I’m Not a Scumbag

Forty minutes later, Shi Yun went to the western restaurant, Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian sat on the side, Liu Shiman and Liu Yinuo sat opposite them.

After a lot of Liu Niang's godson's jumping, Liu Shiman and Fang Lingxian were inevitably embarrassed to introduce each other. In order to resolve the embarrassment and express her gratitude, she insisted on bringing Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian to this authentic Jincheng. Western restaurant created by people.

Liu Shiman was very familiar with this western restaurant, and took the three of them directly to the best and quietest place in the restaurant.

This restaurant is in a simple LOFT style, with white and brown as the main colors. The drop-shaped chandelier hangs down from the ceiling, which is full of warm and romantic atmosphere.

After sitting down, Liu Shiman first ordered coffee and drinks, and then said apologetically, "My makeup is a bit off, I need a little time to touch up my makeup, and their food is very fast, so you may need to wait for me for a while... ...Sister Fang, would you like to accompany me to touch up my makeup?"

Fang Lingxian didn't react, she touched her oily, slick face in surprise, and said, "I don't need it..."

Lin Fang touched Fang Lingxian under the table and gave her a wink.

Where did Liu Shiman really want her to go to touch up makeup together? It was obvious that she was not good at speaking face to face in a whisper, so she wanted to take her to a more private place and speak quietly.

Fang Lingxian is just pure-minded and doesn't think too much about the details. She's not stupid. Lin Fang just gave a hint, and she woke up, smiled and got up and said, "But I'm very interested in your makeup skills, Sister Liu. If it is convenient, I would like to ask you for advice!"

Seeing this, Liu Shiman breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile, "Why is it inconvenient? Sister, come with me!"

As soon as the two left, the little radish head, who was so bored that she was about to fall asleep, suddenly regained her energy. She slid off the chair and ran to Lin Fang's side, stretched out her two hands and said: " Brother, brother, hold me up!"

Oh, you little carrot head! You really don't treat yourself as an outsider!

Knowing that Lin Fang and Liu Shiman knew each other and their relationship was pretty good, and I don't know what Liu Yinuo thought, the already intimate attitude towards Lin Fang became more intimate.

etc……

You don't really want me to be your dad, do you?

Lin Xinxin was suspicious, and he slid into the rib of the little radish head, and lightly mentioned it, the little radish head, who was not heavy with snacks, sat next to Lin Fang.

"Brother, I'm hungry!"

"!!!"

No, your intimacy of I am your father, where did this come from?

you go away!

I'm not your father!

Lin Fang glanced at Liu Yinuo, with a blank face, and said, "Your mother and your sister haven't come back yet, please bear with it. If you are really hungry, I have snacks here..."

A large bag of snacks was put in Liu Shiman's car, but he didn't bring it in. Lin Fang's so-called snacks were taken out of his pocket.

That's right, it was the "compressed biscuits" that he slipped into his pocket before he had time to put it back into the snack bag!

Liu Yinuo: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a...ugh..."

The little radish stared blankly at the compressed biscuits in Lin Fang's hand, her small face was full of horror, she shook her hands, and sternly refused: "Dad, I'm suddenly not hungry anymore, it's rare for our family of four to have dinner together. , I'd better wait for my mother and sister to come back!"

"???"

Lin Fang looked at Liu Yinuo with a bewildered expression, and said, "What did you just say? What did you call me? Who and you are a family of four!"

fall!

Bears are really skinny! Pippi shrimp don't have your skin!

Well, just touch your lips, Liu Shiman became my wife, and Fang Lingxian and you all became my daughters, is that okay?

I have no interest in these!

Actually, not necessarily, if Fang Lingxian called me Dad...

"Hey! You also said you don't want to be my father, brother, you laughed so evil just now... saliva is coming out!"

Pooh!

Of course I don't want to be your father, I want to be Fang Ling...

Lin Fang stopped his thoughts and squinted the little radish, this little guy is eccentric and can't be treated as a child of the same age, but she is not experienced enough, and can't be treated as an adult.

How to get along with the little radish head is really a problem.

"I do not want!"

