I’m Not a Scumbag

"I'm not really a scumbag (

The food and travel route planned by Lin Fang could not be completed, maybe even halfway through, Meng Zuer could no longer hold on.

She exhausted all her strength and dragged Lin Fang back.

Lin Fang didn't resist, and let Meng Zuer drag him away, but with a smile on his lips, he asked her, "Zuer, didn't you say you want to keep shopping and eating? I still have many delicious restaurants. I haven't shared the delicious food with you."

"No more!"

Meng Zuer rubbed her little belly, her face was full of happiness and pain, she used a lot of perseverance to restrain her, did not turn around and went back, she said: "I can't eat anymore, I really can't eat anymore, I'm at least five fatter today. catty!"

Lin Fang touched his chin and said regretfully, "That's a pity, I still want to take you to eat a big bone."

"Oh……"

Meng Zuer rolled his eyes and said weakly: "Then I really thank you, and I eat meat again, so I can eat it!"

Lin Fang said in surprise: "Who told you to eat meat? It's all said to be gnawing on the bones, the point is gnawing, there is not much meat. After gnawing on the bones, **** the marrow, it's great."

"Then I won't eat it either!"

Meng Zuer sternly covered his ears and refused: "I don't want to listen to you anymore! Are you a devil? I'm already very uncomfortable, and you still want to tempt me!"

Seeing that Meng Zuer had indeed reached the limit, Lin Fang smiled and did not continue.

Not all girls can eat as much as Shi Xiaolu, her stomach is connected to another dimension, bottomless.

"So, where shall we wait? It's still early."

"Let's go to the bar to play, okay? We can dance!"

Meng Zuer changed his previous weakness, and suddenly regained his vitality.

"Bungee? You and me?"

Lin Fang pointed to Meng Zuer and then to himself, with an incredible look on his face.

"Can't you?"

Meng Zuer said displeasedly: "Hey! We met at the bar for the first time, okay? Why are you so exaggerated?"

Lin Fang touched his nose and said, "It's not impossible for me to go to the bar, but we seem to be in a father-daughter relationship now. Have you ever seen a father take his daughter to a bar?"

"Uh……"

Meng Zuer froze on the spot, hating his prank again.

I'm so stupid, really!

If I hadn't put on a middle-aged makeup for Lin Fang, today would have been the most perfect date in my life, because I made a fool of myself and had many failures today.

Just when Meng Zuer fell into deep self-blame, her cell phone rang, which invisibly eased her embarrassment.

"I'll take a call!"

Meng Zuer told Lin Fang, grabbed the phone and ran to the side.

After about ten minutes, Meng Zuer came back with an unhappy face, and she said to Lin Fang very reluctantly: "Lin Fang, I'm leaving, I have an urgent notice to rush. See you next time, I don't know if it is When will I miss you."

Lin Fang shrugged and said with a smile: "You have my phone number and WeChat, you can call me anytime, why are you so sad? It's as if you can't see it anymore, the plane and high-speed train are so convenient, what do you want to eat, I'll get off. I'll take you to eat."

"Lin Fang!"

Meng Zuer stomped his feet lightly, and said angrily, "What they said was about missing you, not about taking me to eat!"

Lin Fang chuckled lightly, looked at Meng Zuer and said, "Really?"

"Hmm! Really!"

Meng Zuer nodded vigorously.

Lin Fang touched his chin, showing a thoughtful expression, and said, "So, let's go get the certificate."

"what?"

"Puchi... Just kidding. If you have work, just go and do it, don't worry about me. By the way... I'll take you back to the hotel first."

"Lin Fang..."

Meng Zuer smiled apologetically at Lin Fang, and said, "You don't have to go to the hotel. Sister Qianjin has already helped me back out of the room. My car is already nearby, so I can just get in the car."

"That's fine. You go. Go."

Lin Fang waved his hand and turned to leave.

"Actually I would like to..."

"what?"

Lin Fang vaguely heard Meng Zuer's self-talk, and looked back at her suspiciously.

"nothing!"

Meng Zuer hurriedly shook his head, pointed to Lin Fang's face, and said, "You can only remove the makeup on your face with makeup remover, but nothing can be removed with facial cleanser and soap. My car is here, goodbye. !"

