I’m Not a Scumbag

Many of the water friends who just opened the live broadcast are stunned.

"What's the situation? Multi-camera live broadcast?"

"Forgive my ignorance, when did Weishi become so advanced?"

"If I'm not mistaken, the little sister who just screamed seems to be the director of the program group? Funny hand!"

"The little brother on the main screen moves quickly, the director is in danger, and you don't even go to rescue? I saw her fallen chair still shaking, and she must not have gone far. Go save her now, probably You still have time!"

"I'm new here, can anyone tell me what's going on?"

"This live broadcast will not be about selling dog meat, right? It is said that it is a live broadcast of staying in a horror hospital overnight to play pen fairy, directly attacking supernatural events. At the beginning, it is necessary to find an excuse to escape from the hospital with the whole army? It's too bad!"

After the initial confusion, the number of water friends in the live broadcast room increased rapidly, and their opinions were quickly unified. They agreed that Xiong Miaomiao was selling dog meat at the head of a sheep, and it was not a supernatural live broadcast at all.

The moment Lin Fang heard the scream, he raised his vigilance and immediately said to Xiong Miaomiao: "Xiong Da, contact Xiao Hei immediately and ask her what's going on there!"

Xiong Miaomiao didn't realize the seriousness of the situation, she pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "What! Just as the live broadcast was about to start, something happened immediately, this guy must have done it on purpose! She was cowardly and wanted to run, We don't agree, she's playing such a small trick! Humph!"

After venting his dissatisfaction, Xiong Miaomiao still switched channels and called black clothes: "Xiao Hei! Stop making trouble, the live broadcast has already started, and the water friends are watching, you are so ugly!"

After a short pause, there was no reply. Xiong Miaomiao also realized that something was wrong. She panicked a little: "Xiao Hei! Xiao Hei! Please answer, what's the situation on your side? Are you okay?"

Responding to Xiong Miaomiao, it was still infinite silence.

Xiong Miaomiao was completely panicked, and she said to Lin Fang: "Lin Fang, what should we do? Xiao Hei must have an accident!"

Lin Fang stared at Xiong Miaomiao speechlessly? Corrected her: "You can call me Lin Fang? You can also call me Detective Lin, there is no Director Lin! Understand?"

Xiong Miaomiao nodded again and again: "Okay? Daoist Lin? What should we do next?"

...

At this moment in the live broadcast room, the water friends lined up happily.

"Okay? Daoist Lin!"

"Yes, Chief Lin!"

"Received? Daoist Lin!"

"Lin Daochang? What should we do next?"

"Okay, Lin Dao... What the hell? You blind student upstairs actually made you discover Huadian!"

"It's really with you, can you drive in the ghost live broadcast room? It's really six!"

...

Lin Fang looked at Xiong Miaomiao and said, "I'm going to Xiao Hei's place to see, do you want to come with me?"

Xiong Miaomiao nodded vigorously and said: "I'll go with you, Xiao Hei came with me, I must take her back safely! Xiaohong, Xiaobai? Are you waiting for us here, or go to the hospital to find a place stay?"

The two in red and white looked at each other for a while? Or did they feel safer in the hospital, so they pointed to the hospital together decisively? "Let's go to the hospital!"

Xiong Miaomiao tapped the tracking device on his head and said: "Okay? Then you go to the hospital? Let's go to Xiao Hei. What's the matter? Use this call in time! Note that this hospital is quite strange, and some places may No signal, don't panic if you can't hear our reply, change your location, or try to contact us with your mobile phone!"

After Lin Fang waited for the agreement of the two in red and white, he immediately took Xiong Miaomiao out of the hospital.

Xiao Hei didn't leave their car too far. In order to facilitate support and to escape in time in case of danger, she set up a tent not far from the car.

The tent is quite large, with ten square meters in it, and the table is piled up with equipment.

After Lin Fang arrived, he quickly looked around.

The equipment was placed in a mess, and it seemed that someone had deliberately disturbed the original position, and the chair had fallen to the ground.

Some potato chips were scattered on the table and the ground, but the packaging bag containing the potato chips was nowhere to be seen.

