I’m Not a Scumbag

Lin Fang had never given birth to a child in his last life, it wasn't because he didn't want to have one, but mainly because he didn't have that skill... mainly because no one cooperated with him.

He has no experience with children.

As the hegemonic creature in the group of children, the bear child is, in a sense, equivalent to the little devil who everyone gets and kills. For no other reason, it is just annoying.

As a member of the bear child family, the only advantage of Xiaoruotou is that she is good-looking.

Sometimes, when you look good, you can really do whatever you want.

At least it was equally annoying. Seeing other bear children, Lin Fang only wanted to slap him to death, but when he saw the little radish head, Lin Fang wanted to slap her to death.

After all, she is good-looking.

Knowing that the little radish head escaped from the house and went to a place like the video game city where all the three religions and the nine other people are willing to come, Lin Fang really wanted to give her a compliment, this heart is really not ordinary!

What kind of family can you have to raise such a big-hearted bear child?

I feel that my mother is a liar. If you encounter a liar who kidnaps a child, you will know what a real liar is.

Bear children, who have never encountered social beatings, especially know how to play in the nest.

The little radish had his nostrils facing the sky, holding his arms, but secretly looked at Lin Fang from the corner of his eyes. That posture was no different from that of an angry girlfriend.

The subtext is just four words: Come and coax me! Stupid (fog)!

Sure enough, the skill of fake anger is a talent, and women are born with it.

Lin Fang glanced at Xiao Luoluo's head and sneered, holding her arms without any intention of persuading her.

I don't even coax my ex-girlfriend, will I coax you?

I coaxed my ex-girlfriend, I was trying to figure her body anyway.

What am I drawing you?

Do I want to picture you bear or picture your mother... No, do you want to introduce your mother to me?

The little radish head is a ghost and a ghost, saying that your mother is a liar, I think you love to lie!

Sure enough, deception is also a talent, a good-looking woman will deceive people since she was a child!

Seeing that Lin Fang was indifferent, the little radish wrinkled her nose and choked her mouth, and immediately started to cry...

What the fuck?

I can see that your little head is really dizzy!

At such a young age, even the skill book of one cry, two troubles and three hangs was lit up!

Lin Fang saw that his posture was wrong, he put down the teddy bear and walked away decisively.

It is more appropriate to leave this kind of trouble to the staff of the video game city.

When other people's children spend here alone, they don't ask if their parents are following, they don't call security, and they don't call the police. It's simply irresponsible!

Thinking of being able to throw the little radish head out of the pot, Lin Fang felt refreshed.

He intends to rush to the cashier and explain the situation of the little radish head.

Before Lin Fang got to the cashier, she saw that Fang Lingxian had just settled the bill. She held a small basket of game coins and seemed to be leaving.

It took Fang Lingxian so long to buy the game currency, and she didn't know what was delayed.

"Hey, Lin Fang? Are you looking for me? I'm so sorry..."

Fang Lingxian was a little embarrassed. She said, "I just got a call from my best friend, and I kept complaining about her husband and her daughter. I chatted with her for a while, but I didn't pay attention to the time, so you have been waiting for a long time!"

Lin Fang smiled and shook his head indifferently, and said, "It doesn't matter, I'm not bored, by the way, I just met someone over there..."

"dad!"

Lin Fang: "!!!Σ(⊙▽⊙"a"

This is? The voice of radish head?

Lin Fang turned his head and suddenly discovered that, at some point, Xiao Ruotou also followed.

She also struggled to drag two large teddy bears. Thanks to the responsible cleaning of the video game city, the oil on the ground was so bright that it could reflect light. The two bears dragged so far on the ground. It didn't get dirty.

Seeing Lin Fang looking back, Xiaoruotou smiled, shook his little hand, and dragged the teddy bear in front of Lin Fang again, then let go, ran over, grabbed his trousers pocket, and grinned. Looking at Fang Lingxian innocently, he said, "Dad, this is the new mother you found for me? She is not as good-looking as the old mother you took me to see yesterday!"

