I’m Not a Scumbag

"I'm not really a scumbag (

Just when Lin Fang didn't know what to do, Yan Bingyue ran over with two cold beers.

Seeing her struggling, Lin Fang was almost unmoved to tears.

Brother, you are here at the right time!

Lin Fang stood up decisively, ran over and grabbed two picks of beer, and complained, "Why do you take so much at one time, it won't be iced in a while. You are so weak, how can you fall on the ground and damage the floor? manage?"

Yan Bingyue: "..."

O man!

Sooner or later, I want you to kneel in front of me... face me!

Yan Bingyue glared at Lin Fang angrily, ran to Hu Qingchan and sat down, took her arm and immediately complained: "Sister Hu, look, brother Lin Fang bullies people, am I that stupid? I!"

Hu Qingchan rubbed Yan Bingyue's head and said with a smile, "It doesn't matter, let's drink first, and I'll scold you for it later!"

Yan Bingyue smiled and nodded happily, "Thank you, Sister Hu, alright!"

Lin Fang put two mentions of cold beer on the coffee table and said, "I'll help you wash the beer in the glass."

"Need not……"

Hu Qingchan was about to say no, but Lin Fang ran so fast, grabbed the cups that she and Yan Bingyue hadn't had a few sips, and turned around and ran away, not stopping the chance at all.

Seeing this, she could only shake her head and chuckle.

Of course Hu Qingchan knew why Lin Fang was so nervous, and that was exactly what she wanted.

Boyfriend doesn't obey discipline, he will become obedient after being frightened a few times.

The whip always hurts the most when it is about to hit the body.

Lin Fang ran back to the kitchen, not in a hurry to clean the cup, but took out his mobile phone for the first time to surf the Internet.

He didn't ask questions himself, but just a quick search found that he was not alone, and there were many people who were as confused as himself.

Q: My girlfriend said she is very reasonable, please don't be nervous, what should I do?

A: A, remote control; B, keyboard; C, washboard; D, durian; E, none of the above, I choose break up. (High praise first.)

Lin Fang looked at this high praise reply with a solemn expression.

How can these men's knees be so soft?

Didn't the ancients say: "A man has gold under his knees, and he only kneels down to the sky and his mother?"

Not only do you kneel on your girlfriends, but you also use remote controls, keyboards, washboards, durians...the tools are so colorful, how can I feel that I have never kneeled before?

Lin Fang decisively ignored the reply of the first high like and looked at the second high like.

Q: My girlfriend said she is very reasonable, please don't be nervous, what should I do?

Answer: Fuck her. (High praise second).

Lin Fang: "..."

Despicable!

Can we still have a good time together?

You skin, I'm afraid you haven't been beaten by your girlfriend!

Lin Fang silently turned off the phone, stuffed it into his trouser pocket, picked up the cup and cleaned it carefully.

However, compared to the panic when he first entered the kitchen, he was already confident at this moment.

After all, listen to people's advice and eat well.

Although these netizens are quite cheap, what if the method works?

Use one first, then kneel if you can't... man, it's not ashamed to be soft on your girlfriend.

Lin Fang happily washed the quilt, but when he returned to the living room, he found that the two women had already drank it.

They didn't wait for Lin Fang to bring the cup over, and they didn't rush it. They just opened the can and blew on the bottle.

The point is, Lin Fang also delayed searching on the Internet and washing two cups in such a short time, Hu Qingchan and Yan Bingyue have already killed four cans of beer.

One mention of six cans, two to one dozen, and one-third of it is gone.

Lin Fang looked at the clean cup in his hand and felt that it was no longer needed, so he simply put the cup on one foot of the coffee table, and pulled a stool to sit on the other side of the coffee table.

He didn't want to sit on the sofa at this moment, huddled with two women who were obviously a little over the top.

No matter how good the amount of alcohol is, you can't take a sip.

Especially Lin Fang picked up an empty wine can and took a closer look, and found that the wine was actually a red can of Wusu beer.

The alcohol concentration of this thing is not high, but it is particularly high.

One more sip, it's easy to suffocate friends who are not good at drinking directly on the wine table.

It can be called the boring donkey in the beer industry, and the deadly big Wusu.