Xiong Miaomiao came in, and before he moved, he was held down by Lin Fang: "Don't move, I'll see if there are any clues!"

"Oh……"

Xiong Miaomiao agreed, looking at the fallen chair, scattered equipment, and something called the "Soul of the Great Detective" burning in her chest, which made her want to move.

I've also watched "Sherlock", isn't it just reasoning? Isn't it deductive? I can do it too!

There is no doubt that Xiong Miaomiao's soul of a bear child has been burned, and she feels that she is no worse than Lin Fang.

Lin Fang closed his eyes, the grass and trees in the tent appeared in his mind, and the picture was divided into two.

On one side is the exact same picture as the scene, and on the other side, all the discordant things in the picture move, slowly forming two human-shaped phantoms.

Someone sneaked into the tent and hit Xiao Hei with a stick. She was tearing apart the potato chips. She tried too hard, and the potato chips fell out. Her body shifted involuntarily.

The attacker's attack was missed at once, smashing on the table and shaking the equipment.

Xiao Hei screamed, and turned sharply back before she could see the face of the other party, when a pair of big gloved hands covered her mouth, the sneak attacker grabbed her and dragged her away from the tent, and the chair was taken along with her. fell to the ground.

The screen so far has not moved.

Lin Fang opened her eyes and immediately saw Xiong Miaomiao sneaking up in front of the table. She secretly picked up the potato chips on the table, carefully stuffed them into her mouth, chewed slowly, and tried not to make a sound.

Her eyes were also looking around, as if trying to find some clues.

Just watch her walk without paying attention to the movement under her feet. If there is any clue, she will destroy it completely.

For example, there is half a footprint near the chair, which seems to be a trace left by someone standing there suddenly exerting force because the ground is relatively soft.

It's just that after Xiong Miaomiao walked by, the footprints were destroyed, and it was impossible to find the murderer through the shoe prints.

In the live broadcast room, because of Xiong Miaomiao's reckless behavior, it also exploded.

"Oh, NO! My God, is this little dwarf mentally retarded? The clue is next to the chair, right under her feet, she actually stepped on it abruptly, damn... stepped back! It's over! The footprints were completely wiped out. broken!"

"Cough! Upstairs, don't be so excited. The live broadcasts are all scripted and acted. You have such a strong sense of substitution, shouldn't it be a care?"

"I'll take care of you! Read the title! This is a supernatural live broadcast room, but the director was hijacked. This is obviously an accident! The address of this abandoned hospital is so biased, if you don't hurry to find the female director, she will be in danger. Yes! The dwarf is mentally retarded, no explanation!"

"Only I think this big-chested young lady has a cute appearance and a cute height? Loli's face and devil's figure are simply the perfect wife! I have decided that from today onwards, she will be my wife!"

"Upstairs, I beg you to be a person! Everyone is worried about the safety of the female director, but you are thinking of finding a wife! Yes, you are the only dog ​​who thinks so!"

In the tent, Lin Fang grabbed Xiong Miaomiao, who was still jumping around, and dragged her out.

"What! What are you doing! I'm still looking for clues!"

Xiong Miaomiao was very dissatisfied with Lin Fang's actions, she said angrily: "I'm about to find the key, you disturbed my thoughts, I can't remember anything!"

"To shut up!"

Lin Fang stared at Xiong Miaomiao and said, "If you want to find Xiao Hei, just follow me honestly, and don't talk nonsense! Otherwise, you will stay here by yourself! You agreed to hire me to help you strengthen your courage, but now you are still If I have to work part-time to save people, I will lose a lot!"

Xiong Miaomiao glanced at Lin Fang vigilantly, held down her wallet subconsciously, and refused: "I don't agree! I warn you, it's impossible to add money, if it's a big deal, I'll call the police and ask the police uncle to help find Xiao Hei!"

Lin Fang was a little bit stingy, he was already considered a stingy, but he didn't expect to meet someone who was even more stingy.

Sisterhood is not as important as a wallet, this little guy just wants to protect his wallet.

Lin Fang shook his head and said, "I didn't ask you to add money. Anyway, since I took over your mission, I am also obliged to ensure your safety. Come, come with me!"

"Oh!"

