I’m Not a Scumbag

"I'm not really a scumbag (

The light rain outside the window has been pouring down from eleven o'clock last night until now.

It was already seven o'clock in the morning, and the room was still dark. Lin Fang had to turn on the lamp to see the surroundings.

While sitting up, he subconsciously touched the side, it was empty and cold, and there was no her presence beside him.

"I'm... at home?"

Lin Fang's eyes gradually focused, and then he realized that he was no longer in the north of Beijing, he had returned to Jincheng, and returned to his home.

He felt hungry after taking the high-speed train last night, so he simply did not notify his parents and younger sister, and planned to go to have a late night snack first.

Unexpectedly, when I received a call from Meng Zuer in the middle, I was entangled by this woman who had no self-awareness of a big star, and I didn't finish eating until two in the morning.

Lin Fang didn't drink, but he couldn't bear Meng Daxing's happiness. He ate, chatted, and drank, and forced her to drink half a dozen beers.

After sending Meng Zuer to the hotel to settle down, Lin Fang went home to sleep.

It was too late, and Lin Fang was very careful when he came back, for fear that he would wake up his father and mother's good dreams, and be hit by them in a mixed doubles match.

In his previous life, after he went to college, Lin Fang had never been beaten again.

I don't know why, instead of being beaten, I lost the closeness I used to have with my parents.

Whether it is the concern or blame from his parents, Lin Fang chooses to perfunctory and deal with it.

Now that he is reborn, he is always worried that he will be beaten, but Lin Fang feels that he is much closer to his parents.

Lin Fang yawned and slowly prepared to get up.

He could feel that his body was ready for exercise, but he was still mentally tired, especially when it was raining outside, so he didn't want to move.

It was just that it was difficult to fall back asleep after waking up, so Lin Fang simply went to wash up and planned to have breakfast.

Lin Fang grabbed two pieces of laundry, unscrewed the toilet door, pressed it twice, and turned on the ceiling lamp and Yuba. Before he had time to do anything else, he was stunned by a scream and a tossed skin. chased out.

Lin Xiaolei's roar followed: "Lin Fangwen, why didn't you tell me in advance when you got home! I almost threw the toilet cleaner on your face, are you trying to disfigure your face?"

Lin Fang touched his nose and said across a door, "Don't you usually sleep until eight or nine o'clock before getting up? It's just past seven o'clock, why do you get up so early?"

Lin Xiaolei, who was in the toilet, was still furious, and continued to roar, "I urinate, and I have a bowel movement. Do you want me to take care of me?"

Lin Fang: "..."

Early in the morning, is this a shot of gunpowder?

Why is it so angry?

Lin Fang knocked on the toilet door and said, "Then you go up slowly, I'm not in a hurry. When you're done, remember to call me, and I'll go back to the room and lie down..."

Swish!

Before Lin Fang could finish speaking, Lin Xiaolei pulled the toilet door open.

She glared at Lin Fang fiercely, and said sternly, "Get out of the way! Good dogs don't stand in the way!"

Uh……

Lin Fang touched his nose and flicked to the side, still feeling that Lin Xiaolei was inexplicably angry.

After entering the toilet, closing the door, and locking the door, Lin Fang threw the change of clothes aside, and then began to take off his clothes and prepare to brush his teeth and take a bath. He would not make such a low-level mistake as Lin Xiaolei.

How can anyone use the toilet without locking the door?

Can you blame me?

Lin Fang took off his shirt and glanced at the half-length mirror inadvertently. He couldn't help but fall back again. He performed two fitness exercises in front of the mirror. Muscle throbbing like a mouse.

Not to mention women, Lin Fang felt very satisfied when he saw it.

Compared to the obese body that stayed at home for a long time in the previous life, this body is still better now.

click! click!

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Lin Fang was about to take off his pants to take a shower, when the toilet door was suddenly screwed a few times.

Lin Xiaolei failed to unscrew it twice, so she started to smash the door, and hurriedly said while smashing: "Lin Fangwen, open the door! Open the door quickly, I want to come in and get something!"

"Wait a minute, I'll put on my clothes first..."

"Wear what you want, just put on a bath towel, who cares about you!"

"..."

Lin Fang looked at himself in the mirror. He was young, handsome, and in good shape. I don't know how many people want to see it!