When Lin Fang discovered this, it was as if he was bitten by a snake, and he hurriedly threw the empty wine can aside, trying his best to weaken his sense of existence.

Red wine, white wine, and foreign wine are all good, but beer... He is really allergic.

Ordinary beer, Lin Fang pours it in one bottle.

In exchange for this kind of life-threatening Wusu, Lin Fang felt that not only did he pour a bottle, he might even break it!

Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

No matter how Lin Fang weakened his sense of existence, there were only three people in the room. They had already opened the third can of Wusu, and the two women who had touched them suddenly turned their attention to Lin Fang.

Yan Bingyue suggested: "Sister Hu, it's just the two of us drinking, and I always feel that something is wrong. How about... Let brother Lin Fang accompany us for a drink?"

Hu Qingchan nodded without hesitation: "It is necessary! Baby, this can for you, let's drink it together, we won't go home if we don't get drunk!"

Lin Fang felt his scalp tingling when he saw the life-threatening Big Wusu that was shoved in his hand. This was not a 330ml can, but a 500ml can.

Just smelling the smell of beer coming out of the opening, Lin Fang felt his eyes flicker, and his brain was a little confused.

Before drinking it, Lin Fang already felt that he was not sober.

He hesitated for a moment and reminded Hu Qingchan, "Xiaochan, have you forgotten? I'm allergic to alcohol, what if I'm drunk?"

"Hehehe..."

"Hahaha……"

I don't know if Da Wusu's top effect is too good, or the two women drank too fast, and they are all signs of drunkenness.

Hearing Lin Fang's words, the two women were inexplicably poked into laughter, hugging each other and laughing wildly.

Lin Fang looked at them with a question mark on their faces, and really didn't know what was funny.

After a while, Hu Qingchan wiped the tears from her laughter, and said, "Baby, this is my house, you can just go to sleep when you are drunk, what is there to worry about?"

Lin Fang: "..."

I'm afraid you forgot, I have to go back to Jincheng tomorrow.

What if I miss the plane?

Are you taking the high-speed train back?

Before Lin Fang could think clearly, he felt that the beer in his hand was being held up to his mouth, Yan Bingyue was right in front of him, and he smiled evilly at him like a little devil: "Brother Lin Fang, you Just drink it obediently! If you don't listen to Sister Hu, you'll be spanked!"

I Nima...

Goo!

Gum! Gum! belch……

Lin Fang was taken several sips without noticing. He was about to put down the beer in his hand, but he was suddenly attacked by Hu Qingchan in his armpit, and her silver bell-like laughter was heard in his ears: "Baby, You are in the game, keep drinking...hahaha..."

Aren't you a little stupid...

Lin Fang only had time to turn around such a thought, and he was forced to pour a whole can of big wusu all over his body.

pause! pause! pause!

The five-hundred-milliliter red pot of big Wusu had eaten, and the allergic reaction was far stronger and faster than Lin Fang had imagined.

Ordinary beer, although Lin Fang pours a bottle on his face, he can still give him a little time to react. If he can wash his face with cold water in time, drink some milk, hot tea, etc. slowly, he can still be decent. fell asleep.

When this can of big Wusu went down, Lin Fang only felt that the blood all over his body seemed to rush to the forehead at once, stunned, faint, sleepy, and collapsed!

The whole process was very fast. In a very short period of time, Lin Fang felt that everything in front of him seemed to have lost the signal. The whole person tilted to the side and fell down unsurprisingly.

Bang! Snapped! Dang! Dang!

"Huh? Ya! Brother Lin Fang..."

Yan Bingyue only had time to grab Lin Fang, so how much noise would the empty beer can in his hand make when it fell.

Because of her petite body, although Yan Bingyue could keep up with her reaction, she couldn't keep up with her strength. She almost missed Lin Fang and let him fall to the ground.

Yan Bingyue worked very hard, but she barely supported Lin Fang, unable to stop Lin Fang from taking her to the floor.

"Sister Hu, help us, hurry up and help us..."

"Ha ha……"

At some point, Hu Qingchan drank another can of Big Wusu. She heard Yan Bingyue's cry for help, turned her pretty face full of blush, pointed at Lin Fang and Yan Bingyue and laughed.

