I’m Not a Scumbag

Sanliangmian, a big bowl of noodles bigger than Meng Zuer's head, was eaten by her.

Lin Fang also had an appetite when she saw the sweetness she ate.

When he eats noodles, he puts the topping (whistle) aside and eats the noodles first.

Trying to eat the noodles almost, Lin Fang was about to start with the toppings, but suddenly, a pair of chopsticks stretched out and took away all the yellow spicy diced in his bowl with a few strokes.

"Didn't eat enough?"

Lin Fang glanced at Meng Zuer with some amusing, and said, "Then I'll order you another bowl."

"Hiccup~~"

While shaking his head, Meng Zuer hiccupped and said, "No, I'm full..."

Seeing that Lin Fang's eyes fell on her bowl, there were piles of the yellow spicy diced that she just picked up from Lin Fang's bowl.

She just finished saying she was full, and immediately covered the bowl.

"This is mine, I want to eat it!"

"yours?"

Lin Fang was even more amused, these yellow hot peppers were still in his bowl ten seconds ago!

After being taken away by Meng Zuer, it became hers!

Oh, woman!

"Mmmmm!"

Meng Zuer nodded desperately, quickly picked up the yellow spicy diced in the bowl, and bit each one.

Her mouth was full of smooth, tender and spicy fish, which made her unable to restrain her eyes from narrowing her eyes in satisfaction, and said, "Good time... What kind of fish is this? Why haven't I tried it before?"

"Jincheng is called Yellow Spicy Ding, scientific name is yellow catfish (sang), and there are also called Gayazi, yellow bone fish. It has more meat and less thorns, and it is delicious."

"Hmmmm! It's really good... ah ah, ah ah... hic... hic..."

Worried that Lin Fang would **** the fish back, Meng Zuer quickly wiped out the yellow spicy diced in the bowl, but he ate it too fast and was choked. Now the hiccups can't stop, and it keeps ringing.

Lin Fang got up and went to the store next door to buy a bottle of orange-flavored happy water, and twisted it open in front of Meng Zuer.

He asked amusingly, "Are you sure you are really a popular actress?"

"Hiccup... Is this still fake? Hiccup..."

Meng Zuer grabbed the orange-flavored happy water and took a sip, her throat was filled with bubbles and she didn't say a word. She swallowed and gas came up, causing her to hiccup even more.

"Hiccup~~ You! How can you drink this for me? What about my throat? What about my weight?"

"Oh……"

Lin Fang raised his brows and said, "If you don't know good people, pay me back if you don't drink."

"Humph! You stingy, iron rooster, disrespectful, villain, gangster! I won't pay it back!"

"Are you still hiccupping?"

"Of course... Huh?"

Meng Zuer patted her chest, trembling and trembling, but hiccup stopped.

"Alright!"

"Then let's go."

Seeing that Meng Zuer was back to normal, Lin Fang got up to pay the bill, then walked to the side of the road to stop the car.

"Why are you stopping the car?"

Meng Zuer grabbed Happy Water and followed quickly. Seeing Lin Fang's actions, she asked in confusion, "Don't you have a car? Just take me back!"

"I'm going back to school, and I'm not on the way with you. I'll help you get a taxi."

"Hey you……"

Meng Zuer stomped angrily and said angrily, "You didn't ask me where I live, how do you know it's not right?"

Lin Fang touched his chin and said, "Then where do you live?"

"Whee……"

Meng Zuer smiled slyly and said, "How can you be so direct? Do you want to go home with me? I hate it!"

"Look! I'll say it's not the right way."

Lin Fang shrugged and stretched out his hand to stop the car.

"Hey!"

Meng Zuer pressed Lin Fang's hand down hard, rolled him a glance, and said, "Just kidding, cheapskate! Let's go, I'm staying at the Shanmin Hotel, and I'm on the way with you, you put me at the door of the hotel , go back to school."

Lin Fang thought about it, nodded, and said, "Okay, get in the car."

The two returned to the car. Meng Zuer kept drinking the happy water and didn't speak. Obviously, he was still a little emotional.

Lin Fang concentrated on driving and didn't speak.

The car quickly came to the gate of Shanmin Hotel, Meng Zuer didn't get off the car immediately, but reached out to Lin Fang instead.

"Lend me your cell phone."

"Why? Don't borrow it."

"It's okay if you don't borrow it. Come upstairs with me."

Lin Fang thought about it for a while, but obediently unlocked the phone and handed it to Meng Zuer.

He always felt that there was a hole in it. If he went upstairs together, he might not be able to explain clearly.

"Coward!"

Meng Zuer pouted, entered his mobile number on Lin Fang's mobile phone, typed it, and hung up after connecting.

Then, she clicked on WeChat, entered a string of numbers, and added her WeChat as a friend.

When all this was done, Meng Zuer accidentally glanced at Lin Fang's WeChat messages, only to see the rows above, all of which were red envelope messages, and then looked at the profile picture of the person who sent the message, and they were all pretty girls. , could not help frowning slightly.

"Fuck! I'll pay you back!"

Lin Fang took over the phone, somewhat inexplicable.

Meng Zuer may be a madman with a nickname. He gave him so many nicknames for half an hour before and after, and he just opened his mouth.

Watching Meng Zuer push the door to get out of the car, Lin Fang was about to leave, but Meng Zuer didn't take two steps before he turned back and knocked on the car window to signal him to put it down.

Lin Fang lowered the car window, she leaned on the window and asked, "Brother stinky, is today your birthday?"

"No~ www.readwn.com~ Lin Fang shook his head and said, "There are still a few days before my birthday will be on the 25th. Why are you asking this? "

"Nothing. Let's go!"

Meng Zuer waved his hand, turned around and left.

"Inexplicable!"

Lin Fang pressed the car window up and was about to drive when a call came in.

It was He Naibin who called. He was in a coma for a long time. At this time, the call passed and he seemed to be awake.

"Hey, Nian Bin, are you okay?"

"I'm such a fart!"

The opposite He Naibin was so angry that he seemed to be on the verge of explosion: "Lin Fang! I treat you as a brother, but you want to be my brother-in-law! Say, what did you do to my sister? Where are you now? She... Is she? Are you taking a shower?"

"..."

Lin Fang was dumbfounded.

What did He Naibin come up with?

Why did he ask, is Meng Zuer taking a bath?

After thinking for a while, Lin Fang answered truthfully: "She's in the hotel, and I'm about to go back..."

"What? Are you done taking a shower? Lin Fang, you bastard..."

The sound from the receiver was too loud and sharp, so Lin Fang had to hold the phone away.

When He Naibin's voice calmed down and his mouth was no longer fragrant, he put it back to his ear and said: "Hello! Drink milk bin, I kindly send your cousin back to the hotel, you don't need to say thank you, but you keep scolding me, Is it a bit too much?"

"Thank you? I thank you big bastard! Forget it... Since the raw rice has already been cooked, I have nothing to say. Don't waste your time, take it easy, and come with me to see my aunt and my uncle next weekend. ."

"???"

Lin put his forehead full of question marks, not knowing where to start.