I’m Not a Scumbag

Physical fitness test site.

Lin Fang, who had just completed the endurance test, looked at Fang Lingxian and Jiang Hanzhong with a guilty conscience.

He felt as if he was a little out of touch.

Lin Fang thought about it himself, his stamina is very good, but he never imagined that the stamina value actually reached S and so on!

He finally understood why every time he went to pay good money, she always wanted to run away and put up a free battle card.

Maybe in Fu Hao’s heart, he is about equal to a large animal like a horse or a donkey, and he is an incomparable party.

Fang Lingxian and Jiang Hanzhong looked at each other and looked at Lin Fang in a strange way.

Jiang Hanzhong was especially embarrassed. He just said not long ago that no one could get an S, etc. according to the club's test standards.

In a blink of an eye, Lin Fang took an Endurance S and so on.

Although it is only a single S, etc., it has already beaten the entire club, and may even beat the whole country.

You must know that the club's physical fitness test data model is extremely rigorous and extremely scientific. It is said that the single A is an international athlete, that is, an international athlete, without any water.

Then the question arises: what about the top international players?

Alien?

Ronaldo to football? Tyson to boxing? Phillips to swimming?

So... Is the endurance value of this product already at the top of the pyramid of the human population?

The more Jiang Hanzhong thought about it, the more unbelievable he felt. Looking at Lin Fang's eyes gradually lighted up, he couldn't help but say, "Lin Fang, when the test is over, can you please cooperate with us, go to the infirmary of our club, and have a Physical examination?"

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

In an instant, Lin Fang made up a lot of content in his mind, and the classic murder delusional scenes of the Qidian novels he had read poured into his mind.

That's right, it's all the persecuted delusional inner drama of Qidian's online article ten years ago: slice, guinea pig, Frankenstein!

I can't blame Lin Fang for being short-sighted. After all, for an otaku, there are only so many ways to play indoors. Net text is the most cost-effective, the lowest cost, and the longest serialization time.

Lin Fang couldn't help but feel resentment when he wanted to start a series of super-long web articles with tens of millions of words and a minimum of three years.

Before he crossed over, he still had a novel that he had not finished yet. This **** internet article "I'm Not a Scumbag" has been serialized for ten years and has not been finished yet. He really couldn't figure it out, is the author sick? How can there be so many words in a daily text for life? Water for so many years?

Rubbish novels ruin my youth!

Oh, spit!

"Cough!"

Lin Fang coughed dryly and said, "Let's continue the test. We've just finished the first test. Maybe my other qualities are low?"

He has already made up his mind, wait for it to be put away, and he must not come to the fore again. If he can get a C, he will never get a B, and if he can get a B, he will never get an A!

Then……

Strength test: A and so on!

Lin Fang looked at his hands with a confused expression.

I've already got it very much, okay?

I only used 7 points of strength, but I can still get A grade. Is your test so good?

Then if I do my best, won't I have to get an S etc.?

I use the strength of breastfeeding, don't I want to get a double SS?

"Wow ah ah ah ah!"

Seeing the test results, Jiang Hanzhong's eyes lit up, and he wanted to lift Lin Fang up. He shouted again and again, but still couldn't fully vent his excitement, he couldn't help saying: "Lin Fang, come to our club! I'll take you there. In UFC, let's start with low-level MMA, you can definitely win the championship, hang up those sand sculptures and fight!"

Seeing Lin Fang's expressionless and unmoved face, Jiang Hanzhong turned to look at Fang Lingxian again, and said, "Coach Fang, help me persuade Lin Fang, he is really talented, not playing UFC is simply a loss to the people of the world. What's more, you can earn both fame and fortune by playing in the UFC. If you win the championship, you can play any game, and the appearance fee will be 7 million soft sister coins, which is very profitable!"

What the fuck? Beating people is so profitable?

Hearing this number, Lin Fang was a little excited.

Always relying on an ex-girlfriend is not a problem.

As a strong man, Lin Fang still wanted to build a world on his own.

Unexpectedly, Fang Lingxian gave Jiang Hanzhong a cold look, and said calmly: "No need to persuade, I will make up his mind on this matter. Two words: No! Coach Jiang, I would like to ask you one more thing. , UFC is so profitable, why don't you go?"