"You two are so stupid, you are about to fall to the ground, and you don't know how to stand up! Are you trying to laugh at me so that you can inherit my position as the second landlord? Hahaha..."

Yan Bingyue: "..."

You are crazy!

Your boyfriend is so drunk as a bear, you don't say help, you actually laugh at us, you...

Huh?

Yan Bingyue shook her head, took a closer look at Hu Qingchan, who was laughing, and found that she actually opened another can of beer, regardless of the two of them, and continued to drink.

I go... is this drunk?

Yan Bingyue couldn't help but feel the urge to hit the wall, God is pitiful, she just simply wanted to prank Lin Fang to make the atmosphere at home a little more lively, so as to lighten the sadness of Lin Fang's upcoming trip.

She never expected that Hu Qingchan would be so cooperative, not only helping to get Lin Fang drunk, but also getting herself drunk.

Sister Hu, aren't you making trouble?

You two are drunk like this bird, what should I do...I...

Yan Bingyue quickly glanced at Hu Qingchan, she had already drank the fourth can of big Wusu, and was looking for wine with dazzling eyes, but she passed the beer can in front of her several times.

This……

Yan Bingyue took another look at Lin Fang, who was about to crush herself to the ground, and her heart pounded for a while.

This seems a little unethical, doesn't it?

It seems to be taking advantage of the danger!

Yan Bingyue simply gave up the lift and let Lin Fang crush herself on the floor, his lips covered her face, and he lay on top of her.

She could feel how hot Lin Fang's body temperature was when he was drunk.

It was like having an extra-large warm baby in her arms, which soon became hot and Yan Bingyue was sweating all over.

But at this time, she didn't have time to pay attention to these details.

Yan Bingyue only knew that Lin Fang was pressing her down and her mouth was on her face. Every breath he exhaled passed between her mouth and nose. This kind of intimacy, this kind of infinity... is her life. the first time.

call……

How to do?

Yan Bingyue couldn't help but let out a rough breath, feeling her heart beating fast.

It was obvious that she was not drunk, but the dizziness and lack of oxygen in her brain from time to time made her wonder if she was also drunk.

It would be nice if time just stopped like that.

Boom!

Just when Yan Bingyue was immersed in her intimacy with Lin Fang, she suddenly heard a muffled sound.

Oops!

Yan Bingyue suddenly remembered that she and Lin Fang were not the only ones in the room, there was also a third party... No, that third party was Lin Fang's real girlfriend!

So annoying!

Yan Bingyue stood up unhappily, propped her hands on the floor and looked up, and found that Hu Qingchan had also fallen on the floor. There is no doubt that this is also a bad drinker. Drunk on the ground.

Really!

You two are drunk, am I the only one left to clean up the mess?

This kind of feeling...not bad, hee hee!

I can finally enjoy Brother Lin Fang for a while... ah!

Yan Bingyue bowed her head sharply, she found that Lin Fang tilted his head and slid to her chest, not knowing if it was because of his own support.

A strange shyness made Yan Bingyue want to escape, but she was at a loss.

...

Yan Bingyue lay on her back and rested for a while before she regained her senses. She tried her best to push Lin Fang aside and then got up to clean up the mess.

She first dragged Lin Fang into the master bedroom, laboriously got him onto the bed, and then repeated the movements to get Hu Qingchan onto the bed as well.

When she wanted to go back to the living room, tidied up the coffee table and came back, someone suddenly grabbed her from behind and dragged her onto the bed abruptly.

"It's annoying, you're so skilled when you're drunk, Brother Lin Fang... Sister Hu?"

Yan Bingyue thought it was Lin Fang who was going to make a fool of herself again, and subconsciously said, when she saw that the person who dragged her down was Hu Qingchan, her heart froze, and a string of cold sweat broke out on her forehead.

Holy shit, what should I do?

What happened just now, and my performance just now, how should I argue with Sister Hu...

"Hmm~"

Hu Qingchan murmured a dream, but didn't open her eyes at all. She threw her leg on Yan Bingyue's body across Lin Fang, and pressed Yan Bingyue's petite and soft body and crushed it a few times, as if she felt satisfied. No more movement.