Then, the little radish head loosened Lin Fang's trouser pocket, wiped his little nose sadly, and kicked the little leather shoes, with his little hands behind his back, and said in a low voice: "But... these mothers are not my own mothers. , I miss my mother (there should be a choking sound here)..."

I believe in your evil!

Are you the devil?

Thankfully, Fang Lingxian is my ex-girlfriend, or else my girlfriend will have to be messed up by you?

You little boy... no! This is not a bear anymore, this is a tea ceremony, right?

I suddenly want to meet your mother!

What kind of child was taught by a tutor!

Lin Fang stared at the little radish head, really wanting to sit on her **** to death.

Fang Lingxian heard the sound of "Dad" from Xiaoluotou, but she felt strange. When she saw Xiaoluotou grabbing Lin Fang's trouser pocket and called "Dad" again, her scalp became numb and her whole body felt cold. The basket of game coins in his hand almost fell to the ground.

Xiao Luotou's next superb performance made her heart sink all the way, from above zero to below zero, from hot to cold.

In just a few minutes, Fang Lingxian, directly under the guidance of the little radish head, made up a 500,000-word female-frequency romance drama: "Sweet Pet Chasing Love: Baby Lacks a Mother".

Lin Fang actually has a child?

Are the kids so old?

He also took the child to meet a woman yesterday, I'm not as good-looking as that woman?

He brought the child to see me again today, and the child said that about me...

Just when Fang Lingxian was full of sadness and Shakespeare in his head, Lin Fang spoke in an angry and funny way.

"Kid, I haven't graduated from college yet, how can you be? I think you must be eight years old, right? Could it be that I just got into junior high school and I gave you my life? So, I'm pretty good at it! You It's so arranged, does your mother know?"

Hey?

Yes!

Lin Fang hasn't even graduated from university yet, this little girl looks at least eight years old...

I was deceived!

Fang Lingxian was very happy to find out that she had been deceived, because it also meant that Lin Fang had never had a child with anyone, and he had never seen anyone more beautiful than him yesterday.

Hey?

Has it been debunked?

The little radish head covered his forehead with a small hand, and his two big eyes turned around, desperately thinking.

She caught up with Lin Fang at first, purely out of curiosity.

She knows how cute she looks. Relying on her cuteness, she can always take advantage of them regardless of age or gender.

Especially once she starts crying, no matter how much she asks, someone will agree to her.

To her surprise, just as she was about to cry, Lin Fang ran away.

The little radish head almost lost it, so he quickly caught up, wanting to see where Lin Fang ran.

After running a few steps, I remembered that the teddy bear had not been taken away, so I went back and dragged the teddy bear to catch up with Lin Fang's footsteps, but the teddy bear was too big, and the little radish head dragged all the way, and I was a little tired and wanted to cry.

Just when she saw Lin Fang greet Fang Lingxian, she didn't think much about it, she stood up immediately and planned to teach Lin Fang a lesson.

At this moment, the little trick of Little Radish's head was exposed by Lin Fang, and she began to calmly think about what would be more beneficial.

Comparing Lin Fang, who doesn't seem to be very easy to deceive, and Fang Lingxian, the two with Qiqing's face, the little radish head resolutely ran to Fang Lingxian's side, gently tugged at the corner of her pink skirt, and said timidly: "Sister, Big brother murdered me!"

Ouch, old man's maiden heart!

Fang Lingxian looked down at the little radish head, her eyes full of care, her heart was almost covered with pink makeup and jade, and the cute little radish head like a doll was melted.

She squatted down, touched the little head of the little radish head, and said in a soft voice, "Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid! No one dares to bully you when your elder sister is here! Can you tell your elder sister what your name is?"

The little radish raised his brows slightly, as if he was dissatisfied with the action game of the other party's head touching his head, but he forcibly controlled it, and continued to maintain a cute and deceitful appearance, and said timidly: "My name is Qi... Liu Yi Nuo, you can call me Xiao Nuo or Nuo Nuo."

The first word Liu Yinuo spit out was vague, and even Lin Fang couldn't understand what she said.