I……

Why don't I go?

I want to go, I'm not qualified!

Our entire club, including Coach Xia Maokunxia, ​​has a chance to win the championship, but he has no interest in UFC...

Jiang Hanzhong glanced at Lin Fang a little aggrievedly, thinking that Lin Fang would stand up against such a few words, so he could help persuade him.

He didn't expect that Lin Fang subconsciously glanced at Fang Lingxian.

"Lin Fang, let's not go, be obedient! Don't talk about UFC, even our domestic WKGs are too dangerous, they will be injured at any time, and they will die if they are serious! Even if you don't think about yourself, you have to think about us, right? "

"US"?

Jiang Hanzhong glanced blankly at Fang Lingxian, and then at Lin Fang blankly.

A thoughtful thought came to his mind, making him almost explode in jealousy.

He thought that the obstacle was in Lin Fang's place. Where could he expect that the real obstacle was Fang Lingxian and other women!

You **** current players!

You people are just wasting your talent!

Shameful!

Suddenly, Jiang Hanzhong didn't want to stay here any longer.

The air here is not only filled with a sour smell, but also thin and almost suffocating.

"All right."

Lin Fang sighed helplessly, he didn't need to care about his ex-girlfriends, but he always had to take care of his good emotions.

In fact, he also knows that between himself and Fu Hao, there is still no love. If he really has a good impression, it may be Hu Qingchan and Xia Xuejian more.

Even Bai Zhi has more favorable impressions than he has dealt with.

But sometimes, fate just doesn't make sense.

Fate is such a thing, if you don't like whoever is more, you will definitely be able to be together.

In the next explosive strength and flexibility test, Lin Fang charged a little more.

I got a B grade for explosive power and a D grade for flexibility.

Lin Fang reckoned that his explosiveness might also be very strong, and even if it was less than S, it was still A+ level.

The only thing Lin Fang was a little embarrassed about was flexibility. He found that he didn't have to deliberately restrain himself. The limit was the appearance of B, and he was completely beaten by Fang Lingxian.

Seeing the release of Lin Fang's four-dimensional attributes, Jiang Hanzhong shook his head and nodded again, and after a while, he sighed: "Lin Fang, even if your physical fitness is hindered by your flexibility, your overall evaluation is still A grade. , and it is still at the level of strong A!

It's a pity you don't fight UFC! Because for fighting, flexibility is the least important attribute, strength and explosiveness are the most important, followed by endurance. Although your outbreak is only B, but your endurance is high, you can completely drag down your opponent! "

Lin Fang showed an embarrassed but polite smile and didn't speak.

His true assessment of himself is actually S, etc. for endurance, S for strength, A+ for explosiveness, B for flexibility, etc. Where is the strong A quality, it is clearly the strong S quality.

Lin Fang couldn't help but startled.

Is my physical fitness so good?

Then don't I have two major attributes, and have reached the limit of human beings?

I really am an alien!

I blow myself up!

"Lin Fang, let's go!"

Fang Lingxian did not want Lin Fang to stay by Jiang Hanzhong's side for a moment.

This person is simply a fly that can't be beaten to death. He always wants to kidnap Lin Fang and kill him. He really isn't a good person!

Why didn't I find out before that this person has such serious violent tendencies?

What's wrong with playing, I always want to play UFC!

Fang Lingxian took Lin Fang's arm, didn't bother to fight Jiang Hanzhong to say hello, and dragged him away.

"Coach Jiang, goodbye..."

"goodbye……"

Lin Fang turned his head and waved at Jiang Hanzhong, feeling somewhat regretful.

Xia Maokun, a strong B-level expert with only two physical qualities of A, has a chance to win the UFC championship. There is no reason for him to have two physical qualities of S, and a high-level master of physical quality A+ cannot win the championship.

In fact, he is still a little interested in UFC, right... I don't know what Fu Hao's opinion is. If Fu Hao agrees, maybe there is a chance to go to the UFC arena to show his hands a little bit.

But before that, you may have to learn how to fight...