Yan Bingyue was frightened for a long time, not waiting for Hu Qingchan to treat her like a storm, which made her slightly relieved.

It's just that right now, I don't know what to do except lie down with Yan Bingyue.

She never thought that it would end up like this.

...

Lin Fang was awakened by the urge to urinate. He half-opened his eyes and wanted to get up to go to the toilet, but he felt that he was locked by seven or eight arms and could not move.

what's the situation?

The feeling like a dream made Lin Fang wake up suddenly, and he was no longer drowsy.

He opened his eyes, and was about to exert his strength to break free from the predicament in front of him, but because of what he saw, he lost his strength and closed his eyes decisively.

How can it be!

Lin Fang felt that his heartbeat was rising rapidly, and in a very short period of time, he had reached the fastest heartbeat rate in his life.

He was surprised to find that he was lying on Hu Qingchan's bed. Hu Qingchan and Yan Bingyue were one and the other. They hugged him like an octopus. No wonder he couldn't move. Arms locked.

Don't four arms and four legs add up to eight?

What time is it now?

What the **** happened after I drank that can of beer?

Lin Fang didn't dare to get up, no matter how uncomfortable he was urinating, he didn't dare to move. He could only distract himself by desperately recalling the last lucid consciousness before he fell drunk.

He vaguely remembered that when he was about to get drunk, it seemed that Yan Bingyue ran over to help him, and then... Then something beautiful happened... right?

The more Lin Fang thought about it, the more he felt a headache, which made him want to slap himself so that he could wake up a bit.

Is it one...or two?

Lin Fang tilted his head slightly, wanting to take a look at Hu Qingchan, but suddenly he felt movement on both sides. He was so frightened that he almost urinated, and quickly returned to his motionless state.

"what?"

"Ah!"

"Sister Xiaoyan..."

"Sister Hu, I... how am I here? What's going on? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu0. Am I being bullied by brother Lin Fang?"

"Sister Xiaoyan, don't worry, I'll help you take a look. We'll check Lin Fang later to see what's going on with him."

"Woooooo...sister!"

Lin Fang: "???"

I don't remember anything, why did I bully you...

Wait, the bullying you're talking about, shouldn't it be...

Lin Fang suddenly regretted that he didn't check himself first to see if there was anything more in him.

In this case, at least I am a little mentally prepared, instead of being checked by others like I am now.

...

Two hours later ~www.readwn.com~ Lin Fang appeared at the Beijing-North High-speed Railway Station.

He came alone, and no one let him send him.

Lin Fang walked to the waiting room and found a place to sit down. He casually threw the suitcase aside, covered his face and leaned on the back of the chair, his mind was in chaos.

He still hasn't figured out what's going on.

Lin Fang felt that he might need a little time to take a good stroke.

Buzz!

The phone vibrated twice, and Lin Fang took out the phone and saw that they were WeChat messages from Hu Qingchan and Yan Bingyue.

After hesitating for a moment, Lin Fang clicked on WeChat and took a look.

"Baby, we may need to separate for a while. Or...you and Xiaoyan sister look around first?"

"Brother Lin Fang, I didn't want to destroy the relationship between you and Sister Hu. As I said, I'll be satisfied as long as I'm your concubine. You should try to get Sister Hu back first..."

Lin Fang: "..."

Why don't you go to heaven?

What do you want, what do you think of me?

Live Feminine?

Lord not!

It took Lin Fang a lot of perseverance to resist the urge to block Hu Qingchan and Yan Bingyue together.

They all said that they were allergic to alcohol, but these two women did not believe in evil, so they insisted on pouring him.

After sobering up, Lin Fang didn't remember anything, and the two women made Lin Fang look stupid after all the tricks.

They actually want to play some kind of reenactment, and the result is good...

The chaos at the scene is simply unsightly!

Play all play, but now they are beginning to shirk their responsibilities.

How could Lin Fang just like these two women's minds so easily?

You can play by yourself, the Lord will not accompany you!

Lin Fang made up his mind that when he returned to Jincheng, he would kill these two bad women without contacting them!