"Okay, okay, you don't want to, why are you so serious? Really, it's not fun at all!"

Liu Yinuo pouted and said, "You said that your mother and sister Lingxian didn't come back with their words and tone. They are too like the head of the family. It's a pity that I don't cooperate with you. Brother, do you think I'm good at chatting? Am I cute?"

Lin Fang: "..."

I don't think you're very good at chatting, I just think your **** is a little bit of a punch!

You are so cute!

Boom!

Lin Fang threw the compressed biscuits on the table easily. The heavy compressed biscuits were as hard as stones when they were not in contact with water.

Liu Yinuo received the threat from Lin Fang instantly, she shut up decisively, picked up the coffee in front of Lin Fang with a flat face, and said, "Brother, please drink coffee, it won't taste good when it's cold!"

Seeing Xiaoruotou being so sensible, Lin Fang's serious expression was hard to hold back. He had to take the coffee and take a sip. The bitterness in his mouth was so bitter that he doubted life a little.

Why is this black coffee so pure?

There is no sugar or milk added, this is what people drink?

Click! Click! Click!

"Whee……"

Liu Yinuo covered her mouth, her stomach hurt from laughing next to her, and all the scenes of Lin Fang's face being distorted by the coffee were all recorded by her on her phone. She was worried that Lin Fang would want the phone back, so she decisively locked the screen of the phone, Put it back to its original position.

Lin Fang: "..."

Taking a look at the phone that Liu Yinuo put back in front of Liu Shiman's seat, Lin Fang was not feeling well. He got up and took the phone with the thought of just in case. enter password.

"What is the password?"

"That's mom's phone, I don't know the password!"

You're proud of not knowing the password, aren't you?

Lin Fang glanced at Liu Yinuo's raised face, and had another urge to sit and kill her.

This bear boy, can't be careless at all!

Lin Fang reluctantly put the phone back, thinking that the only way to communicate with Liu Shiman in private is to ask her to delete her ugly photos.

He didn't have to think about it, and he knew how distorted his expression was at the moment he was bitterly affected by coffee. I'm afraid it would be no better than eating lemons directly.

"Brother, brother, are you angry?"

"I am not angry."

"Brother, brother, don't be angry with Nuonuo, okay?"

"I said I wasn't angry."

"Brother, you are really angry! Are you ignoring Nuonuo in the future? Nuonuo is so sad, woo woo woo..."

"I……"

Lin Fang sighed, there was nothing he could do with Liu Yinuo.

This bear boy didn't know who to learn it from, but he could be considered to have learned ten percent of the trick of his current girlfriend who is pampered and arrogant. Lin Fang felt helpless and a little funny.

He had to surrender: "I'm not angry anymore, I forgive you, don't cry, there's no tears at all, it's not good to be fake."

"what?"

Liu Yinuo let go of his little hand, raised his smiling face, and frowned slightly: "Is it fake? I cried very sincerely? I also thought of the scene when the goose raised by my grandmother was dying. I cried so sadly at the time. Yes, but the goose meat is really fragrant..."

Lin Fang: "..."

You can pull it down, you rascal!

That big goose from your grandmother's house knew that it could get up and kill you!

It's sad to cry, but it's more fun to eat, right?

It's strange that you cry sincerely!

Seeing that Lin Fang was no longer angry, Liu Yinuo became more courageous. She leaned over to Lin Fang and said with a saliva: "Brother, shall I order some food pads first? Thinking of grandma's goose, I'm more hungry..."

Ah! It seems that the goose from your grandmother's house is not so delicious!

After a busy afternoon, Lin Fang was also a little hungry. When he thought of the big goose, he would inevitably think of Cantonese-style roast goose, stewed big goose in a Northeast iron pot, any one of them would make people want to salivate. even more hungry...

Lin Fang rubbed his stomach, glanced at the direction where Liu Shiman and Fang Lingxian left, and muttered why they haven't come back.

It stands to reason that even if there are more whispers, it should be finished by now.

Lin Fang turned his head to look at Liu Yinuo and said, "How about you wait for me for a while, and I'll go to the bathroom to see?"

"Oh……"

The little radish's mouth and eyes have all become round, and with her small round face, it is so cute that people can't wait to hold it in her arms and have a good time.

