I’m Not a Scumbag

Q: I stayed in a hotel with a beautiful girl, she lived next door to me, my ex-girlfriend drove me home, I want to say, I'm innocent with both of them, will they believe it?

A: Next year, I will put incense sticks for you today.

Lin Fang sat in the car fidgeting, glanced at Hu Qingchan, then at his mobile phone. On the WeChat interface, he was ready to relax and write and delete some words for Yan Bingyue, delete and write again.

He almost racked his brains, but couldn't think of a safe way to coax Yan Bingyue out without leaving a trace, and make her unaware that he was going to take the woman back to the hotel.

Wait...I didn't take the woman back to the hotel, I just took a ride! Ride the wind!

Otherwise, let's be honest.

I believe that by virtue of my honesty, reliability, integrity, and the light of righteousness radiating from my body, Yan Bingyue will definitely make Yan Bingyue leave the hotel with sincerity and sincerity... What a ghost!

Headache!

To tell the truth can't do it, lying and worrying about being pierced, when Lin Fang finally made up his mind, he suddenly found that the hotel had arrived.

Lin Fang has never wanted to complain that the distance is too short like this moment, this is the day to force him to show his extreme operations.

call……

Lin Fang let out a long sigh and decided to try to keep Hu Qingchan in the car as much as possible. It would be best if she could not get out of the car, but it was really impossible. It was an acceptable result to leave her at the door of the hotel.

"arrive."

The car stopped at the entrance of the hotel, Hu Qingchan looked at Lin Fang steadily, her big watery eyes revealed a little friendship, as if she was waiting for Lin Fang's invitation to "go upstairs and do it".

hiss……

coming! coming!

When Lin Fang saw Hu Qingchan's affectionate eyes, he knew what the **** she was up to.

Missing me Lin Fang, with a bohemian sound... Bah Bah, thinking of me Lin Fang, pure and clean, cold as frost, these temptations, I... can't stand it!

Lin Fang bit the bullet and didn't look at Hu Qingchan. He picked up the packing box and got out of the car at the fastest speed, and said, "Thank you for sending me back. It's getting late, so you should go back and rest early."

When he finished saying this, he held the car door with his hand and deliberately paused, because he had already thought about how he should refuse if Hu Qingchan said something like "don't ask me to go upstairs and sit down".

"okay bye."

"It's not very convenient... Huh?"

Lin Fang hurriedly covered his mouth and looked at Hu Qingchan in surprise. He never imagined that Hu Qingchan really just wanted to send him off instead of going upstairs to do it.

Ordinarily, this was a move that was completely in line with Lin Fang's expectations, saving him a lot of trouble.

But for some reason, Lin Xin felt a little bit lost.

things shouldn't be like this...

It's just that the words came out like wind, and it was definitely too late to change his words. Lin Fang didn't want to cause another violent friction because of a little loss in his heart.

Hu Qingchan VS Yan Bingyue, the two generations of school beauties battle against each other for the best appearance, whether it is Hu Qingchan's pure and proud smile, or Yan Bingyue's cuteness, it's exciting to think about it...

The kind of stimulation that can put oneself in the hospital.

Lin Fang decisively cut off the distracting thoughts in his mind, nodded vigorously and said, "Goodbye, see you tomorrow..."

"Um!"

Hu Qingchan saw Lin Fang's loss of concentration for a moment, while secretly laughing in her heart, she still had to resist the urge to accompany Lin Fang every minute and every second, waved her hand vigorously, and turned around and left.

What the good sister said was indeed right. Lin Fang was really a jerk. He didn't want the person who was rushing to the door. He turned around and left him and wanted to chase after him. Especially, the more he treated him like a friend, he never mentioned his feelings. It will be farting on the top.

If I had learned this method earlier, there would be no other woman, but now I have to...

Hu Qingchan glanced at Lin Fang's appearance in the rear-view mirror where he was still in a daze, and couldn't help but chuckled again, and felt that now, it seems not bad.

Lin Fang watched Hu Qingchan drive away, and it took a while for him to regain his senses. He slowly walked back to the hotel with the packing box.

He could clearly feel that Hu Qingchan seemed to be different.

What was the difference, he couldn't tell for a while, but he could feel that even if she stood in front of him, she was a little different from before.

