I’m Not a Scumbag

When the mutton was almost hot, the soup base gradually began to taste delicious.

At this time, a bowl of soup was served. The fragrant hot soup was slightly hot, and it went down the throat, letting the cool wind gradually rise, and the Beijing North, where the autumn was more intense, seemed to warm up as well.

Mutton is stronger than cabbage, and radish is stronger than beef, and it is analogous to tomato to eggs. The combination of the two is the same as the taste of happiness.

Throw a few slices of cabbage into the pot, wait for the cabbage to absorb the thick soup of the mutton, pick it up, do not dip it in the saucer, eat a white mouth, the bland and tasteless cabbage is full of the strong aroma of the mutton soup. a comfortable one.

The cabbage is refreshing and the soup is delicious. Compared with pure soup, it is a different enjoyment.

Bring a few pieces of tofu, order some vermicelli, and mix meat and vegetables, which are both nutritious and delicious.

When the vegetarian dishes are almost eaten, the next handful of miscellaneous noodles, or a few sesame biscuits, eat the most suitable staple food for mutton soup, the whole stomach is filled with hot food, it can’t be more beautiful. .

"Brother Lin Fang, but what? Hurry up and say it! You are not allowed to eat until you finish!"

Lin Fang stopped halfway through his words, and continued to eat in a leisurely manner, but Yan Bingyue was so anxious that she simply sat next to Lin Fang and held down his chopsticks to prevent him from continuing to eat.

Don't eat if you don't eat, anyway, you've almost eaten.

Lin Fang put down his chopsticks, wiped his mouth with a tissue, took a sip of boiled water to dilute the taste in his mouth, and then said, "I want to say it, but it's about the privacy of the parties involved, so I can't say it well. , against professional ethics."

"Shh!"

Yan Bingyue scoffed at Lin Fang's statement. She took out her mobile phone, opened the QQ group, and sent a message. She typed Yao Linlin, company name, and company address keywords, and then added at the end: "Three minutes, I want all the information about this woman and her husband."

It's better to beg yourself than to beg others, wait and see if I can scare you to death!

Putting away the phone, Yan Bingyue glanced at Lin Fang provocatively, preparing to surprise him later.

"Are you going? Then I'll call a car!"

"Don't go! Order some more food!"

Yan Bingyue quickly stopped Lin Fang, lest he arrange the online car-hailing to leave directly.

Everyone is gone, who will you pretend to see for a while?

"But I can't eat it..."

Lin Fang rubbed his stomach and looked at the menu that Yan Bingyue had spread out with regret.

Life is alive, the word food and color.

How wonderful it would be to have Shi Xiaolu's belly...

Forget it, I have already accounted for another, so I can't be too demanding, be full of losses, be humble and benefit, and be content with being a human being.

Contentedly, Lin Fang touched his stomach again, and found that Yan Bingyue had closed the menu, and said, "In that case, let's change the place. When I came, I saw a lot of people in the dessert shop downstairs. The taste should not be bad, let's go in and sit for a while, you watch me eat."

"..."

Please be yourself!

What do you mean I watch you eat?

I eat it by myself, isn't it delicious?

If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't eat it, I'd be used to your stinky problems?

Forget it, let me go!

When they got downstairs, Lin Fang saw that Yan Bingyue was really going to enter the dessert shop, so he put forward a very constructive suggestion: "Bingyue, otherwise, you can eat alone for a while, and I will go back to the hotel to rest first."

Oh, man!

I want to go after I eat and wipe it off. What you think is so beautiful!

Yan Bingyue stared at Lin Fang with wide eyes, she didn't speak, she shook the invoice in her hand, and said, "I can eat it by myself, or, brother Lin Fang, help me get this invoice. Report it? Otherwise, it's not appropriate to leave after eating!"

Lin Fang resolutely changed his mind and said, "Go, go, go in. How boring you are eating alone, I will accompany you to eat. While you are eating, I will watch, maybe I will be hungry too!"

"Whee……"

Yan Bingyue looked at the back of Lin Fang who took the lead in entering the door, her face was full of smugness: "Brother Lin Fang, you are exposed!"