But the next second, what she said had nothing to do with cuteness.

"Brother, what do you want to do to my mother by going to the women's toilet?"

I didn't want to go to the women's toilet, and I didn't want to do anything to your mother!

you little boy!

"Cough cough!"

Before Lin Fang could argue, two coughs suddenly came from behind him. When Lin Fang looked back, he was not feeling well.

Do you want to come back so well?

I just watched it two minutes ago, and you can't see a single shadow. Why did it suddenly appear?

Are you trying to backstab me?

is not it!

Lin Fang covered his face, not daring to meet Liu Shiman's fiery eyes.

In the past, Liu Shiman just liked flirting, and there was no real action. To her, flirting with Han was more like a way of venting, or just flirting, not meeting, and irresponsible.

I don't know if it is because she is about to be released from the quagmire marriage, she seems to have the meaning of changing from words to actual actions.

Lin Fang didn't dare to take the call. This kind of old house that has been empty for two years can't be held responsible if it is set on fire. If the waist is broken, it can't put out the fire. RBQ, really RBQ.

Fang Lingxian, who was one step behind Liu Shiman, just glanced at Lin Fang with a smile, and didn't say to change his position with Liu Yinuo, and actually sat directly in Liu Yinuo's seat.

Fang Lingxian's performance made Lin Fang feel a little weird, and he didn't know if it was Liu Shiman's secret communication with her. Lin Fang could clearly feel that Fang Lingxian's whole person seemed to have changed.

This change was so obvious that even a child like Xiaoruotou noticed it.

"Sister, elder sister, why do I think you seem more beautiful? It's like... just like... the dance teacher in the kindergarten, you are beautiful and kind, hehe!"

Huh?

Lin Fang couldn't help but glanced at Fang Lingxian again, he found that Liu Yinuo's statement really captured a certain essence.

The former Fang Lingxian had a pair of peach blossom eyes that seemed to discharge at any time, and her amazing waist-to-hip ratio developed through years of exercise, her beauty was very seductive, even if she stood there and did nothing, she would attract bees. Butterfly.

Now, for some reason, the seductive temperament that shrouded Fang Lingxian has dissipated, and instead, there is a little more affinity.

It is also because of such a significant change that Fang Lingxian looks more beautiful by two points.

Liu Shiman smiled slightly and said, "Sister Fang is beautiful, isn't she? This is my credit! But... I just drew a few eyeliners, moved her eyebrows, and didn't do much. Speaking of which, I still Because sister Fang is so pretty!"

Fang Lingxian also smiled and said, "It's really all the credit of Sister Liu. Sister's pair of wonderful hands is incredible, just move a few times, I feel like I'm not me anymore, it's amazing!"

"Oh, sister, don't praise me, it's all good-looking sister!"

"Whatever elder sister said, it is all the credit of elder sister!"

Lin Fang smiled, watching the harmony between the two women on the opposite side.

On the side, Liu Yinuo rolled his eyes and said with a sullen mouth: "Mom, sister, I'm hungry... I didn't eat for a day, I just ate a little snack, I really want to eat meat..."

"waiter!"

"Witt!"

Liu Shiman and Fang Lingxian waved at almost the same time, and the waiter who was standing in the corner arrived immediately.

"Excuse me, what do you want to eat?"

Liu Shiman smiled and said, "I'm familiar with this place, so may I recommend it? They grow their own vegetables, and they have their own vegetable plots behind them. Most of the meat they eat is also raised by themselves, only some seafood. And high-end markets that are not easy to grow are purchased from outsourcing, and they are all shipped from the sky, and they are very fresh.”

Hearing this, the waiter couldn't help giving a thumbs up and boasted: "This lady is really expensive. Our Shiyun Shang Western Restaurant focuses on freshness and health, so that every customer can eat it. The freshest ingredients, the most Western food that suits our Jincheng people's taste!"

Fang Lingxian glanced at Lin Fang and said, "I have no opinion, Lin Fang, what do you think?"

Lin Fang touched his nose and said, "I don't have an opinion either. Sister Shiman, you can decide."