Lin Fang got out of the elevator, took out the room card, walked to the door of his room, and glanced at Yan Bingyue's room next door while swiping the card.

This girl doesn't know what she's doing, but she hasn't come out to make trouble, which is quite surprising.

Lin Fang shook his head, but he didn't knock on the door to disturb Yan Bingyue's plan. It was fine for him to just go back to his room to rest.

"Brother Lin Fang, you're back, snoring... snoring... eh..."

Lin Fang was about to enter the room when Yan Bingyue suddenly opened the door next door. She held a bowl of instant noodles and greeted Lin Fang while snoring.

When she looked down and noticed the packing box in Lin Fang's hand, her eyes lit up, she put the instant noodle bowl in a place, and ran to Lin Fang eagerly to help Lin Fang grab the packing box.

"I'll get it, I'll get it, brother Lin Fang, don't be tired, wow... There are so many delicious foods, if I guess right, this is what you brought for me, brother Lin Fang, right? You It really hurts me, hehe..."

"Uh... not actually, this is the leftovers I ate..."

Lin Fang touched his nose, feeling a little embarrassed.

He really hadn't thought about whether Yan Bingyue had eaten dinner, and he hadn't thought about asking on WeChat if he wanted to bring her something.

The reason why Lin Fang packed so many things back was purely to avoid waste. He never thought about when and how to eat so many things.

Yan Bingyue's eyes narrowed, she didn't believe Lin Fang's "pretence" at all, she grinned, raised the packing box in her hand, and said, "I don't believe it, Brother Lin Fang, you are so economical, how could you be yourself? Have so much to eat?"

This girl, why is it so hard to tell you the truth?

Do not believe it! Do not believe it!

Forget it, I have a showdown!

Lin Fang said helplessly: "Okay, okay, you said that it was specially brought for you, so it was specially brought for you. Okay, take the things away, I'm a little sleepy, and I'm going to sleep."

"Don't, Brother Lin Fang! People haven't even looked at it yet, so what's in the food box! Come on, let's go to your room together, I'll open it up and take a look..."

"Wait a moment……"

Lin Fang couldn't stop it, Yan Bingyue bowed her head and bent down, and got into the room directly from his armpit.

Hey, what's the matter!

Lin Fang sighed and glanced at the next door. The door that was opened to the inside had just been blown by the wind. He had already brought it with him, but there was no need to worry about someone breaking in by mistake. It was the bowl of instant noodles at the door. , looks a little annoying.

Picking up the instant noodle bowl, the familiar smell of fish plate noodles poured into his nostrils, and Lin Fang swallowed unconsciously.

Lin Fang often stayed at home and stayed up late, but he often ate all kinds of instant noodles. In particular, he liked this shrimp and fish pan noodles with a very comfortable soup. The noodles tasted only average, but the soup was very delicious.

After a few months, all meals were eaten normally, and Lin Fang almost forgot the taste of this instant noodle soup.

I want to drink...

"Brother Lin Fang, what are you doing, why haven't you come in yet?"

"right away!"

Lin Fang stopped in time, looking at the noodle bowl that was about to be brought to his mouth, a fine sweat appeared on his forehead.

Shame!

It's just a bowl of instant noodles, and it almost tempted me!

Lin Fang walked into the room with the bowl of noodles in his hand, and put the bowl of noodles on the table without looking at it again.

In order to avoid suspicion, he deliberately did not close the door of the hotel room, lest Yan Bingyue be full and have some unreasonable thoughts.

After all, I am full of warmth and thinking. As a boy, I have to learn to protect myself outside.

"Brother Lin Fang, I'm welcome, wow... a lot of delicious food!"

Uh……

as long as you are happy.

Lin Fang touched his nose and did not dare to say a word.

Yes, there are quite a lot of delicious food, but they are all packaged leftovers.

That is to say, when Lin Fang eats vegetables, he is accustomed to fold along one side, which will hardly damage the shape of the plate. Hu Qingchan hasn't seen Lin Fang for too long, and he eats very little, which makes the packaged leftovers look good. good.

But in the end, it's also leftovers. It's okay to let Lin Fang eat it himself, but let him invite others to eat it. He doesn't have such a big face.