Hearing that Lin Fang would not increase the price, Xiong Miaomiao was relieved, followed Lin Fang obediently, and burrowed into the wild field by the roadside.

The abandoned hospital is located halfway up the hillside in the suburbs. Except for one road leading to the outside world, which is made of concrete, the other roads are all dirt roads.

Even on sunny days, these dirt roads are not easy to walk because of the half-person height weeds around them.

If you encounter a slippery rainy day, it is easy to fall down and lose sight of the direction, and can't get out for a long time.

Xiong Miaomiao followed Lin Fang a few steps before getting into the grass, and the whole person was stunned.

To Lin Fang, it was only half-height grass, but to her, it could drown her whole body.

Xiong Miaomiao decisively grabbed Lin Fang's shirt and said, "Lin Daochang, you can't go inside any more, it's very dangerous inside!"

"Danger?"

Lin Fang looked around suspiciously. Although it was already night, the tracking device he was wearing provided enough light source. He glanced at it, and there was not even a rabbit in the half-human-high weeds, let alone a single rabbit. Say what a ferocious animal.

What's so dangerous about this?

Lin Fang was extremely puzzled, and he said, "I didn't see any danger? Hey... how about you?"

Xiong Miaomiao almost couldn't help jumping up and breaking Lin Fang's knee, he had never seen such an insult!

She endured and endured, but in the end she couldn't hold back, she slashed Xiulinfang's toes, and said angrily, "Open your eyes for me, can I be here? If you laugh at my height again, you will be your own. Go find Xiao Hei!"

In the live broadcast room, at this moment, there was another round of laughter.

"Oh my God, no, I thought this young lady was pretty cute, but the moment she got into the grass, I really couldn't hold back! This contrast is so stark!"

"It feels like Lin Daochang is a little taller, which makes our little sister a little shorter."

"More than a little shorter? I doubt whether this big sister Xiong is 1.5 meters tall, and it feels like it has not reached Lin Daochang's chest!"

"I suggest that Chief Lin should lift Miss Xiong to the top of her head and let Miss Xiong ride him."

"It's rough upstairs! Big Sister Xiong belongs to me. If you want to ride, you can only ride me. How can you ride someone else?"

After laughing for a while, the commotion started again.

Originally, Xiao Hei was in charge of scheduling and managing the live broadcast room. With her there, even if there was chaos in the live broadcast room, or the rhythm was chaotic, she could set things right and bring the rhythm back.

But Xiao Hei didn't know who was taken away, and Xiong Miaomiao's live broadcast room was now in an unmanaged vacuum.

I don’t know if it’s because the feeling of being left alone is too cool, or the chaos of attrition at the very beginning of the live broadcast is very attractive. After the spontaneous spread of the water friends, the number of fans in Xiong Miaomiao’s live broadcast room has exploded, and even entered at one point. The leaderboard of the live room.

Lin Fang grabbed Xiong Miaomiao, who was trying to turn his head away, and said, "I'll give you two options, one is that I carry you on my back, or I can hold you. Let's quickly cross the grassy area and find Xiao Hei as soon as possible. I roughly know that she is being led by someone. Which direction to go.

The second is that you follow me, and I cut the weeds with a knife and make a way. Which one do you choose? "

"Open the way with a knife!"

Xiong Miaomiao folded her arms around her chest, looked at Lin Fang with a wary expression, and said sarcastically, "Don't think I don't know what the **** you're up to, hum, you pervert, I'm so young, you can do it too?"

"..."

Lin Fang chatted in silence for a while, and took out a Boi knife from his backpack. This was not an authentic Boi knife, but a customized modified version of a certain treasure, which was very light and easy to use.

To deal with weeds, generally speaking, the agricultural sickle is more powerful, but considering the different situations, the scope of application of the Boyi knife is wider.

Lin Fang slashed with the Boyi knife for a while, and then said to Xiong Miaomiao faintly: "Xiong Da, I remember you said it yourself, you are all white-collar workers with serious jobs. No matter how young a white-collar worker with a job is, it will take years. Are you over 20?"