Out of professional sensitivity, Lin Fang noticed that Liu Yinuo was hiding something from them.

Although this is a little uncomfortable, it is enough to prove that Xiaoruotou is still very smart, and he is always vigilant. It is not because Lin Fang helped her win two teddy bears, nor because Fang Lingxian is beautiful. Trust them unreservedly.

In this case, there is no need to worry about her being deceived by the traffickers...

etc!

Lin Fang tapped on his forehead, but was interrupted by the little radish head. He only remembered now that this child ran away from home with his mother on his back, and he didn't know how long it had been since he came out. What was her mother in such a hurry? Did you call the police?

"Wow! So your name is Nuo Nuo? Nuo Nuo, you are so cute! Are these two teddy bears yours? Who bought such a big bear for you? The bears are also very cute!"

"Uh……"

Liu Yinuo: "..."

Xiao Ruotou suddenly felt that he might have made a wrong decision.

Bullying a fool is really no sense of accomplishment.

"Lingxian, didn't you realize that this child is alone and there are no adults around?"

Lin Fang had to remind Fang Lingxian, who was overflowing with maternal love, he said: "This little Liu Yinuo sneaked out of the house, and her mother didn't know she was here. I just asked her what's the phone number at home. , she doesn't say it, I suggest handing her over to the staff of the video game city, let them contact Liu Yinuo's parents, or call the police."

The staff at the cashier watching the play: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o!!"

Sir, are you serious?

We just want to eat a melon in peace, please don't mess around!

Don't think you can do whatever you want because you are handsome!

Unless you have a baby with me!

"Wow……"

Liu Yinuo broke down in tears and said with a whimper: "My mother promised me to go to the amusement park with my father two years ago, but she deceived me year after year. I'm already in the second grade, and I haven't gone there yet. I've been to an amusement park. I haven't seen my father for two years, and my mother keeps saying that she will take me there when my father comes back. I don't know what she's doing every day, and she leaves me in school during the summer vacation. I'm so pitiful..."

"Don't cry, don't cry, speak slowly..."

Fang Lingxian couldn't see Liu Yinuo crying. She was in a hurry to find tissues and wipe the tears from the little radish head. She was busy enough, but it didn't work.

Lin Fang stood with his arms folded and watched the play, with no intention of persuading him at all.

This little radish head lied without drafting. She said ten sentences, and Lin Fang believed at most one.

Maybe this bear child is making up stories again!

Don't say, this time Xiaoruotou's story is quite similar, and it is still a series.

While crying, Liu Yinuo continued: "I haven't been home since I was in elementary school, and I rarely saw my mother. So I especially look forward to going to an amusement park and spending more time with my mother. , can also meet Dad.

When my mother came to school yesterday, she suddenly told me that my father had a woman outside and a new home, so he couldn't take me to the amusement park. He also asked me, if I go to court one day and the judge asks whether I am with my father or my mother, can I say with my mother.

Mom is a big liar, I don't want to talk to her! I wanted to escape yesterday, but I found that I had no money and would be in a hurry to go out, so I went out today after preparing for it, and I didn't want her to find me. I'm going to find dad! "

Hey?

Why does this story sound familiar?

Did I hear it somewhere?

The more Lin Fang listened, the more he felt the story told by Xiao Luotou. He seemed to have heard a similar version, but most of the friends around him were single and married to colleagues. You may have heard children tell this kind of story.

Thinking it was unlikely, Lin Fang shook his head and didn't care.

Fang Lingxian took out another tissue, helped Liu Yinuo wipe her crying face, and said, "If you want your father, you can tell your mother, I believe she will agree to take you to find your father."

Little Radish took the tissue from Fang Lingxian's hand, wiped her tears, and sighed softly.

sloppy!

Chicken and duck talk!

For the sake of truth, I blew up my family background, to gain sympathy, to prove that my mother is a liar, and to make you stop throwing me to the staff of the video game city, contact my mother, and not miss my father!

He's a scumbag, I don't miss him!