A little angry, but more unconvinced, Lin Fang put on a pair of pants, no shirt, and no bath towel. He opened the toilet door and was about to let Lin Xiaolei open his eyes and take a good look at himself.

Without thinking, a small figure slammed into his arms.

"Ah!"

Accompanied by a somewhat unfamiliar soft and waxy voice, two small hands directly pressed against Lin Fang's lower abdomen.

Lin Fang: "???"

This is not Lin Xiaolei, she is... Who?

Lin Fang lowered his head and glanced at the girl with the ball head holding his lower abdomen with both hands. She stared blankly at his abdominal muscles, her face flushed red quickly, but she seemed to be disconnected and stayed there motionless.

A little further back, Lin Xiaolei looked at the black garbage bag in her hand, patted her forehead and cursed in a low voice, "Ruanruan, you idiot! The garbage bag is in my hand, what are you rushing at?"

She took a step forward, grabbed Su Ruanuan, dragged her behind her, raised her head and glared at Lin Fang, and said, "Get out of the way! Does being so big get in the way? I don't even know you. Why are you blocking the door, you scared our house soft!"

Lin Xiaolei was about to rush into the toilet when she suddenly remembered something. She looked at Lin Fang dangerously and warned him, "I warn you Lin Fangwen, you are not allowed to provoke Ruan Ruan again, or I will never finish with you!"

It turns out that she is Su Ruan Ruan...

Lin Fang carefully looked at the small Su Ruanran's eyes, and subconsciously praised: pure and lustful.

Su Ruanuan wears a ball head with a high tress in the middle, showing a high top of the skull, lazy and casual, with a small face, which is covered by the head. The bangs seem to be random, but they hang down symmetrically. Three strands, lying silkworms that just crossed the lower eyelid.

She was wearing a pink long-sleeved pajamas, an ordinary one, but she also wore a different flavor.

Lin Xiaolei is already cute enough. When Su Ruan Ruan stands in front of her, not only will she not be compared, but she will appear more conspicuous. She is the kind of girl next door that all teenagers dream of. Live your own kind.

Lin Fang suddenly remembered that he had seen Su Ruanruan, just outside the door of Shang Ai Cafe. At that time, he was worried about Lin Xiaolei, so he waited in the car for a while.

Later, he saw Lin Xiaolei running out of the coffee shop to pick up someone, and what she greeted was the girl with the ball head in front of Lin Fang.

"I'm talking to you, can you hear me!"

Lin Xiaolei saw that Lin Fang's eyes were stagnant, and her vigilance suddenly climbed to the warning line. She snorted and flashed in front of Su Ruanruan, and said angrily, "Don't watch it again, you scumbag!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Behind Lin Xiaolei, Su Ruanyuan whispered: "Xiaolei, don't say that to brother, he didn't do anything wrong, why do you keep scolding him? Didn't I tell you, it's the brother I provoked Ah, if you want to blame it, you should blame me!"

"Hey……"

Lin Xiaolei's ferocity evaporated, and she couldn't help but turn her head and glared at Su Ruanruan, and said with hatred: "Su Ruanruan, what do you want me to tell you? You were dumped, and you actually said good things for him, Can you have some snacks? Go back to the room for me, I won't call you, you are not allowed to come out for me!"

"Oh……"

Su Ruan agreed weakly, glanced at Lin Fang secretly, grabbed his two little hands unconsciously, and ran away shyly.

Lin Fang: "..."

He always felt that he just seemed to be molested by Lin Xiaolei's biological bestie, Su Ruan Ruan, who seemed pure, lustful and easy to bully.

"Step aside!"

When Su Ruanruan left, Lin Xiaolei squeezed Lin Fang away, holding the black garbage bag with an unnatural expression and ran to the trash can for a while, then strode away.

The moment he passed by, Lin Fang clearly smelled a **** smell, and his heart suddenly felt.

Auntie, best friend, being frightened, these three things are superimposed together. No wonder Lin Xiaolei's temper is so explosive, and she has called herself a "scumbag" after a long time. Her reaction is like a hedgehog with thorns.

It looks tough, but it's actually a paper tiger.

Lin Fang let out a laugh, closed the door, locked it, and then began to brush his teeth and take a shower.