Listen to people's advice and eat well.

Since there are experts in hand, there is no need to make up your own mind.

Liu Shiman smiled and nodded, without looking at the menu, she just nodded.

Surprisingly, the speed of serving food on Shiyun was really fast, and Liu Shiman didn't lie.

Before the main dish, the appetizing bread that was served at the first time was still warm, and it was undoubtedly freshly baked.

The light garlic aroma emanates from the toasted crispy bread with a compelling aroma. There is vinaigrette on the side, dipping a little, and the deliciousness of the bread is immediately improved.

Lin Fang just tasted it a little, and Liu Yinuo, who had been hungry for a long time, chewed according to the case, and his face was covered with bread crumbs.

Seeing her food, even people with a bad appetite can't help but have a big appetite.

Lin Fang pulled a napkin and carefully wiped Liu Yinuo's face. The girl was also good. She held the bread in one hand, put it on one side and bit it, and turned the other half of her face to Lin Fang, letting him Wipe your face.

Seeing this, Liu Shiman was a little happy, but also a little jealous. She had never enjoyed this kind of treatment, so she couldn't help but said angrily: "Nuo Nuo, wipe it yourself, how can you trouble uncle?"

"It's not uncle, it's brother!"

Liu Yinuo nodded to Liu Shiman, then leaned on Lin Fang again, and said with a smile: "I'm so cute, my brother likes me the most, so he doesn't find it troublesome! Isn't it, brother?"

Lin Fang responded with a smile, and said, "Yes! Yes! Let's eat now, it's time for a new dish."

Liu Shiman suddenly felt that the new dish "famous utensils" that had just been brought out suddenly became less fragrant. This sweet bean, potato, tomato, and soil egg, served with razor meat, and poured mustard on it after cooking. , the taste is very good, it used to be her favorite dish.

But now, Liu Shiman was full of pantothenic acid, and was very jealous of how her daughter was treated beside Lin Fang.

The third dish is called Xian Tian. Australian scallops are paired with Southeast Asian tiger prawns, covered with winter cold dishes, and topped with Russian caviar. The fresh and sweet taste makes people feel relieved.

If the above are just appetizers, the roast duck served in the fourth course really makes people feel the deliciousness of eating meat.

The roasted duck is placed on top of the cinnamon. After the seasoning sauce is put on the plate, only the tenderest duck breast is eaten. The fresh duck breast is paired with crisp tender bamboo shoots, and the two jams of banana and blueberry are the foil. , a dish ~www.readwn.com~ has a taste of salty, fresh, sour and sweet.

Next came the main course, a dry-aged grass-fed oxeye.

Lin Fang, who has never tried dry-aged beef, can taste the difference of this beef with just one bite. It is so special. It is different from the tenderness of other beef. It is delicious and elastic, especially suitable for drinking. .

Desserts after the meal are also very attentive. The light sweetness is very suitable for finishing, like the blank in Gaoming's picture scroll, leaving a little aftertaste, which makes people linger.

The weight of each dish is not much, but Liu Shiman ordered a lot of varieties, some particularly popular dishes, she also ordered multiple servings to ensure that everyone can enjoy it.

When it was time to eat dessert, the little radish head couldn't hold it anymore, she looked at the ice cream in front of her with a frown, rubbed her belly, looked at Liu Shiman pitifully, and said, "Mom, I can't eat it anymore, Can you pack ice cream?"

Liu Shiman glared at Liu Yinuo angrily and hilariously, and said, "No! If you want to eat, just eat it now, go home and rest, there are plans for tomorrow, don't forget, I will take you to school tomorrow night. !"

"Oh……"

Thinking of going back to school again, Liu Yinuo became unhappy, and the feeling of satisfaction that he had just eaten and drank seemed to have subsided a lot at once.

However, she turned her head to see Lin Fang, and became happy again.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with going back to school, because according to the agreement, Lin Fang can pretend to be his father to hold a parent-teacher conference next week!

Dress up, what if you really become a father?

Liu Yinuo glanced at Liu Shiman, and couldn't help but pouted: Hey, I'm really worried about this family! I have a worried mother, what can I do? I am so hard!

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