The problem is that Yan Bingyue insists on eating it, or the kind that can't be stopped. She doesn't believe it when she tells her it's leftovers, and Lin Fang can't do anything about it.

Hey……

It's hard to tell the truth!

Lin Fang unconsciously touched his nose again, and watched Yan Bingyue take a bite of one, wrapped in duck cakes, and was so happy to eat it, and he was more and more afraid to tell her the truth.

It's just a leftover meal, it's not a big deal... right?

Lin Fang tried to convince himself for a while, but decided not to look at Yan Bingyue again. The more she thought about what she was eating, the more Lin Fang felt sorry for it. Do.

He said he was going to see Xu Yingshan, but what Lin Fang wanted to see was He Wanting.

It is said that Lin Fang is also the group owner of the "Jincheng Round Table Meeting".

But they are too tender. Compared with the domineering old sea king like He Wanting, they are all stinky brothers.

After ten years of marriage and ten years of fish farming outside, even if it is a breakup and tossing Xu Yingshan so miserably, he takes his love into consideration.

Lin Fang could imagine how He Wanting's husband, as well as the other fish in her pond, were toyed with by her.

It's a wolf!

Lin Fang was completely in a state of admiration, and was ready to see He Wanting's style well tomorrow.

"Hiccup... Brother Lin Fang, I'm done eating!"

"Oh, well... eh?"

Lin Fang agreed, and then he turned his head to look, good guy, Yan Bingyue ate all the things he packed, and even the bowl of noodles he brought back was sucked and slipped by her. Clean, didn't give him a mouthful of soup...

What am I thinking about!

Lin Fang shook his head, driving away the magical attraction of instant noodles. This thing is simply poisonous. It is not nutritious to eat it. If you don't eat it for a long time, you will feel a little panic.

"Okay, you've finished eating, put away the garbage and go back to sleep."

"Wait for me to slow down... hum..."

Yan Bingyue, like a little pig, grunted a few times, rubbed her stomach, and slumped on the sofa, refusing to get up.

Lin Fang glanced and noticed that under Yan Bingyue's white skirt, her lower abdomen bulged slightly, and she couldn't help but want to laugh.

Do you really think you are Shi Xiaolu's little big stomach king?

Lin Fang could fully imagine that when these foods entered Shi Xiaolu's stomach, they were appetizers at best, not even a full meal.

Thinking of Shi Xiaolu, Lin Fang suddenly remembered that he had not contacted this little girl for a while, and Mr. Peng from the restaurant had urged him several times.

Lin Fang pondered that when he was done with the business this time, after returning, he must take the little girl to the restaurant of the law firm again. It is best to call Mr. Peng in advance. In this case, the old man will definitely show his housekeeping skills. Make lots of delicious food!

Thinking of Mr. Peng's craftsmanship, Lin Fang couldn't help swallowing.

For some reason, Lin Fang suddenly felt a little hungry again.

"Brother Lin Fang, brother Lin Fang..."

"what?"

Seeing the palm that suddenly appeared in front of him, Lin Fang leaned back and frowned slightly. After avoiding it, he took another step back. He felt that Yan Bingyue was too close to him. It's a place where it's easy to be ambiguous, in case...

Lin put down his consciousness and glanced outside the door and saw the door that was still open. After heaving a sigh of relief, he pulled Yan Bingyue and said, "It seems that you have almost recovered. Go back to your room and rest."

"Wait a minute, Brother Lin Fang...I still have something to tell you!"

"Let's talk about it tomorrow, it's too late today!"

"Humph!"

Yan Bingyue was dragged all the way to the next room by Lin Fang, she was very unhappy, she pushed the door and said, "I don't want to tell you tomorrow, eh... Brother Lin Fang, how did you treat me? The door was closed? I remember when I came out, it wasn't closed?"

Lin Fang was stunned for a moment, and a bad premonition flashed in his heart. He said, "Did you bring your room card when you came out?"

Yan Bingyue rolled her eyes at Lin Fang and said, "I was eating noodles at the time, did you see me coming out with one foot against the door? Later, I saw that you brought me so much delicious food, I put the instant noodles down against the door and entered the room with you! By the way, where is my instant noodles?"

Lin Fang: "..."