Fifteen minutes later, Lin Fang changed into clean clothes, threw the dirty clothes into the washing machine, and walked out of the toilet.

His hair has already been blown, although it can't keep up with the effect of the hair salon that Luo Qingyu took him to, but it can add a little more handsomeness to him.

Lin Fang walked around the living room. He didn't see Lin Xiaolei and Su Ruanruan, let alone his father and mother. He simply walked to the door of his parents' bedroom and turned the door gently to take a look inside. ,result……

The quilt was well folded and was piled at the foot of the bed, with an extra sheet covering it, as if afraid of falling dust.

Lin Fang couldn't help but touched his chin. Are parents going away?

No matter how you go out, you don't tell yourself, shouldn't you...

traveled?

Lin Fang first thought it was impossible, my parents were more deducted than myself, unless I found some unexpected wealth, or I would never be willing to be so generous.

Windfall?

Lin Fang snapped back to his senses, remembering that he had transferred the money to his mother, and she promised to keep the money for him.

Shouldn't...

Lin Fang decisively dialed his mother's phone, but the result was good, the other party was not in the service area.

After so many years, my mother's so-called custody is still the same as cheating myself of the New Year's money when I was a child. It's really "kind"!

Lin Fang thought it was funny, but he was a little worried about the old couple. He hurried to Lin Xiaolei's door, knocked a few times, and asked, "Xiaolei, did Mom and Dad go on a trip? Where did they go? Why? Can't get through on the phone?"

"yawn……"

Lin Xiaolei opened the door, looked at Lin Fang with a displeased face, and said, "Brother, don't look at what time it is now! They are going out to play, they definitely can't start so early! They went to Mengnai and said yes. Go to appreciate the vastness of the grassland, and experience the scenery of the desert where the wind blows the grass and sees the cattle and sheep. Hey... How did you know they went on a trip? My parents told you to keep it a secret..."

Lin Fang showed an embarrassed but polite smile, and said, "You are really my mother's eldest son. If I hadn't guessed it, would you have been planning to hide it from me?"

Lin Xiaolei rolled her eyes and said, "Oh, you are so embarrassed! Did you tell us when you went to Beijing? If we hadn't called by turns, who would have known where you were? I'm going to Mengnai too! I'll leave you alone! I'm sleepy, don't disturb our sleep!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Seeing Lin Xiaolei slam the door, Lin swallowed the words that were on his lips.

He also planned to help Lin Xiaolei and Su Ruanruan with breakfast for a while before leaving, but now he changed his mind and planned to eat by himself, regardless of what the two of them eat!

Lin Fang returned to the room and prepared the things for the law firm. When he came out again, it was already early eight o'clock.

"elder brother!"

"Hey! Xiao... uh, is it Ruan Ruan?"

Lin Fang heard someone calling his brother, and subconsciously agreed, but turned his head to look, but Su Ruan was sitting on the sofa obediently, with his hands on his knees, looking at him eagerly.

"Ruan Ruan, why are you here? Are you not sleeping?"

Su Ruan Ruan, who appeared in front of Lin Fang again, had changed out of her pajamas and put on a pair of light gray long-sleeved fake two pieces. It seemed that there was still a shirt inside, but in fact it only had an extra collar.

She was wearing a light pink JK skirt on her lower body, not a school uniform. It was better than a school uniform, showing the beauty of her age incisively and vividly.

Lin Fang couldn't help rubbing his nose, feeling a little hot.

Who can stand this, Lin Fang felt that if he continued to watch it, he would stutter when he spoke.

"Don't sleep, brother!"

hiss……

It was only now that Lin Fang came back to his senses, and he suddenly remembered that Su Ruan Ruan had been calling his brother since the first moment they met.

On the contrary, Lin Xiaolei's true sister, Lin Fangwen and a dead scumbag, never seriously called him brother.

But when Lin Fang was called brother by Su Ruan, he didn't feel uncomfortable at all, and he accepted it naturally.

This kind of feeling really makes people have no (open) Chennai (heart).

Sure enough, he looks good and does whatever he wants.

"Oh……"

Lin Fang nodded, not knowing what to do next, and said, "Then you can play with Xiaolei, I'm going to work."

"Brother, I'll accompany you! I have something to ask you!"

"???"

Shouldn't...

