I’m Not a Scumbag

Fang Youxi's eyes widened, she could hardly believe that these words came from Gu Pengfei's mouth.

I have never seen such a brazen person!

Just as he was about to start scolding, the corner of his eyes swept across Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian, Fang Youxi immediately put out her thoughts.

It doesn't matter how the couple scolds when the door is closed. When others are around, they still have to give their husband some face.

Gu Pengfei was also afraid at first, and he was ready to stand up at any time to avoid Fang Youxi's heavy punch.

No kidding, Fang Youxi's fist is really heavy.

I don't know the genes of their Fang family. The fists are really hard, and hitting people really hurts.

Seeing that Fang Youxi's face changed, but he didn't mean to do anything, Gu Pengfei breathed a sigh of relief, and deliberately took another flap of preserved egg and stuffed it into his mouth while chewing while boasting himself.

"Delicious, this taste is absolutely amazing! As expected of my craftsmanship, the color, flavor, and shape are all excellent, so delicious!"

tasty?

Row!

You can't beat or scold. You think I can't cure you, right?

How dare you provoke me!

Fang Youxi squinted his eyes, Duang, Duang, Duang, put all the dishes Gu Pengfei had previously identified in front of him, and said, "Since the taste is so good, let's eat them all for you, let's eat the other ones. That's fine. You have to eat all of these, not a drop of soup! Husband, I love you!"

Husband and wife, do you need to do so much, daughter-in-law?

I think you want me to die!

Gu Pengfei looked at the dishes in front of him and at the delicious food that was moved to the other side, his face was full of bitterness.

Guarding a table of delicious food, but can only eat what you make yourself. For people who are not greedy, they can bear it, but for a gluttonous eater like Gu Pengfei, others sit and stand while others eat him. Look, this pain of not getting what you want has been magnified at least ten times, a hundred times.

"Wife... can I..."

"Isn't it enough, husband? I know you have a big appetite, no problem. Let's eat it first, then you can cook a few more dishes. Let's eat less rice and leave more for you. If it's not enough, you can still eat it. Cook some more noodles, don't worry, we will wait for you to finish!"

"No need, no need! Enough to eat, completely enough!"

goo...

Gu Pengfei swallowed and shut up decisively. He understood that he might have really provoked Fang Youxi. If he continued, it might not only be about eating pig food, but the pitiful large-scale cramming scene!

If it was in peacetime and saw Gu Pengfei's pitiful appearance, Fang Lingxian would definitely help to say a few words and persuade Fang Youxi.

But at this moment, all her thoughts were on Lin Fang, so she couldn't care less.

She looked at Lin Fang and said in surprise, "Lin Fang, you made all these dishes?"

Lin Fang touched his nose, glanced at Gu Pengfei, hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said, "I did it."

Gu Pengfei is really a **** of his teammates and has not discussed it. After all, he has money in his pocket. When he was in the kitchen, he vowed to use money to smash Fang Youxi to the ground.

Lin Fang didn't expect him to resist Fang Youxi's Hedong roar, but Lin Fang never expected that Gu Pengfei would be defeated without even blocking a round, and sold him completely.

Lin Fang just knew about the ability to cook delicious food, so he didn't even think about showing it off, but Gu Pengfei had already identified it, so he had to admit it.

When Fang Lingxian heard Lin Fang's own admission, stars suddenly appeared in her eyes, and she said, "It's true, I didn't even know that your cooking was so delicious. You're too good, aren't you?"

"well enough……"

I just found out not long ago...

Lin Fang felt that he knew too little about his current body.

After traveling for so long, his understanding of himself is still very superficial. He simply thinks that he has just become younger and more handsome, his eyes are much better than before, and his shooting is very good.

It wasn't until now that Lin Fang realized that his body might be much more powerful than he imagined.

Fang Youxi on the side said with a smile: "Xiao Lin, don't be humble! If I knew you were so good at cooking, I wouldn't let our old man be ugly. He is a waste of ingredients! Humph!"

Lin Fang glanced at Gu Pengfei, who was wasting ingredients and was struggling with "pig food". He didn't know whether to show sympathy or not.