Lin Fang: "..."

Heck! I actually forgot about this!

Lin Fang turned around, trying to catch up with Meng Zuer, but a nanny car stopped in front of her, she waved at Lin Fang, and after getting in the car, the car sped away, unable to catch up.

I'm so...

Lin Fang touched the makeup on his face, seriously suspecting that Meng Zuer did not remove his makeup on purpose before leaving.

Probably to retaliate for his "license" prank?

"Forget it, can a living person be suffocated by urine?"

Lin Fang was about to start school, and Lin Ba and Ma Lin had gone to the prairie to let themselves go. There were only his sister and her best friend Su Ruan Ruan at home. After thinking about it, he decided to go to the dormitory to take a look.

The sand sculptures in the dormitory have probably all lived in the dormitory.

...

Meng Zuer was lying on the back of the seat, looking through the rear window, looking at Lin Fang's gradually smaller, blurred figure, and murmured, "Lin Fang, in fact, I really want to..."

Wan Qianjin, who was sitting in the front, looked back at Meng Zuer suspiciously, and said, "Little Zuer, what would you like?"

"Ah... nothing!"

Meng Zuer giggled and said, "I'm talking to myself! Hee hee..."

Qian Qianjin gave Meng Zuer a white look and said angrily, "My little aunt, if you have time to talk to yourself, can I trouble you to remove your makeup and make yourself look better? The announcement we will wait for is very important. This variety show is one of the best in the country, so you can't take it lightly!"

Meng Zuer stuck out her little tongue and said coquettishly, "I know! I know! Sister Qianjin, you are so verbose, even more verbose than my mother! But I don't even have makeup, so how do I put on makeup!"

Qian Qianjin glanced at Meng Zuer helplessly, and said, "I really can't do anything about you! Hey, the cosmetics are here, and I'll take care of them for you."

"Whee……"

Meng Zuer hugged thousands of gold, kissed her, and said, "Sister Qianjin, you are so nice, what would I do without you!"

Qian Qianjin rubbed Meng Zuer's little head, smiled, and said nothing.

But Lin Fang's shadow flashed in her mind unconsciously, she thought: Even without me, he can take good care of you, right?

...

When Lin Fang returned to the bedroom, it was already the beginning of the lights, and a strange smell wafted from the bedroom.

He Naibin's shouting voice could be heard from far away: "Luo Zhanglang, I said to give you the toilet for a while. No matter how late you are, you won't solve the problem in the dormitory, right?"

Luo Zhanglang roared even louder than He Naibin: "Drinking milk bin, I'm going to **** with you! I'm soaking snails and rice noodles, and I don't feel any discomfort in my stomach!"

He Naibin said again: "Fuck, if I knew you were good, I wouldn't close the door, or I'll give you something hot..."

"Fuck your uncle!"

Boom! Boom!

"Come out and see if I don't kill you!"

"Just kidding, kidding, brother cockroach, I was wrong, don't smash the door!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Before entering the door, I heard He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang arguing. This feeling was very familiar and far away.

Lin Fang stood at the door of the bedroom and was stunned for a while, before getting used to this sense of alienation.

This period of vacation is actually the rhythm of social life that Lin Fang is familiar with. Although there are many more girls, they are all running around in the future.

Suddenly returning to school, Lin Fang really realized that the world has really crossed.

Right now, although it is still his own life, it is already a completely different new life.

new life...

Lin Fang couldn't help but put a smile on his mouth, and walked into the bedroom.

"who are you looking for?"

Li Jianfeng was sitting on the bed and was reading a book. Lin Fang saw at a glance that what he was holding in his hand was actually a copy of "Criminal Procedure Law", and he was actually reading a professional book. Just like two different people.

Lin Xin was very suspicious, and Li Jianfeng wanted to work hard because he was incapable of what happened to his brother.

Luo Zhanglang had finished soaking the snail noodles now. He held a lunch box in one hand and chopsticks in the other, and approached the door and said, "This uncle, did you find the wrong place?"

I go, this taste...

