asks, I'll say that you are doing the errands well!" Seeing the four beauties reluctant to leave, Jin Shangyu also put it straight.

That's true. After listening to Jin Shangyu's explanation, the women gently put a basin of light water on a wooden shelf, put the other stuff in place, and turned away.

"Damn, it's **** it! Going back to ancient times to wash! Wow, what kind of smell is this!" Jin Shangyu was taken aback by the peculiar smell as soon as he moistened a white cloth with some gray powder.

"Damn, this powder must be used to clean your teeth! It's just that it's too unpleasant!" After trying to "shabu" his teeth, Jin Shangyu also casually washed his face. .

"No, I can't just become someone's tool like this!" Jin Shangyu felt uncomfortable when he thought that the banquet chief would always win over himself.

After all, although he is a modern person, he is not a fool. This is a big problem of "standing in line". Once the wrong choice is made, it will be the result of being crushed!

After washing up, before Jin Shangyu left his room, he walked into a middle-aged man in Chinese clothes.

"I slept well last night! If you need anything, just tell my brother and I!"

"Little brother thanked elder brother for your attention! Very good! I don't know what task I have today!"

"Well, well, today, I heard that our master is going to enjoy flowers in the back garden! Why don't you come and play together, brother!"

"Great! Well, the manager, I don't know the four beauties who came just now!"

"Oh, you mean them! They are all handymen in the palace! You should also serve you! You won't be the one who likes them! If you just say, brother, I like adult beauty the most! Besides, this palace There are more than 10,000 beauties in it, and there are still a few of you!"

"Damn, it turns out there are tens of thousands of beauties in this palace! It's no wonder that there are beautiful figures everywhere! Also, this is the Western Jin Dynasty. These emperors were originally erotic!" After hearing what Yanling said, Jin Shangyu There was no word for a while.