Everything in front of him, from start to finish, was created by Gu Pengfei.

Lin Fang originally only planned to start, but he insisted that Lin Fang cook.

Just fry it, and Gu Pengfei can't stand Fang Youxi's threat. He kneels when he says kneel, and he has no ambition at all.

As long as he can be a little bit tougher and say that these dishes are all fried by him, there is no need to eat "pig food" as he is now, while looking back and forth on the opposite side, his eyes are stuck in a few dishes made by Lin Fang. If he can't pull it out, he will also be ridiculed by Fang Youxi.

For a simple meal, the four of them just ate two styles of painting.

Lin Fang, Fang Lingxian, and Fang Youxi were very happy to eat, they were just enjoying the food.

On the opposite side, Gu Pengfei had a hard time eating. He smelled the aroma of the food wafting from the opposite side. He could imagine the wonderful taste of the delicious food in his mouth, but he could only eat the dishes he made by himself. , this is not to enjoy, but to suffer.

After half an hour.

Fang Youxi rubbed her stomach, leaned on the chair, and hummed: "Huh...it's delicious, I'll gain at least three kilograms this meal! Fortunately, our family's ancient craftsmanship is average. If the craftsmanship is like Xiaolin's, I will My weight loss plan is definitely going to go bankrupt!"

Fang Lingxian also eats a lot, but her physical fitness is much better than Fang Youxi, so she has no worries about gaining weight.

She smiled and said, "Cousin, your figure is so good, you don't need to lose weight, it's just fine!"

Fang Youxi patted her belly, her strength was slightly stronger, and her chest muscles trembled a few times.

She shook her head and said, "No, no, I'm getting old. I'm in my early thirties, and I'll be forty soon. Once my body is out of shape, it will be very difficult to recover. I must maintain it now. Live, have less salt and more exercise, but don’t be greedy! Ancient! Friends! Fly!”

Gu Pengfei: "Uh..."

Gu Pengfei, who just secretly stretched out his chopsticks, was caught straight. He looked at Fang Youxi pitifully, and said, "Wife, you've all finished eating. I'm afraid of wasting it, so I'll help you scan the bottom line!"

Fang Youxi sneered and said: "No, you made it so delicious, let you sweep the bottom, how wronged you would be? If you eat yours, I will pour these leftovers and feed the dog later. "

Gu Pengfei: "o(╥﹏╥)o..."

I was wrong, my underwear was wrong!

If I knew it was so difficult, I shouldn't be acting like this!

It's not difficult to admit that Lin Fang's cooking is much better than mine, so why am I pretending to be compulsive!

If it were in normal times, Gu Pengfei would have bowed his head to Fang Youxi and admitted his mistake. He has done this kind of thing countless times, and he has long been familiar with it.

But aren't you rich now?

What's more, they are already half hardened, and they have eaten pig food for a long time.

Let Gu Pengfei admit his mistake again, he is a little reluctant.

So, he watched Fang Youxi pour out all the delicious leftovers on the opposite side, mixed it into a pot of chowder, put it in a garbage bag, and threw it into the trash can.

During the whole process, Gu Pengfei tried to stop him several times, but he endured it.

All of this was seen by Fang Youxi, and she didn't know how to relieve her anger.

After the meal is over, drink tea for a while before leaving. This is the meaning of the title, and it is also the way of hospitality.

Lin Fang always felt as if he had forgotten something, but he couldn't remember what he had forgotten.

After drinking tea for a while, my mother called, and Lin Fang suddenly remembered that he was eating out and didn't tell his mother!

This is bad!

Lin Fang stood up and smiled bitterly at the other party Youxi said: "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, I usually call my mother when I go out to eat, but I was in a hurry today, so I didn't remember it. My mother's phone number came after me. , I'm afraid I have to go first."

Fang Youxi said in surprise: "Are you leaving so soon? Or...you answer the phone first and tell your aunt about the situation?"