Lin Fang took a deep breath and rubbed his temples, feeling a headache.

After thinking for a while, Lin Fang felt that long pain was better than short pain, looked directly at Su Ruan Ruan, and said, "Ruan Ruan, you are still a student, and your main task is to study. Since we are over, then you should put all your energy into it. Put it on study, I don't want to delay you!"

Su Ruanruan looked at Lin Fang steadily, without saying a word.

There was an eerie silence between the two.

"Puchi..."

After a while, Su Ruanuan broke the silence with a chuckle. She held up her little face and said to herself, "It turns out that my brother can't let go of Ruan Ruan, Ruan Ruan is so happy!"

Lin Fang: "???"

no!

Sister, did you hear from that sentence that I can't let you go?

Let's not make up our own minds, let's open our brains, okay?

Just as Lin Fang was about to deny it, Su Ruan Ruan suddenly said again: "But, brother, this is not what I want to ask! I want to ask, this!"

Su Ruanruan took out her phone, pointed to a gossip news, and said to Lin Fang, "Brother, is this report true?"

"What report?"

Lin Fang took the mobile phone from Su Ruan Ruan's hand with a puzzled face, and saw a huge headline on it: "The new traffic Xiaohua's romance is exposed, and they live together in a community in Jincheng late at night."

Seeing this title, Lin put down his conscious and pouted and said, "What does Xiaohua have to do with me? I'm not chasing stars, how do I know if it's true...Fuck!"

Lin Fang never thought that the picture below the title was the scene he received from Meng Zuer last night. The picture quality was not clear, but he also took a picture of both his and Meng Zuer's faces.

Others may not recognize who he is, but as his ex-girlfriend, Su Ruan Ruan is very familiar with him, and it is not surprising to recognize him.

Not a weird ghost!

Lin Fang covered his face, full of lies.

He knew that he was going to be killed by Meng Zuer this time.

When he received Meng Zuer last night, he was very vigilant and asked Meng Zuer if she was dressed so crudely and even took off her mask, would she be recognized by others.

If it wasn't for Meng Zuer's answer that was too affirmative at the time, too confident, Lin Fang would not let his guard down, did not do any remedial action, dragged Meng Zuer's luggage, and took her into the community to eat skewers.

It's good now, gossip news is directly on the news, just based on this title, this picture, this messy **** plot, who would believe that he just took Meng Zuer to eat a string of incense, and did nothing else?

Seeing Lin Fang's surprised expression~www.readwn.com~ Su Ruanruan tilted her head and asked suspiciously, "Brother, what the hell?"

Lin let go of his consciousness and said: "Fuck you, you're a big... Open your eyes! Look at these gossip tabloids, but they're still individuals? I had a late night snack with Sister Zu'er last night, why are they there? In my writing, I became Sister Zu'er's boyfriend? You look at these comments again, you're just mad at me!"

Of course Su Ruan Ruan knew what netizens commented. She read all the comments of Gao Zan and helped Lin Fang to explain a lot, but her fists were no match for four.

Meng Zuer's fans on the Internet were all blown up and regarded Lin Fang as a public enemy. Even if she explained it alone, it was useless, but she was scolded together.

If it wasn't for Su Ruanuan's good attitude, he would have been scolded and cried by these people for a long time.

Now hearing Lin Fang's official denial, Su Ruan Ruan is very happy.

If she wasn't worried that Lin Xiaolei might come out of the bedroom at any time, she really wanted to jump into Lin Fang's arms and give him a sweet kiss.

"I knew that my brother and Meng Zuer were innocent! My brother is a good person!"

"Uh……"

Although what you said is true, why do I not only feel unhappy, but also feel a little sad for no reason?

Lin Fang rubbed his chin, feeling that Su Ruan Ruan's "good guy" was more heartbreaking than Lin Xiaolei's "scumbag".

"Okay, things have been made clear, I'm going to work, goodbye Ruan Ruan."

"Goodbye brother!"

When Lin Fang opened the door, he waited for a while, seeing that Su Ruan Ruan had no intention of following, only then did she know that she was sitting in the living room just to wait for herself and to get the truth of this gossip.

For a while, Lin Fang didn't know what to do with his expression.

Lin Fang shook his head and drove to the law firm.

Internships, it is time to make an understanding.