Liu Yinuo turned her head and looked at Lin Fang. She felt that after all, she still made the wrong payment and chose the wrong target. If she knew earlier, it was better to choose Lin Fang.

Fang Lingxian looks like a deceiver, and her sympathy is still rampant, and her comprehension ability is really questionable!

Liu Yinuo stared at Lin Fang for a while, seeing that he was always in a play-watching attitude, and had no intention of intervening at all, so he had to showdown, sniffed deliberately, and said cautiously, "Sister, I'll call in a while. To my mother. I'm very good, and I won't worry her. When I left, I left a note and waited for her here at 2 o'clock in the afternoon.

After my mother picked me up, she sent me to school again. That closed school was like a prison. Can you let me play with you for a while before mom comes to pick me up? "

Oh, my poor little boy!

Fang Lingxian felt that his heart was about to be broken. This child in front of him was so pitiful!

She looks so cute, yet her life experience is so bizarre, and she has suffered such ups and downs, it's so pitiful!

Such a small request must be accepted!

"OK!"

"no!"

Um?

Fang Lingxian turned her head to look, and said no, it was Lin Fang.

A look of dissatisfaction flashed in her eyes, her brows were slightly wrinkled, and she said lightly: "Lin Fang, Nuonuo is so pitiful, you wouldn't even refuse such a small request from her, would you? She said it all, and after a while she Mom will pick her up, and she will be sent to a closed school. It's still summer vacation, but she actually sends her child to school. If you want me to say, her mother is really irresponsible!"

Sister, can we use our brains?

Whatever a child says, you believe...

You are so great, I don't even know how to complain!

Lin Fang sighed, suddenly feeling extremely worthless for his otaku career in his previous life.

If I knew that women are all this IQ, why are they single?

Be a scum... Be a warm man, warm the single girls all over the world, isn't he fragrant?

It doesn't matter even if you meet someone with outstanding IQ, isn't there someone who doesn't care about it? Does the not-so-good-looking lady need warmth?

Just like what Cai X said: Why do I change girlfriends quickly? Because I pig (chou) grilled (nv) according to kill!

What kind of otaku, it's really a wrong payment...

Lin Fang glanced at Fang Lingxian, then looked at the little radish head who was grimacing at himself with his little nose squeezed. He sighed and said, "Okay, you decide."

It’s also a lot of experience. If you want to put it away, Lin Fang will not be accustomed to anyone, just turn his head and leave. If you like to cause trouble, you won’t accompany him. After crossing, Lin Fang found that a woman They are all emotional animals, and most of the time they make decisions based on impulse.

You talk to her and she talks to you.

The best way is to follow her will first, let her be stupid, but be educated, and then when she comes to repentance, she has to pretend to be stupid, pretend to be enlightened, and show the same unresponsiveness as her. The empathy that comes over will make her happy.

It's useless to stop. She makes silly mistakes and makes small mistakes with her, and she feels that she has a common experience. If something goes wrong, it can be stopped in time.

If you can't stop it and let it go, then the result... tsk tsk!

Fang Lingxian saw that although Lin Fang was helpless, he still agreed to his unreasonable request, and suddenly felt a little uneasy.

The impulse was only for a moment, and now she came to her senses. The relationship between her and Lin Fang was the relationship between EX and EX. She wanted to get back together, and he didn't want to contact him.

Looking at the meal alone, they came to the video game city together, and the relationship between the two was getting closer little by little.

I manipulated it by myself, and directly hit the favorability level back to the zero-degree line...

Thinking of this, Fang Lingxian was so annoyed that she wanted to hit the wall.

Turning her head to look at the poor Liu Yinuo again, Fang Lingxian suddenly felt that this child didn't seem so cute anymore.

No matter how cute you are, you can't be a boyfriend, right?

It's just that there is no regret medicine in the world.

No matter how annoyed Fang Lingxian was, it was impossible for him to go back to what he had said, and it was impossible for him to take the attitude he put forward as if he had never done it.

Even if she wants to, what about Lin Fang?

Looking at Lin Fang, who was further away from him, Fang Lingxian suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

He... finally cares...