Lin Fang shook his head and said, "Sister-in-law, you don't know my mother. I dare not answer this call. If I answer her call, I will be scolded to death! I'd better go back first and explain to her slowly!"

"Is that so..."

Fang Youxi thought for a while, looked at Fang Lingxian, and said, "Xiaoxian, Xiaolin is leaving, you can send him off. Don't come back later, and I won't get involved in your affairs."

"All right."

Fang Lingxian agreed and got up.

Fang Youxi's proposal was exactly in line with Fang Lingxian's intention, especially Fang Youxi's last sentence "do not mix", which made Fang Lingxian's heart fall heavily on the ground.

"Brother Gu, eat slowly, we'll go first."

"Don't rush to leave..."

Gu Pengfei, who was still burying his head in dealing with the pig food, heard that Lin Fang was leaving, and couldn't help but cast a look of help at him.

There were too many dishes and they were unpalatable. He almost vomited and couldn't eat them.

Lin Fang pretended not to see it, waved at Gu Pengfei, and hurried out.

Big Brother Gu, ask yourself for more blessings!

If I knew today, why was it in the first place?

You thought about coming to pick up your sister-in-law, but you came here empty-handed. If I hadn't bought you a bunch of flowers, my sister-in-law would have driven you out!

Come here, you can coax your sister-in-law well, who would have known you were so arrogant, with all kinds of show operations!

I can't bear to tell you that there is a little fresh meat next door who is drooling over your wife.

Brother Gu, I really can't help you!

Lin Fang walked away quickly, Fang Lingxian didn't dare to delay too much, but just waved at Fang Youxi and quickly followed.

Fang Lingxian chased downstairs and saw that Lin Fang was still walking forward, so she could only say: "Lin Fang, wait for me! It's not good for your health to walk so fast after eating."

"Have it?"

Lin Fang slowed down, but he didn't feel any discomfort at all.

"Of course!"

Fang Lingxian took the opportunity to catch up with Lin Fang and explained to him: "Just after eating, the blood of the body will flow to the stomach to help digest the food. At this time, other parts of the body will have insufficient blood supply. Strenuous exercise at this time will cause physical discomfort. It's best to sit down, or just lie down for the most comfort."

"Okay, I believe..."

Lin Fang said that he believed it, but what was thinking in his heart was the old saying that his mother always said: walk a hundred steps after a meal and live to ninety-nine.

It is also magical, my mother is a retiree who is not willing to dance in the square. She is willing to struggle at the poker table, but she needs to exercise after a meal.

On the contrary, a retired athlete like Fang Lingxian, a former national martial arts champion, advocates that it is better to lie down after a meal instead of moving!

After thinking about it carefully, Lin Fang felt that he should still believe Fang Lingxian's statement.

Just then, my mother's phone called again.

Lin Fang can imagine how strong her anger is. At first, she might be annoyed that Lin Fang didn't go home for dinner, but didn't call in advance. What makes her even more angry now is that this is not the case, but It was Lin Fang who didn't answer the phone.

There is actually one more thing that can make my mother angry more than this, that is, answer the phone first, and then hang up.

Lin Fang only dared to think about this kind of murderous act, but dared not actually do it.

"Lin Fang, why don't you answer the phone?"

"It's still my mother who called. I'm scolded for picking up. It's better not to pick up."

The two walked forward for a while, and the atmosphere was a little silent.

After a while, Fang Lingxian took the initiative and said, "Lin Fang, thank you today."

Lin Fang glanced at her in surprise and said, "What's there to thank?"

Fang Lingxian looked directly at Lin Fang and said, "Thank you for not exposing me and helping me cover it up."

Lin Fang suddenly said: "Oh...you said this, it's just a trivial matter, nothing to be thankful for."

Fang Lingxian said stubbornly: "I still want to thank you, when are you free, I will invite you to dinner!"

"Don't you need to eat?"

"I want to invite you! If I don't invite you, I will feel bad about it!"

"Is that so..."

Lin Fang hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said, "Okay, then I'll call you when I'm free."

Fang Lingxian couldn't help but pursed her lips, glanced at Lin Fang, and said faintly, "Are you free tomorrow and Saturday?"