That is to say, the two entered the door and found a seat by the window and just sat down, while still looking at the menu, Yan Bingyue's mobile phone kept beeping, she glanced at the decorative wall clock in the dessert shop, and the corner of her mouth could not help slightly. A twist.

Two minutes and thirty-seven seconds, okay.

Yan Bingyue casually ordered a Yangzhi nectar and a cheesecake, and quickly took out her mobile phone to check the fresh news just sent in the QQ group.

Plum Blossom J took a look at Heart Q: "Yao Linlin's relevant information has been packaged, please check with Sister Q."

Plum Blossom Eleven glanced at Hearts Q: "Xu Yingshan's relevant information has been packaged, please check with Sister Q."

Plum Blossom Jiu glanced at Heart Q: "He Wanting's relevant information has been packaged, please check with Sister Q."

Yan Bingyue raised her eyebrows and replied, "The trio of plum blossoms, the three of you have divided the tasks?"

Plum Blossom J replied, "Yes, Sister Q, this Yao Linlin has a lot of things, so I will share some for the old ten and the old nine."

Yan Bingyue said: "Okay, I'll look at the information first, and then I'll look for you later."

Plum Blossom J, Plum Blossom Ten, and Plum Blossom Nine: "Sister Q, walk slowly!"

Yan Bingyue was not in a hurry to look at Yao Linlin's information. This woman's information package was too large to store on her phone. She planned to go back to the hotel and read it again, so she opened Xu Yingshan's information package first.

Seeing this, it's amazing.

The content of the material is comparable to an eight o'clock soap opera, with bizarre twists and turns, and it is extremely bloody.

When Yang Zhi Ganlu and the cheesecake were brought up, Yan Bingyue didn't even bother to eat them. , It turns out that the one with the junior third is Xu Yingshan!"

hiss...

Lin Zhan was taken aback, he looked left and right, then looked at Yan Bingyue and said, "I didn't reveal any privacy of the client to you, how did you know?"

Yan Bingyue smiled smugly and said: "Then don't worry about it, anyway, I have my news channel. It's useless if you don't tell me. To tell you the truth, as long as I want to know, there is no news in this world that I don't know. "

Lin Fang hesitated for a while, and said uncertainly, "As long as you want to know, can you get any news?"

Yan Bingyue patted her little chest and nodded her head firmly, "As long as I want to know, any news will do!"

Lin Fang patted the table decisively, and said resolutely: "What is the number for the first prize of the two-color ball tomorrow night? I have accumulated a prize of more than 4 billion yuan, and I have won it! I am the king of the world!"

Yan Bingyue: The anger gauge is activated, and the anger has reached 25% now! (????へ????╬)!

How are you going?

If I can get the lottery numbers in advance, how can I be cheaper for you?

I am a hacker, not a superpower who can predict the future!

I really want to **** you!

Yan Bingyue used a lot of strength to barely control herself, not to hold the Yangzhi Ganlu in front of her on Lin Fang's head.

The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable, so bad... not good...

Yan Bingyue took a deep breath, barely maintaining her last smile, and said, "Lin Fang, I don't know the lottery winning numbers."

Lin Fang sighed regretfully and said, "No way? Tsk tsk..."

You tsk tsk!

Do you tut again?

I warn you, Lin Fang, I have endured you for a long time!

Yan Bingyue picked up the spoon, lowered her head and stabbed Yang Zhi Ganlu vigorously for a while, and said something to herself: I stab! I poke! I stab you to death! I stab you to death! I stab you to death!

Lin Fang felt a little chill down his spine, he reached out his hand to call the waiter, and said, "Your air conditioner is too high, can I trouble you to drive it smaller?"

The waiter glanced strangely at the air conditioner that was turned off, and nodded with a smile: "Okay, sir, I'll turn it off right away!"

Lin Fang touched his chin and had an idea again. He said to Yan Bingyue, "I don't know the lottery winning numbers. You should know which piece of underground is buried with antiques, right?"

Yan Bingyue: Warning! Now the anger has reached 50%! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

Why don't you go to heaven, you!

If I knew where I could find antiques, what could I do with you?

I am a hacker, not a golden pupil!