Lin Fang couldn't help touching his nose when he thought of this. The few times he was in danger, he relied on the on-the-spot reaction to kill the opponent.

To put it bluntly, it is all about talent, without any skill.

It's fine for ordinary people, but if you meet a master fighter, the result may be completely different.

otherwise……

Lin Fang looked at Fang Lingxian beside him, and suddenly thought of learning two tricks.

It's just that he thought of Jiang Hanzhong on the front foot that he fooled himself into fighting the UFC, and he had to learn martial arts from Fang Lingxian on the back foot. Not to mention Fang Lingxian would doubt it, Lin Fang himself felt that this was preparing for the UFC fight.

Hey……

It seems that the way to learn martial arts from Fang Lingxian is blocked!

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

After walking out of the testing ground, Fang Lingxian noticed the strangeness in Lin Fang's eyes, so she couldn't help but turn her head to give him a sullen look, and said, "I'll be embarrassed! You... do you blame me for being too domineering just now, and acting indiscriminately without your permission? Did you make a decision?"

Lin Fang couldn't help but smile, shook his head, and said, "How could it be?"

He did not expect that, with Fang Lingxian's character, he would have such delicate thoughts.

Fang Lingxian has always been a straight-forward person. Although he sometimes acts too impulsive and reckless, he never has any bad thoughts.

Lin Fang knew that Fang Lingxian was really worried about himself, and he was really thinking about himself, so even if UFC was tempting, he wouldn't blame Fang Lingxian.

"It won't be fine!"

Fang Lingxian let out a long sigh of relief and said with a smile, "I'm really afraid that you will blame me for blocking your financial path and will never contact me again..."

Lin Fang smiled, and was about to say no, when suddenly he saw Mi-er in a white shirt and a black ultra-short hip skirt staggering towards him, and asked in surprise, "Huh... Mi-er? How will you be here?"

Mi Li'er had actually arrived at the club for a long time, but after witnessing Fang Lingxian's amazing figure, she was a little discouraged, and even regretted that she had made an impulsive decision.

She and Guan Xiumei had already seen Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian come out of the testing ground. They were dodging them all the way, and finally hid behind the equipment. They made up their minds several times but did not stand up.

If Guan Xiumei hadn't pushed her from behind at the end, causing Mi Li'er to stumble unsteadily, she would never have planned to appear in front of Lin Fang at this moment.

"Brother-in-law? Haha... What a coincidence!"

Mi Lier subconsciously tugged at the corner of the black ultra-short hip-packed skirt, and pulled it down a few times, trying to wrap herself tightly.

I don't know what's going on, but it feels good for her to wear it like this in front of others. As soon as she stood in front of Lin Fang, she suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, as if she had to wrap it tightly to be comfortable.

Lin Fang glanced at Mi Li'er's movements with a bit of amusement. In fact, Mi Li'er has a very good figure, but I'm afraid of making comparisons in everything. If a good figure Mi Li'er is standing in front of a better figure Fang Lingxian, it is inevitable that he will be slightly inferior. .

However, if Mi Li'er and Mi Sui'er appeared together, in turn, they would be better than Fang Lingxian.

"Chance? I don't think it's a coincidence..."

Lin Fang looked around and said, "Where's Guan Xiumei? It was a coincidence that I met her, and I met you again. It's impossible or a coincidence. You shouldn't have been called by her, right?"

Mi Li'er looked at Lin Fang in surprise and said, "Brother-in-law, how did you guess it? It was she who called me over! She told me, you are carrying my sister behind your back, get on with others, and let me come over to catch the adulterer!"

Lin Fang: "..."

I'm going to catch you asshole!

Why do you want me to get along with others behind your sister's back?

My sister and I, that's already in the past tense, okay?

Even if it's not in the past tense, you shouldn't be here to join in the fun!

Lin Fang darkened his face, glared at Mi Lier, and said, "Let me introduce you, this is Fang Lingxian, the coach of the city's martial arts team, a former national martial arts champion, one of my ex-girlfriends... just like your sister! Now! It's a good friend relationship with me. As for you... Mi Li'er, she's just the sister of my ex-girlfriend, a flight attendant, don't keep calling me brother-in-law, I'm not your brother-in-law, my name is Lin Fang!!"