"Uh……"

Lin Fang touched his nose and felt a little embarrassed. He didn't have any arrangements on Saturdays and Sundays, but the lack of arrangements didn't mean he was willing to be alone with Fang Lingxian.

In the face of this ex-girlfriend whose force value was too high, Lin Fang always had an indescribable psychological abnormality.

That feeling is similar to how elementary school students get along with their homeroom teachers. It is a psychological weakness.

Although Lin Fang knew that Fang Lingxian would not do anything to him, the sword of Damocles was most frightening only when it was hanging over his head.

If possible, Lin Fang really didn't want to eat alone with Fang Lingxian.

It's just that Fang Lingxian's words have already mentioned this step, and Lin Fang can't open his eyes and talk nonsense. He can only bite the bullet and say: "Tomorrow... I'm free."

"That's right!"

Fang Lingxian snapped his fingers and said, "Then at noon tomorrow, there will be a barbecue on Fuzong Road. I'll wait for you. Let's go!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Is this gone?

Otherwise, you can drop me off on the way!

Bring me to the parking lot in front of you, just want to have a meal with me?

Watching Fang Lingxian drive away, Lin Fang was alone in the wind.

Taking a taxi home, he spent another unjust sum of money, and Lin Fang also suffered the "thundering mother's love crit" from his mother.

After finally coping with his mother, Lin Fang went into the bedroom and locked the door, took off his clothes, shirtless, and carefully looked at his young body.

Although this young body belonged to Lin Fang, in his memory, it was already ten years ago.

Lin Fang was also not sure whether his body was the same as now when he was young, with pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles, a standard body shape and full of strength, full of male hormones.

These are not the focus of Lin Fang's attention. He wants to know where the limits of his body are.

It has been established that the eyes are better than others. The telephoto ability to observe the subtleties beyond 100 meters, the dynamic vision during high-speed motion, and even the advance prediction of where the roulette ball will land have been confirmed.

Several times in distress, Lin Fang also knew that his strength and nerve reaction ability are also stronger than ordinary people.

In addition, today, when Lin Fang was chopping vegetables, his mastery of the kitchen knife, the ability to precisely control it, and even recalling the words of Mr. Peng teaching his apprentices, fiddling with pots and spoons, and copying, are better than ordinary people.

After stacking these pieces together, Lin Fang suddenly found out: Am I so awesome?

Kong has such a body that has great potential and is far from reaching its limit. In the past life, I stayed at home every day, living like a pig, letting my belly swell, playing games every day, doing a lot of work. A job with no future, I'm doing something wrong!

Thinking of the regret~www.readwn.com~ Lin Fang really wanted to slap himself.

etc……

Haven't I already crossed over?

No, the world has crossed over!

Don't care, doesn't it mean that I have passed through the world?

Lin Fang no longer struggled with this issue, and just thought he had passed through, and then he suddenly thought that this also seemed to mean that he actually had more possibilities.

On the road of being a lawyer, go a little further. This is Lin Fang's idea only after crossing the road.

Even now, Lin Fang felt that there was nothing wrong with this idea.

It’s okay if you forget all the laws you’ve learned when you cross over, but since the legal knowledge is still in your mind, you should continue on this road, and it can be regarded as making up for the useless things you learned in your previous life. Regret.

Besides being a lawyer, is there another way that I can take?

Lin Fang puffed out his chest muscles, looked down at his young body full of strength, and thoughts flooded into his mind one after another.

Some of these ideas are plausible and some are absurd.

But it doesn't matter. Lin Fang turned on the computer and created a new memo, recording all these reliable or absurd ideas one by one.

After the sparks flashed in his mind and there were no new ideas, Lin Fang wrote a new content at the end of the memo: testing the limits of the body.

Everyone has physical limits, and knowing where their limits are. For ordinary people, it may not be that important, but for Lin Fang, it is very important!

Said to be testing the limits of the body, in fact, it is more about understanding the potential of your body. Every potential may mean a new outfit... a new life path.

Must be tested!

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