Mom, you have already used up two of your three lives for your son-in-law. If he messes with me again, I will really beat him up!

Yan Bingyue couldn't hold back the smile on her face, she looked at Lin Fang expressionlessly and said: "I repeat, where are the underground antiques, gold mines, gemstone mines, uncut jadeite, and antique stalls? I don't know which one is real and which one is fake!"

You ask!

You ask again!

Do you want to ask another question? Try and die!

"Oh……"

Lin Fang reached out and touched Yan Bingyue's head, comforting her: "Don't be sad, it's not your fault, well, I don't have anything else to ask."

Yan Bingyue: ? ? ?

She had already made up her mind that as long as Lin Fang dared to ask such a messy question, Yan Bingyue, who was about to turn her face on the spot, froze there, feeling a little overwhelmed.

No, the routine didn't come like this, how could he not ask?

etc……

Yan Bingyue was confused for a while, and suddenly felt wrong. She patted Lin Fang open and rubbed her forehead. Lin Fang, who seemed a little greedy for the touch, glared at him and said, "Who let you touch it! I need you to pity me. No...no, I'm not pitiful at all, okay?"

Lin Fang nodded again and again, changed from touching the head to the back, and continued to comfort her as if coaxing a child: "Yes, yes, we are not pitiful, not pitiful at all."

Yan Bingyue: ? ? ?

How do I feel, with your tone, you seem to be saying that I have bad retribution, as if I deserve it?

Can you go away for me!

Yan Bingyue grabbed Lin Fang's hand, threw it aside, and said angrily: "What a mess, I won't pretend, I'm going to showdown, I'm the third black guy in the world... ah..."

Boom!

Swish!

"what?"

Lin Fang and Yan Bingyue looked at each other, both in a daze.

The window next to them was smashed into a small hole, and the spider web-like cracks spread around, and a bottle of milk tea trembled inlaid on it, and it might fall from the glass window at any time.

Lin Fang had already stood up and stood in front of Yan Bingyue, his right hand maintained a grasping motion, but he did not grasp the bottle of milk tea stuck on the glass window.

However, it is conceivable that the power of the perpetrator to throw the bottle of milk tea is amazing.

What was even more surprising was that the perpetrator was actually a girl. At this moment, she was standing outside the window, angering a boy about her age.

"The milk tea in other people's houses is only a few dozen yuan, but you actually drink this for me? Are you a man? I'm really blind, how did I fall in love with you in the first place? My best friend's boyfriend is not as picky as you. , to wear, to use, he bought her the best!

Also, her boyfriend never cared about her, unlike you. I can't see you for a while, it's not a phone call, it's WeChat. No matter how late my best friend went back, her boyfriend never said a word of nonsense. If she wants to dance, she will dance, and if she wants to drink, she will drink.

No matter how many friends of the opposite **** she has on WeChat, her boyfriend will not say a word. Do you know what this is called? It's called freedom, it's called trust! Who is like you, even if I add someone to buy clothes, you ask for a long time, so annoying!

Also, you are so rude! Everything is cheap, food is cheap, clothes are cheap, and housing is cheap. Even on my birthday, I did a lot of research and bought a necklace that cost less than 2,000 yuan!

Well, I don't blame you for this, I just wanted to drink a cup of milk tea, but you gave me this? let's break up! I don't want to suffer like this any longer! "

This boy is a little short, he looks about 1.7 meters, maybe less than that. He is thin and small, with a flat head, wearing a cheap-looking shirt, a pair of faded jeans, and a pair of faded jeans. The sportswear worn is also a bit outdated, I don't know how long it has been worn.

She was scolded by the girl pointing her nose for a long time, but she didn't say a word of rebuttal. She always had a pleasing smile on her face. She tried to hold the girl in her arms several times, but she was pushed and avoided.

It wasn't until the girl said she wanted to break up that the smile on the boy's face disappeared.

He was silent for a while, until the girl was so angry that she was about to turn around and leave, then he grabbed her and said, "Okay. Liangliang, you can break up if you want, I agree. I have been at ease with some words for a long time, this time I simply I've said it all, I can't stand it anymore.