It's not that Lin Fang has never eaten snail noodles, but Luo Zhanglang doesn't know what brand this bag is.

"Who for what?"

Lin Fang took a step back, pointed to himself and said, "I'm your brother! Go, go, go away, it stinks!"

"Hey! It's really the voice of my brother!"

Luo Zhanglang was very surprised. He didn't care about eating snail noodles any more, he hurriedly threw the lunch box on his desk, ran around Lin Fangruan several times, and even wanted to reach out and touch Lin Fang's face.

"Brother Fang, what's going on with your face? Why is it completely different from before? It's old and ugly now, shouldn't it... This is your true face, right?"

"go away!"

Lin Fang brushed Luo Zhanglang's dog's paw, but still explained: "I put on makeup, it's not a scandal these two days... uh... You guys didn't watch my news, right?"

"What news?"

"What news?"

"What's wrong?"

Li Jianfeng on the bed, He Naibin who had just come out of the toilet, and Luo Zhanglang who carried the lunch box again, all three looked at Lin Fang curiously, but they didn't know anything about the scandals of Lin Fang and Meng Zuer that were all over the internet. .

Lin Fang forgot the words at that time, and he couldn't remember what he was going to say.

After a while, Lin Fangcai said: "You...even if you just connected to the Internet, you won't be like this. You still use 2G?"

He Naibin shook his hand and glanced at Luo Zhanglang with a strange look on his face. Seeing that Luo Zhanglang almost wanted to throw the lunch box over, he happily ran away, leaned in front of Lin Fang and said, "Brother Fang, don't do it. Is it a good deal? We slept through the night last night and slept for most of the day, and we just woke up now. I said to go out to eat, Zhang Lang can’t wait, so he has to eat some exciting pads first.”

Luo Zhanglang, who was eating snail powder, couldn't help but scolded: "Stimulate your uncle! Drink milk bin, if you talk nonsense again, I will vomit fragrance!"

"Go! Go!"

He Naibin waved his hand and said, "Let's not talk about you, really, I can't make a joke!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Although Luo Zhanglang ate the snail powder of this brand was a little too exciting, but it was still not at the level of chemical weapons.

But I don't know why, I just want to leave this bedroom...

"cough!"

Lin Fang coughed lightly, glanced at He Naibin with a little guilty conscience, and said, "Otherwise, you can take a look at Weishi, Weibo, etc., and see what the hot searches are, and you probably know why I put on makeup. "

"Isn't it, Brother Fang? So mysterious? Can't you just say no?"

no.

Say it directly, I'm afraid you will hit me.

Lin Fang glanced at He Naibin and shook his head firmly.

He Naibin, Luo Zhanglang, and Li Jianfeng looked at each other, put down the things in their hands, took out their mobile phones, and opened different apps.

After a while, He Naibin shouted and rushed towards Lin Fang: "Lin Fang, I **** with your uncle, you actually did something to my sister!"

Lin Fang had anticipated it, and stepped back outside the door in a few steps.

Luo Zhanglang didn't respond slowly, he hugged He Naibin and dragged him back: "No way! No way! Milk Bin, haven't you been mentally prepared? Besides, even if they really have something, It’s also that fat and water don’t flow to outsiders’ fields, right?”

"Your uncle, fat water!"

He Naibin couldn't catch Lin Fang, and immediately turned his anger on Luo Zhanglang's head, he scolded: "Then it's not your sister, that's my sister! Lin Fang, you better be a man and follow me to see my aunt. !"

Lin Fang spread his hands helplessly and said, "If I had known, I would go back to school tomorrow! Calm down first, the scandal is false. Haven't you read the news of the thousands of gold and their refutation? I have nothing to do with your sister, that day. I was eating skewers in District 5, and she called and insisted on coming. We just had a meal together, who knew there were paparazzi taking pictures?"

He Naibin sneered and said, "Fake it! You can just pretend! Others don't know you, but we don't know you yet? They're all brothers in the bedroom. What kind of virtue are you, we won't know? I'd rather believe that dogs don't eat shit. , I don't believe you didn't attack my sister!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Tired!

It's all fake names, and I'm helpless too!