Fang Lingxian, one of the ex-girlfriends, and Mi Lier, the sister of one of the ex-girlfriends, looked at each other, smiled awkwardly at the same time, and reached out to hold them together.

"Hello!"

"Hello!"

Seeing Fang Lingxian and Mi Li'er holding hands and smiling awkwardly, Lin Fang felt that the scene in front of him was very funny.

But thinking about it in depth, Lin Fang felt that fortunately he didn't have a relationship with any of them, otherwise, it would be only him who would be embarrassed and difficult to do now.

Just thinking about the series of soul tortures made Lin Fang shudder.

Things like the harem... let's just let it take its course, drag and drop, maybe they have a solution themselves?

Lin Fang felt that when he thought about it seriously, this kind of thing seemed to be the same as those who wrote books at the beginning of his previous life. Readers get used to it when water is in the water, and readers will make trouble for a day without water, and they feel uncomfortable reading.

These sand sculptures were PUA and didn't even know it.

Fang Lingxian and Mi Li'er had an awkward chat. Lin Fang couldn't stand watching the play. He coughed lightly and said, "How about we talk in another place? It's quite inconvenient here..."

It was mainly because Lin Fang felt that the two of them were inconvenient to wear, one was fitness pants, the other was a super short hip skirt, and one of them was more round than the other. Lin Fang couldn't look to the left or the right, he could only stare with both eyes. The ceiling, which feels very uncomfortable.

I don't know, I thought there was something wrong with his eyes.

"Yeah!"

Mi Li'er was the first to agree, this is Fang Lingxian's home ground after all, she felt that standing here, her aura was a little weaker, and she couldn't exert her combat effectiveness at all.

Besides, she also needs a little time to adjust her emotions and see if there is anything she can do to make up for it, so she can outperform Fang Lingxian from other places.

"I know there is a good dessert shop nearby. Their milk tea and desserts are excellent. Why don't we go and sit in there?"

Fang Lingxian also felt that the club was not a suitable place to talk. Although she was a senior member here, she could apply for a meeting place, but it was not very convenient.

"Mi Li'er, what are you doing? Didn't you agree to catch the adulterer? Are you not good at swearing? It's okay, I'll help you!"

Guan Xiumei endured for a long time, but finally couldn't help it and jumped out.

She never knew Mi Li'er was so cowardly!

Although I didn't catch a **** in bed~www.readwn.com~, but my boyfriend is walking with a woman who is so good-looking and dressed so coquettishly. With a stern gesture, he scolded Fang Lingxian fiercely.

How did she know that after Mi Li'er rushed out, she had no fighting power, and laughed awkwardly with others the whole time.

Is there any such thing?

You can't, then I'll come!

Guan Xiumei said she would do it, and when she rushed out, she would drag on the rice grains and tear Fang Lingxian together...

What the hell!

Sister, if you miss, can you die farther away?

Don't take me with you!

Mi Li'er pulled Guan Xiumei hard, anxious and afraid, and repeatedly stopped: "Stop! Stop! You made a mistake, Guan Guan, don't be impulsive! This sister Fang is Lin Fang's ex-girlfriend, and they are good friends now! "

"Good friend? Huh..."

Guan Xiumei sneered and said, "How many exes have broken up in the name of good friends, and I don't believe that they are innocent. Maybe they have been revived long ago, and how many friendship cannons have been fired!"

Mi Li'er's face turned green when she heard this. She said it in private, even in front of Lin Fang.

But you can't say it in front of Fang Lingxian, can you?

She is a martial arts team coach and a national martial arts champion!

You don't want to die, I want to!

Mi Li'er hugged Guan Xiumei tightly to prevent her from taking a step forward, her mouth was close to her ear, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Guan Guan, have you brought a bow and arrow, you are so arrogant? This sister Fang is a national martial arts champion, very You can fight! You don't know what's going on, so you have to deliver food. Otherwise, I will let go, and you will fight her twice?"

Guan Xiumei: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!"

Hold me tight, don't let go!

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