Over the years, when you quarrel, you have to break up, either by threatening to be with anyone, or by saying that your mother found you in your hometown to have a blind date. Otherwise, it means how good your best friend's boyfriend is and what kind of good man she is going to introduce to you.

Your mother called me two years ago, and now I don't hide it from you. She told me that the dowry in your place usually costs 800,000 yuan, but because you have a younger brother, he wants to get married and buy a house, so the dowry must be doubled, otherwise there is no money to buy a dowry for you.

I want to marry you, I really want to, I promised you that I will give you a lifetime of happiness. So I work hard to make money, I work hard to save money like Grandet. Because I want to give you a home, not only do I have to prepare a dowry, but I also have to buy a house.

I may not be able to buy a house within the 5th Ring Road in North Beijing, but I can still think about a house in Tongbei if I work hard. I save money, and most of the time it's just my share. Your share, I just save it where I don't think it's really necessary.

I care about you because I care about you, and I also know what other men do when they approach you, because I am a man, and I have gone through those stages. You always say that your best friend boyfriend is good, that is good, then I ask you, does he plan to marry your best friend? "

The girl fell silent, and the clerk of the dessert shop who came over to ask the boy for compensation from the glass window also fell silent.

The skinny boy in front of him seemed to be shining brightly at this moment, extremely tall.

The girl wants to bow her head and admit her mistake to the boy, but the two of them have been together for so long, and the boy has always tolerated her, tolerated her, and flattered her. All boys apologize.

She has never been modest. Even if she wanted to apologize this time, the words came to her mouth, but she couldn't say it. She blamed the boy for not insisting on it, and then coaxed her and asked her to borrow a donkey down the slope.

"Uuuuuu..."

Ashamed and angry, the girl crouched down and began to cry.

The boy glanced at the girl for the last time, trying to squeeze out a smile, but what he squeezed out was a smile that seemed to be crying, he touched his face, waved his hand and said: "Goodbye Liangliang, since you I've always wanted freedom, so I'll give it to you. I'll go back and clean up and move out, and I won't come back in the future. I'll put the key on the table for you, and take care of yourself."

The girl squatted down with her head buried in her head and kept crying, not knowing whether she heard the boy's words.

Watching the boy slowly walk away, the clerk on the side couldn't help but persuade him: "Girl, your boyfriend is leaving soon, why don't you go after him? If it's too late, it might be too late!"

At this moment, the clerk even forgot to ask the couple to compensate for the loss of the glass window.

Possibly after hearing his words, the boy stopped for a while, and after a while, he looked back at the girl again.

After being persuaded by the clerk, the girl seemed to move a little bit. She raised her head from the crook of her arm and glanced at the boy. Just when she saw him looking back, she hurriedly lowered her head again.

The girl said to the clerk in a muffled voice: "Don't worry about it, we quarrel, it's none of your business!"

The boy looked at the girl and lowered her head again~www.readwn.com~ without chasing after him or getting up, he suddenly smiled, sadly, desperately, and relieved.

Then, he turned around slowly, walked away slowly, and never looked back.

The clerk was about to laugh angrily. He watched the boy walk away, and never reminded the girl again, until the boy slowly disappeared, and he reminded the girl: "Miss, you just lost it. The milk tea hit our glass, could you please make up for it?"

"Xiaowen, I seem to be in trouble, what should I do..."

The girl got up in a hurry and said something subconsciously, but she looked around, but she couldn't find the boy who looked thin and small, but had been helping her hold up a piece of the sky.

This time, the girl was completely panicked.

"Did you see where my boyfriend went?"

The clerk looked at the girl strangely and said, "Didn't he get angry with you? You ask me?"

The girl took a breath, quickly took out her mobile phone, and called her boyfriend.

once...twice...three times...

First, there was no answer, then she was hung up, and then she was on a call, and she was already on the blacklist.

When the boy and the girl were arguing before, they were very close to the dessert shop. Lin Fang and Yan Bingyue listened to their conversation.

At this moment, I saw the girl slowly go from calm and angry, to calm and panic, and then to panic and overwhelm, and she was speechless for a while.

Her sky is falling.

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