Lin Fang knew that because of his reputation as a scumbag, as long as a girl got a little closer to him, in the eyes of others, she was already impure.

But only he himself knew that he had only ever seen two women in his travels until now. One of the missionaries was not very skilled in his posture, and most of the time, he was the passive one.

Unfortunately, the explanation is useless.

Lin Fang's heart sank, and said, "If you really don't believe it, you can call your sister and ask her to tell you what's going on. I've been wearing makeup for a day, it's not good. Comfortable, I go out and buy a bottle of makeup remover to remove my makeup."

"Don't buy it, I have it here!"

Luo Zhanglang hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Brother Fang, it happened that our family Wenwen asked me to buy a bottle of makeup remover oil for her, but I didn't even have time to give it to her, just use it first, and I'll buy it for her later. Just one bottle!"

Lin Fang glanced at He Naibin, who was still furious, and shook his head: "Forget it, I'll go out and buy a bottle. Anyway, the school's convenience store should have it, so I'll go back when I go there. Just in time, let Niubin calm down and do it. Know what's going on."

Luo Zhanglang wanted to persuade him again, but Li Jianfeng, who had already got out of bed, pulled him, gave him a wink, and pouted towards He Naibin.

This guy here still needs to be persuaded. Luo Zhanglang also realized that it would be good for Lin Fang to leave first, so he simply stopped talking.

When Lin Fang left, Li Jianfeng held up his mobile phone in front of He Naibin and said, "Nai Bin, look, Brother Fang didn't lie, there are photos uploaded by netizens in my post, and he took Brother Fang and Sister Zuer together. Photos of the meal."

Although He Naibin was still very angry, he unconsciously glanced at Li Jianfeng's mobile phone, only to see the figure of two people sitting together on a small square table, burying their heads together.

Meng Zuer in the photo is completely different from her image in the music world and in film and television dramas. She seems to be an ordinary girl next door. Except for being a little more beautiful, she is no different from the ordinary people around her.

She would also drink heavily, spit skewers, and look at the boy beside her with loving eyes.

full of love...

He Naibin took a closer look at Li Jianfeng's mobile phone, his face slowly became serious, he said to Li Jianfeng: "Jianfeng, send me this photo, I will use it!"

"what?"

Li Jianfeng was stunned for a moment, a little unresponsive, but He Naibin said it again, and he hesitated to send the photo to He Naibin.

I don't know what's going on, Li Jianfeng always felt that something was not right~www.readwn.com~ Out of caution, Li Jianfeng quickly sent the photo to Lin Fang again, and sent him a message on WeChat: "Brother Fang, just now I showed Nii Bin this photo, and I don't know why, but his expression is very serious now."

Lin Fang had already arrived at the convenience store. As soon as he entered the door, he received a WeChat message from Li Jianfeng. He opened the picture and glanced at it, and found that it was a picture of him and Meng Zuer eating skewers together that night.

In the photo, Meng Zuer is raising a glass and staring at him with a smile. The person who took the photo is very skilled, the angle chosen is very good, and the lighting is also very good. She was photographed with a blushing face and soft eyes, and the surrounding people and scenery Blurred, only she and Lin Fang in the center of the camera are the focus.

The two of them together look harmonious and loving.

Lin Fang easily sent the photo to Meng Zuer, and then said to Li Jianfeng: "The photo is good, I have sent it to Zuer, thank the friend who took the photo for me."

Li Jianfeng: "???"

No, Brother Fang, your focus is so strange!

Aren't you worried that Nai Bin will do something stupid out of anger?

maybe……

Li Jianfeng turned his head and glanced at He Naibin again, and suddenly felt that the possibility of kissing and kissing seemed more likely.

Forget it, I don't care!

The big deal is that they get married, and I will have a wedding dinner with them!

...

At the same time, Lin Fang walked into the convenience store without looking at the counter, and asked directly, "Boss, where is the cleansing oil?"

"It's at the very end opposite the drink cabinet... Hey, Lin Fang?"

Lin Fang turned around, Wu Ziqi who called out his name was stunned for a moment, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, guest! Your voice and back are so similar to a friend of mine..."

Not like, I am!