Xiong Miaomiao took a breath. She wanted to lie and say that she was underage, but facing Lin Fang's oppressive eyes, she had to snort and said, "Who is 20? I'm 23, and it's been two years since I graduated!"

Lin Fang turned around, looked at Xiong Miaomiao and said, "If you say that, even if I have any thoughts about you, it's not a pervert, right?"

"you……"

Xiong Miaomiao didn't know how to refute Lin Fang for a while, so she wanted to play a rogue.

But I heard Lin Fang suddenly say again: "What's more, I have no idea about you. I have many girlfriends, all of them are prettier than you, and I can't be too busy. You chase me, maybe I can think about it. ."

"I'm chasing you? Ha...ha...ha!"

Xiong Miaomiao pointed at Lin Fang, feeling that he was not well.

Not to mention what happened when he was in school before, just say what department Xiong Miaomiao was in after joining the job, wasn't he treated like a baby?

Although the local girls in Jincheng are generally petite and not very tall.

But like Xiong Miaomiao, a top-quality little girl with a baby face, a small stature, but a chest and a butt, is extremely rare.

Not to mention those weird milfs with special hobbies, even straight men with normal orientations, can't stand Xiong Miaomiao's coquettish offensive.

It's good now, a stinky Taoist priest dares to say that about himself...

Xiong Miaomiao sighed angrily for a long time, but couldn't utter a single word.

The water friends in the live broadcast room immediately followed suit.

They supported Xiong Miaomiao almost overwhelmingly, calling Lin Fang unworthy.

Until a water friend who added V appeared and said, "Lin Fang is telling the truth. He does have quite a few girlfriends. I have had scandals with him!"

At first, her words made no waves.

It wasn't until someone noticed that something was wrong, turned out her ID, clicked in and looked at her Wechat account, and came back and said, "You know, the one who supported Dao-Lin just now said that he had an affair with Dao-Lin Lin. Yes, it's Meng Zuer's deity! Meng Zuer has come to our live broadcast room!"

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and this time, Xiong Miaomiao's live broadcast room could be regarded as a complete explosion.

Also because of Meng Zuer's bubbling, there were many people who came to the live broadcast room to watch the excitement and play soy sauce.

Xiong Miaomiao's live broadcast room, which was previously suspected to be swiping data and was pressed from the live broadcast list, could no longer hold back, as if sitting on a rocket, it went straight to the first place!

...

In the university dormitory, Li Jianfeng was boredly swiping his micro-vision. From time to time, he would swipe to a live broadcast room. He slipped every time, until he swiped again this time, just when he saw the words of Meng Zuer, he subconsciously clicked in.

Then, the multi-camera live broadcast of the entire live broadcast room unfolded at once. He was not interested in the messy grass on the main screen, and mainly focused on the messages in the live broadcast room. When he saw Lin Fang's name, he was stunned for a moment, and quickly He glanced at it, and sure enough, in Xiong Miaomiao's perspective, he saw the shadow of Lin Fang.

Li Jianfeng decisively opened Xiong Miaomiao's perspective, and found that Lin Fang was indeed stunned.

"I'm going, it's actually Lin Fang! How did he start a live broadcast?"

Li Jianfeng, who was confused, decisively shared the live broadcast room with He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang: "Quick! Quick! Come and watch Brother Fang~www.readwn.com~ He is doing live broadcasts with people!"

He Naibin was stunned for a while before replying to Li Jianfeng. He said suspiciously, "Jianfeng, make it clearer, is our brother doing it as a host, or is it a live broadcast with an unscrupulous woman?"

"..."

Bomb.jpg!

Li Jianfeng sent He Naibin a moving picture of the bomb, and then said: "Nai Bin, I really have you, I said it clearly, Brother Fang is doing live broadcasts with people, but you actually said that he is the anchor! What a mess of live broadcasts! Brother Fang is on the live broadcast! You are tired, don't you know it by watching the live broadcast yourself?"

...

Lin Fang held the Boyi knife and slashed all the way in front, not slow at all.

Xiong Miaomiao just lost her temper for a while, and she almost lost sight of Lin Fang's back.

"Wait for me!"

In a hurry, she couldn't care less about getting angry, shouted loudly, and quickly chased after her.