This is embarrassing...

How do I know, you put the bowl of instant noodles there, for the door?

Why didn't you tell me earlier!

"Brother Lin Fang, there's nothing I can do, I can only make do with you in the same room tonight, hey...I don't want to, but God's will is like this, good fortune makes people, Brother Lin Fang, you are not allowed to do anything wrong to me at night. Thinking of..."

Yan Bingyue's exaggerated acting skills include lifting the skirt, touching the waist, and swinging the tail of the dragon. After a set of tempting moves, she did not lose her heart at all. In the end, she deliberately fell on Lin Fang's bed with her feet up. With a flick, he kicked his slippers into the air and dropped them, typically because he watched too many TV shows with bad views.

At the beginning, Lin Fang's heart really skipped a beat. In such a situation, a man knows what to do.

If it wasn't for Yan Bingyue's vaccinations in advance, Lin Fang might have given up.

It's just that when I think of what I really want to do, the "Shanle Authentic Tofu Brain" of Laoyan's family will be named Lin from now on, and they will marry at an early age for no reason. Got an idea.

He ran to the bedside as fast as he could, grabbed the phone, and pressed the front desk shortcut. When the call was connected, Lin Fang quickly said, "Front desk, I'm a tenant of 2705, and I'm a tenant of 2707. It's a friend who stayed with me, and my friend came out to visit without a room card, so please arrange for someone to come and help us open it."

"Okay sir, we will arrange for the staff to come over immediately!"

call……

so close!

Lin Fang, who had successfully solved the problem, glanced at Yan Bingyue, who had been leaning on his cheeks and put on a rather seductive posture to face him. After hearing the full text of his phone call, his face became weird, and he sat up with a grunt.

Lin Fang mistakenly thought that Yan Bingyue was too happy, he smiled and waved his hand, and said, "You don't need to thank me, it's still good to go online more. This is all the experience I learned from the Internet."

100 single tips you learned online?

Who is so bad to issue this kind of experience article about orphans?

Yan Bingyue stared at Lin Fang, there were so many pitfalls in her heart that she didn't even know what to say.

It is rare to have a chance to be alone in the same room after eating and drinking. Even if you can't turn the dragon over the phoenix and be a real ecstasy, it's not impossible to have a good time with me and a fake phoenix...

But now...

At this moment, Yan Bingyue had no thoughts in her heart, she gave Lin Fang a thumbs up with a blank face, and fluttered out two words: "Cow!"

"Cow batch?"

Lin Fang smiled smugly, and was also very proud of his wit: "Don't panic when you encounter a problem, first take a small video, and then search on the Internet, there will always be a way..."

Speaking of the Weishi video~www.readwn.com~ Lin Fang suddenly felt a little guilty.

He remembered the video of the lobster feast, and the video of him and Xia Xuejian. The **** Weishi small video publisher always caught a sheep and smashed its wool, and he was about to be bald.

Now the entire law firm knows Lin Fang's name as a Weishi celebrity. He is really worried that one day, he will become a Weishi celebrity to the whole internet, and then every move will be watched by people with a magnifying glass.

As soon as he thought of this, Lin Fang unconsciously patted his chest again, and secretly said, "Fortunately, I am an honest person and I don't bully the dark room!

knock knock!

"Two customers, do you want to open the next room?"

"Yes, it's next door!"

Lin Fang saw the hotel waiter who politely knocked on the door, and hurriedly agreed, walked out decisively, and greeted the other party attentively.

Behind him, Yan Bingyue, who rolled his eyes, looked at Lin Fang like a big fool.

Girls' thoughts are sometimes so strange.

With a look on her face, when she desperately wanted to get her, she was as frightened as a snake and scorpion, and she would drive people away even if she shouted and killed her.

On the contrary, when Lin Fang was like this, Yan Bingyue was full of dissatisfaction when she was afraid to avoid it, always thinking about when she would get this place back.

When the waiter opened the door next door, and Lin Fang wanted to say good night, he was greeted by the door that was smashed over. If he hadn't flashed fast enough, his nose might have been hurt.

What surprised Lin Fang was that he inadvertently discovered that on the table in Yan Bingyue's room, there were actually several laptops with bright screens on them. what program.

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